#let my crackheads regress

[bestchar-imagines]

Masterlist

Long post under the cut.

There are NSFW posts, but I do not accept NSFW anymore. If you want NSFW, request on my NSFW account, that is EXCLUSIVELY FOR V3 (sorry), 11nsfwv3. Requests are closed there for now, however.

Kokichi-

Kokichi holding his S/O’s hand for the first time

Kokichi with a S/O who has ‘crackhead energy’

Yandere!Kokichi with an affectionate S/O

Yandere!Nagito and yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who was neglected

Kokichi stealing his S/O’s hoodie

Who the boys main in Mario Kart

The boys reacting to their S/O sleeping in their lap during freetime

Kokichi with a lazy S/O

Kokichi with a Fem!S/O who gives him a cool-down hug

Yandere!Pregame Kokichi Headcanons

Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi’s favorite memes (including links)

Kokichi with a S/O who’s extremely sensitive

Pregame!Kokichi with a Stotic Male S/O

Domestic Fluff Kokichi

Kokichi with a S/O who’s shorter then him

Kokichi with a S/O who’s good at detecting his lies

Kokichi with a S/O who likes messing with his hair

Kokichi and Nagito falling for someone extremely smart

Kokichi trying to visit his S/O but their cats won’t let him

Kokichi with a S/O who’s an artist and wants to paint nudes

Yandere!Kokichi who catches his darling trying to k//ll themselves after he punished her

Kokichi Fluff

Kokichi with a S/O who has a cute laugh he loves

Kokichi with a fem!S/O who age regresses

Kokichi with a Dom!Fem!S/O headcanons

General Female!Kokichi fluff and kissing headcanons with a Fem!S/O

Nagito and Kokichi reacting to their S/O squeezing their ass and acting like they did nothing

Kokichi with a S/O who often only wears underwear and a shirt

Kokichi comforting his S/O after a panic attack because of the doctor

Kokichi’s Black!S/O who forces him to try soul food

Yandere!Kokichi with a Fem!S/O who pulls him into marshmallow hell

Yandere!Kokichi seeing his S/O being bullied

Yandere!Kokichi with a S/O that has the personality of pregame!Kokichi

Submissive!Kokichi x a Dominate!S/O

Yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who’s feeling sick

Yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who cooperates and falls in love with him (GIF EYESTRAIN)

Kokichi seeing his shy S/O crying

What is angry sex with Yandere!Kokichi like?

Yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who escapes, but is found 4 hours later

Yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who likes his punishments

Kokichi reacting to his S/O sleeping naked

Kokichi reacting to his Sub!S/O going into subdrop

Kokichi with a S/O who acts really tough but when someone raises their voice at them they get upset

Yandere!Kokichi reacting to his S/O committing s/icide to escape

Kokichi with a kind, childish and short (3′8) reader

Kokichi with a Fem!Ultimate seducer S/O

Kokichi with a S/O who likes being tied up and blind folded

Kokichi with a Fem!S/O who puts herself into dangerous/fun situations on purpose

Kokichi with a S/O who likes being spanked

Kokichi with a S/O who just had their wisdom teeth taken out

Kokichi seeing his Fem!S/O in lingerie

Kokichi with a S/O who’s in a marching band

Yandere Kokichi reacting to his S/O completely dissociating after a punishment

General yandere Kokichi headcanons

General Yandere!Kokichi head canons part 2

Kokichi with a future S/O who stands up to Miu when he’s insulting her, which makes him talk to you the same way he talks to Miu

Kokichi reacting to his S/O getting into a physical fight with Miu

Kokichi with a Fem!S/O who has a dirty talk and orgasm denial kink

Pregame Kokichi x a shy, clingy reader who stands up for him

Vampire!Kokichi x Human!Reader

Kokichi with a S/O who’s torso is sensitive (small flash warning for gif)

Kokichi with a S/O who wears platform shoes so nobody knows how short they are

Kokichi and his S/O going to a Halloween party

Kokichi x his S/O who wins him a stuffed animal

Kokichi with a S/O who’s exactly like him but likes strawberry Panta and fights with daggers.

