#kurt tess

[sunnyskies281]

Kurt Tess, maker of Food Abominations

[sunnyskies281]

Everyone loves kurt.

Draw your OC like this

[keefechambers]

ISABEL NEVES and TESS in FAST X.

[ghoststudios-art-page]

Trying to trick myself into doing Archie art stuff for Greendale yearbook, this is what I normally do, just, oodles of doodles.

I'm also forcing myself to draw the gang more, as I feel like I just draw Jug and that's not fair to the other.

(Of course I drew Archie being a perv, but, ya gotta, as he is one.

But it's funny because his actual ma is in the first drawing he got hit in the head with a basketball)

Long list of name in tags, if they didn't have a canon last name I'm added one in (an replacing one because it's so basic)

[kurt-tessy]

Omg Quinn wants to say something! Go on Quinn, type something on the keyboard!

Sheixbakgjf skew egg

Quinn has spoken

[gleefulpoppet]

Moonfall Manor Masquerade: Chapter 22

“Awww,” Kurt says, rubbing his back. 

“My heart is full. Reading Madame Moonstone columns and spending so much time with Alex and Tess. And journal time. I need cuddles and sleep. Are you… Can you feed off me? Or…?” Blaine asks cautiously. 

Kurt leans over and kisses his cheek. “Yeah. Just a bit to help you sleep. Who knew you would turn out to be such a venom junkie?”

Blaine laughs and shrugs. “I love how it stings.”

“I know you do,” Kurt says softly. “After what happened last night, I think we need to take it easy for a few days, but I can manage if we aren’t [...]” 

You can read Chapter 22 [here] or from the beginning on AO3 [here]. (This story started for @klainetober and will have regular updates twice a week until it is complete! ) Chapter posted 12/09/2024.

[nightcrawlerfangirl33]

hi welcome to me blog <3

here is important stuff:

- i am 16 so id appreciate it if 18+ blogs (nsfw) wouldnt outwardly interact, liking/reblogging a post of mine is fine just probably better if you don’t go out of your way to talk to me ^^

- similarly, maps or whatever you wanna call pedophiles dni. and in general dni if you’re only here to be a bigot cause that’s pretty lame

- i am firmly against the genocide of palestinians and i believe in the need for a ceasefire, please dni if you disagree with that

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stuff that is important to a lesser degree:

- in terms of names you can call me tess!

- you can use she/her or whatever is funniest in a given situation. also im bisexual, picture the sonic snapcube clip for me right here

- this blog is mostly for me to indulge in fandom cringe (My favorite thing!!) and maybe i will post some things for funsies

- i speak english and a wee bit of french. somehow despite being puerto rican i skipped spanish

- posts with #my stuff are just. well. posts made by me

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things i like:

- the xmen specifically kurt wagner nightcrawler. Have i made it obvious

- baldur’s gate 3

- arcane on netflix but especially sky young. SKYVIK FOREVER !!!!

- limbus company but by that i really mean i just think gregor and heathcliff are hot sorry im not above sins of the flesh

- music, a lot, i am annoying about it and i will not shut up about it!! i collect cds/vinyl

- community NBC

- youtube channel hivemind TV (i may be off the henny for this one)

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c’est tout!!

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[hint-coin-ding]

Hi there! My name is Kurt Tess and I’m a prosecutor. I’ve come with a gift, a salad I made.

That is, if you can even eat salad… (how does a hint coin… eat?)

*hands you a frog eye salad*

I hope we can become friends!

- @kurt-tessy

*Ding!*

You Got A Hint Coin!

Hello, Prosecutor Kurt Tess! You Have A Very Odd Definition Of A Salad! I Unfortunately Cannot Eat, But I Do Appreciate Your Gift!

I Would Like It If We Became Friends! Friends Are Very Nice Things To Have!

[itsaninfestation]

Kylee out-stoics her. (Stupid thing to think while Tess is sitting in one corner of the mansion's living room, listening to shit go dow--no, as the future mutants fought so hard to build collapses, but there you have it.) Kylee out-stoics her, if Kaylee is still alive at all.

'Man, if she went to Genosha to do a story for Jameson, she's gonna be pissed.' Another stupid thought as the phone cradled against her ear continues to ring and ring. Stupid, because if Kylee is on Genosha, there's a very good chance she's dead.

(And Rogue, Magneto, Remy, Madelyne--)

When she hears the click of the phone receiver being picked up on the other line, Tess (Woolf) lets out a half caught sigh of relief, head lolling against the back of the chair.

"You're alive," are the first words out of her mouth, toneless and disinterested, as if the energy's been sucked right out of her. "Good. I thought we should check."

"I'm alive," is all Kylee is able to say in response, trying to conceal any cracks in her voice that she knows are trying to fight their way out of her mouth. She can't stop staring at the television. She can't stop feeling it.

