#lea's a dumbass

[lea-andres]

I'm seeing people complaining about Oswalda's name. Which like, yeah, lazy genderbend naming strategy, I've been on the internet long enough to know it when I see it, but we have to agree it's gonna keep the stupid dudebros from arguing it's not REALLY the Penguin or it's a different Penguin or some shit.

Nah, she's Oswald Cobblepot. They tacked on an A and made her a milf. Die mad while I desire her carnally.

[lea-andres]

Ya know, ConcernedApe, when I said I wanted SDV to have more horror flavorings, Mayor Lewis's basement isn't quite what I meant, but I will happily take it lmao. I stan horror comedy.

[lea-andres]

Disney email I received recently: Please watch the trailer to the new Snow White movie. 👉👈

Me: Respectfully, I've been avoiding it in hopes you take it out back and Old Yeller it. I don't think inviting me to come ridicule this thing is in your best interest-

[lea-andres]

Reason #24601 why I'm taking a break from Sonic: whatever the hell this nightmare is.

[lea-andres]

Tumblr always reminds me of this book I read growing up that had a concerned parents against whatever the hell they're upset about now group that had a similar criteria for what was acceptable media to enjoy. The book's narrator declared everything "except maybe a few alphabet books" was unacceptable to them.

So like... Have fun with See Spot Run or whatever besties lmao

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

[lea-andres]

WE'VE LOOPED BACK AROUND TO THIS LMAO

[lea-andres]

I wanna blame the green rain on the Junimos for absolutely no reason other than I want to blame it on the Junimos.

Everyone in Pelican Town: It's the apocalypse!

Junimos: *fucking green apple rave in the community center causing this rain that makes plants go crazy*

[lea-andres]

Strongly ignoring that Toby is USUALLY not technically Sherlock's dog and just a dog he frequently borrows for cases (I see what's technically canon, but what's technically canon is stupid lmao), I'm now imagining Sherlock and Watson go somewhere (either for a case or on vacation) and they can't bring Toby with, Mrs. Hudson is unavailable to care for Toby while they're away, so they saddle Mycroft with the dog. Probably last minute and against his will lmao.

Mycroft gives me 'dad who was against the pet but becomes the most attached to the pet' vibes.

Mycroft: The dog is staying in the garden until Sherlock gets back. I won't have that thing in my home making messes.

Mycroft two days later: *Toby is curled up in his lap snoring while he works on government documents*

[lea-andres]

I hate to derail but op reminded me of one of my favorite Sam and Max panels lmao.

[lea-andres]

Some of you are going to love this little setup I made at work lmao. You can't tell me this didn't happen at least once in a back alley behind the Inventory.

(I didn't intend Jack Skellington to be part of the scene but it looks like he's mildly interested in seeing how this pans out lmao)

[lea-andres]

I know there's probably a better method to picking who gives you what benefits in DDV, but you can pry my "whatever's funniest" method out of my cold, dead hands.

(Jack Skellington gives me digging benefits because get it he's dead lmao)

[lea-andres]

Me: Josh, she's a milf.

Josh (my lovely husband): She won't be much longer if she keeps killing her kids-

[lea-andres]

@notquitejosh

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[lea-andres]

Broke: *having children with Shane*

Woke: *adopting Jas and having her move in with you and Shane*

[lea-andres]

You know, after the amazing game The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, I feel a lot better about the idea of rattling the bars of my cage and shrieking about how

📢 TEAM CHAOTIX SHOULD HAVE A POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE GAME PLEASE I WANT TO SOLVE A MYSTERY AS MY IDIOT DETECTIVES BY STEALING EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN AND RUBBING EVERYTHING IN MY POCKETS ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE UNTIL SOMETHING WORKS-

[lea-andres]

If you ever feel bad about how hard you're half assing something, just remember:

You could never half ass it as bad as 4Kids does when they're replacing an important plot point with something "more appropriate for children".