#like I don't wanna spend a billion dollars on 284 different bags of beans to find out which one I like but what the fuck else do I do

[mosspapi]

We had to get different espresso/coffee beans bcuz we ran out of the ones we usually use and don't wanna keep buying them anymore. And this new one is not quite what I wanted but I cannot figure out what the fuck the difference is.

Coffee is so fucking complicated is2g all the shit online is more confusing and contradictory and pretentious than wine ffs. So I'm like. What's different abt this one that I'm not liking as much. Bcuz it's not Bad by any means, it doesn't taste Bad, it's just not what I Want. And the bag is like. "Stonefruit, toffee, acidic, light, blah blah blah blah blah" what the fuck does any of this MEAN. What am I tasting that's Different. How do I find out what I Like in a coffee. How do I know if I want light roast or dark roast, acidic vs bitter vs bright vs balanced, fruity vs citrus vs round vs lively. What do half these words even mean. I'm gonna lose my mind idk what any of this means I just want a simple fuckin coffee that will satisfy the autism :(