#kenny is super duper cool their writing is amazing and she's on a hiatus rn but go follow them anyway bc they deserve it

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hello @iamninaanna and @voidmalfoy: so i really loved the whole incorrect quote generator so i went back and did it again with us three NATURALLY and a few other people who i wanted to show some love too (@pad-foots and @le-weasley-simp) credit to @herondalesunsetcurve for tagging me originally!!

Taja: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Tara: What the fuck? Danae: They’re having an idea.

Taja: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... Taja: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Danae: ...That took an unexpected turn. Tara: So did their neck.

Tara: Yo dumbass, get over here. Taja: Okay- Danae: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! Taja, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

Tara: What are you writing? Taja: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Danae, looking over Taja's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

Taja: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Tara way. Danae: Isn't that the wrong way? Taja: Yes, but it's faster.

Tara: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Danae: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Tara: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Taja: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Danae: Taja- Taja: *sighs* Tara used to call me Taja... Danae: ...Because it's your fucking name

Danae: Tara, gather the others. We need to have another Taja-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Danae: *sneaking in through their window* Tara: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Danae: I was with Taja? Taja: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Tara: When I was a kid, Danae told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. Taja: They are! Tara: FOR REAL? Taja: No! Why did you fall for it again?

this has now become an official petition for me, taja and danae to live together bc it just needs to happen

no yall im not joking, this is a petition, can someone who is a higher being than me and has more power please make this happen? pretty please?

ok on to @pad-foots and @le-weasley-simp bc i love them so i wanted to do some with them :)

Kas: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Tara : *looks down at their watch* Tara : Now, how do you know that?

Kas, texting Tara : *sends a voice message* Tara , texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Kas: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Tara : *presses play* Kas's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Kas: Okay, two person huddle. Tara : You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

OKAY now kenny’s turn

Tara : Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Kenny: Heck. Tara : You're on thin fucking ice. Tara : Oh no-

Tara : And what do I get out of this? Kenny: I will give you a dollar. Tara :: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Kenny: How bout two dollars? Tara : You got yourself a deal.

Tara : There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Kenny: Voldemort? Tara : No. Kenny: Is it Voldemort? Tara : It's not Voldemort. Kenny: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

make some for yourself