#like commoooon

[lonelyspacedragon]

Sometimes it's the most innocuous thing that make me stop taking a content creator seriously, like makes me stop enjoying their content

like

reviewing a book criticising it and one of the book passage they use as an example is "they said I looked like dead incarnate, who they told me was a sleep deprived guy named Thanatos"

and be like who wha? who's Thanatos? what? like I don't know ma'am YOU ARE THE PROFESSIONAL BOOK REVIEWER you tell me what it means and who's that its not like you just read the passage saying who that was like COMMOOOON, you don't need to know greek mythology to understand that passage

I dunno, just the most banal things that sometimes makes me stop enjoying someone's content or taking them seriously

as coisa mais estupida faz eu pegar ranço da pessoa e o conteúdo q ela faz e fico revirando os oio qando vejo algo dela

[gorillageek27]

Nora looked at jaune during class and whined like a dog. “Jaune im boooored..can i suck your dick?” She said like it was normal. Her large chest squishing against the desk as she leaned over. “Commoooon!”

jaune: nora i told you. oooooooha

nora: *sucking* oh im sorry jaune you were talking so much i just went for it.

jaune: gods damn it nora.

[drakelgema]

Tips Singkat Mempersiapkan Pernikahan ala Milenial!

As milenial gue paham banget banyak konsern dari generasi gue yang berkecamuk pada saat mendengar kata Pernikahan. Belum lagi intervensi kiri kanan orang tua dan hingga melihat tren pernikahan kekinian. Milenila, dengan hasrat demanding yang tinggi memang selalu punya cara baru untuk mengekspresikan segala sesuatunya, termasuk salah satunya pernikahan. Cerita ini murni berasal dari prespective gue (no judge) sebagai milenial yang mengurus pernikahan sendiri dari awal sampai akhir. Tips tips berikut juga dikemas sesingkat mungkin dan menurut gue bisa menjelaskan inti dari suatu pernikahan #AhSedap. This is my very first Blog-Post after a 2 years break. Hope you enjoy.

Niat dan komitmen dengan pasangan.

Harus kudu punya pasangan pasti untuk masuk ke poin ini. Niat nikah bukan karena lagi hype atau lingkungan sosial, tapi memang kalian yakin untuk menjalani sisa hidup dengan pasangan kalian dan dalam kondisi apapun (susah senang sehat maupun sakit). By this point I mean everything. Kamu harus merelakan dan Ikhlas menyadari bahwa apa yang kamu miliki adalah milik bersama. Ther will be no me it will be much more us.

Niat ini harus kuat banget karena sepanjang persiapan nikah dan kehidupan setelah menikah akan banyak cobaan dan drama yg menguji kesabaran dan komitment kalian. Bahkan seminggu sebelum acara pun hal kecil bisa menyebabkan drama yang luar biasa. Dan, ubah juga mindset kalian untuk "mapan dulu baru menikah" menjadi "nikah dulu lalu mapan bersama" 

BUDGET BUDGET BUDGET.

First thing first budget ini masuk dalam the top listing persiapan pernikahan. Jadi kalian yang baru mau merencanakan pernikahan kudu wajib hukumnya untuk menyisihkan sebagian penghasilan kalian untuk pernikahan. Nikah itu butuh biaya BENER BENER BUTUH BIAYA, bayar vendor ini itu butuh biaya. Bahkan KUA pun pakai biaya. Budget berapa yg kalian berdua punya harus dibicarkan dan harus nabung. Gak ada ruginya buat kalian untuk nabung. Karena budget ini juga berhubungan sama konsep pernikahan kalian. Be realistic, Contoh jangan expect pernikahan megah dengan dekor maksimal kalo budgetnya nge-pas. Tp budget minim jg bisa buat konsep yg bagus kok, asal rajin survey vendor2 dan jago nego dengan vendor. 

