#lets ignore the canon that Robin can't drive

[sarcasticassian]

Steve had been up for this, he had, he was still clinging to the notion of being anything but a disappointment to his parents and this seemed like the way to do it but he can’t, he can’t

last night his fiancee had blurted out that she was a lesbian and Steve’s perfectly built up walls came crashing down and a tidal wave of feelings rushed in reminding him of his own not so straight sexuality as well and now he’s stood in a side room in the town church and his gay fiancee is waiting just outside the doors to walk down the aisle and he can’t do it

his parents had pushed him and Chrissy together, they were the perfect match on paper and she was lovely, she really was but he wasn’t ever going to be in love with her but they’d have had a nice life but last night she had come bursting into his room and spilled everything and Steve had felt like he was looking in a mirror, she wanted to please her parents, she wanted an easy life but she would never love him like that and in direct opposition to the time Nancy, his high school girlfriend, had pulled the rug from under him by telling him their relationship was bullshit, he’d felt relieved

but neither of them had known how to call it off so now here he is, pacing back and fourth like a caged animal and then Robin, like the great platonic love of his life, his saviour, his everything, whispers through the crack in the door that she’ll be waiting outside with the car running if he needs her, he’s very aware of this fact as he locks eyes with Chrissy, who is stood at the end of the aisle, hand in her dad’s elbow, looking ready to vomit and he starts to run, he guns down the aisle and past her, hears the shouting and screams, sees two cars parked out the front and doesn’t recognise either but pelts down the steps towards one, hoping Robin is sat behind the wheel

he’s vaguely aware Chrissy is also running a couple of steps behind him, skirt hiked up, he catches a glance of sneakers and smiles to himself, he yanks the back door of the car closest to him open and dives in, yelling above the screams of his family to ‘DRIVE’ and the person at the wheel does

Steve turns to watch the figure of his father get smaller and smaller, laughing as the car Chrissy must be in by the sea of white taffeta taking up the rear window tears in the other direction

it’s not until the car is on the outskirts of town that he turns back around only to find that it’s not Robin in the drivers seat, “you’re not Chrissy”, “you’re not Robin”, it’s a guy, a handsome, handsome man, dark curly hair and dimples showing as he smiles into the rearview mirror at Steve 

“it seems as though there’s been a mix up, I’m Eddie, Chrissy’s best friend and getaway car driver, do you happen to be Steve? Her lovely, unfortunately not a female, fiancee by any chance?”

in the other car there is a lot of crying happening as Chrissy breaks down in the back seat and Robin does her best to let her know that Steve really won’t mind, in fact he was already in front of her in the race to see who could get out of there fast enough and don’t worry she’ll drive Chrissy to meet up with Eddie and she can call Steve and hey why don’t we go out for food and celebrate, why waste the dress and oh god am I hitting on a runaway bride right now?

expanded version here!

[devondespresso]

(found this bad boy in my drafts and honestly i loved reading it again so we're gonna post it. wahoo)

my personal canon for post-starcourt stobin is that they're actually inseparable for the first month or so

im talking steve taken to the hospital for his injuries and the staff having to force them apart and call security. im talking they have to drag robin kicking and screaming to a different room because last time Steve left her sight he was dragged back lifeless and presumably dead (i firmly believe they intentionally used physical torture for steve and to use his condition for psychological torture for robin)

and steve waking up half-present in a cold plain room alone? might as well be back in the bunker. and if theres doctors trying to run tests and examine his wounds? might as well be Russian soldiers standing over him and touching his injuries. hurting him again. possibly planning to hurt Robin next.

