#like he doesn't speak it as much as other people (like cellbit or baghera) but he does understand english

[atthebell]

i think people really do not understand what's going on with carre guys he speaks english he just doesn't want to talk to them most of the time and like roier he does prefer to speak spanish

like i think you might be getting confused because cellbit kept speaking spanish to him but cellbit likes to speak spanish with all the spanish speakers (not just roier-- he does it with max and pol as well) because he doesn't like english being the default

[odusseus-xvi]

Hello helloooo friend! Hi! I just wanted to say that I'll be going around and asking people about QSMP characters to avoid mischaracterization of said characters (in analysis, fics, and just overall fan interpretations). So if you're cool with it, can I ask you about the French streamers?

Like, can you tell me the mischaracterization you often see regarding their characters and how they actually are? I mean, ANY facts about them would be very very cool to know! I love all of them and I would really like to know more about them since I can't really watch everyone, ya kno?

Yes I would love to :D ! But also, keep in mind, I'm not immune to a bit of mischaracterization (that's how you write that right ?), sometimes I probably do a little bit, though I try my best not to. I have to admit, I don't see a lot, or just little things, and mostly from the english side of the community, cause over here with the french we are a really small part of the overall fandom, so I don't have a lot of interactions, AND it's our first (ever) smp like that (semi rp etc...), we never had that over here in France, it's a new thing both for us and the ccs, so we are getting our footing. But here we go I do have some things I can say : (wrote a fricking novel holy)

q!Baghera Jones : I see a lot of people characterize her as this hyper competent investigator that knows everything etc... In a way she is, she is a good investigator, and is always eager to solve the mysteries of the island ; What people miss most of the time is that she is also (it's not mutually exclusive) a Goofball : She sings randomly, she walks on mines and jumps off buildings willingly for the lols, some people say she witholds information, most of the time she actually just Forgor. Something that people do get most of the time is that she genuinely is really empathetic : She loves Walter Bob, two days ago she talked about how Cucurucho may be manipulated, she is worried about Quackity, about Cellbit, Foolish, Jaiden etc... And outside of petty rivalry (mostly with Forever, BBH, Etoiles, and a bit Cellbit) she is not a vengeful person at all. She is very understanding. Oh and almost forgot : She is surprisingly insightful ; She guessed what was happening to Cellbit as one of the firsts, she immediatly figured Gegg out the first day she met Slime, ElQuackity is VERY obviously another person than Quackity at first glance etc...

q!Etoiles : There was for some time a bit of mischaracterization in the way people saw him as a bloodthirsty killing machine, though it is fading steadily as we speak ; He is a really nice person that lifts up others, gift them things whenever he can, cares about the eggs, and is always reactive when it comes to saving or helping others. Also, he is a badass in the eyes of everyone (ccs and fandom) but people have a way to write that in fics that doesn't really match him : They write a badass and dark character that is mostly silent and cool ; Etoiles is NOT that (he is badass yes but not much the rest), he SAYS he is that, that he is "dark, and broody, and mysterious", but the guy is always cracking jokes, about others, about himself, he is very self-aware of his problems (social and health related) and likes to joke about it because "it puts smiles on the faces of people" (his way of cheering people up most of the time : "You are not useless, you put smiles on my and the people's faces, and that wonderful"). The moments that CAN be a bit dark is when he is asking for a fight ; most of the time it's goofy, but then there is moments like the dinner party when the codes revealed themselves, where he will be saying while everyone panics "Yeah... Yeah.. FINALLY ! FINALLY !!" and you realise he is not to be trifled with. He aslo tends to blame himself when something wrong happens ; to him, HE is the one that misplayed, that made a mistake.

q!Aypierre : Some people could see him as a relatively chill dude ; he talks calmly, never screams and very rarely raises his voice, but he is NOT chill : He is the most gremlin of the french, his favorite past-time in all the smps he's been in is pranking and breaking the servers : Two days ago in his 24 hour stream, he broke in the federation base three times, exploded a bunch of stuff in there, tortured Foolish alongside BBH, summoned lightning to make Foosh and BBH believe Gegg is still alive in front of his infinite Gegg generator, rickrolled Cucurucho etc... He is a every ingenuous guy with ways to build factories of everything. Most people, out of the french, would fear Etoiles because he is always begging for a fight, and fought and won against the code several times, but he is a nice guy, who they probably SHOULD fear, is Aypierre, this guy can be EVIL at times ; He loves contracts and deals, and using those against the others. He is not all evil though. He does care about Pomme, the french, and is willing to help others when they need him, though he likes to make exchanges.

q!Antoine Daniel : Antoine is probably the hardest to write or get when you are not used to him. He has such a way of speaking and a weird twisted humor that to someone not french, and not watching his streams regularly, it's REAL hard to get him right. He is an apreciator of dark humor and cynicism ; Joking about Bobby in front of Pomme is an example, though he is starting to be more compassionate about the eggs than he was at the beginning of his journey on the smp. Probably because of one of my posts and some others, a lot of people see him as incredibly paranoïd, and for a time he was, though he said himself (both in and out of character) that it was starting to get better because people came talked to him about it, there IS still remains though. What's interesting is that he can be both paranoïd, AND incredibly insightful : His takes are either the rambling of a madman, or scarily on point. Though he is rarely willing to help others (both because of his next to level 0 skills in minecraft and general air of "I don't care"), he is always on alarm and willing to help when it comes to the eggs, multiple times he ironically is one of the most reactive ones when it comes to realise there is danger or a problem for the eggs ; Though he is relatively self-centered, he is very compassionate and attentive of the eggs, with Pomme potentially being the person he trusts most. (everytime he acts aloof and cynical on his stream, to then immediatly worry about Pomme's well-being warms my heart.)

q!Kamet0 : AHAHAHAHAH ahAHaHhah, ahahah... ahah.. ah. oh. (he left for cigarretes)

(HOLY SHIT I WROTE A NOVEL. Sorry, didn't excpect to have that much to say. But here you go, hope that helps.)

