#let's be real tho dante signed the adoption papers as soon as he finished that first job with patty
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Patty: Hey, Mom.
Nina: Yeah, Honey?
Patty: Do demons give weapons to their... friends?
--- Earlier that Day ---
Dante: Hey Brat, gotcha a new toy.
Patty: ... Dante. Is this Abigail... as a devil arm?
Dante: Oh,*laughs* yeah. I've been saving it for ya. Happy 18th, Pattycake!
Patty: ???¿¿¿???
---
Nina: Not really. There are mating gifts, but weapons tend to be reserved for 'coming of age' ceremonies for their children.
Patty: oh.... OH!
#nina realized what dante did a few seconds later#our boi is in for quite the conversation with the lowells i tell u#let's be real tho dante signed the adoption papers as soon as he finished that first job with patty#and now she has to deal with his uncleanness and his horrible demonic parent instincts#demon instincts go brrrr#it's pretty much explained in post#dmc#dmc 5#devil may cry incorrect quotes#incorrect devil may cry#devil may cry#dmc dante#dmc patty#dmc headcanons
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