and now hospital staff are trying to deal with two screaming desperate teenagers who keep begging for the other in between rambles of nonsense and they can't run tests or do their jobs or even get answers from them because all these two seem to care about is the other teen

so they don't really have any practical choices other than moving them to a combined room. and they still freak out every now and then but having the other in the room keeps these outbursts much shorter and doctors are able to actually run tests and help these kids as long as they're close together. And when Robins blood tests and everything come back ok and shes able to be discharged, shes given special permission to stay in the room at all times

and the two little kids that came in with them? they're not exactly freaking out quite like the teens but they're certainly not making things easy either. Ericas testing the willpower of any doctor or nurse she can speak to and both kids stay as close as they can at all times and refuse to leave the hospital. visiting hours over? they're in the waiting room, even convinced a couple to move so they can have seats closest to the hall that teens room is in. try to call their parents? good luck getting a full name or number out of them. once their parents do come get them they're showing back up in an hour, bikes lodged in the bike rack and back in their seats. they've been stopped for sneaking in several times and caught hiding under one of the teens beds even more often. eventually staff just gets tired of spending half their shift wrangling two middle schoolers and it becomes an unspoken agreement to just ignore them hiding in the room.

And once Steve is discharged its the same thing all over again. Robins parents were worried about her spending all her time in the hospital with the boy from her summer job, but given the cover story about the fire and the pair getting trapped inside they convinced themselves its reasonable to want to stay by your friends side while they recover

but now that hes out, shes asking if she can spend the night at his house? and his parents won't be there? absolutely not. except robins in no mindset to accept leaving him alone for this long let alone overnight so she tried sneaking out to bike over to his before he can get the dumb idea to drive over in the middle of the night post-concussion. but the buckleys notice shes gone either because she makes too much noise sneaking out or they notice the severe lack of Robin-trying-to-be-quiet noises into the night (robin my tism queen definitely has bump-into-shit syndrome in the middle of the night but she also doesn't make any noise sneaking around the base with scoops troop so i think it's a 50/50 weather she can use the adrenaline to sneak out to see steve quietly)

so they put two and two together and drive over to the Harrington house. steve answers the door and calls robin over, both of them looking sheepish but not exactly guilty. they talk on steves couch (yes Steves there too) and stobin does their best to explain their separation anxiety that gets the severity across without getting them sent to a mental hospital all while making sure not to break any ndas (which ends up being a long conversation with stobin trying to translate their experience in the bunker to fit the cover story well enough, which is very different when the real story is kidnapping and the fake one is a building fire)

eventually they reach an understanding of "we're worried this is kinda unhealthy but its clearly more stressful to try and separate you right now and we're definitely not going to be able to stop you" so they compromise to let steve stay at the buckleys for a little bit so they can at least keep an eye on them. at first they try just letting steve sleep on the couch (which they agree to because steve worried about overstepping as the guest in their house) but one or both of them have nightmares the first night and robin ends up on the couch with him anyway.

after a few nights they get the gist of the stobin dynamic: attached so strongly its concerning but nothing... flirty. anything they do is always completely innocent. hand holding with no heart eyes, banter with no tension, hell even sharing a bed they resemble little kids in a sleepover pile more than lovers. and especially after nightmares they'll find robin holding steve like hes just one of her old teddy bears.

of course theyre still cautious and have their suspicions that theyre secretly dating and just really good at hiding it, they're paranoid parents after all and robins never shown this much attention to a boy ever. but they do relax a bit with it as they're more confident theres no... funny business.. going on. or at the very least nothing thats going to leave robin hurt. they'll have their talks and robin will promise its "nothing like that", but they've grown to like steve so they're sure robin will come to them when shes ready.

now if only there was a reasonable explanation for the middle schoolers that keep showing up. apparently they were also trapped in the fire with robin and steve which helps make some sense of it, but they also sat with them in the hospital. surely if they're having nightmares about the fire they'd go to their parents? they hadn't really talked much with the sinclairs but they seemed like very loving parents and robin follows steve to his little dinners with mrs Henderson pretty often so its not likely that they can't go to their parents about nightmares, but they seem to prefer going to steve specifically. like ringing the Buckley's doorbell at 1 in the morning asking if steves there. and of course they'll let them in and show them to robins room (after calling their parents first, do they even know their childs run off?) where steve was sleeping in a pallet on the floor but is now a glorified blanket pile robins hugging. on her bed, of course. because god forbid theres 2 feet of space between them.