[q-starhalo]

Qsmp tierlist from q!Bads perspective!

[Note: Bad didn't fully explain for some of them and I might've missed some notes]

Super Stinky Egg:

★ Richas - (Originally was in S+ but.)

★ Bad - (Originally F tier since q!Bad feels like he's a bad parent because he didn't do a good job on protecting the kids and basically lost everyone in the end. "All of his kids either left or died or were re-frozen or something. All of his friends either left or died". If it went by Bad's own ending, q!Bad would feel a bit more happier about himself)

★ Cucurucho

S+:

★ Dapper

★ Pomme

★ 'Lullah

★ Chayanne

★ Ramon

★ Leo

★ Chunsik

★ Pepito

★ Bobby

★ Empanada

★ Sunny

S:

★ Foolish - Rivals that can't be separated

★ Aypierre - Always got along and had "Stonks (?) and Muffins"

★ YD - Got along with her greatly!!

★ Baghera - An amazing friend and was one of the only people he let adopt Dapper which speaks for itself

★ Max - q!Bad felt really sympathetic towards him because of the loss of Trump(et) and got along with him really well early on. He felt like he could trust him and Dapper got along with Max as well

★ Tubbo - "My coach!!" Got along with Tubbo really well. Only time he felt slightly negative towards Tubbo was because of the chunk but overall, that's his coach

★ Mike - Got along with him, especially more later on, and had fun pranking with him. Felt really close with him more near the end as well

★ Bagi - Felt really close with her and got along with her very well! She was really nice to q!Bad and was really fun to prank!

★ Tina - q!Bad felt like he could trust her, especially when he was really distrusting of other people, and loved pranking her. Got along with her as well and felt like he needed to take care of her.

★ Roier - Great parent for Bobby and Pepito. q!Bad felt a lot of empathy towards him

★ Jaiden

★ Philza - Viewed him as a really good father and liked pranking him

★ Boo - Resident Ghost, felt safe to have around and was fun to hangout with them <3

★ Trump(et) - His death felt more tragic to q!Bad. Was also given a flower and got to spend a little bit more time with him in El Dia de Los Muertos event

★ Ron - Got along with him and became attached to him. Felt like a hostage but also like a kid

A:

★ Fit - Got along with Fit really early on, especially since they were like parents of two (chaotic) kids! And Dapper liked him a lot!

★ Pac - q!Bad felt really bonded with many of the Soulfire members, including Pac

★ Cellbit - A complicated character. Near the end, q!Bad didn't know if he could trust him since he saw his own sanity in q!Cellbit and he doesn't like seeing those aspects of himself.

★ Etoiles - Got along really well and was a really good rival. Was more cautious when the code stuff appeared on Etoiles' arm but overall, q!Bad finds him as a nice guy. Plus, one of Pomme's parents

★ Missa - He really liked Missa and got along with him! Never felt like he had a bad experience with him. Bad viewed their last moment and overall interactions as playful!

★ Felps

★ Antoine - Only ever had good interactions with him and he took good care of Pomme and Dapper

★ Spider-Pepito

★ Ollie - Got along with Ollie despite feeling sketchy about the bunny's. Kept q!Bad company when the kids were gone

★ Coco

★ Trousers

★ Caramel

★ Mouse - She was a big wild card since Bad tried to stay in undercover but he did get along with her!

★ DanSir

★ Tilín - Got taken away before he got too attached to them but does feel bad since he could've saved them

★ Niki - Got counseling from her and got along with her ^^ Plus, she was on Soulfire

★ JuanaFlippa - Was taken away way before q!Bad could get too attached with her. Didn't interact with her that much either

★ Pol - Had really good interactions with him and was fun to prank

★ Luffy - Felt really positive towards them but not quite on the same level as the others

★ Doctovo - Got along with him and was q!Bad's best doctor. And he broke q!Bad out of jail.

★ Gegg - Neutral about him. A but goopy though

★ Biden

★ Vegetta - Gave q!Bad his first backpack but did place mines everywhere. Got along with him but gosh, did q!Vegetta love his mines.

★ Walter Bob

★ Firusflais

★ Luism

B:

★ Acau (?)

★ WillyRex - Didn't know him much but his experience with him was fairly positive and took care of Dapper that one time ^^

★ Carre - Pretty positive interactions when they did ever cross paths

★ Mariana - Positive interactions, especially their first time meeting

★ Casper

★ Pebbles

★ Rayna (?)

★ Abuelito

★ Smokey

★ Senhora Niede

★ Elsangela

★ Snipybara

★ Panselito (?)

★ Luzu - Fairly positive interactions but then again, barely interacted with him. Dapper got along with him so there's that.

★ Dullabara - Gave us the pumpkin head and helped name the them! <3

★ Romero Richas - q!Bad didn't have an understanding of the alter ego but he had experience with the paintings and liked them. "Hey this guy makes good paintings" was basically his thoughts. Didn't get bad experiences with him.

★ Leos Dogs - Found them funny ^^

★ Alexandre

★ Fred - Wasn't a big fan but Fred did visit his house willingly and they got along well

★ Ghost/Admin Bloopers

★ Slimecicle - Didn't feel like he was not a good parent and Slime tried to kill Dapper, but did move past it a bit. Slight positive towards him.

C:

★ Sophia - Neutral but slightly positive. "How do you feel about a calculator?"

