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putting my "celia is actually archivesverse jonah lol" tinfoil-and-red-string truther hat back on for a moment, just to say i cannot believe it didn't occur to me until now how incredibly fucking perfect that would make the first statement chester reads to her.

celia: *sits down at computer*

chester, immediately: I RESIGN, MY BOSS IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I'M SO GLAD MY HORRIBLE WORKPLACE GOT BURNED DOWN. HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE WAYS MY JOB TRAUMATIZED ME. PLEASE SEND FORMER BOSS TO GET INTERROGATED BY PYROMANIAC TRIGGER HAPPY MERCENARIES KTHXBAI NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, ALSO YOU OWE ME SO MUCH MONEY, LOSER

#still dying on this hill apparently #i mean i'm mostly joking here. i am very much not expecting to be right #but it would be funny #i don't trust her at all and i think that's justified at this point in the story #but i am aware how much i'm reaching on the jonah front #but just. it would make *so many* interactions so deliciously & horribly loaded in hindsight #like alice joking she has 'the eyes of a hardened killer' when they first meet #tmagp #tmagp speculation #tmagp 7 #celia ripley #tma spoilers #(in a roundabout way)#pondering magpods

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