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This was way funnier in my head tbh
#shitpost#shitposting#meme#jokes#funny#art#digital art#comics#small comic#shitty doodle#my art typically looks better than this i assure you#artists on tumblr#cat#pun#puns#ketchup#ketchup jokes#cat jokes#cats#joke art
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Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again
#how did rt fumble the bag SO hard on forgetting simmons was a cyborg for so many seasons. there's so many more good jokes in there.#hi rvb fandom its your funny guy with the local special: ketchup and mustard#sorry for the sudden quality drop in there i was resizing in a magma LOL#grimmons#dick simmons#richard simmons#dexter grif#red vs blue#rvb#simmons rvb#grif rvb#rvb doodles
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Skelebros, woo
(a irl convo w me and my younger sibling actually)
#undertale#the great papyrus#papyrus#sans#sans the skeleton#skelebros#They are us#istg#I'm the Short lazy older sibling with audhd who puts ketchup on everything#and she the taller Judgy younger sibling with autism who hates dogs and my bad jokes#Wohoo
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they call me alan wake because im still in a dream. snake eater
#chipchopdraws#alan wake#alan wake 2#aw2#THE OTHER TWO ARE ALSO THERE#blood#its been a minute since i poured ketchup on a man i was nearing withdrawal#jez keeps making alan wake toxic yaoi jokes at me so if i draw that within the week you know why heres the warning
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From twitter- these four make a set
#‘the ketchup bottle exploded’ was the joke on twitter#blood cw#tech tbb#crosshair tbb#hunter tbb#wrecker tbb#the bad batch#art#that wrecker is my favourite out of all of them! I rarely draw hi#him
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Papyrus being late and Sans being weirdly quiet. Oh dear.
#undertale#human candy#comic#sans#grillby#so ketchup is basically wine now?#i couldn't resist that dumb joke
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guys I've cracked the code
bacon power hour.....
#ive solved it yet again#chonny jash#i have no idea what it is can you tell#jokes aside i am hyped no matter what it is#now im just questioning why the hell bros covered in ketchup
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#for real#pokefic#pokemon#pokeani#gladion#mod 🐝#that ass ketchup joke is old but it's funny when it's gladion who says it
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I’m gonna post these one at a time now to get content out a little faster and also so I don’t forget.
Here’s Sand.
#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#my art#original art#traditional art#undertale#utdr fanart#utdr#sans#sans undertale#snow#snowdin#papyrus#lesser dog#snowman#ketchup#jokes#comic sans#megalovania#toby fox#temmie#temmie chang#radiation
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If the American Dream still exists, it’s made out of ketchup
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i was trying to motivate myself
#rayman#[ loneart ]#ashlen#my sona#yes its a spongebob movie ref#and yes im taking the ketchup and mustard joke#i just love it too much
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learned a very valuable lesson today
#for each DICKHEAD you encounter there will always be a kind person waiting for you :)#i was flabbergasted that everyone had decided to be an asshole towards me. a stranger#first scenario: i was in the train watching my phone and this older guy comes up to me and starts going off on a 'kids these days!!' rant#he basically told me that i was BEGGING to get my ass beaten and my phone stolen and he wouldnt come console me when i cried abt it#me being used to this treatment from my grandma i just went ok. and put my phone away#and obviously that pissed the guy even more so he continued to rant until it was his stop#i wasnt too pissed because i was going to HAVE A BURGER!! but still. what??#so i went to get that burger and wait for my mom so we can go to the farm#and the burger guy was extra niceys to me :) we joked around and stuff#AND THEN. scenario number two#i had my delicious burger and i was looking for a table when i saw two ladies sitting with and empty table next to them#and so i went! i was just about to sit down when a random lady SNATCHES the chair i was about to use#i was like WTF???#the two old ladies saw this and instantly went like wtf are you ok??? and starting having a go at the random woman#she ofc in good karen fashion didnt care. so the ladies let me have one of the chairs so i could sit next to them#the woman decided to sit right in front of us and so we started shit talking her between us. it was very fun tbh#i was genuinely bummed at these interactions till i realized that there were lots of strangers that were niceys to me#and have me extra ketchup#anyway!! im off to see my dog now#love u
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I like eating straight ketchup
homophobia
#asks#decidueye-drawz#not requests#food crime asks#this is a joke!#this is about you saying your ketchup is straight#I know what you meant tho#happy ace day btw
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I love this little guy dearly but that is SO much ketchup that is 1 kilogram!! You could kill a man with that bottle, we can't get that
#Bittybones#We went grocery shopping today#Don't let those eyes fool you he has ketchup at home#There was no way we could carry that#Also we might have a name! He likes the name Stitches#Because he's fond of craft supplies and also his jokes leave you in stitches#Blisshellfire that pun really helped thank you again <3
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Learning the massive department store existed in the 19th century is still like so jarring to me. You could probably take a Victorian to IKEA and they'd be fine
#twist rambles#like. the sears catalog from 1897 from archive.org is like over 700 pages. they had everything#i think its that and like a lot of mundane stuff about society that its like?? what do u mean that was around then.#and how ppl joke abt how doritos would kill a victorian as if they werent making INSANE ketchup that was like a shit load of peppers and did#a ton of wild stuff w food that still exists nowadays. and the cocaine to cure the morphine habits. and more
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youre one hell of a goddamn cool person (and slightly intimidating, sometimes i wonder how i managed to get your interest but thats ok /j) if you get to 100 parody blogs one day ill drink a bottle of ketchup in celebration of your legacy, ROCK ON!!!
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#windy response#anon#am i really that intimidating to people? /genq#i don't mean to come off that way!!!!#i mean i figure it's a joke but like!!!!#don't be shy to talk to me!!!!!#i love talking to people :(!!!!#also uh#i doubt i'll ever reach 100 parody blogs#i tend to delete ones that go unused/rarely used to make way for newer ones!!!!!#also please don't drink a bottle of ketchup#that doesn't sound healthy...#also thank you for calling me cool <:)#people seem to think i am for some reason!
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