#kaidan don't strike me as the kinda guy who thinks basIC HUMAN DECENCY is a bitch flirting so don't do him dirty like is and code that

[namorian]

also i hate in me1 you can’t just fucking TALK to people and like, ASK ABOUT THEIR LIVES N SHIT without it triggering a romance

like i talked to kaidan ONCE about biotic shit bc i just wanted to know biotic lore, realized they made it a romance thing that i had the most BASE CURIOSITY in him, an npc they BUILT for me to interact with and even after AVOIDING ALL OTHER CONTACT WITH HIM bc i didn’t realize i was on the romance track with him and taLKED TO HIM BEFORE THE CITADEL INSTEAD OF TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF ME2 NOW THINKS I ACTUALLY WANTED THAT HORSESHIT AND HIS STUPID FUCKING PORTRAIT IS MOCKING ME IN MY QUARTERS 

like this is such a fucking crime..... a sin..... i built this ENTIRE CHARACTER to romance thane, i decided to play these games like 50-80% for thane dO NOT FUCKING FORCE ME INTO THIS BASIC ASS HORSESHIT BIOWARE JFGHS