#lea's a dumbass
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lea-andres · 6 months ago
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I'm seeing people complaining about Oswalda's name. Which like, yeah, lazy genderbend naming strategy, I've been on the internet long enough to know it when I see it, but we have to agree it's gonna keep the stupid dudebros from arguing it's not REALLY the Penguin or it's a different Penguin or some shit.
Nah, she's Oswald Cobblepot. They tacked on an A and made her a milf. Die mad while I desire her carnally.
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winxbteam · 2 months ago
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Maybe I'm insane, but the Winx to me are all in a QPR together, then they each have their respective Specialists they're dating, who are also all collectively in a QPR.
Ah fuck it, insane statement #2 while we're here: Alfea, Red Fountain, and Cloud Tower should all be co-ed schools. Whenever I rewatch the show I pretend all three schools are co-ed.
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lea-andres-dolls · 1 year ago
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Me: I think I can resist the Monster High dolls. They're very cute, but I know nothing about them. Plus my husband will kill me if I get more dolls with "upsettingly unrealistic proportions".
Monster High fandom: *hands me the Abbey X Twyla rarepair*
Me:
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lea-andres · 3 days ago
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Language of Flowers, okay... Not alarming yet, lots of innocuous stuff you can do with that...
Blood kink, annnnd I'm concerned...
Identity Issues, I'd be intrigued by this combo if it WASN'T ABOUT ME-
Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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jewelthebeetleshowdown · 2 years ago
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I hate to admit that I originally thought the icon for this account was an edited pic of Jewel holding a gun until I clicked on it and realized it was Espio's hand-
Well now I want an image of Jewel holding a gun!
She deserves it. 🥰
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lea-andres · 10 months ago
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Ya know, ConcernedApe, when I said I wanted SDV to have more horror flavorings, Mayor Lewis's basement isn't quite what I meant, but I will happily take it lmao. I stan horror comedy.
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lea-andres-dolls · 1 year ago
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Scott Cawthon should make 1/6 scale figures of the animatronics. It'd be fun to recreate the Bite of 87 with Barbies.
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jewelthebeetleshowdown · 2 years ago
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If Jump Rope and Tent Fail 1 tie AGAIN I'm gonna lose my mind.
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lea-andres · 2 months ago
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Disney email I received recently: Please watch the trailer to the new Snow White movie. 👉👈
Me: Respectfully, I've been avoiding it in hopes you take it out back and Old Yeller it. I don't think inviting me to come ridicule this thing is in your best interest-
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lea-andres-dolls · 1 year ago
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Was anyone gonna tell me Tokyo Disney had the cutest Haunted Mansion doll or was I just supposed to just find that out stumbling around on eBay super late at night?
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lea-andres · 6 months ago
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Tumblr always reminds me of this book I read growing up that had a concerned parents against whatever the hell they're upset about now group that had a similar criteria for what was acceptable media to enjoy. The book's narrator declared everything "except maybe a few alphabet books" was unacceptable to them.
So like... Have fun with See Spot Run or whatever besties lmao
how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?
i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho
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jewelthebeetleshowdown · 2 years ago
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I'm so tired I didn't accidentally release one early.
Nope. Didn't happen.
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lea-andres · 10 months ago
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Reason #24601 why I'm taking a break from Sonic: whatever the hell this nightmare is.
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lea-andres · 1 year ago
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WE'VE LOOPED BACK AROUND TO THIS LMAO
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lea-andres · 1 month ago
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I hate to derail but op reminded me of one of my favorite Sam and Max panels lmao.
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lea-andres · 10 months ago
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I wanna blame the green rain on the Junimos for absolutely no reason other than I want to blame it on the Junimos.
Everyone in Pelican Town: It's the apocalypse!
Junimos: *fucking green apple rave in the community center causing this rain that makes plants go crazy*
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