General NSFW headcanons w/ a Fem!S/O

Easily flustered Kokichi x reader

Kokichi with a Fem!Reader who’s sensitive in her ‘areas’

Kokichi and his future male!s/o following their strings

Kokichi with an easily flustered S/O

Kokichi looking up his Fem!S/O’s skirt.

Kokichi teaching his S/O how to skate

Pregame!Kokichi seeing his Fem!Delinquent!S/O’s wounds after a fight with her father

Kokichi with a S/O who panics during a party

Kokichi and his S/O slow dancing

Kokichi finding out his upbeat S/O has depression

Kokichi comforting his Black!S/O who dealt with racism

Kokichi with a S/O who’s ahoge reacts to their feelings

Pregame!Kokichi with a Fem!Delinquent S/O who stands up for him.

Tsundere!Kokichi x Reader

Kokichi with a Tsundere!S/O

Yandere!Kokichi’s shrine of a Fem!S/O

Pregame!Kokichi playing basketball with his S/O

Kokichi with a S/O who leaves love letters on his door because of being insecure.

Kokichi reacting to his S/O waking up from a coma.

Kokichi and his S/O going to the beach

Kokichi with an Asexual S/O

Kokichi with a SHSL Cartoonist who’s a dork

Pregame!Kokichi x Reader

Kokichi with a flat chested S/O

Kokichi with a S/O who talks alone because of a stutter

Kokichi overhearing you and Rantaro.

Kokichi with an Ultimate Sweetheart S/O.

Kokichi with a S/O who’s sensitive to noise.

Kokichi with a touch starved S/O.

Kokichi with a curvy and busty Fem!S/O

Kokichi with a S/O who catches him off guard.

Kokichi with a S/O who walks in on him coming out of the shower.

Kokichi accidentally killing his S/O

Kokichi with a S/O who says I love you for the first time.

Kokichi walking in on his S/O changing

Kokichi running in on his intelligent S/O crying.

Kokichi coming home to see an injured S/O

Kokichi with a S/O AFAB coming out as Non-Binary.

Enemies to Lovers

Kokichi x Motherly!Reader

Kokichi with a S/O who cries a lot.

Kokichi with a Fem!S/O that pulls him into marshmallow hell

Kokichi with a S/O who talks about their favorite show often.

Kokichi x Lucky student!Reader

Kokichi x Bullied!Reader

Kokichi x Autistic!Reader

Kokichi x Stoic!Reader

Tired!Kokichi x reader

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Nagito-

Soft!Yandere!Nagito with a shy and scared darling

Yandere!Nagito and yandere!Kokichi with a S/O who was neglected

Who the boys main in Mario Kart

Nagito Comforting his Crying S/O

The boys reacting to their S/O sleeping in their lap during freetime

Nagito in marshmallow hell

Nagito walking in on his S/O changing

Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi’s favorite memes (including links)

Kokichi and Nagito falling for someone extremely smart

Yandere Nagito punishment headcanons

Nagito with a Fem!S/O who constantly overstimulates him

Yandere!Nagito with a Yandere!Darling who kidnaps him first

General Yandere Nagito headcanons

Nagito with a S/O who likes to help him

Nagito with a S/O who age regresses

Nagito with a S/O who disapproves of his self-degrading comments

Nagito and Kokichi reacting to their S/O squeezing their ass and acting like they did nothing

How would Yandere!Nagito fall in love with his darling?

