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imagine you start dating your fated intellcutal rival and he reveals you now have to prove yourself to 24 genius orphans as like their step father lmao can you imagine
#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#wammys house#lawlight#mello HATES light in any universe#light wins any nerd fight in there cause he's basically fucking their mom
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BULLY OC MEME [CHRIS KATO]
hey!! so i meant to post this uh. MONTHS ago, but...later is better than never LMAOO
if youâve been following me for awhile, you mightâve heard me mention chris and hollis before!! they are my ocs, and theyâre actually from an original story of mine lmao they werenât made for bully.
this is chrisâs template!! hollisâs will be posted right after this!!
also fair warning im not,,, japanese so her japanese dialogue might not be 100% accurate and maybe even cringey but im basing all my info on google translate (ew i know), japanese websites, my friend who speaks the language, and my own experiences with mixing foreign languages into english lmao.
anyway, have fun reading this if you do!! and feel free to ask any questions you might have about chris uwu (photos of her are at the end!!)
[INFO]
Name: Christine Konami Kato (ć è€ ç„æłą Kato Konami)
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Clique: Non-cliques, but on good terms with the greasers
Personality: Blunt, indifferent, critical, philosophical.
Weapon/fighting style of choice:
- Chris can hold herself in a physical fight, but not well enough to actually win without any major injury (unless itâs against the Nerds, Bullies, or Non-Cliques).
- However, she is incredibly fast and has insanely accurate aim, which fuels her preference for projectile weapons.
- In fights, Chris will run away from her opponent and turn back to throw whatever weapon she has at them; It gives her the advantage of distance.
- Chris doesnât really care about beating someone else up to the point of them passing out, she just wants to cause chaos and escape without a busted lip.
- While sheâll use any projectile weapon, Chris prefers firecrackers. Sheâll also occasionally use marbles.
[DIALOGUE]
Greetings:
- Hey, Hopkins.
- Whatâs up?
- Nice seeing you around, Jimmy.
Saying Goodbye:
- I gotta go. My girlâs waiting for me.
- Hate to cut the conversation short, but thereâs better things I have to do.
- Someoneâs calling my name. See you later.
Chasing:
- Idiot, you really think you can outrun me?
- My parents had to run all the way to Japan to escape me, Hopkins!
- Canât you run any faster? Youâre making this too easy, Hopkins!
Out of Breath:
- God...maybe...I should cut back on the cigarettes...
- ăĄăăăăăăă(Damn it...)
- ...Whatever. Thereâs better things to do.
Walking around talking to themselves:
- I miss Japan.
- Canât wait to see this place go down in flames. Metaphorically and literally.
- ćœŒć„łăŻăšăŠăćŻæăăăă(Sheâs so cute...)
- Gotta check up on Hollis later.
- I miss ăă°ăăĄăăă(I miss grandma.)
- Donât the jocks have better things to do than hunt me down?
- Do I have my lighter?
- Everyone in this äžæ”ăȘć° thinks theyâre so great. (Everyone in this shithole thinks theyâre so great.) (Note: the direct translation of äžæ”ăȘć° is âunclean land.â)
Conversing:
- You hear about Garyâs new pet? Now he has another weasel to go along with that runt, Kowalski.
- I hear Johnny Vincentâs having trouble keeping his relationship together. And his mental stability, but everyone already knows that.
- Ever light a car on fire?
- You hear about Garyâs big, bad plan?
- Iâm not an arsonist! Itâs not like I burnt down my entire middle school!
- Word on the street says Peanut has it real bad for the boss. Seems like every second in command does.
Conversation Response:
- I hope not.
- You did what?
- Yeah, no.
- Sure.
- Karmaâs coming your way.
- Sure, doesnât sound too bad.
- Mhm, yeah.
Complaining:
- I wish that Northwick kid would stop bothering me.
- Johnnyâs just pissed because my girl actually wants me.
- I love Hollis, but I cannot stand another four hours of posing for one of her paintings.
