#k last one for tonight goodnight y'all

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Everyone on the Island is gonna take the pills!

Fit: I don't think everyone on the Island's gonna take the pills, Pac. You know, it's–

Pac: [In a low voice] Who you think is not gonna take the pills? Who is the maniac, who is the crazy one that doesn't want the pills?

Fit: Well, I mean just think statistically Pac, I mean, there's how many members on this Island? Not everyone's going to say yes.

Pac: Everyone's gonna say yes. Otherwise I think– [whispers] I think Cucurucho might do something.

Fit: What do you think Cucurucho would do?

Pac: Uhhhhhmmmm... Probably make everyone take the pill! [Laughs] That's all! Or maybe kill everyone, I dunno! Or maybe kill the Eggs. [Laughs] Who knows! Who knows, who knows... Oh wait, the Eggs are already dead.

Fit: Wait, WHAT? They’re dead?!

Pac: Oh no they’re not! I’m just kidding! [Laughs and punches Fit] I’m just kidding, Fit, I’m just kidding! They’re probably all are alive and good, they–

[annab-recs]

Can’t Be Trusted - JJ Maybank

Kooks have never really trusted pogues, but you have gained the trust of some as you babysit and dogsit for them. After inviting JJ over as you are dogsitting, a necklace goes missing and who else would have taken it other than the infamous kleptomaniac, right?

Warnings: some curse words

Word Count: 2.9k+

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"I think someone's mom is home!" You shout from the back door. After playing little game of hide and seek, Austin and Ava wanted to play in their treehouse, so you went inside and chilled out until their two-year-old sister, Aubrey, woke up.

"Okay! We will be out in a minute!" Ava shouted to you as she poked her head out the treehouse window. You rolled your eyes playfully before returning to Aubrey who was still a little groggy from her nap. All she wanted to do was lay in your arms and watch Trolls.

"How were they today, y/n?" Sadie asked you when she walked into her home.

"Absolute angels as always. This one is a little sleepy from her nap, but she just needs cuddles and she'll be fine. The other two are in the treehouse," you tell her as you walk over to where she was standing by the kitchen counter. Aubrey makes grabby hands at her mother and you lean forward to hand her off.

"Hey, I meant to ask you this when you were here last week but how would you feel about dog sitting?" You shot her a weird look as she did not have any dogs, but nodded, nonetheless.

"My sister, Savannah, has three dogs and she and her husband are going on vacation for a week. She just needs someone to let the dogs out and feed them and stuff. I told her about you because you are so great with the kids and I knew that if I can trust you with them, she can trust you with her dogs," Sadie finished.

It was nice to hear a kook say something so kind about a pogue. The adults don't seem to have as big of a problem with pogues as the teenagers do. You were happy to hear that she trusted you so much with her children because you love her kids so much and would do anything for them.

"You can tell her I'm interested," you tell Sadie and she nods.

"Okay, I'll send her your number. Thanks again y/n," she spoke as she handed you some money for your service and you walked out after hugging each of the kids goodbye. 

...

"Okay, so that's all that you really need to know. You can stay here if you want so that you don't have to travel back and forth across the island. Let me show you the guest room." You follow Savannah through her house and to the guest room.

"You can invite your friends like Kiara or Sarah to stay with you, so you aren't too lonely. You can literally do whatever as long as you clean up after yourself, but I know I don't have to worry about anything with you. Sadie talks very highly of you." You blush at the comment and send her a smile. "Do you have any questions?"

"No ma'am. I think I got it all." She smiles at you as Bo, her golden retriever, licks up your leg. The two of you chuckle as you head back to the kitchen.

"Okay well here's the key and the code for the alarm system is 1742. I'll turn it on when we leave and when you get here, just turn it off and then turn it back on at night. Once again, thank you so much for doing this. I could not find anyone and the girl who normally keeps the dogs is going to be gone as well."

"No problem, Mrs. Savannah. I'm extremely excited to get to be with these pups all week next week," you say as you ruffle your hand through Bo’s fur. Her other two dogs, Bleu and Bailey, have been chilling but Bo has been following you everywhere. You said your goodbyes before heading over to The Wreck where your friends were.

"Hello everyone," you announce your presence as your friends greet you. You take the only empty seat at the table that sits between JJ and Pope and sneakily snag a fry from JJ's plate.

"Hey!" He shouts and attempts to grab the fry back, but it is already in your mouth. A giggle escapes your lips as he pouts about his stolen food.

"You owed me that one after all the food I share with you. At least, I have Pope. You'll share your fries with me, won't you buddy?" Pope grins at you before nodding.

"Of course." He slides his basket of fries closer to you and you gladly take one before Kie offers to get you some. You decline, saying you just wanted to tease JJ to which he frowns before ruffling with your hair playfully. After you fix your hair, the pogues ask you about your day.

"I was actually at Savannah's house, Sarah." She shot you a confused look before telling you to continue. Savannah and Sadie are cousins with Ward, so they are related to the Cameron’s. That's how Sarah knows her.

"I thought you babysit for Sadie," she wonders, and you nod.

"I do but Sadie recommended me to Savannah as a dog sitter, so I'm going to be staying there next week while they're on vacation."

"You're basically a kook now, y/n," JJ jokes as you roll your eyes at him.