Nagito with a S/O who feeds him while he’s tied up

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Shuichi-

General Yandere!Shuichi Headcanons

Who the boys main in Mario Kart

The boys reacting to their S/O sleeping in their lap during freetime

Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi’s favorite memes (including links)

Waking up with Shuichi

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Yandere Alphabet-

Pregame!Kokichi with the first 12 letters of the Yandere!Alphabet

Kokichi for the Yandere!Alphabet

E, F, G, H, and O with Rantaro on the Yandere!Alphabet

Nagito with the full yandere alphabet

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Fluff Alphabet-

Full fluff alphabet with Yandere!Nagito

Yandere!Shuichi Fluff Alphabet

Full fluff alphabet for Himiko

Full Fluff alphabet for Byakuya

Full fluff alphabet with Ryoma

Kazuichi with the entire fluff alphabet

Makoto with the full fluff alphabet

The entire Fluff Alphabet with Pregame!Shuichi

Toko with the full fluff alphabet

Shuichi with the entire fluff alphabet

Full fluff alphabet for Yandere!Kokichi

F, E, and W for Nagito and Kaito.

Full fluff alphabet for Komaeda (besides F,E,W)

Korekiyo with the entire fluffabet

Kokichi with the full fluff alphabet

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NSFW Alphabet-

Full alphabet for Makoto Naegi

Full alphabet with Kaede

Full alphabet with Pregame!Shuichi

Full Alphabet for Kiibo

Full alphabet for Yandere!Kokichi

Full alphabet for Gundham

Full alphabet for Chihiro

Full alphabet with Byakuya

Full alphabet for Nagito

Full alphabet for Rantaro

Full alphabet for Izuru

Full alphabet for Shuichi (besides B, F, E, Z, A, C, D, I, J, O, U, V)

B, F, E, Z with Shuichi

A, C, D, I, J, O, U, V with Shuichi

Full alphabet for Kaito

Full alphabet for Kokichi (besides J, H, O, A, B, D, E, I, M, N, P, S, U, V, X, Y)

B, D, E, I, M, N, P, S, U, V, X and Y for Kokichi

Kokichi with J, H, O and A

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Yandere Prompts-

Yandere Prompt 1 With Nagito

Yandere Prompt 50 for Nagito (sequel to yan promp 1)

Yandere Prompt 21 with Kokichi

Shuichi with Yandere Prompt 46

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Fluff Prompts-

15 with Yandere Kokichi

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NSFW Prompts-

3, 44, and 50 with Yandere!Kokichi

83 with Nagito

19 with Nagito

2 for Kokichi

Kokichi with 76

49, 41, 71 with Kokichi

22 with Nagito

79 with Kokichi

[hermanosreyes]

coco being your best friend would include...

a/n: here is an anology for all of you tranq is my father, coco is my best friend. i just need to be coco’s fucking best friend and be his emotional rock ?? so here’s a list of hc that i made with @juniperjane just so you can all have a small insight to our late night conversations when i can’t sleep

okay so let’s get this straight you and coco are both hot messes but you’re different types of hot messes it’s all about the balance 

just imagine this like you’re having your stupid conversations and bishop is just there giving you the oddest look and is just like ???

and you’re like “look bish it’s all about the balance”

coco: sets his hand out steady and is like “you see this, imagine a see-saw and it’s my hand. perfectly. balanced”

continues to get odd looks from everyone 

okay but hotmesses but in different ways 

hot mess a la coco: 

you help him with laundry because he would leave all his clothes until the last minute, throw everything into the washer and ruin clothes and you’re just like... w t f 

so now it’s to the point where you’re just like “it’s laundry day, bitch, get over here” and he’s like “oh noOoOo you don’t have to help me...”

and you’re like “just pick up the fucking pizzas and get over here 

you had to break it to him that you don’t wash dishes by haphazardly throwing them into the dish washer, pouring in laundry detergent and hoping for the best

you: constantly reminds him that you’re the reason he has clothes to wear and don’t smell like shit 

you: look at me, coco. you are fucking good enough. okay? 

hot mess a la you: 

you: coco the car made a noise, fix it 

you: so there’s either a demon or a mouse in my garage anyways i’m outside your house move the pizza boxes off the couch 

you: i just watched a scary movie, anyways, do you think taza could perform an exorcism or...

