#like half of these are the classic 'i like pancakes' 'why do you hate waffles'
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nebula-nonhuman · 2 months ago
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Off-topic but can people PLEASE learn how to read??? I most likely have Crohn's and much like IBS, trigger foods differ for people, though Crohn's is notoriously more like "If you eat, you will probably suffer" whereas IBS tends to have a specific trigger food. So picture me on the Crohn's subreddit:
Me: Hey I'm wondering if anyone knows a bread recipe that is gluten-free, lactose-free and without oil or animal fats because those are the 3 main problem areas I have, and the Celiac's disease subreddit usually features recipes with lactose or oil and people with lactose intolerance usually can digest gluten so most of the recipes on both forums are useless to me. I know that all of us have different problem foods and that not everyone with Crohn's has these problems but those of you that do, have you ever managed to bake bread? Pls share recipe? I don't have Celiac's or anything, I've been tested for that to hell and back, it just happens that gluten does trigger a flare up for me.
Illiterate person #1: I just use wheat and-
We're all living in America guy: You just think gluten causes you problems, it's because American bread sucks. The bread in Europe doesn't cause me pain, try it sometime when you're on a trip in Europe. (I'm Eastern European)
Illiterate person #2: You have Celiac's. Nobody but celiacs have problems with gluten. If anyone has a problem with gluten they have Celiac's.
Me: That's not true - people with IBS can have problems with wheat and gluten.
Illiterate person #3: IBS and IBD are not the same disease.
Illiterate person #4: I can digest milk and wheat just fine.
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hwalyn · 2 years ago
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ateez social media au !
summary ! seeing cute boys at work was always a plus but when one of them just so happens to be your partner for your midterm project and add in the fact he thinks you’re a raging bitch to his friends. disaster has to be brewing
pairing ! student!yeosang x fem!oc
genre ! non idol au, university au, angst, enemies to lovers kinda, fluff
feat ! the rest of ateez, maybe some other idols
warnings ! cursing like a lot of it, i’m not that funny lmao, mentions of bullying but it’s v v untrue. . . tba
START ! 06/19/22
END ! . . . 09/10/23
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profiles ! fantastic four the boys™
prologue fr saw an angel
01 don’t be a p*ssy
02 it’s always money
03 bi*ch has 10 a day
04 i will kindly pass away
05 moon best girl
06 stop gatekeeping your coworkers
07 press send
08 credit card numbers </3
09 yeah san ! do better !!
10 please please please pray for me
11 bro….
12 we gottem boys
13 two and a half men
14 star retrograde
15 drogas?
16 i hate you i really do
17 bless up 🙏
18 AYO TWO ???
19 okay ignore me ig
20 i’m just a little dumb
21 vibes are not vibin
22 she was REALLY staring
23 san care me <3
24 i will b word at you
25 as a pisces…. ouch
26 crickets
27 what team
28 stay away rat
29 WOOYOUNG IS HERE
30 good luck exercising
31 rob a bank
32 wooyoung you’re the man
33 shut up loser
34 might be a typo tbh
35 heart been broke
36 betrayal feels like
37 absolutely foul
38 what a fucking bitch
39 timeout
40 WHERE IS SHE GOING ????
41 where have you been, loca
42 off your phone
43 oh….
44 #kqbestperformance
45 six seconds ✎(written)
46 that was tragic
47 WHY DID SHE PUNCH HIM ????
48 so i was right
49 a HUGE dick
50 i might cry
51 pancake, waffle twitter meme
52 how the tables have turned
53 kicked out
54 attempt one
55 pathetic
56 don’t you dare
57 fine rainy day
58 um we….
59 life’s motto
59.5 classic katie
60 she misses me
61 IM SORRY ✎(written)
62 the bean bags
63 2:57
64 good mood :)
65 too soon
66 more than once ???
67 pause the music
68 been dumped
69 shooting stars ✎(written)
70 gossip girls :(
71 birds…..
