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#kept the typos because they're gr8
ectokelpeigh · 2 years
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IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE
You are now cursed. You must send this on or your computer will be haunted. Tonight at 12:00am, by I, Technus, Master of all Technology. This is no joke. So don’t think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because I, Technus, will break free of this curs-ed post and come to you if you do not reblog. I will possess your computer and possess it and make it part of a big scary robot body. Won’t be funny then, will it? Don’t think this is a fake and it’s all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their computers or have been seriously hurt by this post?
CASE ONE – Annalise [Surname Removed] :She saw this post. Rubbish she thought. Scrolled past it. And now, Annalise computer dead.
CASE TWO – Louise [Surname Removed]: She only 'liked' this and when she woke up in the morning her phone screen had deep lacerations. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
Warning… NEVER look in a webcam and repeat -‘Technus, Master of All Technology.Technus, Master of all Technoloy.’ Technus… I BUNGLED YOURE CODE’ Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this post on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don’t want to see another blog wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE… WANNA DEACTIVATE TONIGHT?
** DO NOT REPOST.
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