"No, but I'll be living in the house of one for a week. I'm a full-on pogue right here and you know it." You say as you point to your heart. You had too many responsibilities to look after and pay for to be a kook. You have to help out your dad with money because your mom left you two when you were seven. Things would be a million times better if you were actually a kook but living like one for a little bit would be nice.

...

It was not long before you were living that dream. Savannah left a few days ago and you have been waking up to Bo’s adorable face next to you every morning. As you watched the dogs run around in the backyard, you decided to invite a friend over. You were getting kinda lonely and Savannah said you could invite someone like Kie or Sarah, so you shot Kie a text first.

Y/n: what are you doing tonight? I'm kinda lonely and wanna sleepover with my girl

Kie: my dad has me working all night and then Sarah and I are going to the mainland early in the morning

Y/n: okay I'll ask one of the guys, thanks though

You can't ask John B because you don't want Sarah to get the wrong impression and Pope has work early in the morning with his dad, so your only option is JJ. There is nothing wrong with JJ. You love him to death, but he tends to slip things away without anyone noticing. You want to make a good first impression so that Savannah will want to use you again in the future. You let out a sigh before calling JJ.

"Hello?" His voice sounded through your ears.

"Hey, are you gonna be busy tonight?"

"No, what's up?" He asks as he makes sure to pop the 'p' at the end of his sentence.

"Well, I'm kinda lonely and Savannah said I could invite a friend to stay with me, so I was wondering if you wanted to." You were kind of nervous he would say no but he didn't.

"Yeah sure. I'll be over at like seven and I can bring a pizza."

"Ooo, sounds good. I'll see you then," you said as you salivated at the sound of pizza. You two ended the phone call and went on about your days until he came over. You showed him around the house and introduced him to Bo, Bleu, and Bailey. You made sure to keep a close eye on him the whole night to make sure he didn't snag anything without you knowing.

"Okay I'm stuffed," you announce as you set you unfinished pizza slice down.

"Well, I'm not so..." he trailed off as he grabbed your slice and finished it. You playfully rolled your eyes as you hopped off the barstool and threw the pizza box in the trash. As he finishes, you let the dogs out one last time for the night before bringing them back in, locking the door, and turning on the alarm.

...

After a while, the two of you both get showered and ready for bed. JJ takes one side and you take the other before turning to face him.

"Thanks for staying with me tonight," you whisper, careful not to wake the sleeping Bo that laid between the two of you.

"No problem, y/n. You know I'd do anything for you." His words bring a smile to your face that he can barely see in the low light. You mutter another 'thank you' and then a 'goodnight' as you press your lips to his cheek before turning around and falling asleep.

...

Though the two of you fell asleep separately with Bo between you, you woke up snuggled into JJ's side, your head resting on his bare chest. Bo laid on the other side of him by his leg. You smiled down at the dog as you slid out of JJ's arms. After admiring his sleeping form, you turned off the house alarm and let the dogs out to do their business.

While they were out, you found some eggs and decided to scramble them for breakfast and serve them with some toast. A shirtless sleepy JJ appeared in the doorway as you cooked the eggs. He rubbed his tired eyes before leaning against the counter next to you.

"Whatcha cooking?" He asks as he looks out the window to watch the dogs run around.

"Some eggs. If you want to help, there's bread over there that you can pop in the toaster," you tell him, pointing in the direction of the bread. He nods and does as you asked of him. He looks around in several cabinets before finding the plates and he pulls out two for y'all. He places them down next to you as you finish the eggs and put them on the plates. As soon as you finish with that, the toast pops up.

"Do you want grape or apple jelly?" He asks as he holds the two options up for you to see.

"Grape please." He takes care of the toast as you get two forks and set the plates down on the counter where you two ate last night. You grab two cups and fill them both with some orange juice to complete your meals.

"We do pretty well together," he boasts looking down at the finished product of your work. You laugh and agree before sitting down next to him. As you eat your breakfast, you look around and really take in the beautiful home you have been staying in.

"This place is really pretty," you say softly, still looking around at everything.

"One day, I'm gonna get you a place like this," JJ says as you giggle. He's always joked that you two were going to end up together and that y’all would go full kook. You had always liked JJ but never tried anything. He never initiated anything either, so you just stayed friends. You nodded at him in agreement.

"One day, we will have a huge house and we'll have dogs too," you add on to the dream. JJ wanted to add kids to the dream too but was not sure how you would feel about it, so he kept quiet.

"Yep," he spoke before filling his mouth with eggs again.

...

"Hey y/n! Sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you had anyone over," Savannah asked you through the phone. You felt tense and unsure about what she was getting at.

"Kiara and Sarah stayed with me one night, but that was it. Do you mind me asking why?" You weren't completely lying. After JJ stayed with you, Kie and Sarah spent the night two nights later.

"Well, I can't find one of my necklaces that I thought I had left in the living room on accident before leaving. It was worth a lot of money and my husband gave it to me. I was going to ask if you had seen it and if you had anyone over, would you please ask them if they had seen it too?" JJ's name ran through your mind constantly as she spoke. That little kleptomaniac probably stole it.

"No ma'am. I didn't see it, but I'll ask the girls and get back to you. I'm sorry."

"It's okay. Just please let me know as soon as possible," she said before hanging up.

"Fuck," you mutter as your mind races. She probably thinks you stole it and she'll probably tell her sister and you won't be able to babysit anymore which is your most steady and good-paying job. You don't even bother asking the girls. Your first priority is JJ.