★ Arin - Didn't interact much but q!Bad feels neutral about him

★ Richard (first day Richas)

★ Barriguinha Mole - Didn't interact with them much

★ Lenay - Didn't interact much so q!Bad is neutral when it comes to her

★ Quackity - q!Bad felt sympathetic about him because he saw a lot of himself in him. They did butt heads a lot and he stole from Ramon's corpse and did try to kidnap 'Lullah and threatened to kill Chayanne but q!Bad did feel bad for him. He's just a really complicated character to q!Bad. Some days, he'd be on A tier and some days, he'd be on F tier.

★ Iv Stand - q!Bad doesn't like anything related to medicine so he feels pretty negative about them. Only interacted with them on bad days. "Felt like the Grim Reaper"

★ Rubius - Mostly interacted with the angel version. q!Bad was really worried about him due to being powerful but he did give Dapper some nice stuff

★ Rivers - Didn't interact much with her but she was on Soulfire

★ Germen

★ Hugo - Didn't get to interact with but he was really nice ^^

★ Moon

★ Mr. Mustard - q!Bad got shot by them.

★ xXCapybaraGamingEPIC1337Xx

★ Rango

★ Elena - q!Bad didn't interact with her much so he's indifferent about her

★ Codeflippa - q!Bad doesn't like the Code

★ Pescados - Tolerable. Glub glub.

★ The Bunny Guy - Part of the Feds but didn't really see him much

D:

★ José - Everytime José showed up, q!Bad would immediately be put in debt. Never brought good news to q!Bad and never looked forward to seeing him

★ Agent 18 - Helped with Dapper but he was a bit of a gremlin. Not that disliked compared to others

★ Donnie

★ Spreen - Did NOT get along with him but did make amends (?)

★ Sipi - Didn't despise them as much

★ Ratoier

★ Ratakity - Got shot by him in Purgatory and got attacked by the rat when helping Missa. However, being shot by a gun doesn't mean there isn't a possibility for friendship in his eyes

★ Nacho - Not a fan of the egg. He stole from him and killed him. Just negativity upon negativity. He's an egg but he's a monster egg. "But being mad at Nacho for being Nacho is like being mad at a tornado for being a tornado" q!Bad wasn't fond of Nacho but viewed him as a natural disaster. "Like can you be mad at a baby for doing stupid baby stuff?". And Nacho didn't make his kids miserable, only ever did annoying little things towards Bad

★ Grinchas - Made his life a nightmare

★ Duck manager - Kind of was just there but was the reason everyone was trapped on the Island

F:

★ Eyeball Workers - Worse then Bobinho

★ Bobinho - q!Bad murdered him ^^ "Die in a hole" is how he felt about them ^^

★ ElQuackity - Wasn't trusting of him and killed him twice. And ElQuackity kidnapped Dapper.

★ The Watcher - Viewed with hatred since he was responsible for taking away his kids and caused many problems. HOWEVER when q!Bad thinks about that fanfic.... (He was being silly)

THE WORST:

★ Code Monster - Hates it so much.

Absent:

★ DanTDM - Was playing hide and seek and just never found him

★ Skeppy - (Originally in S+ tier)

★ Kameto - "We'll find him some day"

Don't Know Enough to Rate:

★ Bertie

★ Manzana (apparently drunk Pomme?)

★ Maximiliano

★ Jungryeok (?)

★ Dave

★ Ze Caveira

★ BimBamBoris

★ Ged

★ Mr. 24

★ Emolyson

★ Seu Madruga

★ Mr. Bubbles

★ Rupert

★ Agent 40

★ Tango

★ Cider

★ Kong (?)

★ Funny

★ Mike Wazoski

★ Lapin

★ Madagio

★ Pelxe

★ Worker 31

★ Tomato (Pomme?)

★ Hope

★ Jose (Fed worker)

★ Dark Cucurucho (I can't remember how to spell the name)

★ Slimeson

★ Spider-Women

★ Scoob

★ Egg A1

[jazzical1914]

A little self-indulgent possibility that could play out with Phil's lore when the server is back up. I'm absolutely terrible at actually writing fics out, but the idea grabbed hold of me pretty much fully formed and wouldn't go away until I wrote it down lol, so enjoy 👍

(If anyone wants to take this and make it a proper fic, please please do so and tell me so I can read your version of it 😄)

[ ] Phil, Pomme & Richarlyson rescue Baghera and Cellbit from Egg Island by outsmarting the Watcher and escaping on a boat

[ ] While they are celebrating the Watcher speaks to them and, angry at Phil, says there's someone he's been stopping from getting at Phil as he wanted the pleasure of destroying him himself, but he's revoking the 'protection' he'd been giving by not letting them find Phil

[ ] Everyone else is confused, but Phil gets what he means immediately and is terrified, suddenly realising how far away from Rose's protection he is

[ ] Almost immediately a black and purple void appears under/around Phil and starts to suck him in. The others try to save him, but they pass straight through the void without being affected by it or able to affect it and they can't pull Phil out

[ ] Phil is terrified and half begging them to get him out, half already resigned to the fact the Ender King has him. Eventually, the void swallows him completely, leaving Pomme, Richarlyson, Cellbit and Baghera safe and heading home, but having lost Phil

[ ] They get back to Quesadilla Island and people are thrilled to see them, but word spreads about Phil and people are devastated, since I'm pretty sure no one's character actually even dislikes Phil, they're all neutral at worst (even qQuackity was happy enough being cellmates with Phil) (other than Sunny, but I mean players)

[ ] After discussing with everyone about the void etc. everyone concludes it must be something to do with the End. Fit, Chayanne and Tallulah tell everyone about the visions and what he'd said about the Ender King and how scared Phil was at the idea of being taken by him

[ ] Etoiles says he's got everything he needs already to travel to the End, assuming nothing is blocking the way through to the dimension. At that point roses spawn and a chest appears covered in vines with a book in it.