- They couldnât just take me back with them. They just had to send me to this hellhole.
- God, I need another cigarette.
- The greasers are so clingy.
Unknown/Cut Dialogue:
- Yeah, yeah, my girlfriend will pay you.
- ăăă°ăïŒ(Fuck off!)
- ...Naked twister?
- Maybe the tooth fairy will give you a few dollars for the teeth I knock out.
- Who knew Iâd be coming to you for help, huh?
- Donât...drink hand soap? I feel like I shouldnât have to tell you this.
Starting fight with Cliques:
[Bullies]
- Donât make this any harder for yourself.
- Letâs make this quick, yeah?
- Your mom hit me harder in bed last night!
- Donât you think youâd look so much cooler in a neck brace?
- ăă, é»ă. (Oh, just shut up.)
[Preps]
- Pretend Iâm daddyâs black card and run faster!
- Letâs see if your bloodâs actually blue.
- Inbred freak!
- Boxing rules donât apply when you canât even touch me! [Laughs]
- ééŹŒ! (Blue demon!)
[Greasers]
- Come on, we smoke together, Iâm basically one of you!
- I hope your hair products arenât flammable.
- Is this because I donât slick my hair back?
- Is this because I donât wear a leather jacket?
- ăăă°ă! (Drop dead!)
[Nerds]
- Iâll let you take your glasses off before I break your face.
- You donât want a repeat of Alexandria, do you?
- Roll that D20; Itâll decide how many of your bones Iâm gonna break.
- ćŒ±è«! (Wimp!)
- Maybe you should start taking that saying, âHit the books,â more literally.
[Jocks]
- You canât break my spine if you canât catch me!
- âRoid rage alert!
- Work on your cardio, äžèĄéé! (Asshole!)
- Youâre supposed to avoid the firecracker, not catch it with your face.
- ăšăăĄăïŒ(Meathead!)
[Townies]
- Save your bitching for someone who cares.
- Weâre both poor! Shouldnât there be some form of solidarity?
- ă°ăăă! (Flunky!)
- Hit me if you can!
- Chase after the preps instead! They can get you free healthcare if you beat it out of them!
Requesting an errand:
- Hey, Jimmy, got a second to spare?
- You owe me, Hopkins. You know that saying, an eye for an eye.
- I have a favor to cash in. Uh-uh-uh, donât try backing out of this.
Friendly Comments:
- Woah, you look half-decent for once, Hopkins.
- Maybe you can finally get a girlfriend now.
- New wardrobe, huh? Doesnât look too bad.
- You finally fixed your looks! Now you just gotta fix your personality.
Unfriendly Comments:
- You make me want to light myself on fire.
- Itâs cute seeing you follow in your momâs footsteps, ăăăŸă. (Slut.)
- Donât even try making eye contact with me.
- [Loud Snickering] Oh, sorry, I wasnât laughing at you! [Sarcasm]
[EXTRA]
Demanding flowers:
- Come on, you gotta prove youâre worth my time.
- You got something special for me, donât you, Hopkins?
- Donât you think itâs time you pay me back for my kindness?
- A little something would be nice...
After receiving flowers:
- Thanks, my girlfriend loves flowers.
- Such a gentleman, James. Too bad Iâve never had a thing for men.
- ...Are these from the Girlâs Dorm?
- Itâll be fun to burn these, thank you.
Before kissing:
(No matter what, Jimmy canât actually kiss Chris)
- [Bad Japanese Accent] Uh, sorry, no English.
- Iâd like to avoid getting cooties if possible, thanks.
- I got a girlfriend, Hopkins.
- Sorry, Iâm allergic to boys.
@video-space this is 4 you....
