#keefsteefs

[ineffableteeth]

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DELETE A TUMBLR?????

(it's a bit sad. :( )

Ooh thank you for the ask! I forgot I had that in my bio!

It’s a bit of a long story so I’ll shorten it

I wasn’t active on my old account and it got flooded with spam so I wanted to make a new one

I made it but I realized it was connected to my old account and I didn’t want notifications from both, so INSTEAD OF LOGGING OUT OF MY OTHER ACCOUNT I decided I’d delete the new one and start again

But when I did I realized that my old account didn’t exist because it deleted BOTH of my accounts rather than just the one

To be honest it was sad at first but it was somewhat my fault, I had my suspicions it would delete both but I decided to go through with it anyway without thinking too hard about it

And it took a weight I didn’t know I had off my shoulders. So it was an “accident” but not an unwelcome one!

[harlequinhovers]

tongith slaps bob bob crys bob tells mahmood mahmood doesn't care mahmood tells tarl tarl tells andy andy lies and says tongith wears stupid shorts but bob agrees but bob can't even wear shorts because thats too terrifying but bob does it anyway bob gets arrested

Bail money pls 👺

our server has lore beyond my comprehension at this point /hj

[keefsteef]

Samuel is giving Alexander war flashbacks of how his ex-admirer (Mr. Roth) would constantly invade his space during photographizations, and Michael is saying "NOT TODAY, BELOVED!" to Edward's show of affection. (As he should, #JUSTICEFORMICHAELANTHONY)

Overall this photographization ranks a 8.5/10 on the keefsteef™ lore scale.

[ladyshandioftheendless]

THIS PIC OF VAN HALEN IS OFF THE HOOK

@keefsteef PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GIFT ❤️

[thevanhalen]

i credit @keefsteef for the video at the end...god help me

[hysterionic]

send this to ten other blogs you think are wonderful to share love & appreciation, keep it going! 💞

awwweee thank you to the sender !!! i’m gonna tag some ppl that i rlly appreciate instead

@vampire-reanimator @anaalnathrakhs @same-old-crue @keefsteef @cinemagh0ul @heartshapedtrap @jojoartist

y’all are amazing and ily all 💞💞💞 !!!

[stonedsoul]

got tagged by @callixton to shuffle my 'on repeat' playlist and share the first ten songs - thank you! :)

tagging @keefsteef, @charliesmydarling, @blckvenuz, @to-pass-the-time-away, @sweetpaintedladie and whoever else wants to :P

[underwoodinc]

@keefsteef

[misterduke]

Thanks for tagging me @milkyway-ashes

Pick a song for each letter of your URL

And then tag that many people

M. Mirror People - Love and Rockets

I. In the Heat of the Morning - David Bowie

S. Sharp Teeth Pretty Teeth - Specimen

T. That Joke isn't Funny anymore - The Smiths

E. Evil Eye - Franz Ferdinand

R. Run Rabbit Run - Flannagan and Allen

D. Dark Entries - Bauhaus

U. Urban Geurilla - Hawkwind

K. Karma Man - David Bowie

E. Everyday - Buddy Holly

@shadoobee @geneseedraws @catboydavidbowie @keefsteef @thebedroomblues @charliesmydarling @thechonkyfrog @pirateboy @letitbl33d @highway-61-revisited @bilbao-song

[diamondstuddedflunkies]

Ahhh! Thank you to @lil-melody for tagging me, this is fun!

Are you named after anyone? Not really, but my middle name is passed down through my family.

When was the last time you cried? Probably last week, or the week before? I feel like it's emotionally cleansing to just have a good cry sometimes.

Do you have kids? No! I don't want any, I would be a terrible parent anyway haha... But if I did have any I would probably have one of those generic Jim Morrison posters hanging up, and they would think it was Jesus lol

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I'm a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to this, I use sarcasm sometimes when it's a joke. But too much, especially when it's not as a joke, makes me genuinely annoyed.