[ ] Etoiles tries to read it, but it just looks like a lot of glitched text. They're a bit confused until Chayanne puts down a sign saying Missa should read it, since he already has Rose's protection from being able to access the Sanctuary

[ ] Missa can read it and it is from Rose apologising that she wasn't able to protect Phil and confirming he is now completely out of her range, so he is almost certainly in the Ender King's realm. The little power she and the others invested in Philza can bring together will be enough to be able to force the entrance to the End open for a short while, letting the Islanders in to rescue Phil if they will attempt it

[ ] Multiple people are immediately on board, with others agreeing shortly after. It's concluded that it's probably not a good idea for the eggs to go to the end to fight the dragon since it's so dangerous, but Chayanne, Tallulah, Richarlyson, Pomme, Dapper and Ramon riot at the idea of not going and eventually it's decided that everyone will go so that they all stick together

[ ] Etoiles leads them all to a stronghold that he's already made a base at, in preparation for when the End opens, because of course he has. They all make last minute preparations and head in to fight the dragon

[ ] There's lots of very subtle ways that the Ender King is trying to mess with them during the fight with the dragon. It takes longer to spawn into the End initially, the obsidian platform is ludicrously far away from the end Island (and it takes some quick block placing and quick thinking to get everyone to link arms to stop people falling into the void immediately) etc

[ ] Etoiles, Fit, Bad etc. have all done this before so it doesn't take a huge amount of time before the dragon is defeated, at which point the teleport appears like normal but with some blue and light blue glass panes around it, looking a bit like rain

[ ] Fit volunteers to go first so that if it's a trap they still have Etoiles to lead the fight and before anyone can object he throws a pearl through the portal and disappears (he might have time to steal a proper kiss from his boyfriend for good luck though 😉)

[ ] Fit messages that it's safe to come through and he's put down a sharestone. Bad puts one down on their side as well and people start to teleport through. On the other side is Endlantis.

[ ] As people all gather and are in awe of the scenery, there's a disturbance in the middle of the water and then suddenly Phil appears, flying up above them then floating in front of them by lazily flapping his wings. A few people call out to him, happy to have found him and amazed that his wings have healed, but Chayanne and Tallulah both almost immediately put signs down saying that's not their dad.

[ ] Phil laughs and it becomes very clear immediately that it's really not Phil as his voice doesn't sound anything like normal, being warbly like an Enderman and piercing. His eyes also glow purple and purple/black sparks travel along his arms and wings

[ ] Possessed Phil welcomes them all to his realm and invites them to stay forever as he will not allow them to leave. He does some powerful things like teleporting things around and completely no-selling an attack to show how scary he is and why Phil was right to be terrified of him

[ ] The islanders are adamant that they are leaving and that they will be taking Phil with them. Possessed Phil laughs and invites them to try, then goes in for an attack on Fit, starting a massive fight

[ ] Pretty much everyone gets involved in the fight, with people shooting arrows where they have them and people who have lassos or grappling squocks trying to use them to get Phil out of the air but he's dodging everything. At some point someone says something about the Ender King powering up Phil's flying ability but Fit is just 'no, he's always like this' as he's fought Phil before while he could fly

[ ] While the fighting has been going on the eggs have been told to stay back and they have been as while all of them want to help, none of them actually want to try to hurt Phil. Tallulah and Chayanne desperately want to help somehow but don't know what to do until Tallulah pulls out her flute and starts playing it. Possessed Phil falters, finally taking a hit, then turns and snarls at the direction of the eggs

[ ] Everyone takes this as a sign that Phil is still in there and they need to keep trying to get through to him. Tallulah keeps playing and Pomme joins in, with Chayanne and Dapper taking point in protecting them and the other eggs and islanders around them. Possessed Phil is getting angrier and attacking more harshly but also more predictably, making it easier for people land hits as well as just blocking him. They're still taking a lot of damage, though, and eventually he hits people aside so that he gets through to where Tallulah and Chayanne are. He says something about getting rid of the nuisances and goes to attack Chayanne with no one close enough to stop him. Chayanne goes to block, but instead of stopping the attack he goes straight past and stabs Possessed Phil as Phil managed to stop his attack himself. He smiles bloodily at Chayanne, congratulating him on a job well done, then falls over like a puppet with its strings cut as the Ender King stops possessing him.

[ ] There's just enough time for Missa and others to gather around Phil and see that he's alive, if hurt, before the Ender King's voice rings out saying that his pet explorer has failed him for the last time and Phil starts screaming until he disappears, teleported away

[ ] The group panic for a second before realising that since Phil came out of the middle of the water, it's very likely that that's where the Ender King is. The group all go together since anywhere flat and not covered in water (even including the glass) is starting to get covered in Endermen. Everyone is being very careful to not look directly at any of them, but it's looking like they'll be safer in the water, even if it's closer to the big bad guy

[ ] They go to the centre and swim down a staircase under a giant dragon skull until it comes back up to a throne room that is out of the water. Phil is restrained up on the wall, unconscious, with his wings spread out like an insect on display. On the throne is the Ender King, entirely bones with glowing purple eyes.

[ ] The fight resumes as they want to rescue Phil, but they can't really do anything to damage him, while he is throwing people around and pulling endermen and shulkers from elsewhere in the End.