72 five years old
73 nasty rat
74 sit and stare
75 FEELINGS
76 hey girlie
77 juiciest tea
78 not funny didn’t laugh !
79 kitkats
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justsomebucky · 7 years ago
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Say That Again
Summary: Soulmate AU. Everyone hears a key word or phrase in their head from their soulmate, something only heard in person when the moment is right.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 2,543
Warnings: language, self-consciousness, fluff, that’s basically it
A/N: This is my submission for the lovely wonderful talented @bladebarnes’ 2k Celebration Challenge. My prompt was 35. quote: “Say that again.” I saw Baby Driver recently and couldn’t get the diner thing out of my head.
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‘Say that again.’
That’s the phrase that sounds in your head nearly every time your emotions are heightened. All the experts you’ve consulted agree: that’s the voice of your soulmate (the one you have yet to meet) reassuring you somehow that they still exist.
Every person hears a word or phrase in someone else’s tone of voice in their lives.
It’s nothing as dramatic as the movies, where the phrase is the first or last thing they’ll say to you (though there have been reports, on occasion, where one-half of the soulmate duo loses it and passes out when they finally meet).
No, it’s just a phrase that you’ll hear from them in a shared moment between you when the time is right, so that you can identify that it’s really them.
A person could already know their soulmate, but until they say the words you’ve become so familiar with, they’re just another person to you.
Your aunt realized her soulmate was her freaking gynecologist after three years of a doctor-patient relationship. It wasn’t until her keyword came up in conversation that she realized, mid-exam, who he was (awkwaaaard).
Anyway, you didn’t want it to be that uncomfortable for you.
It seemed only fitting that your soulmate’s little catchphrase was a demand rather than words of comfort. You were only a sucker for validation, no big deal.
Say what again, anyways?
It left no clue as to what your soulmate was hearing on repeat from you. Was it romantic? Did you tell him off during a fight? Was it something stupid like, ‘pass the salt?’
You remember the first time you started hearing his voice in your head. It began as a gentle whisper, and every time you’d find yourself in trouble or a crying mess on the floor, the little mantra would make itself known in your brain.
‘Say that again.’
“I’m sorry, am I paying you to sit and daydream?”
You blinked up at your boss, Pepper Potts, who also happened to own this diner. Pepper’s Place was purchased for her as a gift from her very wealthy boyfriend, Mr. Tony Stark. She had grown tired of being his assistant and longed for a much simpler way to show off her business skills, so this cute little place right near the highway was converted to a classic diner.
Most of its patrons were just traveling through to someplace more exciting, including truckers who stopped to refuel themselves with pancakes and greasy eggs.
You were the newest hire, a university student in need of some extra funds for all the stupid new overpriced books you had to buy.
Being a waitress wasn’t so bad, once you got used to being called sweetheart in every which way except the way you wanted (not that you’d want any of these people to say it that way). Customers kept their hands to themselves; Pepper would have it no other way.
Plus, you got free waffles all the time, and something great was always playing from the jukebox.
“Sorry, Pepper,” you muttered, straightening up off the counter and offering her a weak smile. “Won’t happen again.”
Pepper eyed you for a second. “Good. Now could you please go pick up table six? Natasha had to sneak out for a doctor’s appointment and Jon’s…being Jon.”
“I can do that.” You grabbed your iPad (no way was a restaurant associated with the Stark name going to use regular paper and pencil for orders), and wandered over to good old table six.
There were four guys currently sitting together, looking a little bit more than uncomfortable. The first person to smile at you was a blonde man with bright blue eyes and perfect teeth.
“Ma’am,” he greeted with a nod.
You offered a smile of your own. “Hi there, welcome to Pepper’s Place. Can I get you started with some drinks?”
“I’ll just have water,” he replied, glancing to the man next to him. “Sam?”
His buddy Sam scratched his head for a second. “Coffee, please.”
You nodded, tapping your finger on the iPad. “Are you guys gonna want separate checks?”
