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oh that is gross
#i Do Not Understand why people just... eat Peanut butter by itself like that#I need a sweeter spread that the peanut butter can compliment#like chocolate hazelnut spread or some sort of jelly#and no the raisins don't count that's like putting four drops of jelly on peanut buttered bread and calling it a pb&J#and the CELERY#i do not need to try it to Know that those three textures should never have been put together into one self-proclaimed 'foodstuff'#the stringiness of the celery mixed with the goopiness of the peanut butter mixed with the not-quite-gumminess of the raisins#seems like it would have the texture of a center-browned banana with all the stringy bits still on it with added corn cob strings#not to mention the combination of flavors#you have beige semisweet that demands to piggy-back on one of their sweeter-tasting friends#you have the sweet and full brother of one of beige semisweet's friends and they're... fine.#They don't hate each other but the brother isn't big or sweet enough to give the other one a piggy back ride#and then you have the green wet barely-there celery which would integrate the peanut butter flavor into itself like some bad plagiarist
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Well, now I’m wondering how the Stars have toast, whenever they make some! Dream seems like the sort to put a hazelnut or chocolate spread on, to me… Hm.
I shouldn't get more toast. I shouldn't get more toast. I shouldn't get more toast.
You're absolutely right about that, Anon. I usually give Dream a sweet tooth anyway, so he enjoys ALL of the sweeter spreads: hazelnut, chocolate, marshmallow, honey... and, of course, the classic fruit spreads and cream cheese. Dream feels like the type of person to add fruit pieces or something to top his toast, maybe sprinkles or candy pieces of M&Ms or gummy bears if he's feeling generous to himself.
Blue's more a classic guy (no pun intended). He likes his toast rather simple, some butter or jelly/jam does the trick. Of course, he likes cream cheese on his toast too, but he saves that for the morning. Or he's having breakfast foods for dinner, then he'll have some cream cheese past morning. He also has a tendency to butter up his bread, maybe throw some cheese on there, and make it into garlic bread. I don't know if that counts, but garlic bread is so good that it deserves its own mention.
As for Ink, he's probably the one with the weirdest preferences (this is nothing new lmao). He enjoys spicy things, like... VERY spicy things. You know that black chip challenge? I forget what it's called, but the chip is known for being extremely hot. Anyway, the point is that he probably smears like... a chili paste or sauce on his toast. Oh, this actually reminds me- I wrote something where Ink made pizza toast, so there's that too.
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Munchies from Around the World
(To accompany your study sessions for language finals) by CAPS Language Team
بليلة/Balilah: Arabian Gulf
Jake’s tea and Balilah on his last day in Saudi Arabia
“Balilah is originally from Jordan but is a popular dish in the Arabian Gulf. It’s made of boiled chickpeas which are mixed with garlic, salt, cumin and olive oil.” ---Jake, Arabic tutor
Hanuta: Germany
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“Hanuta, usually written as hanuta, is an abbreviation for Haselnusstafel, which are a delicious German sweet treat that’s not quite as filling as a cake. If the packaging looks vaguely familiar to you, that’s because this snack is made by the same company which makes the ever-popular Kinder Eggs. Enjoy the two wafers and the hazelnut-chunk-and-cocoa spread in between.” ---Casey, German & Writing tutor
Empanadas: Argentina and New Mexico
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“Empanadas are a staple if you ever visit Argentina. Unlike the empanadas you can find here in New Mexico, Argentine empanadas have a meat filling. For the best dining experience, enjoy empanadas de carne (beef) and a glass of your favorite cold drink.” ---Ryan, Assistant Coordinator of Writing & Language
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“For something closer to home, try the New Mexican variety of empanadas, which have sweeter crust and are filled with jelly. Enjoy empanadas de cereza (cherry) and a cup of warm coffee for the perfect breakfast or dessert.” ---Ryan Here’s a how to video to make these delicious treats.