[ ] Bagi, Cellbit, Tubbo, AyPierre and Ramon had disappeared at one point but Bagi comes running back into the throne room yelling for everyone to get near the walls and to get Phil down. Cracks start to appear in the ceiling and the high pressure of the weight of the water above sends spray through the room

[ ] The Ender King starts trying to summon blocks to reinforce the ceiling and Fit, Pac and Mike take the opportunity while he's distracted to climb up and start getting Phil down off the wall

[ ] By the time they've got him off the wall the ceiling is gushing water and they can see drill heads starting to poke through. Cellbit and Tubbo run in saying how the Create machine they built (when they realised water would be key to getting themselves out and away from the Ender King) is now running on it's own in the last stages and everyone needs to get out

[ ] The Ender King is basically possessing his bones, but he can't actually move them so he's stuck. Phil has been fully unconscious until now, but the Ender King possesses him again to try and get away, but on the ground and submerged in water, Fit, Etoiles etc. are enough to keep him from doing anything. Possessed Phil snarls and threatens them, but they herd him up the stairs, away from the Ender King's body

[ ] The ceiling fully breaks through and water pours in, fully submerging the room. As the Ender King's bones are fully covered in water, Phil gasps awake as himself, with the Ender King retreating due to not being able to get at Phil while submerged

[ ] The islanders waste no time getting out of there, although a few people, including Phil, need some help getting back to the sharestone. Etoiles grumbles about finally being in a different dimension and not getting chance to actually gather any new materials

[ ] Once they are back at spawn there is general rejoicing and roses and vines spawn all over the area, a sign that Rose is very happy Phil is back. Chayanne and Tallulah both pick roses and give them to Phil. Phil thanks everyone for rescuing him and it's a happy ending 😊

[ ] Omake 1, Cucurucho/Federation workers appear and intend to arrest people for unauthorised dimension travel. However, vines keep tripping them or dragging them backwards so every time they try to approach they get pulled further away. Phil laughs himself silly

[ ] Omake 2, Etoiles heads back to the base he has at the stronghold and gathers up his expedition gear. He refills the eyes of ender on the portal that were used up in Rose etc's attempt to keep the portal open for the whole group to get through and jumps in... and ends up right back at spawn, with the End realm being blocked off again. Cue dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...........😆

[magicalmanhattanproject]

MCC Teams for QSMP Guys

Disclaimer: These aren't official teams or even official predictions or anything. I have no idea if the QSMP guys who aren't in MCC already want to play or even know it exists. I'm just autistic.

RED RABBITS: HBomb94, Philza, Forever, Cellbit

This was the first team that came to me and it all spiraled out of control from here. H is the master of teaching new players, which is good if it's not a whole event of new people (spoiler alert: it is). Philza is also a solid player who knows the Brazilians well enough to teach them how to do MCC and also hold his own just fine. I expect Forever would hold his own just fine. A lot of the games that are hard for newcomers are hard because a lot of MCC guests aren't Minecrafters. I expect Forever to be able to handle himself with an elytra, for example, and H is the SOT king and also a Buildmart enjoyer so he can pick up the slack for the rest. Cellbit may be an unexpected popoff in Parkour Tag with his Esconde-Esconde experience. I'm not sure if he's ever touched an elytra.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cellbit. He can have red puzzle too though, as a treat. And the rest of the spawn puzzles will actually get solved for once!

ORANGE OCELOTS: Roier, Tubbo, Quackity, Punz

Roier is Good At Minecraft but he's also shy about the fact that he's good at Minecraft and not particularly interested in tryharding. He would most likely be looking for a team that isn't throwing on purpose, but also doesn't mind if he's not doing homework for the video game. Pairing him with known goofball Tubbo and good buddy Quackity makes sense for that. Punz is a very versatile S tier. He's fully capable of being a sweaty little bastard, but he's good at not being toxic about it and especially at not getting toxic towards his teammates. I think he could do well with just hanging out with a couple old friends and making sure a new one has a good time.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Quackity is the best choice as the full bilingual and least likely to survive in the tunnels.

YELLOW YAKS: Shadoune, Etoiles, Aypierre, Baghera

The French Team. Frankly, I think the chance of Etoiles getting into MCC is pretty slim. He is simply too powerful. Scott has talked before about having enough S tiers and needing more mid and lower tier players and Etoiles would Not help with that. Adding Shadoune and Aypierre to that is honestly a bit ridiculous. Baghera is not a nerf to this team either. She doesn't have nearly as much Minecraft experience as the others but she is learning very quickly. I did nearly switch her out to try and balance this obscenely powerful team. Their big weakness though is their MCC inexperience. Shadoune is the only one who has played MCC before and he hasn't even been in a handful of events yet. Late games with high learning curves could seriously hamstring them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Pierre. I was super super impressed with Pierre's comms with Foolish when they broke into the Federation and I want to see him do comms more.

LIME LLAMAS: Illumina, Spreen, Slimecicle, Mariana

Yeah, okay, this is Pink17 with a twist. This is the only chance we're gonna have to pair Spreen with another S tier though so we gotta take it. To be fair, I don't actually know how good Mariana is at Minecraft. That being said, I do know he's not super comfortable in his English abilities. This is essentially two teams speaking two languages wearing a giant trenchcoat, so I figured it would be best to give them Illumina, king of minding his own business and showing up at the end of the game with half his team's coins.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Slime. The Spanish speakers know more English than the English speakers know Spanish and asking someone to sandkeep in their second language in their first MCC is cruel.

GREEN GECKOS: Jojo, Vegetta, Maximus, OllieGamerz

The Spanish Team. I really tried so hard to pair Vegetta with Foolish, but ultimately I think he would just be most comfortable with people who all speak his own language. This is another scary powerful team, by the way. Jojo and Ollie were half the team that got the first canon team with two new players a win since MCC 6 and Vegetta is widely considered to be a Minecraft god. I'm not sure his skills transfer to MCC, but it can't hurt! Maxo is here instead of Mariana despite being more comfortable with English because I couldn't deprive the people of their Slimeriana crumbs, however he's another one whose MCC skill I'm not sure of. He's known mostly for his RP like Quackity Slime and Wilbur, but he also has an extremely dope Create mod house so he's definitely more cracked at the craft than them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Ollie. He's trained for it and studied for it before his first MCC and Vegetta and Maximus should both be able to at least survive dungeon conditions.