and the kid just joins them in their sleepover pile, dustin usually clinging to steves other side like a baby koala and erica usually finding a spot leaning against robin or occasionally making room in between them

and so more often than not the Buckley's have not one, not two, but three extra children in their house that isn't their daughter, all of them sleeping in a pile on robins bed like theres nowhere else they'd rather be

[roobylavender]

considering what you have spoken about regarding selina do you also get frustrated with like…i cant quite explain it but sometimes especially in more recent years shes been posed or positioned like some sort of damsel that needs a big strong man to save her and like im not saying she should be portrayed with the “hollywood level feminism” for lack of a better term im just think about how old versions of selina would have hated that. like im just thinking of anytime in the reeves movie where bruce grabs her or forces her mouth shut or even when he didnt allow her to kill falcone and im just thinking she should claw the fuck out of him for that. i just miss a version of selina who wouldnt allow anyone to walk all over her personal autonomy like that

oh absolutely! in fact this is specifically why i can't stand loeb's take on her character lol (and as we both know that was a significant point of reference for the reeves film). it's really jarring to transition from her volume one and two canon to the long halloween / dark victory / when in rome. i think a lot of people tend to latch onto these books because tim sale's art is to die for and it's obv hard not to enjoy a good murder mystery. in that aspect they're still books i can enjoy in isolation. but i find it very difficult to enjoy them as a selina fan specifically because in every single one it's like she's looking for solace and security in a man and i'm not sure why. like what was so bad about her original backstory of having a deadbeat dad (whether you ascribe to the volume one or volume two version of him) and why did she need to go looking for her "real" father in carmine falcone. why did she need to seek out temporary boytoy relief in italy. why did she dream about being saved by bruce. none of it really has a reason other than to create a "lack" in her for the sake of it being there, because she'd never needed a man like that before in her post-crisis narrative. as you mentioned it was quite to the contrary and she was fiercely independent and protective of her own peace, esp from men. when she felt empty or without a connection or lifeline to someone real, it was mostly about people like maggie or holly or arizona. her people

what i think it ultimately comes down to are two things: the first thing is the diminishment of her post-crisis origins. after all, it's convenient to ignore how distrustful selina is of people, and of men with power at their leisure to abuse specifically, when her post-crisis origins are no longer relevant to her personal characterization. although selina's status as a sex worker is more prominent now, it was more or less completely swept under the rug for the bulk of volume two. loeb also refused to engage with it in any capacity. it only really resurfaced with the conclusion to volume two because it drew direct parallels to how we initially found her in volume one, and then brubaker expanded on it once again in his take on the character, which was notably juxtaposed against a pre-existing romance with bruce and brings me to the second thing. i've already waxed about this at length so this may very well be recap but i really don't think selina's lack of control over her personal autonomy can be divorced of the modern portrayal of the romance. when selina looking for security and understanding and comfort in bruce is what drives the romance forward there's not much room to maintain her original values and guarded demeanor, if not her outright defensiveness and hostility. a lot of people look at the extensive trauma selina has experienced and argue that she deserves to be in a relationship with someone who allows her to let those walls down. this isn't incorrect in theory. but it does repeatedly ignore who she is. it's kind of like the point i was making about bruce yesterday. exploring the inherently abusive nature of robin or of bruce's right to his children in light of that fact is interesting to do, but the actual execution has rarely managed to take into account who bruce actually is

