#let's hear it for the FATHERfuckers of the world today
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In the spirit of a late father's day: Nikodemus is dilf4dilf. All you hard working present dads out there going through the taxing, nerve-wracking journey of child rearing, he'll gladly volunteer to relieve that stress 💕
#[rings bell] daddy dick-down services!#mommy too of course. milf/dilf but make it gn all parents welcome.#ok fr#as a rule of thumb being good with children makes someone instantly and infinitely more competent and attractive in his eyes#when flayanaboss said 'i got your daddy cuffed up like he undercover'??#when rupaul said 'now they call me mother'?#💅💅💅#let's hear it for the FATHERfuckers of the world today#/usft#𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 ‒ nikodemus ║ ISMS
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i found the following content in the library’s trash can (some bits here and there were intelligible, so i tried my best to reimagine and capture the soul of the artist -who shall remain anonymous- to then let it out there):
dear mom and dad,
happy fucking wholidays
if you read this, know that you made yet another bad decision
-but it’s ok, guys, i’ve come to realize that we all make them and then leave them out in the world-
wait, what was that?
why? you asked, why a bad decision?
hmm
okay, so don’t panic, but i’m pretty sure this graph paper you’re holding reeks of 8 years of bad luck
-hey, the simple fact that i’m writing this thinking you could read it, makes it plausible for you to believe in that-
but, really, can’t you smell it?
no, wait, that’s ann-margret’s mom famous turkey!
oh, how lit and dope
ha ha ha ho ho ho
i don’t know ann
i mean, i know her as well as i know you
but, hey, at least she’s here
in the library
talking to her bestie
-and she’s been doing so for the past 20 frickin’ minutes-
i can see them
and hear them
they won’t shut the fuck up
but it’s ok, ha ha, what jolly times these are to celebrate and ignore flaws and laws!
-except if the person talking had been yo boy here; i would have already been kicked out by our most caring and joyful and wonderful sylvia -
hey, but i’m in a good mood today
seriously
word
and i think this helps
writing this
even when i can’t understand a single word of anything that i just wrote
i’m giving you a piece of my mind on this piece of paper
shitty piece of paper, i know, but it was all i got and, plus, i thought you didn’t deserve any better
maybe not, i don’t know, truth is i asked ann, she gave it to me
from her pink notebook
maybe that’s why i’ve not been inclined to tell her to shut her mouth
she was kind
and she is also the product of her colorful circumstances
i might be wrong
but i’ve been told that i’m entitled to have an opinion
and anger issues
i’ve also been told that i can’t just stay there
look, see the picture i’m sending along?
yes, ignore the fact that it looks like something that someone ripped from a library’s book
look at it
what do you see?
you’re entitled to have your own opinion
i myself think it’s silly and beautiful and meaningless and that it resonates
christmas in the desert
that’s my title for it
or fur your sun
pretty rad landscape, don’t you think?
there’s no one, and pretty much nothing there
-just a rabbit, a painted rabbit, a black rabbit, or the shadow of a rabbit-
it already feels... empty, and yet right
a world full of possibilities
for greatness and nothingness
it’s what i’ve known all my life, really
sand and snow
now i know that nothing really grows under those conditions
and that’s... that’s it, really
i wasn’t pushed in the right direction
and i wasn’t given any practical tools
but i’ve got legs that move and keep looking for my way
a way
and, fyi, this was not meant to be a way to reach out to you guys
-don’t get excited, or scared, fatherfuckers-
not entirely
in order to keep moving
i need to let go of all the things that i think you both represent
i’m entitled to have an opinion, like i said
and i’m entitled to be wrong
it hasn’t been until i’ve fully understood that
that i’ve come to realize that you have that right too
it’s not easy for anyone
this being alive thing
but some have it harder than others
and i’m done blaming others, and you -mainly you- without many times realizing it
i’m taking responsibility for my actions
i’m trying
the facts are that i can’t control shit of what have already happened or of what will happen to me
i can face me
and then face you
and then keep moving
i don’t know
i might be wrong
Published on YABORCOTI (Your Awful But Okay Really Corner On The Internet) by okyle90
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i found the following content in the library’s trash can (some bits here and there were intelligible, so i tried my best to reimagine and capture the soul of the artist -who shall remain anonymous- to then let it out there):
dear mom and dad,
happy fucking wholidays
if you read this, know that you made yet another bad decision
-but it’s ok, guys, i’ve come to realize that we all make them and then leave them out in the world-
wait, what was that?
why? you asked, why a bad decision?
hmm
okay, so don’t panic, but i’m pretty sure this graph paper you’re holding reeks of 8 years of bad luck
-hey, the simple fact that i’m writing this thinking you could read it, makes it plausible for you to believe in that-
but, really, can’t you smell it?
no, wait, that’s ann-margret’s mom famous turkey!
oh, how lit and dope
ha ha ha ho ho ho
i don’t know ann
i mean, i know her as well as i know you
but, hey, at least she’s here
in the library
talking to her bestie
-and she’s been doing so for the past 20 frickin’ minutes-
i can see them
and hear them
they won’t shut the fuck up
but it’s ok, ha ha, what jolly times these are to celebrate and ignore flaws and laws!
-except if the person talking had been yo boy here; i would have already been kicked out by our most caring and joyful and wonderful sylvia -
hey, but i’m in a good mood today
seriously
word
and i think this helps
writing this
even when i can’t understand a single word of anything that i just wrote
i’m giving you a piece of my mind on this piece of paper
shitty piece of paper, i know, but it was all i got and, plus, i thought you didn’t deserve any better
maybe not, i don’t know, truth is i asked ann, she gave it to me
from her pink notebook
maybe that’s why i’ve not been inclined to tell her to shut her mouth
she was kind
and she is also the product of her colorful circumstances
i might be wrong
but i’ve been told that i’m entitled to have an opinion
and anger issues
i’ve also been told that i can’t just stay there
look, see the picture i’m sending along?
yes, ignore the fact that it looks like something that someone ripped from a library’s book
look at it
what do you see?
you’re entitled to have your own opinion
i myself think it’s silly and beautiful and meaningless and that it resonates
christmas in the desert
that’s my title for it
or fur your sun
pretty rad landscape, don’t you think?
there’s no one, and pretty much nothing there
-just a rabbit, a painted rabbit, a black rabbit, or the shadow of a rabbit-
it already feels... empty, and yet right
a world full of possibilities
for greatness and nothingness
it’s what i’ve known all my life, really
sand and snow
now i know that nothing really grows under those conditions
and that’s... that’s it, really
i wasn’t pushed in the right direction
and i wasn’t given any practical tools
but i’ve got legs that move and keep looking for my way
a way
and, fyi, this was not meant to be a way to reach out to you guys
-don’t get excited, or scared, fatherfuckers-
not entirely
in order to keep moving
i need to let go of all the things that i think you both represent
i’m entitled to have an opinion, like i said
and i’m entitled to be wrong
it hasn’t been until i’ve fully understood that
that i’ve come to realize that you have that right too
it’s not easy for anyone
this being alive thing
but some have it harder than others
and i’m done blaming others, and you -mainly you- without many times realizing it
i’m taking responsibility for my actions
i’m trying
the facts are that i can’t control shit of what have already happened or of what will happen to me
i can face me
and then face you
and then keep moving
i don’t know
i might be wrong
Published on YABORCOTI (Your Awful But Okay Really Corner On The Internet) by okyle90
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