#let's not forget the time sosu deadass just meows at someone too. in complete seriousness.

[synthmama]

Also you guys should really be thanking me for watering down the complete shitheadedness of the Sole Survivor when they canonically say shit like: 

"I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni pizzas and a calzone, name is 'Fuck you.'"

"Eddie! It's me, your old pal, Shamus McFuckYourself!"

"Unless it's "keep-dumb-assholes-away-from-me" insurance, I'm not interested."

"Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? 'Igor, fetch me the brain!’“

"I don't have time for a dick-measuring contest. What do you actually want?"

"It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs. They turned... Carnivorous."

“Here’s your headline: Local Woman Says No.’“

(to Nick) “What, the great Clockwork Dick is stumped?”