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Would this idol call me a homophobic slur? ft. NCT OT21

NOTE: This is literally a joke and reflects nothing about the boys themselves and is simply for my own enjoyment and maybe yours so don’t take anything in this post serious okay~

~Also NCT are my ultimate ults and I love them all, even the ones that would call me a slur~

So hopefully if you are reading this you are familiar with the boys, if not you won’t learn anything from this post but maybe you will enjoy it anyways

Taeyong, gay AND afraid

So we are starting with our unofficial leader, legend Taeyong. This bitch is gay, super duper gay. But in a shy way. Panic gay levels through the roof in fact one of the most panicked idols in the industry if I’m being honest with you.

His reactions to even the slightest bit of flirting from other members is like full catastrophe level “oh shit”. I mean this video is just a tiny piece of how bad Taeyong is.

However this poor kid seems to have some internalized homophobia so maybe he would call me a slur just to push the spotlight from himself who knows tho love u Taeyong.

Taeil, Straight Man™

This old man really said this and expects me not to believe he would call me a slur? Vocal legend Taeil would decimate me for my sexuality and only slightly feel bad afterwards. Definitely a hetero. 

Johnny, lowkey gay

This boy seems very open minded and like a legend to me and I think he is lowkey open to anything and anyone so I would say he might be like pansexual or something.

Definitely would not call me a slur, a giant teddy bear.

Yuta, gay prince

This pretty bitch is what I want to be. SO beautiful and regal and confident in his expression. Was on a show with a bunch of white dudes and went out of his way to defend trans people and call people out on enforcing gender roles. Literally threw the first brick at Stonewall. Would paint my nails and tell me to be myself and that I am valid.

Kun, the supportive father

Does not give off gay vibes at all but he is also so talented and wonderful so I live him even if he is straight. Fatherly vibes are strong I would let him pat my head.

Manz is definitely straight but a great ally. Would come to pride with me and shout at protesters

Doyoung, passes but is still a gay

This rude hoe makes me angry because he is really pretty and that clouds my vision. Regardless no matter how much I think about it I can’ t call him straight. Might say bisexual with female preference just to spice things up. On the surface level tho he is easily seen as straight and you gotta look into his soul to see the rainbow lining. Even if he is str-straight, he is an amazing ally you know the clip on vlive where he said a fan’s relationship could been a boy-boy or girl-girl relationship just like it was nothing? legend behaviour.

Would not call me a slur and would defend me from homphobes

Ten, Jesus Christ of the gays

I honestly don’t even want to write this part. This bitch is so gay I could show somebody on the street a 3 second clip of him talking and they would ask if he’s... y’know.

It is literally science every single thing he has ever done just makes him gayer and gayer. A list would include:

- supports lgbtq+ artists and promotes lgbtq+ content including Troye Sivan, Frank Ocean, Call Me By Your Name, etc.

- literally is always flirty with guys

- the entirety of is he gay or European applies to him except the European part, the way he dresses, the way he talks, the way he gestures, gay

- an absolute legend in all ways, and only gays are true legends in this house

- literally anything watch any video he is in and you will find at least one thing

Would call me a slur but out of a friendly place in his heart cuz in this scenario we are buddies and I would laugh and call him one back cuz he is that level of gay.

Jaehyun, confusing

Honestly seems straight but there is something about him that pings my gaydar ever so slightly. maybe I think he would not be opposed to experimenting but would still call himself straight. Seems like a good guy tho

Would not call me a slur and would give me life advice on how to be happy or something.

Winwin, talented het

Mad respect for this man, straight legend. Definitely straight like 100% no way he is even slightly gay. Straight and confused. Hope he gets more lines and grows happier in the future. Older brother who is okay with you being gay but doesn’t want to talk about it

Would definitely not call me a slur unless we got into a big argument and then would really regret it afterwards and apologize profusely.

Jungwoo, should be an actor

Acts really really gay. Gay for clout. Actually gay? who knows.

Would call me a slur away from the cameras and then go off and hug Taeyong once they’re on.

Lucas, feels really straight like a proper hetero

I can’t imagine Lucas being into guys for even one second. Still I think he is squishy and I still like him despite being straight.

Either would immediately call me a slur or never even think of calling me a slur, depends on the cycle of the moon.

Mark, oh man

Straight heterosexual male. Would call me a faggot upon meeting me and step on my toes, I would thank him.

Xiao Jun, probably straight?

Not particularly straight or gay, probably straight for convenience. No reason to believe he would be against the gays

Would not call me a slur but would remain silent when Mark calls me a slur.

Hendery, skater gay

Strikes me as a skater boy for literally zero reason and skaters are either emo gays or gothic straights and I believe he’s a gay but like lowkey. Maybe bisexual who knows.

Would not call me a slur and would go skating with me and buy me ice cream after Mark calls me a slur.

Renjun, straight but like in cursive

No clue what is up with this lad. He is either bisexual or completely straight. I can see him liking girls clearly, can slightly imagine that he may be interested in boys as well. But he would never go after a guy, only in his own head. 

Would not call me a slur unless I tried to ask if he like guys.

Jeno, dangerous bisexual

Unpredictable and possibly violent. Might burn down some buildings in his fight against the heteros. Probably has access to many guns and explosives, will not hesitate to use them. Into anyone who also likes causing chaos.

Would not call me a slur and would shoot anybody who did.

Haechan, a surprise

Wannabe gay, not exactly gay not exactly straight either just somebody who pushes the image of his love for mark into the spotlight as often as possible. 

Would call me a slur and laugh about it with Mark.

Jaemin, ????

Strange. Very odd character, seems pretty straight but is really into skinship for the clout probably. Loves NCTzens so would not want to hurt any of their feelings. Would support a girl-girl relationship if they were fans of NCT but would be slightly uncomfortable around a guy-guy couple. 

Would not call me a slur but would ask me who is the girl in a guy-guy relationship.

Yangyang, confident gay king

Yangyang rose to my top biases pretty quickly after joining NCT and that’s because he is a king. Would never do or say anything to hurt any of his fans and wants to grow to be as openminded and educated as possible. Literally an angel with the cutest face ever. Maybe pansexual but in an idc way like he is just Yangyang and whoever he likes is just based on personality, doesn’t even think about gender.

Would absolutely not call me a slur and would ask questions respectively to grow as a person.

Chenle, purity part one

I do not believe this boy is straight but in a very supportive way. I think he could be anything other than fully straight and I love him for it. Seems like such a bright boy and I wish SM would treat him (and all the foreign members) better. Deserves the world. A pure boy.

Would not call me a slur because he knows it is wrong and isn’t like that at all.

Jisung, purity part two and the hidden gay

Okay so I have kept this free of ships so far and I do not personally believe that any ship I talk about is real I just like to analyze certain interactions and I really do believe that Jisung and Chenle have an absolutely precious relationship, whether you choose to see it as platonic or not, they are best buddies and their connection ascends labels in my humble opinion. Definitely soulmates.

On a Jisung personal level I feel like he passes as straight but I really don’t think he is straight at all in fact I believe he is a full blood gay. And a legend too. This boy does NOT get the recognition he deserves at all and is incredible in everyway literally a triple threat at least. 

Would not call me a slur and would defend me probably.

~hope you enjoyed and remember this is literally a whole ass joke and means nothing at all thank you love you Mark~