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starl1tsky · 9 months ago

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#UGH.#why do i always go for people who don't like me #in related news the guy i like is NO LONGER TALKING TO ME because he thinks im a FUCKING DELINQUENT #because FUCKING JON told him i got wasted and vaped and kissed 2 girls at a party #which yea. i did get pretty drunk #and yea i did vape but ONLY ONE PUFF and ONLY CAUSE I WAS DRUNK #and yea i did kiss those girls but ONLY BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK #and hes SUCH A FUCKING NERD UGH I CANT BELIEVE I LIKE HIM THIS MUCH #this just sucks he thinks im like a fucking burnout now :((((((#like bitch! don't know how to tell him i'm still the smartest motherfucker he knows even if i get a little messy sometimes #god he's such a loser i cant believe im into him #ugh hes not even that hot hes just such a sweetheart ugh i want to date him so fucking bad this is not okay #im NOT like that most of the time and he KNOWS THAT #ughhhhh

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bibikardash · 7 years ago

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Summary of Hamilton Songs

Alexander Hamilton: Yo I'm Alexander Hamilton and these are all the bitches I've fucked and/or fucked up

Aaron Burr, Sir: Let's see how many things rhyme with Burr (also BRRAAAAH BRRAAAAH)

My Shot: Hamilton's not throwing away his shot or the fucking mike like holy shit this song is good

The Story of Tonight: We are best buds and this song is in no way foreshadowing sad events what are you talking about lets have another round

The Schuyler Sisters: WERK BITCH

Farmer Refuted: Hamilton: "My dog speaks more eloquently" Everybody: "OOOOOHH!"

You'll Be Back: The king's an abusive boyfriend who can't let things go and is also really cute--DA DA DA DA DA

Right Hand Man: HERE COMES THE GENERAL MOTHERFUCKERS

A Winter's Ball: We're reliable wITH THE LADIES!!!

Helpless: Eliza is a cinnamon roll who needs her happy ending stfu

Satisfied: Angelica fucking wrecks it like holy shit this song will bring me back to life

The Story of Tonight Reprise: "She's married to a British officer" "Oh shit..."

Wait For It: And we all fall in love with Burr cuz he tears this shit up

Stay Alive: "I'm a general! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (And Hamilton will fight anyone like holy shit boy calm the fuck down)

Ten Duel Commandments: The awesome sounding counting game of fUCKING DEATH

Meet Me Inside: Hamilton gets called to the principals office

That Would Be Enough: Dude seriously Eliza just wants you to not fucking die like how hard is that

Guns and Ships: Just...I just can't...just listen to this one fucking french asshole give it all he's got

History Has Its Eyes On You: Basically Washington telling Hamilton not to fuck up

The World Turned Upside Down: America wins the war and this shit is intense (also "Immigrants, we get the job done")

What Comes Next: The king is still bitter--"AWESOME! WOW!"

Dear Theodosia: Dads and their kids make me cry every time also we see parallels between Burr and Hamilton like holy shit this is cool

Non-Stop: Hamilton slow down you're scaring ppl

What'd I Miss: Jefferson arrives 15 minutes late with Starbucks

Cabinet Battle #1: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Take A Break: Ok am I the only one who notices the beat of nothing when the sisters are like "Angelica, Eliza...the Schuyler sisters" like where the fuck is Peggy is she dead i think she's dead holy shit NO

Say No To This: Hamilton you dumb fuck say no to this

...also Maria can belt like you won't believe

The Room Where It Happens: Burr is done with everyone's shit (also this song is life)

Schuyler Defeated: Burr drops some major foreshadowing with "I swear your pride will be the death of us all"

Cabinet Battle #2: "...France"

Washington on Your Side: Hamilton better watch his back

"Southern motherfuckin' dEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS!" "OH"

One Last Time: Washington has had enough of everyone's shit and is going home (like seriously he's the smartest person in this play he leaves before shit hits the fan)

I Know Him: Oh King George! We were wondering how you were doing...still creepy?...ok moving on

The Adams Administration: "Sit down John, you fat motherFUCKER"

We Know: Hamilton fucks up and no one's surprised at this point (also I love the little "No one else was in the room where it happened" addition from Burr like it just rubs salt in the wound here for their "friendship")

Hurricane: More Hamilton backstory/Wait For It Reprise

The Reynolds Pamphlet: SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN I REPEAT SHIT HAS HIT THE GODDAM FAN (also Angelica: "I'm not here for you" Everyone: "Oooooohhh!")

Burn: Ok let me just say Lin-Manuel Miranda has done such a good job with Eliza's character like for someone who we don't know anything about history wise, he really brought her to life in ways that make me want to cry

Blow Us All Away Reprise: philip no

philip no

PHILIP NO (also ha ha ha with the name of the song ha ha ha I'm laughing so hard I'm crying)

Stay Alive Reprise: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It's Quiet Uptown: I'm dead there's no god there's no light at the end of the tunnel everything's helpless and there are tears flooding my cheeks

The Election of 1800: Everyone is thirsting after Hamilton like leave the man alone at this point dear god

Your Obedient Servant: Burr and Hamilton are passive aggressive af

Best of Wives and Best of Women: I HOPE HAMILTON REALIZES HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ELIZA HOLY FUCK IM SO PISSED

The World Was Wide Enough: Reason for my death: Burr's "Wait!" when he shoots (and dear god I hope someone learns something from this like sometimes a fight isn't worth everything please I'm begging you learn to forgive)

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza I'm so proud of you and I hope you find happiness in the end because I FUCKING DIDN'T THIS SHIT HAS ME BAWLING MY EYES OUT

...time to listen to it all over again

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westofwords · 7 years ago