for however nice it might be for selina to let her walls down romantically and look for solace in bruce—and i say this mostly for the sake of argument, personally i would argue against its necessity—it's realistically not something she's actually going to do. at least not as willfully as she's been portrayed to. realistically she's going to make it extremely hard, which if anything is precisely the appeal. i love it when selina gives bruce a hard time. i love that it's not supposed to be easy or maybe even a possibility for him to win her over bc there's so much about his own ideological stances that's flawed and in opposition to her own. she doesn't have to be any less unrelenting in her principles and worldview for that romance between them to be compelling bc at the end of the day the entire crux of it is that against all odds bruce cares. for however wrong he thinks she might be in a given moment or in her stance against the government, he knows who she is and how hard she's fought and what she's survived and it makes him sympathetic to her because she's real. she's a wonderful character through which to explore the logical limits of bruce's self-righteousness and categorization of crime, as well as a wonderful mirror to hold up to his face as he starts to ask himself whether what he's doing is really the only means of keeping the city safe. and the novelty of it all is that you don't have to sacrifice her character for any of that to be true. writers have simply deluded themselves into believing that they have to and that's why we are where we are today

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (Ronance Duo, Max and her Mom, randomly random shit)

Pt 3

Ronance Duo

Nancy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Robin : It’s not a joke.

Robin : *sniffles*

Robin : I’m a legit snack.

(She would 🥺😢✨ and she is ✨)

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Nancy: I’m going to take you out

Robin : great, it’s a date!

Nancy: I meant that as a threat.

Robin : See you at five!

(Yes)

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Nancy: Robin ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Robin : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Nancy:

Nancy: I wrote sanitize, Robin

(welp)

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Nancy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Robin : I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

(idk why but it's canon)

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Nancy: How petty can you get?

Robin : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

(Oof, I feel like Nancy would do it more likely)

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Robin: My head hurts.

Nancy: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

(well Damn)

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Nancy: It’s dark in here

Robin : Don’t worry dude I got this

Robin : *Stomps their feet*

Robin : *Skechers light up*

(I feel like either Robin would absolutely love those shoes or she'd hate them with a passion)

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[Robin Solos]

Robin: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

(to Steve probably)

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Robin: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

(probably in the mall)

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Robin: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

(again Robin 'I'm poor' Buckley)

(I could have put them with the other Solos but I didn't think of that before.. Robin deserves a Solo solos tho lol)

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[Max and her Moms]

Nancy: *rattles doorknob* It's locked, how do we get in?

Max: Don't even worry about it, picking locks is my specialty after all-

Robin: *throws a brick through the window* Okay. Let's go.

(I love that scene so much 😍✨)

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Nancy: Where is Robin?

Max: I don't know. They left.

Nancy: What? Why?

Max: We were watching Spongebob, and they stood up and said 'life is too short' and walked out.

(now I have a headcanon of Robin not liking Spongebob... 👍)

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Max: You were hurt, what do you remember?

Nancy: Just the ambulance ride.

Max: We didn't take an ambulance, I drove us.

Nancy: But I heard a siren?

Max: That was Robin.

Robin: Sorry, I was nervous.

(the fact Robin can't drive, so Max did is so funny to me and I love it! Canon.)

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[add El]

El: I demand you to hug me.

Robin:

Nancy: That's how they ask for hugs.

Max: You'll get used to it.

(🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️)

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Nancy: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

El: *sighing* Robin's...

Robin: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Max: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

(amazing 🥺)

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[AU Camp Counselor, Enemies to Lovers Ronance]

Robin, greeting Max: Good morning!

Robin, greeting El: Good morning!

Robin, greeting Nancy: Not you. You can choke.

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Nancy, about Robin: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Max: Are we stealing them?

El: New or used?

Nancy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

(i don't even know what to say)

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Max: What did you do to your go cart?

Robin: Um, I'll let my mechanic answer that. Nancy?

Nancy: I reboarded the cylinder head, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous tank.

El: I put those stickers on!! *points at cute stickers on the cart's sides*

(El is so precious 😢✨holds gently 🤲)

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Nancy: How did none of you hear what I just said?

El: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Robin: I got distracted about halfway through.

Max: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

(just perfect 👌)

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[Camping Trip but]

*The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other*

Max: Nancy's probably running around screaming 'What's up' at plants.

Nancy, yelling at a tree: Oh, what do you want? What?!

Max: El at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.

El, down to their shorts: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?' *looks at plant* Can I eat you?

Max: And god, I just hope Robin's not dead.