Mr. Perfect Teeth was about to speak up, when the other blonde guy stopped him.
“No, Steve,” he cut in. “This is on me. You picked up the check last time.”
“Thanks, Clint.”
Somehow you were learning all their names. At least this would make it easier than thinking to yourself that Mr. Perfect Teeth wanted water.
Clint nodded at you. “I’ll have an iced tea.”
“One iced tea. And for you, sir?” You glanced up from the tablet to the fourth guy sitting in the corner. He was wearing a hat and jacket even though it was fairly warm inside the diner that day.
You’ve seen stranger things, so you just shrugged it off and waited patiently.
“Water,” he finally croaked out.
“You’ll have to excuse Bucky, he’s not good in social settings,” Sam explained, chuckling to himself.
“Ooookay. So that’s two waters, a coffee, and an iced tea. I’ll be back with your drinks in a couple minutes and you can let me know if you need more time to decide.”
“Thank you-” Steve’s eyes slipped down to your name tag. “- Y/N.”
He was both polite and good-looking. Thank goodness for customers like him. You gave him another smile before turning to get their drinks.
“So what’s the deal over there?”
You looked over to the waiter on hand, Jon. “What’s what deal?”
“Those absolutely gorgeous specimen sitting in your section today? How come you get to have all the fun?”
You lifted the water pitcher toward him. “Thirsty much?”
“God, yes. Look at the tall, blonde, and built one. He was flashing you a pretty sweet smile.”
“He was being polite,” you argued, reaching for the coffee pot. “This isn’t decaf, right? The handle is so worn I can’t tell.”
“I’ll let you in on a little secret, I never bothered to brew the decaf,” Jon replied, pressing his hands on the counter. “I was too busy drooling.”
“Jon,” you hissed, putting one hand on your hip. “You know that’s dangerous, right? Some people can’t have the caffeine.”
“Fine, fine, I’ll brew it right now, but you have to step up your flirting game.”
You rolled your eyes. “I’ll get right on that.”
Before he could utter another word, you grabbed the tray and went back to the table, handing out the drinks. It looked like they were just finishing up a tense conversation.
“Are you guys ready to order, or do you need more time?” Your iPad was at the ready just in case.
“Umm…what are the specials?” Clint asked, flipping the menu over. “I couldn’t find them.”
“Today’s specials are wedding soup, a roast beef sandwich with fries and gravy, or a fresh chicken mango salad.”
“I’ll have the roast beef,” he decided, handing you the menu.
Sam and Steve both ordered that as well.
Your eyes flickered to the fourth guy expectantly.
“Bucky, did you decide?” Steve asked gently.
You wondered for a second why these guys were being so soft-spoken to this Bucky.
When he failed to do anything more than stare at the menu, Clint sighed. “He’ll have the roast beef, too.”
Well that was all fine, but you weren’t going to make a move until Bucky confirmed. He did two seconds later, giving a short nod as he handed the menu over without looking at you.
Weird.
“Sure thing.” You confirmed their order and submitted it to the kitchen before leaving the table again.
Jon was thankfully busy at his own tables when you got back behind the counter, so you set the iPad down and turned to Wanda, head of the bakery section.
“Wan, have you ever seen those guys in here before?”
She glanced over her shoulder to table six before nodding. “I’ve seen them all around here before.”
“What’s their deal?”
“They’re just uni students like us. I think the two on the aisle are there on athletic scholarships. The one in the tight army t-shirt is in my public speaking class, and he’s really good with words, such a charmer. As for that other guy, I’m pretty sure he’s trying to be a doctor or something.”
“He’s wearing a coat indoors. It’s freakin’ hot in here.”
Wanda looked back at you. “He’s just probably self-conscious about his arm.”
Your brows furrowed in confusion. “What about his arm?”
“He’s got a prosthetic arm. No clue what happened, but everyone says he did something heroic.”
“Hmmm…” You glanced back at the table, catching Bucky’s blue eyes staring at you. Your cheeks heated almost immediately, so you turned away and toward the kitchen just in time to see that their food was ready.