CYAN COYOTES: Mike, Pac, Fruitberries, Cubfan

Obviously, Tazercraft come as a duo. Do not separate. For them, I wanted people who matched their energy. Specifically, strange, bewildering, and staggeringly competent, while still making the most baffling decisions you've ever seen in your life. Fruitberries was an obvious choice. I think introducing them to Cubfan might be dangerous lest they give each other ideas for projects, but hopefully they'll be too focused on the games for any old projects to come up. I sure hope none of the games resemble any games Tazercraft have previously designed!

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cubfan. He is like the Only guy in MCC who I trust equally as a runner and a sandkeeper which means that I trust him to sandkeep here.

AQUA AXOLOTLS: PeteZahHutt, Jaiden, Fit, CPK

This is just a pretty regular MCC team. Pete and CPK is a very strong combination and I don't expect Fit to be bad at Minecraft, but given the absolute powerhouses that are the French and Spanish teams, I think this is probably fine.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Fit. Pete has a habit of making risky plays that don't always pay off. I think the scary teacher voice could check that impulse.

BLUE BATS: Badboyhalo, Krtzyy, Smallishbeans, Grian

Here's a PG team for you, king. You've earned it. Yes, Dave can be PG when they need to be. For the record, I'm deeply curious about what Bad puts down on his sign up sheet for his PGness preference. Either way, this is a team of all around strong players without a standout star. We're looking at a repeat of Aqua29 here.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Krtzyy. Everyone on this team can run but Dave enjoys it the least and actually had their first decent time ever playing Sands of Time as a sandkeeper for Aqua29. They've been playing since MCC1 by the way.

PURPLE PANDAS: Scott, Shubble, Foolish, Purpled

This is the part of the teams list when I went "okay I guess I'm making a full ten teams now, so I have to get the guys with standing invitations in". For the record, that's Scott (it's his event), Shubble (she's Scott's bestie), and Wilbur (he was one of the earliest believers). Purpled is here instead of Wilbur because he's Ever So Slightly More Cracked At The Craft, however this team is actually impossible and would never happen in canon. Scott Smajor has made it very clear that he would never put Purpled on the Purple team. Anyway, Foolish is also here!

Sorrel Assigned Sanddaddy: Scott.

PINK PARROTS: FireBreathMan, Felps, AntoineDaniel, Wilbur Soot

Y'all remember everyone wailing and gnashing their teeth about Blue29 because FBM was being unfairly nerfed by being saddled with three "bad" players and it was so incredibly mean to those players he was with and also like they got 6th overall and did Literally Fine? No? Only me carrying that grudge? Anyway, here's a perfectly fair and balanced team that no one would complain about at all. No but for real, this is the team I couldn't switch Antoine and Baghera on because that would break it.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Wilbur. Sorry Scott got to the daddy joke first.

[eliknowsnothing]

imagine a qsmp au where y'know, the usual happens, baghera and cellbit stay in purgatory, purgatory 2 happens, roier is sad yada yada but roier doesn't get switched with doied. baghera and cellbit return, obviously, kinda fucked in the brain. out of concern for everone's safety, the federation take them and keep them locked away so they can't hurt anyone else. which, y'know. kinda fucks them up even more but roier is also fucked up a bit. he was so close to having his husband back home, the only thing he wanted. but the federation had to go and take that away from him as well!! so what does he do? he asks his brother who just so happens to work at the federation for help! even after being warned that 'hey! these guys are kinda, not the same anymore?' roier still wants them back (specifically cellbit but y'know) and doied does end up getting them out however just like he said, they're different. they don't like anything they used to and they don't react to things that much either. basically a shell of who they once were. roier, obviously pissed goes to doied for answers, who just shrugs and says he warned him about it. Roier basically begs for doied to try and figure out what the federation did to them while they were held there (because it was either doied does it or roier would) and eventually he agrees. apparently, in an attempt to make them less dangerous, the feds did some kind of experiment or something along those lines that basically made cellbit and baghera into mindless zombies. while they could still move around, fight (badly), eat ect, they weren't really people, just bodies. while trying to find a way to fix this, roier accidentally lets it slip to pac who lets it slip to Fit, Richas and Ramon and so fourth. eventually, pretty much the entire island has found out about what's happened and decided that hey! maybe killing them will basically reset them! it doesn't. so they try again!… it still doesn't. After that they decide, 'yeah, maybe this isn't working'. days later, a poorly aimed gunshot hits Cellbit in the back which cause him to go unresponsive. no death message, no respawn, but he also never got back up. with nothing left to do, they take cellbit to the hospital where he might actually be able to be helped! the federation eventually find out about this and take him to the federation hospitals where he can get "better help" and the islanders agree (with basically no choice in the matter). roier is the last one to find out about this, only being told by his brother after it was briefly brought up. roier is pissed (rightfully so) that no one told him about this and goes to the federation to try and see cellbit. he is turned away and told he isn't allowed to see him (just in case it'd make his situation worse or something, roier wasn't fully listening past the word 'no') and is even more pissed. the federation eventually decide the best idea might be to kill cellbit as he shows no sign of improving. when roier finds out about this, he begs doied to let him take cellbit out and bring him back home and (reluctantly) doied agrees. roier takes cellbit with him and moves far away where no one (other than doied for occasional checkups) would be able to separate them. miraculously, cellbit starts to get better! he eventually wakes up and while he still doesn't really have his personality back, he's better! with doied keeping an eye on him when roier can't and making sure he's not gonna die, they're doing better! one day, jaiden finds where they've hidden and after a heart to heart chat with roier, decides she won't tell anyone… that is until word gets out that she has somewhat of an idea as to where they are and is forced to speak.