As you may probably knows banyak juga kok yang tidak membutuhkan tetek bengek pernikahan yang membutuhkan Budget “Besar”. It is all really up to you, ada yang nikah hanya dari sisi Agama sah, Boleh? BOLEH BANGET. Ada yang nikah modal KUA? ada banget dan Gak masalah BANGET. People have their own priority in life. Pernikahan menjadi harapan adalah acara sekali dalam seumur hidup, ada yang maunya besar besaran ada yang maunya sederhana dan simple semua sah sah saja dan semua BAGUS.

Wedding Concept.

Guys, I mean commoooon siapasih yang gak mau punya acara pernikahan impian, dengan konsep dan Hashtag pernikahan sendiri :p?. Kalian harus pikirin konsep pernikahan kalian, mau pakai acara adat atau international, atau konsep apapun. Konsep menentukan baju apa yang akan kalian gunakan dekor seperti apa atmosphere saat acara seperti apa sampai perintilan terkecil like warna tema seperti apa aaaand it's your right to decide because this your wedding not the others I repeat (THIS IS YOURS NOT THEIRS) ! Dari konsep ini kalian bisa tentuin shopping list untuk pernikahan kalian, vendor apa yang dibutuhin dan printilan wedding lainnya. Konsep dan shopping list harus disesuaikan dengan budget. Perhatikan juga printilan kebutuhan nikah yg terlihat kecil tapi bisa memakan biaya lumayan banyak (misal : seragam, souvenir, pre-wedding photoshot, etc). Sekedar saran aja "BE AGAINST THE MAINSTREAM!", dont spend to much for unnecessary things. Lebih fokus ke kebutuhan inti nikah aja, karena makna pernikahan bukan pada saat PESTA PERNIKAHAN tapi kehidupan yang kalian jalani setelah Ijab dilakukan :) But It's really okay for you to give your best ones special attire on your wedding. It could be as your appreciation to them. For me and eka, that's the way we value our best friends.

Photograph.

For example, PRE-WED PHOTOSHOT. Kita berdua menilai pre-wed agak berlebihan karena seolah menggambarkan kehidupan after marriage yg selalu "bahagia" bahkan sebelum proses akad terlaksana (again, at this point is just our personal point of view, no offends at all and it is your right if would like to do it). Juga, foto menggunakan drone, we both still didnt get the point what the use of drone, udah foto dari jauh, capek capek prepare dari subuh, gak keliatan juga di foto. Me and eka dont want to spend millions (seriusan mahal) just for those things. Believe us, you will SAVE A LOT without doing so. The case is different with the photoshot on D-Day because you want to capture the sacred moment of your life. Not try to offend anyone, by the end it is back to your own decision. If you want to do all those things, that's your rights!

Wedding Organizer (WO)

Sebenarnya, (butuh apa ngga?) jawabannya tergantung kebutuhan kalian. Kalau kalian punya banyak waktu dan lebih percaya mengatur pernikahan sendiri kalian tidak perlu menggunakan jasa WO. Tp kalo kalian sibuk dan sulit bagi waktu untuk urus semuanya, WO will help you that much. Kalo gue dan Eka memutuskan untuk pakai jasa WO karena banyak kerjaan dan urusan bisnis yang loadnya sangat banyak. So we need WO to put things together.Pilih WO yg tepat juga gak mudah, berbekal dengan pengalaman, kita berdua sangat hati hati dalam memilih WO. Menurut kita, WO itu harus koperatif, aktif, jujur, sabar dan terbuka. Beruntung kita dipertemukan dgn Mba Eva and team dari Trikarsa (team all in). Sudah keuji sabarnya WO ini dari wedding preparation kita minta proposal lebih dari 5x (tbh karena kita berdua masih bingung memutuskan vanue tempat, tema wedding, dan budget). Padahal meeting vanue dan vendor cuma kalau gak saah 2x doang. Mereka sangat koperatif dan solutif, siaga 1x24 jam bahkan tengah malam pun masih kerja 👍 alhamdulillah hari H pun berjalan lancar dan semua tamu maupun keluarga bisa terakomodasi dgn baik. Ingat banyak banget WO yang berkedok penipu. You sometimes be kind to the one you trust to handle your wedding, but keep your instinct sharp !

