#karl jacobs merch

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Working on something 👀

[icarusyouidiot]

The most haunted city in America with Karl and foolish March 26, 2023

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Really contemplating something here

[stuffthatsrandomish]

May I know where to get this shirt??? Asking for a friend of course

[dnftoosh]

Oh my toosh <3 TINA FINALLY GOT HER FERCH YIPPEE !!!

[mahikamihan]

WAIT RAE LOOKS SO GOOD IN KARL JACOBS MERCH

[karlupdates]

Karl tweeted on his main!

[weeping-obsidian]

MCYT MERCH FOR SALE!!

Philza hard-core hearts hoodie size Large (missing hoodie string) - $30

Eret "it was never meant to be" hoodie size size Large - $30

Ranboo varsity jacket size Large - $60

Karl Jacobs yootooz (missing box sleeve) - $25

Pricing is flexible (shipping costs not included)! Dm me if you're interested!

[eulchu]

this is so unserious imagine getting cucked and then proceedingly have merch, homoerotic roleplay, and living with the person who cucked you and possibly also having your girl stolen from you by karl fucking jacobs i would jump

DESERVED! loser

[sappymix1]

Hello hello, I have a question for scientific reasons

What is your favorite Dream’s outfit? 👀

hmm i don’t know all of them but out of the ones i found scrolling thru my phone i really like when he wears like. earthy colours you know like brown and oranges and greens like it looks really good on him :) despite the horrors i love that damn karl jacobs merch shirt sm

[tinogiehd]

on the first day of choir after I reenrolled I thought one of the tenors was wearing off brand georgenotfound merch and I almost brought it up to them bc I really didn't know anyone in that choir but luckily before I did I got a closer look and realized that it actually, in fact, said "gender not found" not georgenotfound. only other time was someone in that Karl Jacobs hoodie going into the business building so not someone I can imagine being friends with💀poor mcyt fan economy at tiny schools ig

my school last year was so overrun with mcyt stans it was really scary like one of my roommates last year was an og like 2019 dream team fan who hated george, wanted to marry sapnap, and while i was living with her underwent dranti psychosis after she started watching stonepa in january. our first bonding experience was watching a manhunt together

[omegawolverine]

DUDE. hb12, karl jacobs merch support, just sent me an exact copy paste of the email they sent me in fucking january when i asked about shipping delays even thought this time i was asking for a refund. I ASKED FOR A REFUND. AND THEY SENT ME A COPY PASTE FROM WHEN I ASKED ABOUT SHIPPING DELAYS. what the fuck

[dravidson]

dnf confirmed tongue fucking in the vidcon backrooms

dnf fucked raw at the karl jacobs merch booth but no one saw cus they dont gaf about him

[theprivatearchives]

12th June 2021 

It really doesn't matter what Ranboo or Corpse or Dream look like... there's no way they'll top Wilbur Soot. ^-^

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"I got a-l-l-l-l the boys simping for me right now." -Karl Jacobs being selfaware XD

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Back when I was watching the IRL KarlNap streams live, I watched the one where they're going over the cards and assessing them, and I was like 'hmm... Karl's hoodie is pretty cool" but I didn't think much of it at the time. Now I've just realised it's the fricking MISS YOU CORPSE hoodie!! That hoodie is more iconic than pretty much any merch I'm aware of, and I absolutely adore it.

It's amazing how things come full circle when you follow a trail of fandoms.

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Watching some older Technoblade lore VODs and Quackity starts spouting -sh** about Technoblade having to pay for his "war crimes" and go on trial and etc. and I'm just watching as my blood boils, thinking about the trash moves Quackity has made in the past and how he's super guilty but he's talking like Techno is the bad guy. I hate Quackity pretty much. (Don't get me wrong, I hate him like any character who's actions I deplore and who is a filthy villain in my sight in any story. Don't hear me saying I hate the CC. That's another story lol.) Anyways, Technoblade was like, "sounds like BeEs" and so now I'm even more convinced I should be a Technoblade fan lol. I live for two days on the dream smp. The day that Dream gets his happy ending, and the day that Quackity gets the negative retribution he deserves.

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Yikes! Karl's been tweeting @_Corpse to play with him again. That man (Karl) really does momma-bird us with delightful content all the time! He's a special one. <3

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I just popped in to say that I'm currently catching a Karl & Corpse gaming stream LIVE! Let's goooo! I usually can't see them live. Two of my favourite streamers. <3

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I felt like crying when Corpse and Karl were saying goodbye. I didn't get too many dishes washed until after the stream finished and I put on a Technoblade lore VOD Lol

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by @.ibti! @.valkyraelovebot

Most iconic thing corpse ever did? "independent, no label, no agency, no paid promo, from his bedroom"

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https://twitter.com/CATGIRLSHIT/status/1402769913765376000?s=20 The knife video on this made me lose it. So funny.

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One day I'll look back at this time and think about how legendary it was... https://twitter.com/CORPSEGENIUS/status/1402360582200758281?s=20

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This thread is basically my substitute for Twitter lol. I do kinda wish I had twitter. But you can't sign up without giving your phone number so I drew a line at that.

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What do you do when you want to write fanfiction, but the people or characters you want to write are people you don't think you can write accurately because you're not them?

I want to write Dream but he deals with things by quipping and Karl but he's constantly joking and genuinely super funny all the time and I am about as funny as doing dishes.

[gogciety-moved]

yall gotta move to my town. theres a girl in my program who wears a dream hoodie. saw a girl wearing Karl Jacobs merch at the light crossing couple months ago. the guy at the safeway counter always compliments my sapnap merch and the dude at the dispensary gives me a free joint whenver i wear my gnf hoodie/sweatpants. It might be because its a college town but idk stan central over here

golos get free joint privileges at [REDACTED] town 🙏 which one of you is the dispensary dude

[kaztheghost]

I don't know if I'm interested in getting anything, but what all are you trying to get rid of?

Mostly youtooz figures (Sam Nook, Awesamdude, Purpled, HannahxxRose, Skeppy, Sadist, Punz) as well as youtooz plushies (Boomer, Ranboo + Enderchest, Skeppy)

I do also have general merch I'm probably going to get rid of as well (Boomer's colorblock hoodie NEVER worn, GNF goggles, Fundy's hoodie, more I forgot to write down)

There's some stuff I'm debating about getting rid of but I'll list them anyways (Boomer, Karl Jacobs, Ranboo, Captain Puffy, Ponk youtooz) (Lmanburg Flag Plushie) (POSSIBLY the L'mantrio youtooz figures) (Ranboo varsity jacket)

All the figures & plushies come with their original boxes and their plastic protective ones if they were shipped with one, the authenticity scratch offs were never touched; everything is in perfect condition

[georgecunt]

Karl just annoys me so much. He pretends to be this wholesome open minded guy who wears nail polish and isn’t afraid of dressing “different”, when really he’s just the biggest pick me ever. The only reason he dresses the way he does and cuddles with guys is because if he didn’t do that, he’d just be another one of Mr. Beats average boring white straight guy groupies, and god forbid Karl Jacobs not have merch and an army of delulu fans.

i think he just likes the way he dresses but he's such a pick me, i hope knowing snf will never pick him before dream makes him sick every day