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mattastr0phic · 10 months ago

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Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again

#how did rt fumble the bag SO hard on forgetting simmons was a cyborg for so many seasons. there's so many more good jokes in there.#hi rvb fandom its your funny guy with the local special: ketchup and mustard #sorry for the sudden quality drop in there i was resizing in a magma LOL #grimmons #dick simmons #richard simmons #dexter grif #red vs blue #rvb #simmons rvb #grif rvb #rvb doodles

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minthy · 1 year ago

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Skelebros, woo

(a irl convo w me and my younger sibling actually)

#undertale #the great papyrus #papyrus #sans #sans the skeleton #skelebros #They are us #istg #I'm the Short lazy older sibling with audhd who puts ketchup on everything #and she the taller Judgy younger sibling with autism who hates dogs and my bad jokes #Wohoo

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chipchopclipclop · 1 year ago

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they call me alan wake because im still in a dream. snake eater

#chipchopdraws #alan wake #alan wake 2 #aw2 #THE OTHER TWO ARE ALSO THERE #blood #its been a minute since i poured ketchup on a man i was nearing withdrawal #jez keeps making alan wake toxic yaoi jokes at me so if i draw that within the week you know why heres the warning

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echojedis · 2 years ago

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From twitter- these four make a set

#‘the ketchup bottle exploded’ was the joke on twitter #blood cw #tech tbb #crosshair tbb #hunter tbb #wrecker tbb #the bad batch #art #that wrecker is my favourite out of all of them! I rarely draw hi #him

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humancandy-comic · 9 months ago

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Papyrus being late and Sans being weirdly quiet. Oh dear.

#undertale #human candy #comic #sans #grillby #so ketchup is basically wine now?#i couldn't resist that dumb joke

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synthshenanigans · 1 year ago

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guys I've cracked the code

bacon power hour.....

#ive solved it yet again #chonny jash #i have no idea what it is can you tell #jokes aside i am hyped no matter what it is #now im just questioning why the hell bros covered in ketchup

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pokeficdaily · 1 year ago

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#for real #pokefic #pokemon #pokeani #gladion #mod 🐝#that ass ketchup joke is old but it's funny when it's gladion who says it

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yeenobabino · 10 months ago

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I’m gonna post these one at a time now to get content out a little faster and also so I don’t forget.

Here’s Sand.

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krumpkin · 21 days ago

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Poor guy 🥴

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kitdrais · 2 months ago

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If the American Dream still exists, it’s made out of ketchup

#kitdraisposts #this is a joke I made at work as someone was refilling the ketchups

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lonelimbless · 1 year ago

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i was trying to motivate myself

#rayman #[ loneart ]#ashlen #my sona #yes its a spongebob movie ref #and yes im taking the ketchup and mustard joke #i just love it too much

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mxwhore · 1 year ago

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learned a very valuable lesson today

#for each DICKHEAD you encounter there will always be a kind person waiting for you :)#i was flabbergasted that everyone had decided to be an asshole towards me. a stranger #first scenario: i was in the train watching my phone and this older guy comes up to me and starts going off on a 'kids these days!!' rant #he basically told me that i was BEGGING to get my ass beaten and my phone stolen and he wouldnt come console me when i cried abt it #me being used to this treatment from my grandma i just went ok. and put my phone away #and obviously that pissed the guy even more so he continued to rant until it was his stop #i wasnt too pissed because i was going to HAVE A BURGER!! but still. what??#so i went to get that burger and wait for my mom so we can go to the farm #and the burger guy was extra niceys to me :) we joked around and stuff #AND THEN. scenario number two #i had my delicious burger and i was looking for a table when i saw two ladies sitting with and empty table next to them #and so i went! i was just about to sit down when a random lady SNATCHES the chair i was about to use #i was like WTF???#the two old ladies saw this and instantly went like wtf are you ok??? and starting having a go at the random woman #she ofc in good karen fashion didnt care. so the ladies let me have one of the chairs so i could sit next to them #the woman decided to sit right in front of us and so we started shit talking her between us. it was very fun tbh #i was genuinely bummed at these interactions till i realized that there were lots of strangers that were niceys to me #and have me extra ketchup #anyway!! im off to see my dog now #love u

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mysteryoftwilight · 11 days ago

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"At long last, it's happening ! After a harsh several weeks, I've collected all the people I'll need ! 7 Lights and 13 Darknesses makes 20 followers! With their combined power, I will ascend to Kingdom Hearts and, uh... do whatever happens when someone does that... Stand back, losers, for you're about to witness an apotheosis and the birth of a new horrifically beautiful Age of Strife !"

A moment passes. Then another. Aaaaand another. Someone in the back lets out an awkward cough. Only then does Shelby let out a heavy sigh of relief.

"...Thank fuck nothing happened. Could you imagine me being all powerful? That sounds like way too much responsibility.... Who's up for some Chinese, though?"

#[waiting on the clocktower || queue]#[shell || in character]#[hair of ketchup & skin of mayonnaise || crack]#[That’s Going in the Cringe Comp (affectionate) || Saved]#[Mysteries at Twilight || v. Kingdom Hearts (MAIN)]#( I've been dying to make this joke )#( Can't wait for Nomura to reveal the real way to get into Kingdom Hearts is to have the 13 Darknesses and 7 Lights get along )#( Calling it now the real Kingdom Hearts is the power of friendship and connections or something )

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mymelodyoftheheart · 26 days ago

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A Joke-

What Do French Fries Do When They Haven’t Seen Each Other In A Long Time?

They Ketchup.