...

When you walk up to the chateau, you notice JJ laying on the hammock in the back.

"Hey y/n! What's up?" He asked happily but his face changed when he caught sight of yours. "What happened?"

"I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be completely honest with me." He nods, waiting for you to fill him in on what is bothering you.

"Did you steal anything from Savannah's house?"

"What the hell, y/n?" He asks, anger lacing his voice.

"That wasn't a no."

"No, y/n! I didn't steal anything. Why would you ask me that?" He seethes. He's stood up from the hammock now, too angry to sit.

"Because she can't find an expensive ass necklace and you normally like to steal things. Sorry for automatically thinking it was you," you speak sarcastically.

"I didn't steal it, y/n. I never saw a necklace the whole time I was there. You were with me the whole time. The only time we weren't together was when I was in the shower and when you were in the shower, I was in bed. I promise I didn't leave or go anywhere while you were gone." He stops for a minute as he thinks.

"Is that why you watched my every fucking move while I was there? Because you thought I would steal something?" You stayed quiet which gave him the answer he was looking for. He let out a scoff before continuing to speak.

"You know what? Fuck what I said. That whole dream of you and I getting together one day and living like that. I can't do that with someone who doesn't trust me." His words hurt but you shrugged it off as if it did not matter to you.

"That's fine with me. It was a dumb dream anyway. Like we could achieve that." You scoff before turning around and walking home. Tears streamed down your cheeks. You probably just lost your favorite job and your best friend. Could life get any worse? Your phone buzzes in your hand. Reluctantly you look down at it, hoping it was Kie or Pope or Sarah. Someone who could make you feel better, but it wasn't. It was Savannah.

Savannah: hey just wanted to let you know I found the necklace

"Shit," you muttered under your breath as guilt washes over you and you bolt back to the chateau. You had royally screwed up everything and have to fix it. When you walked to the back where JJ was, you saw him sitting in the hammock with his hands behind his head. He glances over at your approaching figure before returning his gaze to the tree above him.

"You here to accuse me of some more shit I didn't do?" He asks bitterly. You deserve it. You were a shit friend.

"Um, no," you whisper as you shake your head and more tears prick your eyes from all the guilt and shame you felt, "I'm so sorry JJ. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions and I should've believed you. I know you wouldn't lie to me. I was just scared that I would lose my job with Sadie. You know how much I love those kids. I thought I'd never get to be with them again. I know that doesn't justify me accusing you of stealing but I love you and hope you can forgive me."

You wipe away the last of your tears before JJ stands up to pull you into a hug. You wrap your arms tightly around him, glad he seemed to forgive you for your crappy actions.

"I couldn't have stayed mad at you if I tried. I just wish you would trust me more," he whispered in your ear before pulling away from you.

"That's the thing JJ. I trust you so much, with my life and everything, but the things just added up and you'd be lying if you said stealing isn't something you would totally do." The two of you laugh together before JJ pulls you down onto the hammock with him and you lay together, looking up at the sky through the tree branches. A comfortable silence fell over the two of you before JJ decided to speak.

"You stole first," he said softly. You turned to look up at him with a questioning look upon your face.

"What? No, I didn't. What do you mean?"

"You stole my heart," he smiled goofily at you before you roll your eyes and cuddle into him.

"Oh, shut up." You feel his laugh vibrate through his chest.

"I love you, y/n," he whispered as his fingers ran through your hair.

"Love you too JJ," you hummed.

[danurso]

Colorguard christmas

(As per usual, my post for the celebration is late, but whatever, im still awake so it means christmas is not over for me yet, which techinically means im still on time)

Fun fact: every time i imagine adult RWBY, i imagine their 3.0 versions.

Pyrrha: so? Everything ready?

Perseus: *7y/o boy with red hair and blue eyes* *putting down a cup of milk* milk, okay!

Rouje: *7y/o old boy with blonde, red-tipped hair and silver eyes* *putting down a plate of cookies* cookies, ok!

Ruby: you didn't ate any of the cookies, did you?

Rouje: *with cookie bran around his mouth* nope, not a single one mommy!

Weiss: what about the lights?

Frost: *7y/o girl with icy blue eyes, white hair and blonde tips* *turns on the tree lights* lights, ok.

Yang: *with yin sitting on her shoulder* what about the tree?

Yin: *7y/o girl with blonde hair and red eyes* *placing a star on top of the tree* aaaand. . .done! Tree is ok!

Blake: so, is everything ready?

Kyara: *7y/o girl with black hair, a pair of cat ears, one eye blue and the other amber.* i think it is mom.

Ruby: great! Just a few more minutes and it will be christmas!!!

Perseus: i just wished dad was here to celebrate. . .

Rouge: me too.

Weiss: we all wanted that, but jaune had to go on that very important last time mission.

Pyrrha: but don't worry about that, he's going to be home tomorrow very early, so it will be just like usual.

Frost: well, at least he's going to be here tomorrow.

Kyara: *nods*

Yin: can't we at least call him?

Blake: unfortunately, no. Your dad is on a very serious mission and he can't risk receiving calls right now.

RFKYP: *expression drops*

Blake: but, he did let a video-message for you.

RFKYP: Really!?

Yang: here. *syncs her scroll with the TV and plays a video.*

Jaune: *on the TV* they there kids, merry christmas!

