#let's just say it's the jerry springer show of natural disasters and OSHA violations | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nachosncheezies · 1 year ago

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LPT: if you ever think something on your fave show is over the top or too crazy pls watch a bit of 9 1 1. UNHINGED. EVERY EPISODE CRAZIER THAN THE LAST. This a whole three-ring circus of improbabilities!!!!

#seriously how many times can the entirety of los angeles be apocalyptically rekt #don't misunderstand i aint tryin to be disrespectful to the show or its fanbase #BUT #let's just say it's the jerry springer show of natural disasters and OSHA violations #the national enquirer of building code violations #the magnetic refrigerator poetry version of things going catastrophically wrong #i used to wonder how many times kiefer sutherland's daughter could possibly be kidnapped in 24 hours #i was but a babe in the woods #turns out not even the sky is the limit #in fact if youre a first responder on 9 1 1. watch out! because the very sky itself might soon be literally falling on your head. somehow.

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