#let's fucking goooooooooooooooo

[chdarling-tle]

James ran. He ran faster than he’d ever run in his whole life. He hurtled out the door of the apothecary, slamming it shut with his wand as he went, lest the others try to follow him into the fray. He weaved and dodged through spell and smoke, flinging up a shield charm just as a masked man raised his wand — the curse hit the invisible barrier in a cascade of sparks. James paid it no mind. Kept going. Distantly, he was aware of someone shouting at him through all the chaos, recognized adult figures that weren’t masked or dressed in black — he ignored them all. Only one thought filled his brain, drowning out everything else amidst this swirling hurricane — only one word, one idea, one purpose commanded his mind’s eye: Lily.

He was nearly to the bookshop, just a few more paces. The fire was growing — roaring, spitting, spreading; it circled the shop like a snake about to squeeze its prey. If he didn’t make it through, the shop would be cut off — and Lily trapped inside.

A burst of heat blossomed behind him; he pushed harder, ran faster.

Skid of heel against cobblestone; air hot with smoke and ash. He slipped through the circle of fire just as it closed upon itself, a flaming ouroboros. James paused for half a second to catch his breath, sweat pearling on his brow in the heat of the blaze. Then the fiery snake flicked its tail, and a wall of flame crashed into the shop.

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[weepingwitch]

healthcare ceo down celebratory image dot png

[teddybeartoji]

I’m not the same anon but now I’m interested who are your top five woman

1. utahime & shoko 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

2. abby anderson 🔨

3. elizabeth swann 😁

4. megan thee stallion<333

5. sevika 🫦

6. tumblr user tojilvrs:33

7. my oc 😁

[fishiecomics]

GG STANDS FOR GREYGERY

[petrowriting]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ON AMAZON PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!

[leviathanlies]

Excuse me did they just show elden ring and dark souls are in the same universe ?????

[shishi-neraoiba]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Divorced go go!!! Comic drafting in process :3

This comic will be light-hearted, Decepticon centric slice of life, with a tone similar to the Telegram manga. Sets after TFES season 2.

"The war is never over..."

(The Soundwave Asks [still ongoing, please be patient~~ > <] take place before this comic. Hope to see you soon again!!)

Relationships in TFES Go! Go!: Wavewave, Megastar, Megasound, (some confused/onsided Megashock), other minor relationships, and ⚠spoiler!!!⚠ eventual OT4 ;]

[sillyzlaurr]

WHAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I MISS TENNA"

TENNA IS FUCKING REAL NOW

[ritzu]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[orishya-buyce]

GUYS I-

TEMUERA MORRISON IS GONNA STAR AS CAPTAIN REX IN AHSOKA

LOSING MY MIND AHHHHHHHH

[kcdodger]

WHOA

"Shit... One, come look at this" a red, masked scavenger points towards the main gate. The Chieftain has returned, and she comes bearing gifts – the abundance of food, and momentary respite from these damned flying skewer machines. Corpses of two king vultures are thrown to the ground, they will feed the Metropolis tribe for a couple of cycles.

One squints their eyes and shakes their head. "Unbelievable. You'd think she would slow down after a decade of reign. You know, Four joked the other day that every time she goes out hunting, they hope that a vulture stabs her to death. For good. I understand their frustration. We're not getting any younger..." This hits a nerve. Three's frills fan out on its back. "You think she does that to send a message? To keep us in line?" they let a rushed whisper out of their knotted throat.

One leans onto a spear, lowering their own voice. "I hardly know what goes through that diseased mind of hers. One cycle she claims to «not give a fuck», the next – she kills vultures, clears our trading routes, brings food. If we are to take her place, something needs to happen first. An opportunity. We have the skills now, we are just waiting for the Chieftain to make a mistake".

Three scoffs. "Ha... I envy your confidence, One. The Beast casually drags over two vulture corpses, and yet still you claim that bringing her down is a matter of time. I'm tired of waiting. Imagine challenging her now, it's a fight to the death even if all four of us did it. Say, this cycle is coming to a close, let's just stab her when she sleeps?" the red scavenger chuckles as they make a repeating stabbing gesture.

One turns their head, squinting annoyingly at their friend. "Three, I know you are the hot-headed one. Keep your emotions in check. Have patience. We have invested so much time into this, we can't screw it up now..."

The black scavenger gets up slowly, takes off their mask, and starts heading towards a shelter. "After hibernation, we're going out for an extended patrol. We'll be collecting tributes around the garbage areas. I want to talk to all of you about our future plans, too. Don't be late."

[woeismywaffle]

EY

YO.

[onewingedangels]

I'M FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[awful-rat]

OKAMI SEQUEL ANNOUNCED ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN GME. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bottommarcothephoenixenjoyer]

WE GOT HIM! WE FUCKING GOT HIM FINALLYYYYYYY!!!!

FUCK THE NIKADOR BOSS BATTLE! YOU CAN FUCKING SUCK IT!!

FUCK the Nikador boss battle. This is such bullshit. What the fuck are we supposed to do when the phase 2 attack oneshots every fucking character even if we destroy the pillars?!?!?!?!?! This is so fucking stupid and worthless. Are we supposed to just switch to casual mode? What in the actual fuck? Fuck you, Mihoyo. Winning the Hoolay boss battle felt fucking amazing, like we were on top of the world, but this fight is a worthless fucking slog and it looks like we're going to have to just switch to casual mode because fuck me ig. omfg

[codecicle-archive]

MY MOM JUST BOUGHT ME THE PATREON WAR IS OVER