RFKYP: Daddy!

Jaune: sorry for not being able to be there with you today, but this mission i had was really important and daddy really couldn't pass on it.

RFKYP: *vision drops* we know daddy.

Jaune: and that's why i asked a friend of mine to pay you guys a visit while i'm out, he's a bit busy tonight so he can't stay for too long, but i know you all will love him.

Yin: who is daddy talking about?

Yang: *shrugs with a knowing smile* no idea.

Jaune: he should arrive at midnight, so you all better he nice to him, okay? I love you all, see you tomorrow. *video ends*

Rouge: daddy's friend is arriving at midnight?

Frost: but it's already midnight.

Weiss: *staring at the clock* would you look at that, it really is midnight.

Ruby: i wonder where this mysterious friend is. . .wait, are you guys hearing that?

RFKYP: . . . *listening carefully*

???: *footsteps coming from the second floor* HO-HO-HO!

Rouge: wait, that sounds like. . .

Jaune: *coming downstairs, dressed as santa.* HO-HO-HO! Where are the kids my dear friend jaune told me about?

RFKYP: SANTA!!! *tackles him*

Jaune: *on the ground* HO-HO! what strong kids you all are.

Yin: you're really santa!?

Jaune: why, yes. Of course i am!

Perseus: what are you doing here?

Jaune: *getting up* well, i was about to start my night and deliver the presents to the well behaved kids when i remembered that my friend jaune had asked me to visit you all today since he couldn't be here.

Rouge: *disappear in a blur before coming back with a cup of milk and a plate of cookies* here Santa! We made these for you!

Jaune: really? Thank you very much *eats a cookie and drinks some milk* hmm, this is great, you really are amazing kids, just like jaune said.

RFKYP: *smiling brightly*

RWBY/Pyrrha: *chuckles*

Jaune: which reminds me. *pulls the bag of his back* which one of you behaved this year?

Yin: ME! ME!

Rouge: ME TOO!

Kyara: i think i behaved well this year.

Perseus: i think i did it too.

Frost: *proudly* i was the most well behaved this year.

Jaune: really? Well, that mean you all deserve a reward. *pulls out several gifts, placing them under the tree* tomorrow morning, you will all be able to open them, if you try and peek at them, you won't receive presents next year, okay?

RFKYP: okay!

Jaune: well, now i need to go, there are many houses i need to visit today, and remember to always listen to what your parents say, okay?

RFKYP: okay! Bye santa!

Jaune: HO-HO-HO! Goodbye kids! *leaves*

Yin: wow, i didn't knew dad knew santa!

Yang: your dad is full of surprises. Now let's get to bed y'all, it's late and the sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you'll get your presents.

RFKYP: roger that! *runs upstairs*

*a few minutes later*

Jaune: *walks back in*

Yang: *waves* hey there santa.

Jaune: hey girls. So, are they asleep?

Ruby: yup, soundly asleep.

Jaune: *sits on the couch and lets out a relaxed sigh*

Pyrrha: it was really nice of you to dress up as santa for them.

Jaune: *sheepishly* i just saw the costume on the store and had the idea to do this, it wasn't anything much. Though the bread is really itchy. *scratching his fake beard*

Blake: but i think it was worth it, the kids got really happy after seeing you.

Jaune: *grinning* what can i say? There isn't anything in this world that i won't do for my kids or my beautiful wives.

RWBY/Pyrrha: *with a light pink on her cheeks*

Jaune: *chuckles* no matter how many years pass, i still love to see you all blushing like that.

Weiss: s-shut up, you're such a dolt.

Jaune: and you all still love me and married me, making me the happiest man alive.

RWBY/Pyrrha: *blushes*

Jaune: *grinning victoriously*

Yang: speaking of happiness. *sits on jaune's lap*

Jaune: . . .what are you doing?

Yang: im sitting on santa's lap, it reminds me of my childhood, only this time santa is toned hot guy that really makes me wanna play around. *starts rocking her hips*

Jaune: *pink* e-err. . .yang, c-can you please stop?

Yang: *grinning* why? I've been a good girl the whole year? Can't i get my present now? *attacks his neck while inserting her hands under his coat*

Jaune: *red* g-girls, a little help p-please?

Pyrrha: sorry jaune, but we can't do that.

Blake: you weren't the only one planning something nice for christmas.

Jaune: *looks back the the girls, now wearing only thin negligees* uhh. . . *blushes with a nosebleed*

RWBY/Pyrrha: merry christmas santa~

Jaune: *dazed* m-merry christmas for me.

Yin: *standing on the corner with a cup of water in hand* . . . *walks upstairs, entering her room* hey, guys. . .

RFK_P: *sleepy* what?

Yin: santa is back.

Rouge: why?

Yin: *smiling* mommies are giving him a christmas present.

Kyara: that's nice.

Perseus: yeah, he himself probably doesn't get many presents.

Frost: great, now let's get back to sleep, it's late and i'm tired.

Yin: sure *lays on her bed* night guys.

RFK_P: night. . . *falls asleep*

Yin: . . . *drifts away*

*ten years later*

Rouge: *sleeping* . . .

Frost: *sleeping* . . .

Kyara: *sleeping* . . . 

Perseus: *sleeping* . . .

Yin: *sleeping* . . . *jolts awake, sitting up*

Frost: yin? *rubs her eyes and sits up* what's wrong?