#christine kato#my girl...i love her so much#original character#oc#bully oc#canis canem edit#bully canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#cce#mine
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3. Una festa in cui nessuno ti vuole
Here we go, my thoughts on episode 3 of season 1! Finally the whole girl squad is together and out there having fun. The topics Iâve managed to ramble about about this time are double standards, fandom, Mom friendâą Giovanni Garau and the mysterious Francesca Mirabella, as well as the results of the Bechdel test for this episode âđ»
âEva, mi guardi?â was the precursor to âMartino, guardami Martino!â
Gio really doesnât get it. He keeps saying heâs doing things for Eva, when actually he does them to appease her so she wonât bust his balls, so heâs doing them for himself
Cerami and Bea sound exactly like all couples of middle schoolers I knew when I was in middle school myself. The shoes thing especially. Itâs hilarious.
I understand Gioâs frustration with Eva, I do, cause itâs hard being the only point of reference for a person when you have a much more diverse social life. Iâve been on both sides of their situations actually. When Gio says âCouldnât you try to make some friends?â I know his intentions are good, heâs coming from a place of wanting happiness for this girl heâs in love with, despite being frustrated with her just then; but I also understand Eva a lot, the feeling of isolation, of not knowing what to do or who to turn to because everyone just seems too distant or too busy with their lives (and of course thereâs some condescension there too, cause sheâs a teenager, sheâs got standards, especially since she was popular before fighting with Laura), and the frustration she must feel, because itâs not just Laura ostracizing her, she made scorched earth around Eva for several degrees of acquaintances; and Iâm 100% sure that deep, deep down Eva is a bit angry that she had to bear most of the brunt while Gio came out of the situation unscathed
Evaâs disdain for her classmates who like manga and k-pop wounds me deep into my fangirl heart, not because Iâm specifically a fan of those things myself, but because sheâs using those example to say theyâre loser nerds because they have that strong passion for those things, the same passion I am, as a matter of fact, pouring over Skam Italia and Evaâs own story right now. Plus sheâs basically shitting on fandoms included among those mostly made up of teen girls and LGBTQ+ people, so thereâs that. Are you a fangirl of anything, Eva? Do you know what it means to fell such a pull towards something, a book, a movie, a song? Have you ever felt it? Do you know how nice, how rewarding being a part of fandom is? How fun? My wish for Eva at the end of the season, for when she decides to focus more on herself, on understanding who she is, is actually to get in one of those fandoms she seems to dislike, cause itâs a wild ride, yes, but itâs also an opportunity to learn so much about other people, places, worlds, and ultimately about yourself.
âEva, itâs nice to be around you. Maybe you forgot, but when someone is around you, it feels nice. Trust me.â And this I think is the first real taste of that Mom friendâą Gio weâve come to know and love in season 2, that protective, supportive, loyal person who gives good advice and just knows how to lift your spirits. This could have 100% been a conversation he had with Marti in S2, if Marti had been feeling insecure after he pushed everyone away. More importantly, this could 100% be something Gio tells Nico at any point ever in which heâs feeling low. Can you imagine that? Oh my God. Especially with the joke about smelling afterwards. (Aaand I made it about S2 rather than about Eva. Ops.)
poor Eva, she tries so hard. Too hard, in fact. If instead of that whole three-messages-and-a-sticker explanation sheâd just gone â*Heyâ it would have made her cringe less at herself and it would probably have prompted more of a response from Ele. I understand the panic though.
those theatre kids look just like the twins from âThe Shiningâ! The girls is even wearing light blue like them! And they walk in sync and call Evaâs name repeatedly and ask her to come act in a play with them! OMG, LudoBesseâs mind, honestly.
Ele is so bad at fake crying, really. And the fact that theatre guy, a person whoâs supposed to know something about acting/pretending, falls for it kills me.