[crychaoss]

I find it really sweet how the eggs slowly adopt their tias and tios as their parents as well. There was always a strong connection between all the eggs and each players, because everyone makes sure all the eggs get their tasks done, they work on projects together, if the code attacks all the members defend the eggs and make sure they all tp to NINHO, and if an egg is down, literally everyone stops whatever they are doing and start searching on the map to find the egg. Everyone cares about them.

I feel like the adopting mostly started because of Richas and Pomme. Both of them got introduced as the eggs who have 5 parents and adding to that 5 didn't seem like much, while for an egg who only had 2 parents it did. But when a parent couldn't log on for a while or has a different schedule and can't see their egg often, the egg hangs around with other people and a connection starts. Like between Tallulah and Phil, Pomme and Bad, Dapper and Baghera, etc.

And at the end of the day, Quesadilla Island's residents are all just a big family, from the very start everyone referred to themselves as the eggs' tio/tia, and the eggs didn't even question that, they always saw the members as their family.

But I do want to mention, if there is an egg who wouldn't adopt anyone as their new parent, it would be Leo. While others might consider Leo someone more dear to them than just their nephew/niece, Leo wouldn't feel the same. She is very close with both of her parents, she loves them both equally even tho she spents most of her time with Foolish. But she doesn't deal well with loud noises and doesn't feel comfortable in big groups, so she doesn't spent that much time with anyone to start a stronger connection. And not even that, she finds talking to other people hard because of her anxiety and language barrier. She even told Foolish that she felt like she couldn't make friends and all the other eggs are really close to each other and she is left out :( This was a while back and she has been talking with Pomme and Tallulah more since which is nice to see.

But I do hope that Leo one day comes around because Bad has been greeting her in spanish and Baghera is trying really hard to speak slower in english or just speak spanish when she's around. And also Cellbit is really nice and he speaks portuguese which might be easier for her to understand.

Either way, the bond the eggs and the members formed these past 4 months has been amazing <33

[amberizedcasey]

pac wakes up in a field of blue flowers, forget-me-nots, he remembers cellbit telling him about them, they mean maily remembrance, but there is also a myth of a man falling in a river and being dragged by the riptide while trying to gather flowers for his loved one

he quirks a smile, who would of thought that the same man who was once called a beast would have such a passion for things as fragile as flowers? he surely didn’t, but he is happy that he did

he gets up, his fingers touch the grass below him, they are quite wet, like it had rain in the night, he doesn't remember falling asleep there, his base in the purgatory was in a cave

his base in the purgatory wasn't anywhere near a field of forget-me-nots, no, there wasn't even a flower field anywhere in the purgatory or in quesadilla island

forget-me-nots meant remembrance, they are a simbol of what remains, a way to keep the memory of the ones that are not here anymore

that's what he was, right? not here, not alive

pac was dead

but he didn't felt dead

no

he felt free, he felt sad, a kind of sadness that he knew quite well, saudades, he didn't knew exactly what he missed, he didn't knew for how long he had being dead, for a start he didn't even knew how he died, at least he didn't felt pain, not that some could feel pain after being dead, but he hoped that he at least went peacifully

he once wish to die holding richas in one hand and fit on the other

he felt a bitter felling on his cheast that things may not have gone this way

luckly he didn't have much time to delve in his sorrow, no, he was busy trying to understand what had jumped on top of him

"PAI"

saying that he was frozen in place would be a euphemism, he was not even breathing, and for some reason he still felt light headed for not doing so even after being dead

"Richas, come on, filho, we don't want to kill him twice"

he heard some one slapping the person who spoke, but he could care less when his son was finally in his arms, holding him tight like he was going to escape

"He is not leaving anywhere, you know that, right?"

he opened his eyes, when had he closed them? he looked up to the face of the man he once called brother, his soulmate, his other half, mike

he tried to speak but only sobs left his mouth, mike was there, not bug eyes, not black cloth, no murderous intentions, just good old mike, still a litlle weird and insane, but he was his mike, and he was there, with him, and he wouldn't leave him, not anymore

he rushed to hug him, keeping richas between them, making a little dragon sandwhich, the kid laugh, oh how he missed his laugh, he laugh too, he cried and laugh, it was a cacophony of sounds, he felt more people joining in the hug, felps, forever, cellbit, they were all there, wet faces and red noses

they stayed like this for a while, tangled legs and arms, a pile of bodies laying in the field just like the old times when they were still living in the favelas on their first days on the island

the old times, they were so far away now, everything was, his memories were staring to get blurry, the good and the bads, but the mist important ones stayed, he remembers mike with a broken glass, he remembers looking at the stars on the roof of the orphanage, he remembers the breaze of fresh air once they escaped the prison, he remembers their adventures in the labs, he remembers the boat, he remembers his son first smile, he remembers the hide and seek games, he remembers giving fit a rose, he remembers

they eventually leave the ground and start walking through the field

he sees others faces, he sees baghera, he sees jaiden and carre, he sees foolish and tina, he sees mouse

he sees the eggs, the old ones and the ones he knew, he sees trumpet finaly in his dads arms, he sees bobby with his mom, he sees juanna and her dad, he sees tilin and their dad, he sees talluah and her dad, he sees leo with her dad, he sees chayanne with his dad, he sees dapper and pomme with their mom, he sees ramon with.. he sees ramon, and ramon sees him, he rushes to him, and he holds him

fit was alive, he thanks the gods for that, but he also wish he was here with them, he knows that this is very selfish of him, but no one can blame him for that, not when most of them wish for the same

for some time he stays there in the flower field, just hugging and crying, he cries so much, he doesn't even care, he doesn't think he ever cried that much, he doesn't know how much time he spent there, hughing his two kids, they where supposed to be two, he was supposed to have two

he had now

time passes diferent when you are dead, he knows that because he sees old friends faces and they say that they didn’t wait long for him, he knows that he will see the people he lost soon, so for now he will wait

he will lay on the field of forget-me-nots, he will hold his sons hands, he will lay his head on the lap of his best friend, and he will wait, that is all he can do now, and he is okay with that