Robin, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.

(I feel like this is very accurate, idk why)

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[add Chrickie (read: Crikey) lol]

Nancy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Chrissy: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Vickie: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Chrissy, learn to listen.

El: What if it bites itself and I die?

Robin: That’s voodoo.

Max: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Chrissy: That’s correlation, not causation.

El: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Robin: That’s kinky.

Nancy: Oh my God

(the last three are accurate.. Because I feel like Robin would say that (but be embarrassed after realizing she said that in front of kids) and El fits perfectly, I think)

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[Vecna stuff]

[Eddie again alive and with Vecna]

Vecna: So, I've been thinking Eddie-

Eddie: That's dangerous.

(it is dangerous, you are right Eddie)

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Chrissy: What's wrong with you?

Vecna: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

(poor Venca 🥺🖕)

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[Chrissy after Eddie was declared a murderer]

Chrissy: Why would anyone want to harm Eddie?

Vecna: Maybe because they met them?

--

Vecna: Joyce, my old friend!

Joyce: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Vecna: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

(I read somewhere that Will was trying to kill Joyce or smth while being flayed but well it was the mind flayer and not Vecna..?..But still.....will would fit better tho)

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[Jopper]

Hopper: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Joyce: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

(I feel like it's accurate? S1 ig? And S3?)

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Joyce: :)

Hopper: >:(

Joyce: Turn that frown upside down!

Hopper: ):<

Joyce: Not sure what I was expecting...

(it's them)

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[Solos]

Steve: Here's two facts about me.

Steve: 1. I hate hot people.

Steve: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

(Yeah)

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Steve: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

(this)

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Steve: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

(he would tho.. Wouldn't he?.. Idk... Feels like a him thing to say)

--

Erica: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

(Slay Queen)

--

Max: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

(well that aged badly)

--

Dustin: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

(he definitely is not an idiot)

--

Argyle: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

(Pose 📸)

--

Argyle: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Dustin's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

(He could tho...)

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[Random Dous]

Steve: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Eddie: Heck.

Steve: You're on thin fucking ice.

Steve: Oh no-

(How the turns have tabled)

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Eddie: If I run and leap at Robin, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Eddie, running towards Robin: Coming in!

Robin: No! I’m holding coffee!

Robin: *Drops coffee and catches Eddie*

(We were ROBBED 😭)

--

*Argyle is speaking on the phone*

Argyle: Yeah, I'm with Robin.

Robin: Im fucking dying-

Argyle: Yep, they're okay.

Robin: I have a knife in my chest!

Argyle: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.

Robin: IM BLEEDING OUT-

(👁️👄👁️)

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Chrissy: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Nancy: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Chrissy: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Nancy: You wouldn’t?

Chrissy: I mean, unless you want to-

(👁️👄👁️)

--

El, upon learning how Nancy did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Nancy: Well, not really.

El: You’re just a liar.

(Friends. Don't. LIEEEE)

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Nancy: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Jonathan: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Nancy: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

(probably what happened when Jonathan told her why he lied about college)

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Hopper: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Mike: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

(I didn't like but also loved their hug)

--

Hopper: You’re from Ohio, right?

Karen: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

Karen: I live in the moment.

(I feel like this should be Canon)

--

Dustin: Change is inedible.

Erica: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Dustin, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

(Love them 🥺)

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[Random Trios]

Max: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Eden: 420?

Max: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Robin: 69.

Max: Yeah it was 69.

(Eden smokes weed now tho)

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Will: What happened to Jonathan?

Robin: They died.

Will: They what?

Robin: They died, but they’re okay.

Will: …Can you please clarify?

Jonathan: Clarification is for the weak.

(I love that and it's accurate for some reason)

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Eddie, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!

El: Moose Tracks is good!

Mike: What the fuck is that!?

El: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

Mike: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Eddie and El: what?

Mike: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Eddie: You done now?

Mike: Yeah ok.

Eddie and El: ...