The lunch rush was only just starting and Natasha still wasn’t back yet, so you had to take on a couple more tables and leave the four guys to their sandwiches.
The busier things got, the more your anxiety seemed to increase. Twice, you nearly took out someone with your giant tray. You hated to admit it, but that second time you’d been distracted by the fact that Bucky wasn’t at the table anymore.
He probably just went to the restroom, you reasoned as you went to shove your iPad back into your apron pocket.
The last table only wanted milkshakes, which was easy enough for you to handle. It was actually a nice change of pace, considering the table before that wanted every appetizer on the menu.
You distractedly spun around, letting out a sharp gasp when you bumped into a hard body. Your iPad slipped from your fingers and landed with a thud on the floor.  
“Shit,” you muttered under your breath, crouching down at the exact same moment the person you ran into crouched. The two of you bumped into each other again, and this time you lost your balance and fell over onto them.
You glanced up, ready to apologize profusely when you realized that you’d just landed on top of Bucky. His hat was off and you could see him clearly now.  
His blue eyes were staring down at you in total shock.
“I’m so sorry, it’s my fault.” You scrambled to get off of him, feeling your face heat up for the second time since your shift started.
You found yourself locked into place when he gently held your elbow. Confused, you looked back at him. Why the hell would he stop you from getting up? You were totally humiliated as it was. Maybe you weren’t cut out for waitressing after all.
“Say that again.”
Great, and now you were hearing your stupid soulmate’s voice amidst your anxiety attack. Perfect timing like always with a completely useless and not-at-all reassuring phrase. You huffed and moved to pull your arm away from him.
“Say that again.”
A little shock ran through you when you realized Bucky’s mouth was moving at the same time you heard your little catchphrase. Your mouth opened and closed a couple times as you tried to digest what you just saw.
“I said ‘I’m so sorry, it’s my fault,’” you repeated, unable to tear your eyes away.
Bucky shook his head in what could only be described as utter disbelief. “That’s…that’s impossible. I’ve imagined the scenario a thousand different ways and a phrase like that- it never led me to think that I’d- that we’d meet like this?”
“What do you mean?” You had an inkling, but you wanted to hear him say it.
“Say that again,” he repeated. “That’s what you’ve been hearing, right?”
This time you actually managed to get up off of him and stand upright, though your eyes never left his.
“What are you saying?”
Bucky stood too and reached for your hand as he pulled you toward the door. The little bell rang and you caught Pepper’s eye, but you merely shook your head helplessly at her and followed Bucky outside.
“My whole life, I’ve been hearing ‘I’m so sorry, it’s my fault,’ over and over in a voice that sounded an awful lot like yours,” he explained, running his hand through his hair. You caught a glimpse of his high-tech metal prosthetic, which he noticed.
Bucky pulled his sleeve up. “Do you know how this happened? Anyone back there tell you?”
You shook your head, gazing at the impeccable design.
“I pushed a woman out of the way of a bus on campus. She didn’t realize she had to look both ways and check the bus lane, walked right out in front of it. I pushed her out of the way and took the hit myself. They tried to fix it but my arm was crushed.”
To say you were completely in awe of this man was an understatement. “You’re a hero.”
He shook his head. “That’s not why I’m…I told you that because the woman there nearly said the same phrase but it wasn’t exactly right…I’ve spent the last two years thinking that fate was playing a cruel joke on me, that you weren’t actually real, or that I already missed out on knowing you.”
You couldn’t imagine feeling that way. “Until I apologized?”
For the first time since he walked into the diner, Bucky smiled. “Until you apologized for something that clearly wasn’t your fault. Then the phrase took on a new meaning.”
���And you said the phrase I’ve heard all my life.”
“I guess I did.”
You really hit the damn jackpot on this one. Bucky was a hero, a real life hero! He was beautiful and kind and smart, and you probably didn’t deserve him. “So what do you go to school for, Bucky?”
