#kaffy

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revolver... so cool..,.,

original quality

[kaffykathy]

Enlightened-Class: I'm sorry COMP/CON, but I don't think you count as an NHP

COMP/CON: This is bullshit! You let UNCLE in here!

UNCLE: I'll have you know that allowing the computer to shoot the gun fer you is a recipe fer a very cankerous A.I. Pard'ner! Why don't you mozy on out before I blow ya to smithereenies?

[coffeenuts]

[vancody]

New refs for my characters Lummie and Kaffie!

And a mini-comic about your regular Tuesday at the lab

[zerokissingbooth]

faggottron gets put in his place by queen bee cunttress of the stellaron hunters

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hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

[boringiceland]

Fyrir utan Rósa Kaffi í Hveragerði

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they r best friends I think

[kaffykathy]

I'm reading trash again and I needed to share this panel.

No I'm not sharing the Doujin name.

[kaffykathy]

I have a story to tell, haha.

When I was at my OIC, there was a place that was offering programming classes as a "equal opportunity program" with York Solutions - this is known as their B2E program, I was eager to take it - and people that are offered it already know why.

I was very optimistic about this, only to be stumped by their fucking logic tests. A timed, 1 hour logic and mathmatic test.

I really didn't know how I could even prepare for it.

This completely threw me out of wanting to do programming, as I felt like I didn't have the mindset for such things...

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

[coffeenuts]

[8ande]

14.05.2024 - Nedfor kjøkkenvinduet

[zerokissingbooth]

SPIDER KAFKA.

[kaffykathy]

Actual HEMA longsword student of less than 12 months of experience here. I'm proud to say that at the very least, everyone in my club hates Shad. Myself included.

It's horrible how this person is still the fucking face of such a niche hobby.

Do you remember that Aussie sword guy who used to talk about medieval weapons?

And, like, he seemed pretty good at talking about swords and shit. He seemed to have a good grasp of the history and tactics. He'd analyze movie weapons for their realism and that was fun. He did demonstrations with real weapons. For a time I really looked forward to his videos popping up in my feed.

He seemed like a harmless sword-fighting aficionado.

But then I guess he wanted to spread his wings. So he started down an anti-woke path. Giving questionable critiques about media and feminism. He started defending boob armor by showing historical examples even though most of those were decorative and not battle ready like in the games.

Then he admitted he was a fan of The Daily Wire.

And that was disappointing.

I missed him nerding out about swords, ya know?

Well, Shad decided to spread his wings again.

He has become...

*bad French accent* An artiste.

You see, he types words into a little box. Then a little robot does a google image search and steals a bunch of art. Then that robot reconfigures that art to be nearly indistinguishable from the source material. Well... aside from the occasional artist watermark.

Whoops!

A.I. art is very difficult. Sometimes when you type words into the box you get a woman with 5 lopsided anime tiddies. Or 20 fingers on one hand. It takes time and effort and experience to type in the perfect magic words so that you get something close to your imagination that doesn't belong in some sort of Lovecraftian horror ripoff.

For example, check out this cool "pirate hat" I asked A.I. to place on my head.

Clearly, I am not skilled enough at typing words into a box to get a proper pirate hat.

It. Is. Not. Easy.

I heard someone say you have to type things in a box for 10,000 hours before you start getting truly masterful generations.

I mean, you can't type "marathon runners" and expect that to actually work.

THIS REQUIRES SKILL, PEOPLE.

And I am a lowly amateur. I can only dream of becoming the box-typist Shad has honed himself into.

The thing is... Shad is very upset.

He is upset that you don't like his "art" and he is ready to die on this hill.

So... before he croaks on a mound of bullshit, he has something to show you. He has created something truly brilliant and when you see it, he is convinced you will validate his considerable efforts.

Before I show you his "Not. Easy." artistic masterpiece I'd like you to sit with what he has said for a second.

Ruminate in the verbiage.

Process the ideas and points of view presented.

Digest his plea for you to accept and love his hard won battle after typing words into a box to manifest his imaginings.

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Have you sat?

Ruminated?

Processed?

Digested?

Okay, here it is...

[whooiew]

Kaffy caught on the job

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mini scythe