Yin: they were fucking. . .

Frost: what?

Yin: santa was fucking our mothers! He's literally a motherfucker!!!

Frost: . . . *sigh* i'm too tired for this. *lays on the bed* goodnight.

Yin: wait! I'm serious! Santa was having sex with our mo- *gets four pillows on her face*

RFK_P: shut uuuup!

[smallrunningmachine]

Newsies as my theatre program's Hell Week antics

Jack: Had way too much fun painting the Denmark flag on an ensemble member's chest

Davey: Started a study group backstage and supplied snacks for said study group. Also figured out why the mics kept crackling during the numbers

Les: Took a mail cart that was being used as a prop for a joyride

Race: Marched into intermission dinner wearing his character's fishnet shirt and yelled "This is the last time you'll see me in this tonight!" and proceeded to take it off and power walk out to deafening cheers

Kath: Brought dark chocolate M&Ms to apologize for yelling at the techies but got dark chocolate because "I'm still kind of mad at you."

Albert: Walked in on a whole lotta chaos going down in the house, said "What the f**k?" and walked out

Crutchie: Brought in a cake to be had at intermission, made it to intermission to find that there was none left and then brought sugar cookies the other nights for everybody to have

Spot: The overly enthusiastic drummer in the pit who was playing too loud to hear Crutchie yelling "Y'all wanna cookie?"

Mush: Preset the wrong guitar prop for the opening number because she couldn't find the right one

Blink: Narrowly saved Mush from getting chewed out by the lead actor for presetting the wrong guitar

Smalls: Got lifted over an actor's head and when her dress fell in front of his face said very sweetly and with a big smile, "You look up and I'll strangle you."

Mike and Ike: Were stage manager and assistant stage manager and friends from cross country and were completely inseparable

Elmer: Was told that we needed a few beer bottles backstage and proceeded to come over to stage left with an entire planter full of them

JoJo: Found the lead actor lying on a bed prop contemplating life, climbed in with him, and proceeded to gently kiss him goodnight

Sniper: Screamed bloody murder when an actor jumped out of a dumpster prop to surprise her and proceeded to try to hit him with her dance bag

Delanceys and Weasel: Snuck away from football practice to throw trash in the auditorium (Which nearly started a small-scale riot when we found it)

[spir1tfar3r]

Bad day with a not so bad ending

Kenma knew something was off, you were talking and walking slightly slower than normal; it wasn't much but he noticed. Normally he would push this off as a bad day, but this had been more than a week of the same behavior. Upon closer inspection he noticed that the sparkle in your eye had dwindled; it would practically disappear when your tumblr was brought up. He avoided talking about it since it was a bother but he was getting worried. So he made a plan a date to cheer you up. He certainly didn't think this is how he would end up taking you out on y'all's first date. He spent most of the night planning the date and the next morning had arrived. He wanted no- needed to make you smile.

Kenma: Hey Kuroo. I need you keep Kairi busy for 2 hrs after class today.

Kuroo: oh? What are you up to?

Kenma: None of your concern, it's a surprise for Kairi and Kairi alone. If you say a word to her about it ill make you regret it.

Kuroo: uh huh, right 😂

Kenma: kuroo this is serious

Kuroo: chill, I'm messing with you, I'll take her to the game stop in the mall or something

And just like that he could focus on setting up the date. You on the other hand were just starting your day. You had checked your asks again before heading to class even answered some but it didn't make you feel better. You appreciated some of your mutuals and named anons trying to make you feel better. However, you've had quite a few nasty people abusing anonymity to spew disgusting opinions and thought about you and your work. You let out a long sigh as you trudged to your first class of the day. 'Is it just me or did this campus somehow get larger.. it feels like its taking longer to get to class' you thought to yourself; it hadn't, your class was the same distance away as it had been since the beginning of the semester. Either way the day dragged on.

The only thing that didn't seem to last longer than usual today was your nap between your morning classes and afternoon class. "Typical.." you huffed as you slapped your hand on the dismiss button. You pull yourself out of bed and go to check your tumblr but stop just before clicking the app.

'Better not..' you thought to yourself and swiped the notifications for tumblr. You grab your bag and head to your afternoon class.

"H-.. Ka..ri," a muffled voice asked you. It was hard to hear anything outside of you buzzing thoughts repeating those stupid asks you had received. "He.. kai-... Hel..o.. Kairi.. Kairi. Kairi!" The voice continued to call until you practcially jumped out of your seat. You looked up to see that smug rooster head Kenma calls a friend.

"Kuroo. Sorry.. hey." You didn't even meet his eyes. I hadn't noticed that the class had ended, let alone emptied

"Class is over weirdo. You're coming with me." He stated, you looked up at him with a glare,

"Over my dead body." You hissed. He had a Cheshire cat smile curl on his lips. "What?" You huff only to yelp the next second as he swoops down and grabs hold of you. He slumps you over his shoulder. You wail you balled up fists against his back and kick your legs. "PUT. ME. DOWN! You know I hang out with Kenma after class!!" He starts walking,

"If you keep moving im going to drop you." He warns. You hear it but continue anyways,

"Damn it rooster head! Put me WAH" he bounced you on his shoulder. That shut you up real quick.