Evanora for the win, honestly, look how cute they are together. I mean, Ele definitely looks pretty smitten here, immediately noticing Eva from afar, making her smile and reassuring her in a roundabout way about her fumble on Facebook a few days before
poor Gio, the Anglo-Spanish War is kind of a bitch, though to be fair the only things about it history professors usually care about are who was ruling those countries and the Invincible Armada; the Thirty Yearsâ War is much more interesting (defenestration of Prague, anyone?)
how cute is Silvia??? BRB going to throw myself into a volcano
Gio and Marti doing the parent thing over Eva like Gio and Elia will do in S2 over Marti himself
then Martino catches Federicaâs eye and we have the infamous spoon scene; Fede sort-of-pretends-to-fellate the spoon and Marti looks away, embarrassed and uneasy. I love how Skam (both the og and Italia) have taken the trope of the guy ogling the girl from afar (or not so afar) and her feeling uncomfortable under the attention, and have reversed the gender of whoâs looking and whoâs looked at.
What I donât like is how itâs framed, in the shots and in the discussion between the characters, like itâs creepier than most of the stuff boys do to girls during the series (Iâm thinking especially of guys at parties in general and of the Villa boys). The vehemence Martino uses to express his discomfort over Federica sexualizing him and making her interest evident is basically the same with which the girls react to finding the tally on the wall behind the boysâ bathrooms. This would kind of be fine, despite the fact that the two things are imo on different levels of disgusting, if it was discussed somehow that boys doing disturbing stuff are considered normal, just hormonal teensagers, but when girls do a fraction of the same thing theyâre demonized, considered really weird and too horny. Thereâs no discussion of the double standard and thatâs what bothers me.
Something else that would have been interesting to explore, maybe not with Marti, but later with possibly Chicco Rodi, since we see Fede talk to him at a party and even kiss him (if I remember correctly) is the follow-up from that trope: the guy usually goes up to the girl and makes a comment and she turns him away, but oftentimes after he insists a while she concedes and she ends up dancing/going out/going home with him. Which is a shitty thing that happens in a lot of media. Itâs actually kind of what happens with Edoardo and Eleonora later. And it would have been super interesting to see Fede doing the ogling thing (which would have never been as rude, graphic and uncomfortable as guys can get, anyways), being turned down, then actually getting her way, and what kind of reactions sheâd have from the guy and from the girl squad.
Martino is such an asshole! Silvia obviously extends her invitation to him and Gio out of politeness because theyâre friends with the girl who helped her in a bad situation, she doesnât know them and she was not obligated to invite them along. And while Gio manages to keep an appearance of politeness, Martino straight up mocks Silvia whoâs been nothing but nice and enthusiastic towards Eva. That, in my book, is even worse than the two boys being their unsupportive selves yet again and telling Eva to get new friends, then not helping her make some. And thatâs such a boys thing, honestly, to spot a problem and tell others to solve it but not help along!
and Silvia is so nice, sheâs so good at driving the conversation along, keeping track of the social cues: she feels Eva doesnât agree with the guys, so she extends her invitation again, then elbows Fede for some support, but she just makes things awkward so Silvia has to smooth things out, then she invites Eva again and is finally able to make plans, but she still has to diffuse the situation when she sees the boys are uncomfortable with Fedeâs suggestive actions. So much emotional labour for just one conversation. Thankfully Eva helps her along a bit, cause no-one else does.
by the way, I totally understand and share Federicaâs kind of humor and I love her
Martiâs face at Fedeâs joke about psychotropic drugs though. Completely blank, just for a second.
