#kordian we're really in this together now
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English native speakers on the internet will have negative technical knowledge of their language and then make jokes based on 'rules'that don't even exist
#why does almost nobody know what a pronoun is overseas#not even in transphobic sense. that viral post about chat being a 'fourth person' 'pronoun' (both untrue separately and together)#took years off my life#there are many more examples too#kordian we're really in this together now
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😍💕🎵💤💔 and 💚 for Salem :3
touches the massive art of ace and salem on the wall. oh salem tallyho we're really in it now.
😍: 1. he's probably got a great laugh...like a good evil sinister laugh. 2. nice to animals :] lucy my belucy. 3. s. slut,
💕: meeee :3 ace is clingy they will just hang around his office for no reason
🎵: i gesture soooo hard to eat you by caravan of thieves ty kordian. but also. judas lady gaga. if you dont get it i cant explain it
💤: hmm. he seems like a solitary sleeper most nights but sometimes he graciously allows ace to stay with him and . they are on opposite sides of the bed when they sleep but come morning they are tangled together inseparable cannot tell where one ends and the other begins
💔: not really. ace and salem are both solitary people by nature i think. but even for those who enjoy the alone there are moments where one must reach out for the touch of another...
💚: salem. :3. ace so obviously defers to him in a lot of ways so the idea that theyre his is easy to fall into and then. grr snarl why do you know other men you are going to hold my hand i am going to a party you are coming as my plus one you are going to wear my coat or my signet or one of my rings.
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when the spark is gone
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
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cis people have this shrödinger's view of gender where on one hand you can never be a real man or a woman if you weren't born "right" but on the other you a real woman or man if you don't adhere to gender roles enough. it's a game with no winners but we're made to play ot nonetheless
#I'm as much of a fake man as i am a woman#and if no matter what I'm a fake person maybe I'm not a person at all so it's fine to attack me#kordian we're really in this together now
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my only wish 8s to be dead at this point
#kordian we're really in this together now#there is a train station in me but like. slowing down the whole track is always a pretty dick move so that's what keeps mw going i guess#rudeness has to has its limits you know#man i really wish i could just drop dead if i think about it int3nsively enough everything else is too hard or unnecessarily public#like how do people even hang themselves in their rooms#i am too worried my lamp wpuld just go down with me and that wpuld be too embarassing to l8ve thought#cant believe im literally too imcompetent to even die#anyway#to delete later
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the toxic urge to delate all my social media and never speek to anyone ever again
#honestly? everyday i'm more and more tempted#especially fb bc i have it only to text my irls#so it's useless when i'm not doing that#kordian we're really in this together now
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Katya was wearing white, again
(a.k.a. i can't believe i wrote this, please check out the ao3 link)
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stop recommending threpahy in eveyr fucking situation, it's weird and annoying
#even if the person is “unhealthy” it's still both of these things#also threpahy isn't the cure for every fucking situation not everything is a symtom too i swear to god#i am going to kill the sun bc STH is frying y'alls' brains#kordian we're really in this together now
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jakiś dziad zaczepił mnie na ulicy czy na wino mu dam, ale całą rozmowę trzymał się przy użyciu on/jego do mnie, więc aż mu dałom kasę #GoWokeOrGoBroke #TęczowyKapitalizm
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one thing about me? i will be loitering. wszędobylskie wałęsactwo. kręcienie się w kółko. bezcelowe pętanie się. szwędanie bez końca. that's what I'm all about baby
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i swear to god tgere isn't a single more annoying group than ppl who feel like they are morally superior because they're sober and have to remind you of that every time you mention anything related to alcohol around them. every time it happens i make myself a promise to go drinking soon
#not to mention they're pften times are also the most internet komd of leftists#so it truly can't get worse jn annoying department#kordian we're really in this together now#like i couldnt care less how much someone drinks but why do you have to act like you're better than me for this it's so stupid
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i fucking hate food
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i need someone to break my skull against a wall until my brain functions as the new wallpaper but do it with love and care
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niech mi ktoś wytłumaczy czemu jak myślę o rozmawianiu, nie mówiąc już o spotkaniu, ze znajomymi, to chce mi się rzygać z nerwów. i jeszcze najlepiej od razu czemu to jest powtarzająca się walka, którą muszę toczyć
#szczerze najgorsza część to to że z jednej storny jak odezwe sie to umre ale z drugiej to nie tak że chcę być calkowicie samotne#wiec to bardzo i tak zle i tak nie dobrze sytuacja#jezu ale bym chciało tak spontanicznie umrzeć. tak sobie stoje czy cos gdy nagle#bam#i po kłopocie#kordian we're really in this together now
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the thing about winter depression is that you're dying so calmly and gently you can't really place yourself correctly between the casket and a person crying above it. summer however just won't let you ever forget it's acrively trying to kill you dead in the most painful way possible
#spring and autumn- the only livable seasons#this is the final analysis of weather#kordian we're really in this together now#this summer will so kilk me<-says that each year
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local man about to throw a fit over something that is 100% his fault
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