Menikah di Bali mahal, mitos atau fakta?

Suprisingly, wedding in Bali is much more affordable than Jakarta, Bandung atau kota besar lainnya. Thats why choosing WO is important, budget kalian harus diikutin oleh WO bukan WO yang menentukan budget untuk kalian 😊. Menikah dimana pun tergantung dari apa yang digantung. Lo nikah dirumah juga kalau mau mahal yaah bisa mahal, Mau nikah di manapun kalau maunya sederhana dan sesuai budget yah akan automatis ngikut. The point is Menikah bukan melulu tentang mahal tidaknya, bagus tidaknya, keren tidaknya, it is seriously none of those matter, What really matters are The sacred momment and your loved ones. Kalau ditanya kenapa nikah di bali? Yaaaa because we want it too! kami berdua bukan tipe orang yang peduli dan mendengarkan omongan negative dari orang. It's ok for you to make the private wedding,which means gak perlu undang banyak orang hanya beberapa orang yang bener bener deket yang rela effort untuk kamu dan berbagi kebahagian di hari pernikahan mu. Dan bagi mereka yg sudah meluangkan waktu you have to appreciate them as they appreciate the sacret moment. So, we never got wrong to hold our wedding in Bali now we are attached emotionally with Bali ❤️.

Thank you For Reading, I Hope youll have your own dream wedding!

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[shawnsbabyma-blog]

CONCRETE JUNGLE, WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF.

Authors Note: Guys, let me know if you want a part two of this!!! I’m just dipping my toes in the writing pool so any feedback would be amazing. Again…Kinda long, SO SORRY. Thanks for reading beautiful followers!

