#like are you kidding me?? I'm tying weights to your arms and legs and equipping you with o2 and dropping you over the mariana trench

[strongermonster]

i had to use the work tablet (not allowed to install ad blockers) today to look something up, and a massive almost full-screen ad popped up so i immediately and reflexively hit X and this little capitalism square cunt motherfucker had the absolute audacity to stay up, start a timer bar, and tell me "ad will close in 10 seconds." when i tell you the fury was INSTANT