you: panics 

coco: grabs you by the shoulder “hey look at me. just look at me. breath, preciosa. breath”

okay but the conversations that would come out of this friendship would be second to none

philosophical conversations when neither of you can sleep, it’s three in the morining and you just need to get out of your head

you texting him: you up? 

him: duh omw to get you 

going out to the desert and laying out under the stars. i just imagine like him laying and you laying across him with your head on his stomach/chest

just contemplating everything in the world, contemplating your life, telling stories, getting things off your chest, probably crying. 

or 

the most crackhead conversations you could ever have

if you were a sandwhich what sandwhich would you be?

if you were a breakfast item what breakfast item would you be?

you settle on he’s a danish and you’re a croissant just accept it 

“shut the fuck up you dense ass danish head”

you: you’re the danish to my croissant 

tranq: but ...??? danishes??? and croissants ??? don’t go together???

you and coco: e x a c t l y

then you assinging breakfasts to everyone else 

tranq: full english breakfast

riz: acai bowl

gilly: breakfast burrito 

angel: “wait what am i?”

you: “dumb bitch juice smoothie, next”

coco snorting in laughter 

okay this is a part of another hc that she made but coco is a doodler

this bitch doodles on everything legit everything

when he’s anxious af or like regressing into himself and can’t find paper you offer your arm for him to doodle on 

can you imagine... one day where you save the doodle on your arm and get it turned into a tattoo

showing it to coco for the first time 

coco: bitch don’t you shower

you: -_- bitch im the reason YOU shower, no you dense ass danish head this is a TATTOO

but he’s obsessed with it and is now giving you napkins and napkins of doodles for your next tattoo

imagine the sleepovers and the hangouts you would have

you said move the pizza boxes off the couch but he wouldn’t ever let you sleep on the fucking couch

you always have the bed but tbh you both end up falling asleep on the bed together because you are each other’s cuddlebugs 

COCO AS THE LITTLE SPOON after like begging him to let you and him trying to scoff it off as he is too tough for this shit

but once you let him and he’s like running your hands through his hair hes like is this??? love he’s never had anyone hold him ... melts against you

but coco also likes being the big spoon and holding you and like protecting you because you’re his emotional r o c k 

but also random hang outs where you’re at home and he just walks in with blunts and like capri suns and he’s like “get ready to party croissant face”

and by party i mean watch alien shows as you sit there paranoid and high af 

protective best friend coco okay fight me

he would be one to use his voice more than his hands but hell for fucking sure throw hands 

and just ??? can i be his best friend pls???

and s o much more

[my-cat-is-my-only-friend]

Good Morning World

I can’t seem to sleep past 6 AM. I think that has to do with the fact that my alarm still goes off at 6 AM every morning. I need to change that. 

I quit H&R Block. I think everything that happened really put things into perspective. What do I have to lose? Money? I already have great job prospects. And to be honest, I needed some time off. Is Hurricane Hill Farm enough money to support me long term? Absolutely not. But it’s enough to get me by for a while.

I’m still considering moving to Hawaii with CJ. I already found an apartment we both like. As exciting as it may seem, I’m scared. Not of moving. I’ve moved so many times that I really don’t care anymore. I’m scared of leading him on too much. I know different people cope with breakups in different ways. I want time with myself. I want to re-learn myself, because I am not who I was before I met Sam.

I was thinking about that last night as I was falling asleep. Both of us are different people now. Thinking about it that way is really helping. I am changed because of everything that happened in that relationship. He no longer knows who I am, and the reverse is also true. I just have to keep reminding myself of that. He didn’t learn all of me. He learned the version of me that came out in that relationship, and most of that was fueled by fear. 

Blogging seems to help. A lot. The more I write, the more I realize things I don’t think I ever would’ve. The way I see it, every post is a blank canvas and the words are my brush strokes. I am creating a beautiful masterpiece full of raw emotion. 

I haven’t written any poetry. The words just aren’t coming to me yet. I found out the hard was, you can’t force poetry. You wait for something to move you. 

