#lewis you can't make a movie projecting brocedes onto brad pitt and then pretend you weren't requitedly freaky about nico rosberg
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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate
#lewis you can't make a movie projecting brocedes onto brad pitt and then pretend you weren't requitedly freaky about nico rosberg#that's not how that works lewis#however upon writing these tags I do think it would be rather funny if the engineer was like. A blonde Germanic woman named Nicole#get two of his exes in one#formula 1#formula one#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#I will now tag every driver I think this is applicable to#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#pierresteban#sebastian vettel#mark webber#sebmark
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