La Galette des Rois: France
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“La Galette des Rois, or ‘king cake,’ is a fluffy, flaky pastry that can be found in every French bakery during the month of January. In France, it is eaten in light of the Epiphany. Hidden inside are two small figurines and those who find them are coronated with paper crowns. This is a great treat that is available even after the winter holidays.” ---Savannah, LLC Location Supervisor
おにぎり/Onigiri: Japan
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“Onigiri, or rice ball, is a popular food in Japan to grab when you are hungry between meals. The simplest one can be made of cooked rice and salt, but you can also season the rice with different flavors, wrap them with seaweed, or put various things such as pickled plums, grilled salmon, etc. inside. Try them with a cup of hot green tea!” ---Motomi, Student Manager for Language Learning
СУШКИ/Sushka: Russia
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“Here is a little Russian snack that is very popular to drink tea with. It is called SUSHKA. It is something like a small dried bagel or a bigger and sweeter pretzel. SUSHKA (singular) or SUSHKI (plural) can be plain, with poppy seeds, or vanilla. Really good with tea and can be purchased at Istanbul Market in Albuquerque.” ---Svetlana, English as a Second Language and Russian tutor
うまい棒/Umai-bou & ポッキー/Pocky: Japan
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“Umaibou and Pocky are cheap (usually costing less than a dollar), and can easily be bought from any nearby convenient store in Japan. Because of their packaging and simple shape, they are good to eat while studying. Umaibou are kind of like a giant Frito chip in the shape of a small cylinder, and would be a good choice for those who prefer savory. Pocky shares a similar stick shape, but would be better for those who prefer a sweet flavor to snack on.” ---Ari, Japanese tutor
Brigadeiro: Brazil
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“Brigadeiro is one of the most popular and beloved desserts in Brazil. These chocolate bonbons have a fudgy texture and are extremely easy to make, with just four ingredients: condensed milk, butter, cocoa powder and chocolate sprinkles.” ---Laima, Spanish & Portuguese tutor
Pan con Tomate: Spain
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“Pan con tomate, also known as Pan a la Catalana, is a typical Spanish tapa (a small snack often served with a drink). The bread is toasted, rubbed with tomato and fresh garlic, and drizzled with olive oil and salt. Many people enjoy it as an appetizer or as a breakfast food, and it is often served with cured ham or cheese.” ---Laima
Palma ac me: Ancient Rome
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“Ancient Romans would eat dried fruits with honey during the main meal of the day (cena) which would normally be very long-lasting and contain several courses (see Petronius’ Satyricon for a satirical example of the extravagance of a Roman feast). This is a photograph of dates with honey which would have been a common presence at a dinner party as a precursor to the main part of the meal (sort of like an appetizer).” ---Nina, Latin and Greek tutor
Σταιτίτας/Staititas: Syracuse, Ancient Greece (attested in Athenaeus’ Deipnosophists)
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“Staititas are sort of like pancakes, and were probably mainly eaten for breakfast. Athenaeus tells us that they were made by pouring moist spelt-flour dough out into a frying pan and adding honey, sesame-seeds and cheese on top.” ---Nina
Carambars: France
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“Carambars are a chewy candy from France. Originally, they were caramel-flavored, but now they are offered in a wide variety of flavors such as peach tea and cotton candy. Inside their wrappers are jokes, which are often considered to be very childish in quality. You can order them on Amazon if you ever want to try them out!” ---Hazel, French & Writing tutor
蛋烘糕/dān hōng gāo: China
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“Dān hōng gāo, or house special pancake, is very famous traditional Chengdu snack which could be dated from Qing Dynasty in China. Nowadays it could be found at food booths of everywhere in Chengdu. It can be filled with meat, Chinese ham, red beans, sesame, etc., and tastes a little crisp outside and super moisture inside. Taking some pancakes with a glass of milk in the morning could be a good breakfast. And you can also sit down and have some house special pancake with a cup of tea to enjoy sunshine at afternoon.” ---Wenhao, Chinese tutor
Conchas: Mexico
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“Conchas, also known as Pan Dulce, refers to a sweet bread that originated in Mexico. Conchas are inexpensive and are popular in some states, like New Mexico, here in the U.S. While at home, enjoy a concha with a warm cup of coffee for breakfast or a late-night snack.” ---Ana, Spanish & Writing tutor
Pizza al taglio: Rome, Italy
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“Despite there being packaged merendine ‘snacks’ along with other snack food in Italy depending on the regions, a very common one is that of the pizza al taglio (pizza by the slice, and literally ‘pizza by the cut’). This type of pizza was invented in Rome and is found most often in pizzerie in Rome and in a few other places around Italy. There are a wide variety of pizzas and they are baked in rectangular trays to then be cut at any size and sold by weight. You can choose to sit down and eat it, though it is common to have it wrapped so half of the pizza is sticking out, and eat it while walking. It is also different than the pizza tonda ‘round pizza’ which was originally invented in Naples, is found more in sit down restaurants and it is often thinner than the pizza al taglio.” ---Daisy, Italian & Writing tutor
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