Maybe that’s why I want to go to HI so badly. It’s such a dramatic change of scenery, and maybe I’m hoping the sun and sand will fill all the holes that got left behind. Maybe I’m hoping that my life will be so different that everything in NH will become a distant memory. 

Honestly, I don’t know what’s going to happen. I know I have a roommate if I want to move. CJ really just wants to know someone when he moves. There really isn’t anything special about me, he’s just exploiting my adventurous spirit. 

That’s one thing Sam never really got to see. I was so tired between trying to juggle everything in my life that I had nothing left for spontaneity. 

I think we both grew from that relationship. I know now I can’t let fear rule my life. Bad things happen when I do. I genuinely don’t know if he progressed or regressed. He was open and vulnerable with me (or as much as he could be), and in his eyes I’m sure I hurt him. I hope he can trust people still. 

This is where Sami would say “you’re such a cancer”. After everything, I still worry that Sam doesn’t have an outlet. Does he have someone he can be completely transparent with? Has he resorted to drinking, or even sleeping around? He would always say those activities would make him feel empty. Everything in me says I need to be there for him. There is literally no way I can be there for him, but everything in me says I need to try. I can’t, and I won’t try, but oh how I want to. I’m classic for this. I get my heartbroken, and I still want to be there to support whoever broke my heart. Some people think it’s because I just want to be close to them. It’s not. All I want to do is distance myself, because that’s what protects me until I’ve healed. But every instinct tells me that they need someone there. And when I know they never really had anyone, that’s where my mind wants to insert me. It blew up in my face with Hayden (though I do still check in on them every now and again). It blew up in my face with Nico, but I still talk to him. I worry about people. That’s what I do. It’s my specialty. I need to stop, but I can’t its apart of me, and if someone doesn’t like it, they can walk away... as I walk behind them asking them to tell me about their childhood trauma. 

That’s my toxic trait. That, among many things.

I started writing this at 7:25 AM and now it’s 7:45. Time to get started thinking about what I’m gonna do for the day.

P.S. I’m going on a spontaneous road trip literally this weekend to go see someone in NY. I’m excited. I may die, because I’ve never met them IRL but they seem cool and they called me a crackhead and said I give strong cray aunt vibes. So that's cool. If I die, oh well. At least then I can be happy.

[fieldnotesconfidential]

How Can We Appease Them?

*from the other room* The NeoNazi Crackhead Army we’ve worked so hard to corral like the cattle that they are seem to keep responding with aggression as a way to insight fear and anger in other people. They also attempt to belittle and emotionally abuse people as a way to... honestly? The whole process is like watching a child try to tie their own shoes for the first time.

🐲If you ignore it/them it usually dissipates. That’s how any animal without the ability to understand responds if threatened, to a real or imagined threat. If you are kind they just take advantage though so ignore coldly. They are finally starting to catch on that they are on the verge of extinction FOR. REAL. Of course you would be scared or angry if in that position. Just let them slowly come to accept their fate and try not to point out their shortcomings or call them stup...🐲

Don’t even say the word. Also, just a tip for you, stupidity has kept me alive all this time, it’s amazing!

🐲Is it?🐲

*from the other room* Okay, well they will all self-destruct sooner than later or we can fall back on the back up plans to cleanse the area. The virus and drug we introduced back in the early 2010’s is already at work. Our friends in the Middle East and places I am not liberty to fully discuss have been more than patient and kind in working through this issue. It is embarrassing how far humanity has regressed but there’s some hope for the future.

🐲I’m just focusing on the next sting.🐲

*from the other room* You can’t just go on a homeless killing spree because you weren’t successful in killing all the other times. Besides, you’re probably just going to feel bad and give everyone hugs!

🐲Yeah but during the hug I will just plant a controlled substance on them then call my friends at the sta...🐲

Then the jails will fill up. There has to be another way!

🐲Okay, so just murder.🐲

*from the other room* Goddammit, have some semblance of strategy! Please?

We will.

