#kordian we're really in this together now
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imaginacjakordiana · 9 months ago
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English native speakers on the internet will have negative technical knowledge of their language and then make jokes based on 'rules'that don't even exist
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wyndford-dekarios-majima · 2 years ago
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😍💕🎵💤💔 and 💚 for Salem :3
touches the massive art of ace and salem on the wall. oh salem tallyho we're really in it now.
😍: 1. he's probably got a great laugh...like a good evil sinister laugh. 2. nice to animals :] lucy my belucy. 3. s. slut,
💕: meeee :3 ace is clingy they will just hang around his office for no reason
🎵: i gesture soooo hard to eat you by caravan of thieves ty kordian. but also. judas lady gaga. if you dont get it i cant explain it
💤: hmm. he seems like a solitary sleeper most nights but sometimes he graciously allows ace to stay with him and . they are on opposite sides of the bed when they sleep but come morning they are tangled together inseparable cannot tell where one ends and the other begins
💔: not really. ace and salem are both solitary people by nature i think. but even for those who enjoy the alone there are moments where one must reach out for the touch of another...
💚: salem. :3. ace so obviously defers to him in a lot of ways so the idea that theyre his is easy to fall into and then. grr snarl why do you know other men you are going to hold my hand i am going to a party you are coming as my plus one you are going to wear my coat or my signet or one of my rings.
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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when the spark is gone
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
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imaginacjakordiana · 1 year ago
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cis people have this shrödinger's view of gender where on one hand you can never be a real man or a woman if you weren't born "right" but on the other you a real woman or man if you don't adhere to gender roles enough. it's a game with no winners but we're made to play ot nonetheless
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imaginacjakordiana · 1 year ago
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my only wish 8s to be dead at this point
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imaginacjakordiana · 1 year ago
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the toxic urge to delate all my social media and never speek to anyone ever again
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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Katya was wearing white, again
(a.k.a. i can't believe i wrote this, please check out the ao3 link)
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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stop recommending threpahy in eveyr fucking situation, it's weird and annoying
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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jakiś dziad zaczepił mnie na ulicy czy na wino mu dam, ale całą rozmowę trzymał się przy użyciu on/jego do mnie, więc aż mu dałom kasę #GoWokeOrGoBroke #TęczowyKapitalizm
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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one thing about me? i will be loitering. wszędobylskie wałęsactwo. kręcienie się w kółko. bezcelowe pętanie się. szwędanie bez końca. that's what I'm all about baby
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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i swear to god tgere isn't a single more annoying group than ppl who feel like they are morally superior because they're sober and have to remind you of that every time you mention anything related to alcohol around them. every time it happens i make myself a promise to go drinking soon
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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i fucking hate food
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imaginacjakordiana · 2 years ago
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i need someone to break my skull against a wall until my brain functions as the new wallpaper but do it with love and care
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imaginacjakordiana · 3 months ago
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niech mi ktoś wytłumaczy czemu jak myślę o rozmawianiu, nie mówiąc już o spotkaniu, ze znajomymi, to chce mi się rzygać z nerwów. i jeszcze najlepiej od razu czemu to jest powtarzająca się walka, którą muszę toczyć
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imaginacjakordiana · 6 months ago
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the thing about winter depression is that you're dying so calmly and gently you can't really place yourself correctly between the casket and a person crying above it. summer however just won't let you ever forget it's acrively trying to kill you dead in the most painful way possible
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imaginacjakordiana · 9 months ago
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local man about to throw a fit over something that is 100% his fault
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