#like IMMEDIATELY upon making eye contact with Vinny. who is pushing 40. dresses like a stage performer. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cringebureaucracy · 1 year ago

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I envy the folks who can do OC playthroughs of Pokémon games, my first 2 instincts when making a trainer OC are "grown adult with an established day job" or "teenager but with a partner/ace pokemon who's like. A bug but not an early enough bug to get all the gyms with them instead of the required starter choice" and I'm too stubborn to budge on either front tbh

#cross talks #like listen would it be FUNNY for fucking. professor Rowan to go 'how about you get a turtle?'#like IMMEDIATELY upon making eye contact with Vinny. who is pushing 40. dresses like a stage performer.#and looks like he wants nothing more than to curl up on the floor and cry quite literally at all times #but it would make EVERYTHING else so awkward #all vinny options are kneecapped by the rest of the main cast being kids and him NOT AT ALL being a good 'adult in the room' figure #like god this guy is just a fucking mess he's never once solved a problem in his life!#swsh would be the funniest on the specific condition that it's the one plot that he'd have to be Coaxed into participating in #he'd be in the corner like 'not my circus not my mankeys NOT MY CIRCUS NOT MY MANKEYS' while eternatus blows shit up #pokemon

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