"Opps." He commented slyly. After about fifteen minutes of carrying you towards his car he stops. "You promise not to run?" He asks, you mumbled something close to a yes which was good enough for him. He sets you on your feet. The two of you get in the car and leave. 'Damn.. Kenma wasn't kidding this is serious.' Kuroo thought, 'were almost to the mall and she hasn't said a word. No questions on where we're going, why it Kenma isn't with us.. nothing.' He had to wait til he was inside to text Kenma.

Kuroo: I didn't think you meant this serious..

Kenma: wdym by that?

Kuroo: I mean she fought me when I first picked her up but other than that..

...

Nothing

Kenma: ...just give me about an hour everything should be done soon.

Do NOT let her on social media. Take her phone if you have to.

At this point you were just rolling with whatever came. So when your trip with Kuroo resulted in getting a few getting games in game stop and getting dragged around the mall for another hour you didn't argue. Being dropped off at a park by yourself seemed like the cherry on top of this awful day.

"Hey Kairi. How was you day?" A voice greeted from behind you. You turned to see Kenma, hands oddly behind his back instead of in his pockets.

"It was fine." You shrugged which only made him narrow his eyes. "I don't.. wanna talk about it." Your eyes meet his, "please..?" You asked. He sighed reluctantly agreeing. You tilted head as a silent way of asking why his hands were behind his back.

"Oh right." He pulls out one of his arms, "here, its suppose to get a little chilly tonight." He hand you an extra hoodie had brought. You put it on immediately and enjoyed the scent. "Oh and uh.. these. Thought TheyMightHelpErSmthin" His words quickly fumbled into a mumbled mess. He brings his other hand from behind his back. He was clutching a boquet of flowers.

"Kenma I-.." you weren't sure what to say. Even best friends don't casually buy flowers for each other.. right? Was this.. "Kenma is this a date?" You sniffer and played with one of the flowers as you waited for an answer. You instantly felt regret asking the question.

"Ah.. well it's whatever you want it to be. If it makes you more comfortable to think of this as us having out that's fine by me." He shrugs, "the point of tonight is to just relax and have fun." You nodded in response and sniffed the flowers. "Come on." He hooked his arm around yours and guided you through the park.

A small area lit by strings of fairy lights comes closer into view. There were cards being held by paper clips on those lights. In the middle was a blanket and a picnic basket.

"What.. is all this?" You ask Kenma. He shrugs and gives you a small smile,

"why don't you find out?" He gestures to the cards on the lights. You read and collect each one. They're kind comments/messages your followers and mutuals had made for you, each one explaining why they followed you, why they love your content, why they loved you, or what you've done positively for them aka how you've helped them. You teared up as you turned to the center to see Kenma setting up plates from the food in the basket.

"Did.. did you organize this?" You barely managed to ask without cracking your voice. He simply nods and continues setting up. "The messages too?" You kneeled on the blanket as he pours the two of you some soda.

"Your mutuals did most of the work on that one." He admitted. By this point tears were streaming down your face. "I know you've been having a tough time lately and I wanted you to know that someone cared. Someone other than me cared." He was too embarrassed to meet your eyes but you knew he meant every word. He got worried when you didn't respond so he looked up at you. To his delight you were smiling down at the cards in your trembling hands.

"Thank you.." you mumbled. Before he could ask what you said, you launched yourself forward at him and tackled him to the ground with a hug. You kissed his cheek causing him to flush profusely. "Thank you Kenma.." you cried. It took him a moment to come back to earth but when he did he wrapped his arms around you tightly. After a few moments he asked

"K-Kairi?" But you didn't respond. So he sat up slowly and realized you were asleep. "Guess we'll have to dinner another time.." he smiled down are your peacefully sleeping figure and kissed your forehead. "Goodnight player 2~"

[A/N: Im sorry this was suppose to be done so much earlier!!! But it seemed like you were having a rough time with some of the anons and stuff so.. I wanted to write you something. I apologize for any grammar mistakes its like 1 in the morning at the time of me submitting this.]

[ashdownbloodline]

We Need You For Something...

Part 2: Midnight Snack And Morning Breakfast

This is my first fanfic, I hope you all like it. I need to thank @dammn-dean for all her help! She has really helped me through all this. If you haven’t, go check her out. Let me know what you guys think of it.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Original Character (Yauna), other OC’s and Avengers pairings later.  

Words: 2.6 K about

Warnings: Adult Themes, Language, Eventual Smut, PTSD, motions of Torture, Fluff, Death

Summary: Yauna just wants to be normal and Tony recruits her as his head engineer. Her past catches up and shit goes crazy.

(gif isn’t mine again)

Yauna had spent the rest of the night decorating her new space, with a flick of her wrist, she opened a portal to her home in Brighton. Walking between the two bringing trinkets and items to make her new space more ‘her’. It was about 12:30 when she realized she hadn’t eaten dinner.

She made her way to the main kitchen in the lounge, rummaging around trying to find something to eat. Little did she know Sam had the same idea. He walked into the kitchen, turning the corner to see a girl, he’s never met before, digging through the pantry. 

“Hello?” He asked, which gave Yauna a start. She gripped the door of the pantry tight, leaning her face on it to calm down. “Who are you?” Sam said again, starting to get suspicious. Yauna calmed down and turned toward him. 

“Hi dearie, I’m Yauna Ashdown. Tony hired me.” Sam remembered reading the note in the weekly email about her, also Tony, Steve, and maybe Bruce talking about her.