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You loved living in New York City. After all, it was the greatest city in the world. There was always something going on…Rock Center for ice skating in the winter, laying out in Central Park in the summer, you loved it all. The only down fall was one the celebrities and the tourists they brought. God bless ‘em, but they clogged the streets to the point where walking outside anywhere near 34th-42nd street was almost unbearable. But nonetheless it was still your favorite, crazy city. Unfortunately today was one of those days where you needed to walk from 34th Street - Penn Station, to 34th Street - Herald Square. Uff. This walk was right thru Madison Square Garden, also just known as MSG, and it was without fail horrible every single time. Your friends and you called it the walk of death. A bit dramatic, but you would agree if you ever had to do it. You walked out of the subway into the New York sunshine that peeped out from behind the sky scrapers, “You will not be jaded about this walk today, Y/N.” you said out loud to yourself keeping your head high as you headed towards MSG. The sun was shining in it’s New York way, and you were going to keep a smile on your face for this entire walk. After all you were headed to lunch with your best friends wearing the cutest outfit that consisted of frayed and torn high waisted Levi jean shorts, a white button up that was a little oversized and tucked into the right front of your jeans while the rest hung out the side and back, you left the front unbuttoned a few buttons so it showed the front of your white bralette, white heeled sandals that consisted of one strap around the ankle and one over your toes, and as always your oversized aviator brown Ray-Bans. As you continued on with a little pep in your step, you were suddenly stopped dead in your tracks. “Ooooh, fuck. Commoooon.” You said as you approached MSG. There seemed to be a concert tonight and the entire block was flooded with teen girls. Taking a deep break you continued on snaking thru the crowd. Finally you popped out on the other side of the crowd in one piece. Smiling you kept on triumphantly, taking that as a victory. As you continued walking, you turned your head around to look back at the crowd curious as to what or who everyone was all lined up for. “Shaw-” You began to read on the billboard before you felt a body crash into yours immediately followed by a hot liquid spilling down the entire front of your shirt. Your heel caught the edge of the curb causing you to jilt forward making your Ray-Bans fall off you face and crash onto the pavement. Looking up you saw a tall guy standing in front of you who had practically caught you with his free arm, and a *newly* half full coffee cup in the other hand. “OH, wow. I am so so sorry…” He said standing you up and handing you a napkin. He looked down at your shirt with a 'oh fuck’ face, and just that look made you not even want to look down at your newly stained shirt. “It’s fi-” You began to say before You reluctantly looked down at your shirt “Ohhhh, shit. Great. That’s just…….great.” You said brushing the brown coffee stain with your hand, which you knew would do nothing but you couldn’t help the reflex. “Jeez common, I know you’re probably not FROM here but spacial awareness is a THING you know.” You said to him irritated. “Well, you were the one walking looking backwards.” He said back to me with half a laugh. You didn’t find this amusing at all, you sighed before seeing your sunglasses on the pavement, “OH NO. PLEASE NO.” You said bending down to pick them up. Of course the right lens was shattered, and the frame bent. You let out the biggest sigh ever known to man, and just stood there defeated. Figuring out what to do next. “Here, take these.” The guy said taking off his original wayfarer Ray-Ban glasses handing them to me. You reached out and snatched them from him reluctantly putting them on. Normally you wouldn’t just take $150 sunglasses from a stranger but you were really feeling some type of way in your stained white shirt and broken glasses. “Oh also,” He said reaching into his pockets. This interaction was already far too long for your liking so you crossed your arms and began obnoxiously tapping your foot. You’re not normally this bratty but like you said, today had you feeling some type of way since your happy-go-lucky mood got totally ruined. You watched as his friends behind him sipped their coffee in silence not getting involved. God, they had to think you were such a bitch. “Take these.” He said handing me two pieces of paper that looked like tickets, and then handing you two lanyards with badges attached to them. “It’s for tonight’s show, at MSG. Random I know, but I do feel bad for messing with your day.” “Thanks.” You said shoving them into your purse. “A-and I’m really keeping the glasses.” You said matter of fact-ly. “Okay…And hey, they don’t look too bad on you.” He half smiled. Wow he was actually really cute and I knew he was trying to make me feel better. “Hopefully I didn’t ruin your day….Or your shirt.” He said looking down at the brown stain. “Well, I am on the way to lunch to meet friends so…” You said shrugging, “I guess this is going to have to work.” Looking back down at your shirt. “Anyways….Enjoy your coffee. Or, whats left of it I guess.” You ran a hand thru your hair and continued walking. After lunch, which was actually fun despite your wardrobe malfunction, you went home and immediately threw your hair up plopping down on the couch. Turning on the TV you looked to your right where your purse was. You saw the tickets peeking out of your bag. You bit your lip staring at them, was it something you wanted to go tonight? I mean it was a Friday, and concerts, regardless of who, were always fun. You stretched your body reaching over snatching one out of your purse. “Shawn