#like I'm sorry im not taking my gay ass and trans wife to a long get together with the noteable conservative devils advocate
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I'm like the joker. I burn the money*
*money being my entire family's thanksgiving apparently because my mom has now locked herself in her bedroom, won't let anyone talk to her and ruined dinner (unrelated)
#she always overcooks everything that's not new#like I'm sorry im not taking my gay ass and trans wife to a long get together with the noteable conservative devils advocate#after we were promised he wouldn't be there#devon yaps#i did finish getting ready because i was looking too cute to give up
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