Mike: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

(Mike would react like that tho 👀 also El and Eddie like 👁️👄👁️)

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[AU Hellfire and Will is a new member]

Eddie: We need to distract these guys

Erica: Leave it to me

Erica: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Dustin, Lucas , and Mike: *Immediately begin arguing*

Will, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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[Random Last Thing]

Nancy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Nancy, turning to Will: Not a "bruh moment".

Nancy, turning to Erica: Not "sadge".

Nancy, turning to Steve: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

(This is canon, change my mind)

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For your most active muses at the moment!: Black, Yellow, annnnnnnnd Red!

(gonna ignore red for this one since i kinda touched on it in the last ask, if I get any more Red i'll delay the ask to Think™️ abt it and let it cook;;)

⚫ Black  - Do you think you and your muse would be friends in real life?

Robin would be an interesting fellow, so depends at what point he came into my life, haha. Basically, Yes overall. I'd probably see if he worked in a poly situation with my husband, although with Robin being a massive bitch sometimes I'd wonder how that would work out. Anytime before that, probably very close if not a slightly bumpy road. literally i have plot in mind in character for Felix to tell him to get over himself, so I imagine I'd have less patience and show tough love even sooner than that- capitalism really drives my manager/bossy side out out of self respect jfkdlsfjl lmao He's kind of Cis Gay Nonsense, the muse, even if affectionately so.

As for Xander, no, absolutely not at first. I'm very picky about how people choose to act, like You Always have a choice, dude. But supports and canon, and how other people talk to and about Xander kinda suggest that there's more to him than the surface level so....good potential. loosen up a little, buddy.

I'm a little Kamui minded, but.....he's so cheesy, I can't take it sometimes. My muse is just....lil default man is hilariously default. Absolutely friends, without a doubt, but i'd probably be laughing at him sometimes.

Pit would absolutely be my buddy~ no doubt about that. Palutena might be lightheartedly on thin ice, though. Her bullying is more funny as a character, so i might bite her IRL hdjskfhshjfs

🟡 Yellow - What is the best motivation for you to write your muse?

I like to get Pit vibes, usually when I think about existentialism, or my place in the world. I find his traits pretty similar to mine, actually. Short king, loves hot water, nerd. come to think of it, lots of responsibility too. Physical traits pretty close as well. But, like, I'm also a victim of suicidal ideation and extreme isolation, which was right when I got the game in the mail from a BFF, add two plus two on that one. But, also, when i wanna nerd out and get reminded of his existence, hell yeah i'll put this Mr. Sunshine on my dash.

As for Robin, the fucker invited himself into my life. He writes himself, I did not expect, or even plan to have him on my blog, ever. Like, psychologically speaking, I know where he draws from and his themes, though. Coming out, substance usage, navigating general relationships, Dragons and Daddy issues, and the gay community in general. Robin is a character who, coincidentally, I have a lot in common with, so how i got a default version is beyond me;;; Bonus points for localization, You could probably tell, but @lueurxtactique mun and I are always comparing our muses' portrayal, and how Americanized Robin ended up, with canonical differences and implications from the OG Japanese with Reflet there. A fair amount of some of this is how Robin is a very masculine character, who may struggle some with internalized toxic masculinity, compare to Reflet who is more boyish, and picked on for being childish. I could write a literal whole series of headcanon posts contrasting the two, it's interesting cultural and characterization shit!

But, I'm actually demotivated a lot of the time, because he can be very embarrassing and personal to write; He's a muse that literally demands self-indulgence to write out his musings. He's the one with the crush on kitty first, so him having two primary love interests and being so fixated is like....Buddy. Dude. Babe. Please don't make me grab the water bottle; But it's usually when I can't take it anymore and notice it's been like 5 years since when the musing was supposed to take place, and i'm like....okay, alright, time to stop putting this off.

I love my boy! I keep intending to do a starter call, so mooties muses can get to know him, he's just kind of a loner and the timing for starter calls is tricky, people have to actually.........See them. lmfao. But yeah! high muse!