He smiled, “I’m Sam Wilson. And don’t you dare take that last cookie.” He said in a warning tone, which earned a laugh out of her. “I wouldn’t think of it.” She said and Sam noticed her accent laughing more. Her laughter turned into a confused look at Sam’s increased laughter. After he calmed down he continued, “Where you from?” 

Yauna’s cheeks flushed a light pink, realizing what he was laughing at. “Ireland, just outside Wicklow to be more specific. But, my mother’s family was from Scotland, that’s why my accent is so weird.” Sam nodded and stuck out his hand toward her. She gladly took it, he smiles brightly at her, “I’m glad we finally have some culture around here. You’re the reason there is a mandatory breakfast in the morning, aren’t you?”

She laughed and nodded, “I get to be the new kid again.” She continued to laugh as Sam took the cookies from the pantry. “Yeah, it’ll be fine. If anyone gives you grief, tell them to piss off or send them Steve’s way. I’m not going to get beaten up for you.” He said sarcastically, nudging her side with his elbow. 

“I’ll be sure not to count on you then.” She laughed and nudged him back, earning another giggly laugh from him. The two said goodnight to each other, Yauna grabbed a bag of crisps and a bottle of water and they headed their separate ways.

The next morning came and Yauna put on another long tartan skirt and sweater with the sleeves partially rolled up and paired the outfit with brown leather oxfords. Looking in the mirror, she flicked her hair in front of her shoulders and watched it fall. The curls weren’t as unruly as usually, which was a good sign for the day. She looked down her shape, she hated how big her hips were and that her waist wasn’t small like other girls. 

Her smile fell then, thankful that she decided to wear a skirt to hide her thighs. She hated how big each part of her body was. She shock her head and pushed the negative thoughts from her head. I need to stop this, before I decide not to go out there. She scolded herself and with a final nod at the mirror, she left her room and headed down toward the kitchen.

First she saw Natasha Romanoff and Wanda Maximoff, Natasha was sitting on the bar counter talking to Wanda while she was cooking. Yauna gently walked over to the pair, “Hello?” She wasn’t scared, just nervous about her impression. Natasha locked eyes with her and jumped off the counter, she got close to Yauna and folded her arms across her chest. 

“And you are?” Wanda rolled her eyes, she knew what Nat was doing. Yauna didn’t back down though, “I’m the new engineer.” She replied, straightening her back and keeping her head high.

Tony yelled from behind his newspaper “She’s actually replacing me, in that field!” Natasha rolled her eyes, “Oh, so you think you’re better than Tony?” She was nagging her on and Yauna knew in now. 

She simply smiled and said, “Yeah, only because all of my mind and time can be spent on projects. I’m not running myself thin.” Pepper gave a ‘woop’ from beside Tony, then Wanda budded in. “Hey sweetie, I’m Wanda and this brat is Natasha.”

Nat couldn’t hold her tough guy act up anymore. She laughed, “Hello sweetie, I’m just messing around.” She softly punched Yauna’s arm, they both turned attention on her making some small talk. Yauna could feel Wanda scratching ever-so-slightly at her mind warding, so she decided to push back a bit (not enough to be discovered). Wanda grimaced slightly, which made Yauna stop and watch her shake her head trying to reorient herself.

The rest of the Team started to show up, most looking tired or a little hungover. Some came over to say hello, and some just wanted to eat then go back to bed. Yauna helped with the rest of breakfast, then they placed it all on the table. People sat everywhere, on the couches, tables, the bar and at the dining table. Yauna sat with Wanda, Vision and Nat, they were talking about funny stories about Clint, Tony and Thor being drunk.

“Hey, sorry we are late! Our run ran long.” Steve said laughing at his own pun. Sam and Steve walked over to Yauna, followed by a grumpy looking person. “Hey Yauna!” Sam said, giving her a hug quickly and Steve did the same. Bucky looked at her, she was shorter than him but she carried herself with enough confidence to tower over anyone. Steve shoved him forward toward her, “This is James, and Buck this is Yauna.” 

Bucky stuck out his hand awkwardly, Yauna took it gently. Her hands are so warm, he thought finally taking in her full figure and firey hair. “Hello dearie!” She responded gently at his silence, giving a small giggle at his a gap mouth. Quickly he pulled his hand away, a light red dusting his cheeks, he turned and walked away to get breakfast. “He’s shy.” Steve said with a chuckle, “It’s a’right, promise.” She reassured him quickly.

The other two walked away to get their share of breakfast, while Yauna sat on the couch enjoying the conversations around her. She loved to listen to everyone talk and reminisce. Just then there was a dip in the couch beside her. Bucky had finally worked up the courage, with the nagging from everyone else, he decided to go talk to Yauna. 

“Hey, I’m James Buchanan Barnes.” He said just loud enough for her to hear, quickly she turned to him with a smile that could make anyone melt. “Heya sweetie, I’m Yauna Ashdown. I’m glad you finally came to talk to me.” There was no judgement in her voice, no mocking or annoyance. There was only happy and contentment. 

“Yea, I’m sorry about that, Doll. I don’t do well with new people, or new in general.” Her smile continued as she turned her whole body toward him, giving him her full attention. “It’s a’right, I understand you don’t need to explain yourself to me. But, I promise I probably won’t bite.” She joked, this brought a smile to Bucky’s face, finally. There was something he liked about her, she wasn’t afraid of talking to him.