🐲Fine.🐲

*from the other room* Isn’t it weird that if this were a true story the area is so devistated by a lack of not only formal education but a lack of people who have the ability to reason above just the baseline needed to keep basic body processes alive this would simply actually play out?

🐲I’m telling you. They cannot help it. That’s all they know.🐲

[somedaypast-thesunset]

I told him its very dangerous to stop my drugs out of the blue and its not medically advisable.

He didn't reply.

So I guess that's my answer? It's been several hours now.

I hate everyone but one friend. The original friend. Whom I have probably given and shown the most respect. We are open and honest with each other and she really cares.

She told me that she had to learn to curb her empathy because she really wanted to fix all these things for me but she couldn't and that hurt her and she had to learn to help instead of fix and helping is sometimes just listening.

She said once a friend told her that like they were concerned and didn't know how to help and she told them that I need space to vent.

And that really means alot to me to have that advocacy. It's not like omg I know it's so hard - it's that what you can do is just listen. And yeah my shit is heavier than most. That's my life. I live that.

And like honestly I think I would feel alot better if I knew people were listening instead of fixing. I need to say things about my life. I NEED to. For what seemed like 100 years of silence please for the love of god let me just say something about it. Let me feel my feelings.

I am unique like every individual is and no one but me lived what I personally lived so no one but me can decide how to feel about it. Both positive and negative.

And I used to be....

K honestly I was going into a thing about my mother's death and how over it I am and this bitch died June 20th. All the dates kill me. Like 9 years on and 100% went more crazy subconsciously because this is the time. I forgot about it and next year is 10 fucking years! AN ENTIRE DECADE HAS GONE BY SINCE SHE EXISTED ON THIS PLSNET. wow.

That's like a new feeling. I really feel ways about it. Like.. First I'm shocked / in disbelief as I am always. I'm never not in disbelief that this is my life. I cannot believe both of them are dead. I really can't. But TEN YEARS - fuck me. One day I will have had more years without her than with her. She's just a memory. She's not even my mother. I don't have one. I feel like I just emerged at this age from the womb of the infected pieces of the earth. I'm just pus incarnate.

My father's birthday is next week. He would've been old. I don't even care what age, he would've been old. And will only "would've been" even older as years past so it's just this day, this marker of time which I have to choose whether or not to do anything for.

I'm not doing well I kind of took 5 steps forward 2 steps back. Not that I can really count but this is how I feel. I made progress but I'm regressing hard and fast and it's upsetting but I can't be upset because it just hastens the process so here I am pretending everything is cool but it's not cool. When I put pretty pictures on social media, people react but when I reach out for connection, I get so little back. I just.. Don't care anymore. I don't care if I eat or sleep or shower or develop medical issues from my stupid cyst I refuse to look at. I'm just feeding the cats and killing time. Today I did not smoke weed until late and I didn't even care about it and it's just like a sad not caring like this isn't even going to help that much.

I know people hate to be around apathy. I'm not fun anymore. I barely laugh or joke anymore. I am disconnected and can't relate to anything but misery so all the misery of others is shoveled on to me because "I know you'd understand"

I mean, I'm trying and I need to try harder. I need to manage my depression - not beat it. I need to find money and if I don't I need to ask for it but before I do I need a solid plan on how to best use it. It's so hard not buying fucking groceries but it sucks sooooo bad to deal with crackheads on a couch to get a bowl of cereal. I don't even use the microwave unless no one is here. I can't "get over this" because it's just super uncomfortable to live here and interact with my roommate and people he let's in. It sucks, the kitchen is disgusting and unusable without me dealing with this mess which only becomes worse anyways. It never gets better.

The dog just broke into my room - just pawed at the door until it opened. Who the fuck cares right.

I'm not even upset I got no reply because I have no fucking care in life anymore. Of course there's rules I can't reach. Of course. Can't even be on birth control because I can't afford it. I live in fucking Canada. How much don't I deserve?

And these thirsty men surrounding me honestly fuck life. Fuck life.