[sugahyeon]

So

My takes on the current candidates and their opinions:

-Cellbit isn't a good candidate. He has really good ideas, strong leadership and is massively trusted. But i think we forget a bit fast that he got kidnapped not so long ago and lost all memories of said kidnapping. We don't know what they did to him. He could be brainwashed. He could get manipulated somehow. I trust q!Cellbit but i don't trust the Federation.

-Forever could be a good candidate but rely a bit much on the Federation? His ideas are great, like the lore museum and he is a major figure of the island (N.I.N.H.O for example). But thinking the Federation will help them is really forgetting what they did in the past imo. Ik he said he'd be against them but in what lengh? If he hopes to obtain their support, he'll have to behave after their rules (he also keeps interrupting other candidates to promote his ideas which makes it seems as if he doesn't listen at anyone imo (i still love him tho))

-Mike is great during debates! Only problem is that he doesn't speak that much, probably because of the language barrier, which is really sad, genuinely, because he has great ideas as well and is overall a good candidate. Outside of the debates tho, he did say multiples times that he wanted to be a dictator sooooo, i'm not so sure KNXKZNFZ

-Felps, sadly, didn't speak much during the first debate (which is fair since it was really chaotic). I don't really have an opinion since i don't know much about his projects so feel free to fill me in!

-Gegg is so based??? He's the only one who pointed out the necessity to start everything from the beginning and to leave behind the system the federation implanted. He also is very engaged towards community, trust, transparency and communication, in order to give everyone a voice and to honor each culture. Problem is, Gegg isn't good at surviving. Voting him might result in a dead end since he could die at any given moment. He also isn't loved by most people on the island and kinda distrusted (+the whole ''we are gegg'' thing kinda sounds like a dictatorship to me for some reason..?)

-Bbh is a great candidate, all for communication, rejection of the federation and constant protection of everyone. My only major problem with him is that i don't see him bringing much change to the island. As he said himself, he wants things to stay as they were prior to the elections, which seems counter productive. Otherwise, the council idea, as well as his desire to help everyone make him one of the best candidate imo.

-Etoiles didn't speak that much sadly, so other than his desire to install more security onto the island, idk much about his program. He could be a good candidate if he allowed himself to speak out more, since he has everyone's trust and has the best gear of the server.

-Baghera is one of the best candidate imo. The council idea is really good and she's really rejective of the federation as a whole. The main difference with Bbh is that she's wants change. She wants more communication, an actual way to allow everyone to realize their project, as a community while not relying on the Federation at all.

-El Quackity is the worst candidate (lore wise). He blew up a building, trying to kill eggs AND candidates, left the debate earlier today for some reasons? And is obviously linked in some way to the Federation. He proved himself to not be trustworthy as he lied to the other characters as well as his public. He wants to reinforce the rules of the Federation, to work with them and is willing to do ANYTHING if it helps the island (which sounds good until you know he gets to decide what is best for the island on HIS OWN)

-Foolish is overall really sus recently and tried multiples times to befriend Cucurucho. He wants to be a dictator of some kind and his main goal is to favorize his family (which is cute but still a dictatorship). He's a really funny candidate tho and some of his ideas are quite good! I think he could actually be a decent candidate if he tried to be one. But he doesn't really care about getting elected soooo-

For now, this is my analysis/opinions on the candidates! Of course i didn't cover everything and i might have misunderstood some points that were made today. Don't hesitate to rectify me or to tell me your opinions!

[EDIT] I thought cellbit's white hair was a stress reaction due to his kidnapping. This got corrected in comments/reblogs

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

for the qsmp ask game! :D maybe 1, 2, 3, and/or 19?

-polkados

1) Who's your favourite streamer that speaks the same language as you? Charlie Slimecicle, for sure. He's got that roleplay in him! His rampage after Juanaflippa's first misclick death was what got me into the series- he's very good at what he does. The guy can monologue 2) Who's your favourite streamer that DOESN'T speak the same language as you? Bagi- seeing a theme with the ttrpg players being my favorites. She's just so committed and smart and a talented actor. She's thinking about things, she's immersed. Great presence to have on the server. Also shoutout to Yang-dding because she hasn't gotten many chances to have plot beats yet, but I really like what I've seen of her so far. 3) Who's your favourite egg? It's so hard to choose a favorite, they're all just little guys :[ can they tie. Gun to my head, though, I'm saying Tallulah, not really because I like her much more than all of the other kids but because I've seen people in this fandom have like. Beef? With this fictional nine-year-old girl or like the sentient egg equivalent of that? And I want to balance that out And to further confuse the data: If I were to buy a figurine it would be Juanaflippa 19) What's been your favourite event/ holiday? My favorite holiday was Día De Los Muertos, hands down, it broke me. Maxo and his baby...agony But my favorite event was Purgatory 2. It was a really fun time. We got immaculate casting, whirlwind romances, Cellbit and Baghera going on a wonderful rampage, Pac getting more wounds, we even had Condifiction for like two days