#like I am living for the sheer amount of lady warriors most of whom aren't in ''armor but make it sexy and impractical'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

loregoddess · 4 months ago

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I dunno where the post is to reblog/link it, but Clive Unicorn Overlord is like if the protagonist for a fantasy dating sim was like, "my male biological clock is ticking (I have to go die in a war)" and just got up and left, and also he didn't want to be the protagonist anymore so he becomes a knight instead

#I've never played a real dating sim btw I've only played Hatoful and DDLC neither of which are dating sims at heart #anyhow I say this but I don't think I've gotten Clive killed once he's actually fairly sturdy #but the dude has a narrative connection to SO many women that I kept thinking ''oh is this is ex-fiancé'' as a joke until...#I met his ex-fiancé #it's so funny that he's like ''this is my friend she runs the Rose Knights and her two girlfriends who are also my friends--#--this is the lady who wants to kill me bc she used to be my coworker and thinks this is blackmail for some reason--#--this lady's our financier's granddaughter'' followed by ''I'm also his ex'' ''and she's my ex''#like I am living for the sheer amount of lady warriors most of whom aren't in ''armor but make it sexy and impractical''#like there is some good outfit designs in this game #but also it's funny that Clive knows A Lot Of Important Women #(also Berenice gets a pass bc despite running around pantless she's also so shredded that her legs are ALL muscle--#and that is SO rare for female character design)#oracle of lore

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