#lan wangji: i have my regrets... i didn't punch your brother in his stupid fucking face

[howpeacefulislwj]

Episode 46

Damn okay now it’s Filicide as well. Today has really been A Whole Thing. 3.5/10

Obviously we’re all now On Wei Wuxian’s Side and Lan Wangji Loves That For Us, but at the same time... Wow we’re all very quick to Completely Believe these Random Strangers and maybe we should Think About Thi—No? Vicious Mob? I guess Vicious Mob is good too. 4.5/10

Everybody is being Remarkably Cavalier about his brother’s potential murder here. Lan Wangji is beginning to think that most of these people... may be Kind Of Terrible. 3/10

Can’t help but notice that when it was Wei Wuxian that we were all Chanting About nobody wanted to take him alive but now that it’s the Murderous Incest Guy we’re all keen on Fair Trials but okay. 2.5/10

No big deal just doing three bows with the bestie. Showing Respect to the Jiang Clan Ancestors and Doing Absolutely Nothing Else. 9/10

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian take it in turns to be Offended on Each Others’ Behalf. Lan Wangji has brought his Most Angry Eyebrows to this fight and he is Not Afraid to Use Them. 2.5/10

Lan Wangji gets his Full Face involved to express just how much he Disapproves of Jiang Wanyin and his Bullshit. Jiang Wanyin is so close to suffering some Serious Violence if he doesn’t Get His Hands Off. 2/10

Look at his Eyes. The Absolute Panic. The Concern. That’s Not Where Blood Belongs, Wei Wuxian, what are you Doing. 1.5/10

Lan Wangji is suddenly having A Lot of Regrets about some things he said A Few Years Ago. As if all the Regrets he previously had Weren’t Enough. 1/10

Wei Wuxian is so Good and Noble and Self-Sacrificing and-- I’m sorry 50%?? God he’s So Annoying. Why does he Do These Things to Lan Wangji’s Peacefulness. 2.5 /10

Quiet loathing of Jiang Wanyin intensifies. 2/10

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian both know that this is Thievery. This is an Illegal Lotus Pod. A Crime is being committed before his Very Eyes. 3/10

So this is a Life of Crime. It’s not so bad. Lan Wangji could get used to this. 8.5/10

Lan Wangji got too wrapped up in his Life of Crime and briefly forgot about the Life or Death Situation that his brother is in. 3.5/10

Lan Wangji is just Extremely Impatient to get into the city please read nothing further into his Facial Expression or General Stompiness. 3/10