“I’m in the biomedical engineering program. I started out in a different major, but since my accident…I want to help people like me with prosthetic limbs.”
“That’s amazing,” you breathed out. “You turned something scary into something amazing.”
He looked at you evenly. “So you aren’t…I mean, my arm-“
“Clearly we need to get to know each other better, pal,” you said, shaking your head. “I’m just glad you weren’t hurt any worse than that.”
“People stare a lot…I just wanted to make sure you weren’t...”
“You’re my soulmate,” you interrupted, your voice sounding every bit as thankful as you felt. “Every single piece of you.”
“And you’re my soulmate.” Bucky’s smile widened, his eyes sparkling. “I never imagined someone so beautiful would be meant for someone like me.”
“I’m just a waitress.”
“And I’m just a guy who wasn’t even going to go out for lunch today.”
You took a step closer, sliding your hand gently up his metal arm. “So who should I thank?”
“Steve,” he supplied, letting his other arm encircle your waist. “He told me I needed to get out of the apartment.”
“Yeah, Steve’s going to get a free slice of apple pie.” You gave him a warm smile. “It’s the least I could do.”
“That’s fine by me, sweetheart. Give them all desserts. Meanwhile, I get the girl, and I couldn’t be happier.”
Bucky leaned over until you felt his breath on your lips, but he hesitated, waiting for your permission.
“Say that again,” you joked, leaning over to close the distance with a kiss.
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w1tchy13itch-blog · 7 years ago
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Got Tags?
1. Coffee or tea? Tea. Tea comes in flavours, coffee kind of only comes in strengths, so I gotta go with my tea.
2. Black and white or color? Black and White with one or two vibrant color accents like yellow and green.
3. Drawings or paintings? Drawings
4. Dresses or skirts? Dresses 
5. Books or movies? As a writer i should say books but Hello Depression Called and wants me to Only Watch Things due to less Effort
6. Pepsi or Coke? both of them when flat or frozen.
7. Chinese or Italian? Chinese if you mean food.
8. Early bird or night owl? I’m the unholy combo of both. 
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9. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla. Chocolate lost my respect for it when it made me vomit.
10. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert with dependency issues and unrivalled levels of affections with almost no one to give it to. 
11. Hugs or kisses? Hugs are purer but kisses are nice if you mean the smoochy kind and not the Hello Mouth Sex kind
12. Hunting or fishing? Neither? 
13. Winter or summer? fuck them both, Spring and Autumn is where its at?
14. Spring or fall? Both?
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15. Rural or urban? Urban for the sake of utilities and shopping but rural because I like to breath and sleep in peace.
16. PC or Mac? PC but i’m doomed with an outdated Mac currently. 
17. Tan or pale? Like, i’m naturally tan - what is this pale stuff of which you speak?
18. Cake or pie? Pie. Meat pie.
19. Ice cream or yogurt? Frozen Yogurt
20. Ketchup or mustard? Mustard
21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? Sweet
22. Comedy or mystery? Mystery because comedy is lacking in quality these days
23. Boots or sandals? Boots
24. Silver or gold? Silver 
25. Pop or Rock? Both
26. Dancing or singing? Singing
27. Checkers or chess? Chinese Checkers to be specific
28. Board games or video games? Both
29. Wine or beer? Beer
30. Freckles or dimples? Freckles
31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? Honey mustard
32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? 
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33. Baseball or basketball? Since i hate both i’m gonna rank this by ‘which anime have i seen of it and cared? And so, the answer my friends, is basketball.
34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? Crosswords are okay, but Word Searches are amazing
35. Facial hair or clean shaven? Clean shaven because i don’t like ripping my lips on yours? is that so much to ask?
36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? Crushed.