Kylee had not been in Genosha, but a part of her had: a single cockroach she had procured to take the journey in her stead because Jameson was not paying for her to go, and Kylee certainly wasn't paid enough to get transport on short notice.

She had handed of the roach -- the bit of her soul -- to Remy before the X-Men left for Genosha (because she didn't know Magneto well enough to ask him, and Rogue accidently squashed one of her bugs last time). He had gotten that piece of her safely off the jet and into the beautiful and unique culture of a mutant nation.

That piece of her had been with him as he, Rogue, and a blue man named Kurt who she had never met before ventured through the city. She saw beautiful sandstone buildings and a colorful landscape.

He had dropped her off at the ballroom hours ahead of time so that she could find a good place to gather information without being seen... An extravagant party filled with lights and laughter. Rogue and Magneto dancing. A kiss.... then light, bright green and burning, filled the room.

A sound so loud that it deafened.

Then nothing.

Kylee both had and hadn't been in Genosha last night.

She didn't know who was alive or dead.

The tv showed only the burning landscape. Not the citizens. Not the people she had seen dancing and laughing and living.

"Have you heard from anyone else?"

She knows it's a stupid question. Tess probably would have led with it or quickly followed up with the information if she knew anything. But Kylee has to ask.

[sunnyskies281]

Fun fact about Charity Layne!

She’s named after one of the line stations in the cult I was in! So are her two sisters!

Faith, Hope, and Charity!

Despite being named after the third in the line, she’s the middle child.

Her mother, Fidelity, is named after one of the 7 bow stations. The bow stations are 7 seats that each represent a color of the rainbow. Love, nature, religion, patriotism, fidelity, service, and there’s one other that I can’t remember.

Charity’s last name, Layne, came to me on a whim.

Fun facts about Kurt Tess!

His name is a pun on Courtesy, which is one of the values of DeMolay, a sister (or should I say… brother) organization to Rainbow, the cult I was in! I’ve never been to or seen a DeMolay meeting so I don’t know much about it but Kurt does follow the same naming scheme as Charity of being named after something that relates back to freemasonry.

[positivelybeastly]

"Look at you." Tess lets out a low, long whistle. "Pulling more tail than a toddler in a petting zoo right now."

"That is an absolutely horrible aphorism and I'll thank you not to repeat it, Tess."

For a moment, Hank's struck by a realisation, or, perhaps, just a minor epiphany - that he's never had a tail in any of his mutations, and the thought of having one makes him wince.

He's seen Kurt go ramrod straight in pain at it being pulled too many a time to miss it, to say nothing of what it would do to his already fragile human self-image.

"Besides, I could very much say the same of you. I hear I might have some kind of wedding to attend soon. Is it going to be a top hat and tails affair, or stone knives and bear skins? I'm well equipped for either, of course, but there's nothing more embarrassing than breaking a strict dress code."

Two can play at this game, Tess.

[billhawks]

Hi there intern! My name is Kurt Tess, I’m a prosecutor from America and I just wanted to give you a gift!

*hands you the abomination known as frog eye salad*

Try it!

While you’re eating it, can I talk about how much I love my wife?

- @kurt-tessy

Thank you for the kind gift!

That is… certainly something! What is it, tapioca pudding? It looks… chunky?

Well, I’d love to hear about your wife! I need to distract myself from… other things…

[good-timeline-clive]

Hey there! My name’s Kurt Tess, I’m a prosecutor! I try to introduce myself to everyone I can, it’s nice to meet you! Here, I brought a gift!

*hands over a bowl of frog eye salad*

Enjoy! I hope we can become friends!

- @kurt-tessy

A prosecutor, huh? That's pretty neat, actually. I don't know many lawyers, what's that like?

...uh. What's in this salad?

[detective-leonard-bloom]

Hello there Detective! My name is Kurt Tess and I’m a prosecutor! I’ve only recently passed the bar and haven’t yet had my first official case in England yet, but here’s to hoping that we might be able to work together!

here, I brought you a gift! *hands over frog eye salad* -@kurt-tessy

Oh! Yes, hello there Mr… Tess. It’s… nice to meet you.

I’m sure your… uh… rice pudding, I think, is wonderful, but I’m afraid I’ll have to pass. I don’t generally take handouts.

You’re quite the… character, from what I’ve heard. Yes, I’ve heard about how you assisted in taking down a very dangerous organization in America with the help of your boyfriend. I’m sure we’ll get along swimmingly.

[attorney-george]

I heard it was your birthday! Happy birthday! I made you something special for your special day, I hope you like it!

*hands over a bowl of pretzel salad*

Enjoy, and have a good day!

- @kurt-tessy

Aww, thanks, Tess!

This actually looks pretty good! I mean it still doesn't look like a salad, but at least it's not an abomination.

Let me try it.

*he eats the salad*

Oh my God, this is amazing.

*he eats more*

You have got to make this more often, Tess. Thanks so much.