#like he didn't really like the bengals last time i checked? it could've been 85 (for chad bc hes an icon) but whatever
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thinking about the time Beyoncé wore a no. 9 Bengals jersey in 2018
#this was pre burrow so it was a carson palmer jersey (sigh)#one could pretend it was prophetic. i guess. idk why it was worn#like he didn't really like the bengals last time i checked? it could've been 85 (for chad bc hes an icon) but whatever#probably the coolest thing that carson palmer has been involved in#sorry but not really#like when i think abt him i just have this fictional exchange he has w chad#where chad goes whaddup daddy long dick just landed in LA when they reunite in the middle of nowhere (idaho)#and carsons like 1. nobody calls you that 2. we are in idaho (tries to strangle chad)#so chad goes help i've been attacked and carson rolls his eyes so hard he gets a headache and is like <fuck im getting old>#(what being carson palmer does to a mf) and then chad laughs before getting him advil#would love to talk abt them (and their unwellness that i will only slightly embellish fictionally)#the 2000s bengals were an interesting squad (i say not being around during that time)#you got the fruity quirky wr (chad) and the sorta tall awkward golden boy qb in carson (kinda)#(more like suffering from emotional constipation but whatever the 2000s weren’t fun for uptight closet cases like him)#nfl#cincinnati bengals
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