I think itâs telling, though, that Federica is one with the weird actions and the weird humor nobody gets, because sheâs the fat girl, so she gets pigeonholed as the comic-relief character: she does whatever comes to her mind, she doesnât seem to pick up on social cues and sheâs there mostly to make the other characters laugh or to make them look more refined, more clever or to say how cool they are; sure, sheâs a good friend who stands up for Sana and Eva when itâs called for but her character could be way rounder
oh, guys. Marti and Gioâs reaction as soon as Silvia and Fede are out of earshot, it makes my heart bleed. The mocking, the casual fat shaming, the way Martino looks absolutely disgusted about that girl showing an interest in him
Ele acting aloof and dismissive of Silvia is not my favorite thing, I mean, I get not liking a person from the get go, but for Godâs sake, come up with an excuse or something, thereâs no need to be so blunt when sheâs just inviting you to a party
you can actually subtly see Ele kind of relax when Fede arrives, sheâs obviously much more her speed
and of course we have Sana, scathing Sana, picking up on Silviaâs racism straight away and calling her the fuck out but diffusing the situation with humor anyways
Silvia is looking for cool girls to make her own group since sheâs been more or less kicked out of Lauraâs; Silvia probably used to be the popular girls in her class, but Laura has taken that role from her, first integrating with Sara in Silviaâs friend group, then âoverthrowingâ her, despite only being in her class a few months, given that the transfer from Succursale, when Laura, Eva and Gioâs class was separated into groups that were merged with pre-existing classes, happened the previous September
(btw, Eva, Gio, Marti and Elia are in 4B, Ele in in 4A, so Silvia, Fede, Laura and Sara are in another class; Sana is probably in yet another class; and Luca could be either in the same class as Ele, as Silvia and Fede, as Sana or in another completely different class)
Eva hasnât picked up on Silviaâs desperate desire to be one of the cool people yet, and Eleonora hasnât explained it to her either? Pffft
OMG Silvia has an older sister???? I completely missed that the first time around! Hi Francesca Mirabella! You seem to be older and popular since you get into Villa guysâ parties, so you explain so much about Silvia
Ele has been at Kennedy high only for a month, so she might not know yet who the most popular people are yet, I can get behind that; but Eva? After 7 months? Not having the perception of the internal hierarchy of her school? Girl, please.
Eleonora dubs Edoardo âfaccia da cazzoâ and âcapelli di merdaâ right away đđđ
on the other hand, Sana seems to know the social hierarchy of both the school and her year very well, probably because she absolutely needs to in order to avoid at least some of the discrimination
Sana clearly has plenty of ideas about how to be popular, but sheâs much better at preaching than at doing; Silvia wants to be liked by everyone, probably because of some complex she has about being in her sisterâs shadow, but her solution is to be at the same time judgemental and a pushover; Sanaâs brutal honesty and âadviceâ is meant more to hurt than to help Silvia become a better, more genuinely likable person; Sanaâs probably lashing out because she was hurt by Silviaâs behaviour towards her
Federica is so clearly the comic relief in this scene, not one of her lines pushes the conversation along plus she acts like sheâs completely oblivious to the tension between Silvia and Sana
yas for Eleonora who has the common sense to actually look for an alternative solution since theyâre obviously not going to Martucciâs party, I like a practical girl
even at the club, Sana shows diffidence until the girls (probably Ele with some help from Fede) pull her in, drag her away from the bar so she can take selfies and dance with them; is she uncomfortable? Is she just trying to act cool? Is it a defense mechanism? Is she trying to keep away so people wonât look weirdly at the girls because they associate with the âterroristâ, is she afraid someone will say or do something?
seeing the girls dancing and having fun like gives me such a nostalgic feeling for those few (because Iâm a really self-conscious motherfucker) parties in high school in which I was really able to have fun with my friends
Bechdel test: the episodes passes the test, with flying colors I might add, since thereâs the conversation between Eva and Eleonora in the corridor after the theatre guys leave; Silvia thanking Eva and inviting her to the party; the whole scene with the girl squad in the courtyard, both when itâs just Ele and Eva, when Silvia arrives, when all five girls are present and when Sana leaves; finally, the first part of the conversation at the Baretto, when theyâre talking about the party, then Edoardo is mentioned and it stops passing the test.
This post is part of my complete series of meta about Skam Italia season 1. Â If youâd like to read more of my thoughts about the other episodes, you can find the mastepost linked in the top bar on my blog under SKAMIT: EVA. Cheers!
#skam italia#eva brighi#giovanni garau#martino rametta#silvia mirabella#eleonora sava#sana allagui#federica cacciotti#skamit s1#skamit#1x03 una festa in cui nessuno ti vuole#a. writes#skamit meta
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