Mendes.” You said to yourself tilting your head. The name sounded familiar. Grabbing the computer you googled. You listened to 'Stitches’, 'Mercy’, and 'Treat You Better’. “Ahhhhh.” You said to yourself nodding. You’ve heard these on the radio constantly, his songs were so fun to sing along to. Grabbing the phone you called your friend Stella, who agreed to come to the show with you. Maybe your day was really looking up after all. After deciding on an outfit, which was a black off the shoulder tight body suit paired with the same ripped and frayed Levi *unstained* shorts you were wearing earlier, and black high top converse. Your hair was loosely curled and you had a very light, sheer redish-pink gloss over your lips. After meeting Stella at the subway you guys rode down to MSG together. You guys had a few beers before and you were definitely feeling it, this night was a success already! You guys strolled up to the venue pulling the tickets out of your bag you handed Stella her tickets and lanyard that you both put around your necks. “Oooooh la la, I think it’s some kind of VIP?” You said shimmying, making the badge around your neck bounce around on your chest. After you got in the venue you were escorted to your seats. “Whoa.” You said as you and Stella stood front row. “This is, wild. Front row?” You looked the stage up and down, it was giant. I mean, MSG itself was giant. Why on earth would this kid give away front row seats?!!! “I’m gonna get us another drink!” Stella said grabbing her purse and disappearing into the crowd. You felt a little guilty. You were a total bitch earlier, and this kid not only gave you his sunglasses but front row and VIP passes? He was way nicer than he needed to be,, and New Yorker got the best of you. You signed, oh well, the interaction was over and you would probably never see him again so it wasn’t something you could worry about now. Stella returned with the drinks as the opening act was playing, she brought you two Coronas each. Your favorite. “Cheers!” You said clinking your bottle with hers as the lights went low. Every girl started screaming which made you and Stella laugh, you LOVED concerts. Everything about them. You got hype and started screaming as well, taking a swig of your beer. “Hello everybody!” A voice said making you look up to the stage. Your entire body froze. Grabbing Stella’s arm you just stood staring at the guy on stage. “Oh my god” you mouthed. “What, WHAT!?” She said looking over at you. Your heart was beating 600 miles per hour. “That’s. Him.” You said not taking your eyes off of him as he began to sing. Stella began to laugh. “THAT’S karma, Y/N.” She began bopping to the music. You shook your head with a laugh. What a little bastard, giving me tickets to his own show. Well played. You stood drinking your beer as the first song ended he looked down right at you throwing you a wink. You shook your head laughing waiving around your VIP badge which made him laugh. This guy was somethin’ else. After the show was over Stella had to leave, she had the biggest interview tomorrow and she needed sleep. She gave her VIP badge to a girl sitting behind us who thanked her until she was blue in the face. “You coming, Y/N?” Stella asked. “Nah. This kid has some explaining to do.” You said laughing waiving her off. You were guided backstage to stand in a line with a bunch of other girls. You laughed as you were last in line. When it was your turn to get to the front you just stood wit your arms crossed. “So…..” You said walking over to him with a grin on your face, “I think you owe me an explanation.” “Oh no no no. I think you owe me an apology! You looked like you were having fun out there.” He said mocking me crossing his arms back. “Okay okay…It was a lot of fun…” You said throwing your arms up in a surrender pose, “And yeah, I was being a pretty huge bitch and I WAS walking with my head turned around but HEY, you were the one walking with hot coffee not looking. I think you’re the one at fault here.” You said with a laugh. “Alright, we will call it a tie.” He said sticking his hand out to me, “Shawn….” You looked down at his hand narrowing your eyes, “Y/N” You said taking his hand and shaking it. He towered over you by at least a foot and a half, maybe two feet. He had wavy brown hair, and deep brown eyes. He was definitely handsome, and you didn’t think that was just the alcohol talking. “Okay so how about a deal. I ruined your shirt so I take you to coffee?” He asked shoving his hands in his front pockets. “You think MORE coffee is going to fix this???” You teased. “Okay okay, bad idea.” He let out a laugh, “Well, how about dinner then?” His eyes quickly scanning you up and down. “Hmmm….” You pretended to think about it long and hard tapping your index finger on your cheek. “Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Plus I don’t trust your judgement of good coffee int his city. You were coming out of a Starbucks, I mean common Mendes….” You teased giving him a little nudge. “Okay okay, that’s fair….” He said before someone began calling his name to come backstage. “Well, I’m only in town for another day so…Tomorrow night?” He pulled out his phone handing it to me. “I suppose that could work.” You said taking his phone putting in your name and number. “There ya go.” You handed his phone back to him letting his hand brush yours, making your heart thump out of your chest. “I gotta go but I’ll text you the details tonight.” He said waiving off the guy who was calling for him. “Alright, see ya Y/N.” He said backing up keeping eye contact. “See ya, Shawn.” You said with a wink before he turned around. Wow, that was awful confident of you Y/N, you thought to yourself. Gotta be that liquid courage. When you got home you threw yourself onto your bed looking up at the ceiling. 'Wow.’ You thought to yourself, 'You have a date with Shawn Mendes.’