37. Skiing or snowboarding? I’m the person who sits in a halfassed and half built igloo and just glares at people from it’s icy comfort
38. Smile or game face? I look like this typically:
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39. Bracelet or necklace? Necklaces but... rings are where it’s at
40. Fruit or vegetables? Fruit
41. Sausage or bacon? All those both do is give me gas, but i don’t mind crunchy bacon for garnish.
42. Scrambled or fried? scrambled. i put sugar and cinnamon in mine sometimes.
43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? If i MUST pick a chocolate it’s gotta be dark and filled with mint OR it has to be milk chocolate and filled with fruit or nuts or both.
44. Tattoos or piercings? Piercings
45. Antique or brand new? Both
46. Dress up or dress down? Fucked if I know baby, i just spin a wheel and toss a dart to decide.
47. Cowboys or aliens? Space cowboys
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48. Cats or dogs? Both don’t Make Me choose
49. Pancakes or waffles? Lately, waffles.
50. Bond or Bourne? Who? What? I don’t know.
51. Sci-Fi or fantasy? Both with a tendency towards fantasy
52. Numbers or letters? Letters
53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? ... The Hobbit.
54. Fair or theme park? Both are excuses for me to make people hang out with me and not sleep all day.
55. Money or fame? Money because fuck fame, damn like, i want friends and affection not a 24/7 security team protecting me from stalkers and papparazi 
56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? I mean I love both but lately laundry since i hate being forced to do other people’s dishes.
57. Snakes or sharks? Snakes
58. Orange juice or apple juice? Orange juice 
59. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise
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60. Slacker or over-achiever? Both. I hate life.
61. Pen or pencil? Pencil because I’m a mess.
62. Peanut butter or jelly? Peanut butter
63. Grammys or Oscars? I stop watching both when the red carpet segment is over.
64. Detailed or abstract? Detailed 
65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? Multiple choice.
66. Adventurous or cautious? Cautious but ambitious. 
67. Saver or spender? I have no choice in this matter as a broke person.
68. Glasses or contacts? Glasses
69. Laptop or desktop? Laptop may be convenient but a whole Desktop and monitor is kind of hard for a little bitch to steal from me in the middle of the night with all the millions of cords and accessories.
70. Classic or modern? classic or modern what? probably ‘both’ for the answer.
71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? Chef. but only to be taught how to cook alongside them so i can end up cooking things for them too.
72. Internet or cell phone? Internet
73. Call or text? Text
74. Curly hair or straight hair? curly would at least mean i don’t have to fucking brush it or style it, this fuck ass mop on my damn head
75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? Oh god, whenever i can muster the energy tbh.
76. Spicy or mild? Spicy 
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77. Marvel or DC? both but also i’m kind of neutral?
78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent? Ugh UGH ugh UUUUGH UuuuUuUUuUuUGH
79. Sky dive or bungee jump? See previous answer ^
80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Chips Ahoy since they don’t sell that brand in my country and i miss them
81. Jello or pudding? Both.
82. Truth or dare? Truth
83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? Ferris wheel
84. Leather or denim? Denim
85. Stripes or solids? ...fandom merchandise and prints.
86. Bagels or muffins? bagels
87. Whole wheat or white? multigrain. i’m a bird bitch.
88. Beads or pearls? Gemstones
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89. Hardwood or carpet? Hardwood because fuck???? vacuuming????
90. Bright colors or neutral tones? this fluctuates with my gender presentation.
91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? younger
92. Raisins or nuts? Both, preferably in small doses with a thin layer of milk chocolate.
93. Picnic or nice restaurant? Both are nice but a restaurant has more options
94. Black leather or brown leather? Black
95. Long hair or short hair? this also fluctuates with my gender presentation.
96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? Okay so like, why the hell would you fire before you aim, like for real people? (in other words: “Ready, aim, fire”)
97. Fiction or non-fiction? If it’s written well and well founded then i’ll read anything
98. Smoking or non-smoking? Non-smoking
99. Think before you talk or talk before you think? Both? it depends on the situation
100. Asking questions or answering questions? Answering because i have a million things to share but no almost one to talk to 
I was tagged by @crystxlrxses i think. I’m tagging:
@cecil-the-hooligan 
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