#leia's spork adventures

[stealingpotatoes]

spork au asks!

goddamn thats a weird title. anyway spork leia adventures asks bc i forgot to answer some for a bit soooo as per usual ask multipost!!

LOL i actually got a message from the person you sent it to bc they realised it was probs to me!! thats so funny ngl

LMAO YES she's got the force, thats enough to be a jedi general right? nobody's disagreeing bc if they do they get sporked. everyone meet general leia of the coruscant guard <3 idk if ur idea is funnier or not if they know leia's anakin's biological kid loll

and LMAO YES AMAZING slay yoda reading space vogue and thats SUCH A GOOD MENTAL IMAGE trying to get anakin out the vents. 6'2 of war hero shoved into one temple ventilation shaft, being dragged out by two other war heroes while he yells at them

@freshmiraclecheesecake LMAOO THE CROSSOVER WE DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED!!! starkiller is regretting even being born, let alone becoming palps' apprentice rn this is amazing

@phoenixyfriend 1. YES SHE WOULD BE SO HYPED!!! just pogging and pointing at them loll

2. leia's walking out of this au with like 300 parents, including but not limited to; at least one of her biological parents, the corries, and her actual adoptive parents

3. LOL yes. he discovers her presence when he touches a spork and has a psychometry vision of what's happened in this cafeteria and must immediately investigate

@yourfreindlynighborhoodspycrab he's running to the adoption agency immediately

honestly he's probably using the patent pending kenobi technique of Pure Denial <3

[stealingpotatoes]

In Leia’s spork adventures, how do you reckon dooku and maul reacted to hearing that palpatine got defeated by a 12 year old armed with a spork?

[stealingpotatoes]

Spork Leia's adventures so how badly hurt was the chancellor and how suspicious is the Jedi high council of the chancellor after a 12-year-old that shouldn't exist attacked him.

palps is fully just dead. leia's an absolute menace with a spork

the council are very suspicious bc when they were inspecting the crime scene they found a file called "my_evil_plan.pdf" and there was a very significant proportion of it dedicated to eviling the clones and turning the jedi into target practice for said clones. which most ppl would consider a tad sus

[stealingpotatoes]

Spork leias adventures continue: affter getting back the jedi temple in mostly on peice the Skywalker are brought before the jedi council, anaki is cowed by the "master". Leia is decidedly not.

the jedi council immediately discover that actually being stabbed with a spork is more merciful than being chewed out by this 12 year old girl (who's weirdly good at picking up your insecurities). anakin gains a new hero

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So in the Leia spork adventures au, did she off palpatine before anakin and padme found out they were going to be parents or after?

before!! was kinda thinking this is like... season 5 of clone wars era? ahsoka's still around bc like dave filoni i want to put her in every single story even when she doesn't like Need to be there

[stealingpotatoes]

Spork Leia's adventures I wonder how long before Padmé and Anakin find out their daughter was raised by the Organa's.

before they even realise she's their daughter bc despite having the chaos of her birth parents, she shows up and right off the bat is like HELLO I AM LEIA ORGANA DAUGHTER OF BAIL AND BREHA ORGANA, I HAVE TWO HANDS AND A KITCHEN UTENSIL I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE FOR GREAT VIOLENCE

[stealingpotatoes]

In you Leia spork adventure au, since you mentioned this au took place in season 5, that means there’s a chance that Anakin was definitely using this to gloat around rush clovis lol

he can TRY, but leia'll hear it and kick him in the nuts to try and change things back to the future style <3