#like hamburgie

[dualityvn]

I have to go on anon for this question, but how do the boys hold their hamburgers? Do they hold it gently or aggressive like they about to choke out the hamburgie

I will not question why your hamburger question is worthy of anon.

Keith holds it gently, probably cuts it too if it's a big burger. Tenebris is choking it and getting mad at the ingredients sliding out the other end. He eventually gets fed up and starts taking huge ass bites.

[uk4yy]

omg this bag is so covert like it might as well just say trans alien hamburgie rights hehehe

[b0y1sh]

i had a hamburgy (not very good) for dinnie and i keep burping an my breath still smells like hamburgr. i have had tea and gum and water since then wtf

[thedevilsrain]

5 nights at freddies more like fries, sprites, and hamburgies…. yummy

you're goddamn right! what?

[cloudy-selfshipping]

Levi <3333 levi <3333333 my little gamer boy . Anyways based off that one tumblr post

[saey707]

Hello again! Thank you so much for the Aatrox prompt, I really enjoyed it and was smiling like an idiot! ^-^

May I request another Aatrox x female reader where he makes ham/cheeseburgers for both of them?

✿ Prompt: Aatrox "cooks" for you ✿

♡ champion focus: aatrox ♡ tw: none! ♡ Female reader

Author’s Note: Hey again! Glad to hear that you loved the previous headcanons <3 I return today, bringing to you a short of Aatrox. Also, enjoy this piece by @fjordline of Aatrox eating a hamburgie to go along with this piece. Feel free to request more. (〃´𓎟`〃) See you soon!

Of all the amazing things Aatrox could and was capable of doing, he was particularly weak in one area of expertise, struggling to utilize his potential in the kitchen. You would often find him burning scones to charcoal black and setting pots of water on fire. He would swat singed muffins with white towels, angrily slamming the tin down onto the ground in absolute shambles.

Compared to the great baker Pantheon, Aatrox was inferior. Aatrox could never compare, finding something as simple as filling a cup of ramen with hot water tedious and difficult. He was more of a provider, but never a giver.

On the other hand, you were a great cook, always in your element when it came down to using your hands. You always cooked the most delicious meals Aatrox has ever had, his favorites being your salted sweet cod, roasted beside an open flame, and- of course- the homemade hamburgers with fried potatoes you made frequently.

Perhaps just knowing your beloved darkin preferred your cooking over any inn or tavern was the reason why you so willingly cooked for him!

It was natural for you anyways, an activity that was human and domestic. And in a way, Aatrox was jealous that you were such a great cook. He was jealous that you were able to build a connection with him through the delicious meals you made.

It's why he decided one day he would pay it forward to you. Even though you insisted it wasn't necessary, he still swore that he would find a way.

He didn't struggle to cut the tomatoes and lettuce into pristine, clean slices, that part was easy!

But cooking the patties really proved to be a struggle. The first three times resulted in bursts of flames, a bashed-in cast iron skillet, and raw patties floating in a pool of water.

When you noticed your angry, red boyfriend seething on his fourth attempt, Aatrox very begrudgingly allowed you to assist him. He observed as you stacked ingredients, consistent with the number of vegetables you added: 3 tomatoes, 2 slices of lettuce, 1 slice of cheese, and a beautifully browned burger patty.

You arranged it perfectly and Aatrox couldn't help but feel upset.

"What's wrong?" You asked him, your hand reaching to rub his hand, the big, red meanie looking away stubbornly. The last thing Aatrox wanted to do was say he was... embarrassed. He couldn't help but feel bad that you ultimately helped him do something that he wanted to do all for you!

"Nothing." He mumbled. But as you continued to stare up at him with those beautiful, naive eyes, Aatrox couldn't help but fold under the weight of your concern.

"I... Wish you didn't have to always help me cook. I wanted to do something special for you... Or whatever. And you still ended up fixing all of my mistakes." You stared at him in awe.

Taking both of his hands, the world ender stared down at you with mahogany cheeks. You spoke slowly, "I'm more than happy to help you, Aatrox," he still wasn't convinced, "Believe it or not, food is our love language. It connects people in a... forever sort of way. And the people who give you their food give you a piece of their heart."

Hopping up the steps of your stool, you placed a sweet kiss on his lips, Aatrox sinking into your careful embrace. His arms tangled around your waist, pulling you in and up into his arms.

"Then, let's eat? Together..?" He suggested.

"Don't you want to make the fried potatoes with me first?" You asked, Aatrox puckering his lips and staring at the sack of potatoes on the counter behind you.

"... So long as you fry them?"

You grinned, wasting no time in shimmying out of his arms to get the stovetop going: "It's a deal."

In a way, you believed Aatrox trying to cook for you was him trying to give you a piece of his own heart. The heart you knew he hardened and hid from the entire world. From everyone but you.

[theloserarmy]

I’m on my period and sleepy and full of Hamburgy helpie and I want to cuddle someone so badly I want to roll around and be annoying and play with their legs like a stuffed toy

[wlwinry]

A little dude I drew for Discord but I feel like this could cheer u up

HAMBURGER CAT...HAMBURGIE...this is adorable i love them sm

[punsandfuturekingsmen-archive]

-cheese nods and walks away with the rest of the frogs-

Arthur is now just. holding a frog. Like a hamburgie. He doesn’t know what to do with it so eventually he just lays flat on the floor on his stomach and sets it on his back to rest with a tiny bowl of water nearby. This will not at all go poorly later.

[glitchygutz]

I look at pink benny and my only thought?? to hold like hamburgie....

@year2000electronics

[appri-dot]

I’m sqwuishy. Pwease hold me like a burgie and sqwish me. Life sucks and I need sqwishes please :(

Like ze hamburgie

[memorydatas]

hamburgy emoji. talky boy emoji

🍔 - pick three characters you would have lunch with, assuming they were humans in this situation and not cats. 

i would have lunch with jayfeather, lionblaze, and hollyleaf. mostly because i would want to see them end up getting in sibling arguments and it would be funny (assuming they’re actually close and have funny sibling moments and not like... the plain staleness that they actually have in the books x_x)

🗣 - what are some of your headcanon voices? 

OH GOD I DON’T REALLY IMAGINE VOICES MOST OF THE TIME? and if i do its mostly cuz of songs. i like hawkfrost as talkshow boy and crowfeather as dan smith from bastille. if you look up talkshow boy you don’t get to judge his music to me yes i know it sucks <3

[vilaglato]

Így szelfizek a hamburgi kapitalista ellenes lázadók :-D

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[appri-dot]

h. hamborger

U wan an actual hamburgie or are you thinking of being held like one?

[appri-dot]

hows your day been bro

Like a hamburgie