#lgbt stands for let's get Blitzø therapy

[lindentea]

imagine Blitz thinks he's messing with his therapist and thinks he's "winning" but he didn't bargain on getting... her.

he thinks he'll wear her down for sure, but she's like "oh no bitch, this is not my first infernal rodeo..."

"whoa whoa whoa, hold on lady, i thought therapists weren't supposed to come on to their clients??"

"that wouldn't be my first infernal rodeo either."

"...wait what?"

I'm fully convinced now that this is the reason Blitz referenced his therapist calling him gross:

Someone (probably Millie) set him up with a therapy appointment, or multiple- because of his everything- and he agreed to go to humor his friend but spent the whole time messing with the poor therapist instead of . . . you know, talking through his issues. I'm talking false stories, sex jokes, murder jokes, the works.

The rest of the quote here is "If we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up, and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly-it usually works."

So what if this is the approach he took to therapy?