What's the first thing you notice about people? This is a tough one... maybe their eyes, and how they carry themselves.

What's your eye colour? Just plain brown, maybe light brown? I'm not complaining lol

Scary movies or happy endings? I like a mix of both. Scary movies with dark endings are honestly pretty great, idk why. My theory is that it just feels like a good break from the usual, like having a bad main character. There are some really great scary movies, too, I love a good shock- Tales From The Crypt legitimately made me scream during the first sequence haha. But I also like happy endings.

Any special talents? Not really, but I can raise one eyebrow and alternate it between eyebrows really fast. I can also spin my foot clockwise and spin my hand counterclockwise at the same time.

Where were you born? 'MERICAAA! jk I swear I'm not a weirdo-

What are your hobbies? I like playing guitar and putting together puzzles, random stuff lol. Sometimes I play an album and look up the chords to the songs, then play through the album on guitar for like 10 minutes straight... pretty fun haha

Have you any pets? OMG yes! The cutest little cat ever, his name's Smokey, and I think he's part Russian Blue. He has the best cat personality I've ever seen.

What sports do you play/have played? I never played sports, I always found them pointless, boring, or frustrating lol. No offense to people who like sports.

How tall are you? 5 feet, it's sad lol.

Favourite subject in school? I always liked math because it seemed the most logical and straightforward. Like, there's only one answer, so I can't screw up too bad.

Dream job? Hmm... would love to be an actor or singer, or something in the arts.

Tag 15? Let's see... @magicmorrison , @keefsteef , @datclassicrockfan42 , @itryandfeelthesunshine , @classicsneverdie , @lyn-winston-curtis , @wildestdreamcatcher , @furiousbirdballoon , @wannaseewhatshangin , @lizzywinst0n , ya'll are just off the top of my head but whoever wants to play!

[harlequinhovers]

bob newhart vs mahmood fist fight who wins and why 👺

mahmood is an all-powerful being

bob newhart looks Like That. i dont imagine him being able to take any blow, much less a Mahmood one

[keefsteef]

Imagine trying to tell I, KEEFSTEEF™©, that Mr. Van Halen and Mr. Lee Roth weren't in constant battle to out-slay each other, when photographizations like THIS EXIST!

I can't even begin to come up with a clever referee monologue like I usually do, as the slayage on each side is of equal abundance 😩🛐. GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT 💔.

[stonedsoul]

I was tagged by @callixton to make a mood board by searching my name + core on pinterest :)

tagging @thedirtymac, @charliesmydarling, @cowboyinthesand, @keefsteef and @thechonkyfrog

[underwoodinc]

@keefsteef. You seeing that hand placement...

[misterduke]

Idk how to do one of these but here I go

@catboydavidbowie thanks for tagging me

1 Are you named after anyone? No

2 When was the last time you cried? A few months ago, I don't really cry.

3 Do you have any children? I would be concerned if I did.

4 Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yeah it's my main type of humour.

5 What's the first thing you notice about people? I don't know I guess their nose or hair.

6 What's your eye colour? Greyish blue.

7 Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings they make me feel happier.

8 Any special talents? I can make a great crow impression.

9 Where were you born? A hospital.

10 Hobbies? Listening to music and going on drives.

11 Do you have any pets? Yeah, two dogs.

12 Sports you play/have played? I play soccer and hockey in P.E.

13 Height? I'm short so roughly 5'4.

14 Favourite school subject? English I like reading the books.

15 What's your dream job? Musician or professor.

@shadoobee @milkyway-ashes @pirateboy @keefsteef @thebedroomblues

[harlequinhovers]

I went to Sephora on my LUNCH BREAK to get eyelashes put ON TOP of my OWN eyelashes, hoping beyond all reason that maybe SOMEONE would recognize and become a true admirer because I HAVE NONE!

👺🤩👺🤩👺🤩💅🏽

I ADMIRE YOU, ANON WHO IS TOTALLY NOT RAE….