#kasaundra's dream journal

[godsfavoriteasian]

Had a bad dream about Netanyahu trying to steal Ladybird from me and was chasing after me for her.

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[godsfavoriteasian]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that I made an appointment to get my eyes checked and my eye doctor is Bashar Al-Assad of all people. It turns out that I had not had an eye exam for three years. He was checking my eyes and when asked to read the letters on the slides it spelled I-M T-O-R-Y P-L-A-N B and it had a cartoon of Tony Blair next to it. I ended up getting a new perscription.

When I went out and in this dream Malcolm Tucker was waiting in a truck that looked like my boyfriend Steve's to pick me up. Turns out he was my fiancé and we have been dating for about a few months and we ended up going to a party at an upscale resturant for a close friend's anniversery party with my family. Then it was apparent that i was starring reality TV show about my family.

It then switches to my sister (35yo) commenting that my relationship with Malcolm moved pretty fast and that she was worried about the age gap. It then switched to us all toasting the happy couple and then it switches back to my mum and dad's house. I asked my mum and dad, who forsome reason was Bibi Netanyahu of all people, what they think of Malcolm. My mum said that it was a bit soon to be engaged. Then my mum is in the confessional and says that she is happy that I found someone but that she felt hurt thatI didn't tell the family about ne getting engaged to Malcolm, but she worried that I was settling down to quickly. My dad/Netanyahu then says that both him and mum are happy for me.

It then switchesto Mum and dad/Netanyahu in bed and they're both talking about ny engagement and dad tells mum that i have a good head on my shoulders and that i woukd be fine.

[godsfavoriteasian]

I have long Covid, and ever since then I have really vivid dreams. I just woke up from a terrifying dream that I was married to Nigel Farage and he was the PM of England and wind up having kids with him.

At least it's better than the frequent dreams where George Osborne is my dad and coked out half of the time that he started selling off items in the Br*t*sh National Museum to fund his c*ke habit & storing the items in his house. My comrade Rob is always in them in where we always find him vacuuming the house at 3 AM and ends up passing out on the couch in the living room and both of us try to sort through the artifacts and deliver them back to their countries of origin.

[godsfavoriteasian]

Kasaundra’s Dream Journal

I woke up on Christmas morning and looked under the tree.  I take mt stocking and then Cher Bono pops out of it.  I asked her “what are you doing here?”  

“I came here to make someone’s Christmas special.”

I was surprised, but I kept on asking what she was doing in my living room.  It caused such a racket that it woke up my parents and they came down to see me asking Cher questions about what she was doing in our living.  Mom then turns on the light and she is astonished to see Cher Bono in our living room, and in a red gown (she was skinny).  My dad then asks my mom who invited her in there, and was asking who Cher was, and then Bono from U2 pops into our living room in a santa suit and his crew takes out half of our living room wall wheeling in a piano.  He then started to serenade us with John Lennon’s “Imagine.”

[godsfavoriteasian]

We stan our comrades who listen to us ramble about weird vivid dreams about politicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Had a bad dream about Netanyahu trying to steal Ladybird from me and was chasing after me for her.

Here's the cat tax