Tony hushed the crowd of people, “Okay, now the real reason I called you all here.” He gestured to Yauna to stand up, she obliged and gave a small wave. “I’m sure you’ve all met Yauna. She will be taking my place in the engineering department. Take all your tech problems to her.” He laughed poking at her and she flipped him off, earning some ‘ooo’s and ‘woop’s from the crowd. 

Steve pushed her, while laughing himself and Tony continued “She will be coming out into the field too, as support.” Sam piped up, “So, she’s gonna hafta train?” Tony and Steve nodded at that. “That’s all! Y'all are dismissed!” Tony clapped to end the ‘meeting’ and Steve turned to her, “We’ll need to set up a time to see how much you know. I want you to have a little bit of training before you go into the field. Our next mission isn’t for a while, so when ever you feel ready just let me know.” 

With that Steve nodded and got up, he disappeared down the hallway leading to the elevator. Okay, well now we have to decide to be honest or play dumb. Yauna thought as she helped clean up breakfast and continued to her lab.

It was late when Yauna finally looked at the time, she was so enveloped in her project she didn’t realize it was just past midnight. She closed up shop and headed for her room, grabbing a bottle of water on the way. Nights were always hard for her, her brain and body hated being in new places overnight. 

The first night she stayed in the Compound was alright, just a few bad dreams here and there. As the days went on though, her subconscious realized she wasn’t going back home. Tonight was the worst, she knew it was coming and there wasn’t a thing she could do to stop it.

She finally got to sleep around one-thirty, but it wasn’t long before the nightmares and flashbacks took over. The pain from every scar, his face on her eyelids. Edmund’s face with his sick, sadistic smile as he cut into her with his chosen tool. The searing pain in her back from the lashings. The aching from the injections, that he said were to ‘heal her’, but they continued to kill her slowly. 

“You’re a filthy half-breed. I need cure you to save our kind. You deserve to die.” He would repeat those phrases constantly, it all seemed to real. With a jolt she woke herself up, but she could still feel the pain, see his pain, and hear his words like everything was happening again.

Bucky had woken up that night with a weird feeling in his gut, which he decided to ignore for the time being. He walked to the kitchen for some tea and he really just needed the walk.

While returning from the kitchen, he passed Yauna’s room and stopped for a moment. Thinking of her kind face, he wanted to talk to her more he just had to get up the courage to do it. Breaking him out of his thoughts, he heard some murmurs coming from the other side of the door. He smiled, Maybe that’s why I’m up. The Fates wants me to talk to her. 

He stepped toward the door, hand up ready to knock. Then he heard another noise, a cry really, making his excitement turn to worry. “Friday, let me in.” He demanded and, with a quick response from Friday, the door slide open without hesitation.

He looked around the small apartment until he came to the bedroom door, the whimpers and whispers became clearer. He slowly opened the door, scanning the room for her. They covers on the bed were disheveled and pulled to one side of the bed, leading to Yauna. 

She was sitting on the floor with her knees to her chest and her back to the wall. Her hands were in her hair, pulling fistfuls every so often. “It’s not real, it’s not real. You’re safe.” She repeated between grimaces and twitches.

He kneeled down in front of her, like he was approaching a scared animal. “Yauna?” He almost whispered, she flinched and raised her head to look at him. Her hands falling out of her hair, her eyes were puffy and there was no longer the flame behind them lighting them. She closed her eyes and flinched again, followed by a soft groan of pain. He moved closer to her, and gently laid his flesh hand on her forearm. 

She ripped it away, “No! Please, I’m Sorry. Don’t hurt me!” Bucky let go of her arm, looking at her state and trying to put the pieces together. Her eyes were still closed, she jolted again and her groan was louder. “It’s not real. It’s not real.” She said quietly again.

Then it clicked, she’s having a flashback or something. It seems so real to her. She didn’t see me, she saw someone else. He thought and gently wrapped his fingers around each of her wrists. She started to resist, repeatedly saying ‘no’. 

“It’s me, Yauna. I’m not going to hurt you. It’s James.” He held her gaze forcing the memories away that clouded her vision. Her muscles relaxed and tears fell from her eyes. He let go of her wrists again, instead he put a hand on her shoulder. “I’m sorry.” She said before he could talk. “I’m so sorry.” 

He hated seeing her like this, it made him angry, sad, protective, and so many other things. Most of all, he hated the person who did this to her, he wanted to find them and make them feel the same way.

The memories started to cloud the edges of her vision again, she felt the same searing pain in her back and let out a small cry. This pulled Bucky from his thoughts, he watched her hands find her forearms and her nails dug themselves into her arms. Quickly, he pulled her hands away revealing bloody crescents from her nails. She could see the the question on his face, she had to explain.

“I-I need to feel s-something. Something r-real.” She pulled at her wrists, as the memories threatened to take over again. “I’m real.” He said, still unsure how to help. “What can I do?” She looked up at him, his face pinched with worry. She threw her arms over his shoulder, pulling him closer to her and squeezed tight. He returned her gesture, gently pulling her into his lap. Her legs were draped over his left thigh, he body was as close as she could get to him.

“Tighter, I need to feel it.” She whispered into the crook of his neck and he tightened his grip. He didn’t want to hurt her, so he didn’t tighten as much as he wanted to. “Don’t be afraid to hurt me, you could never hurt me.” She reassured  him, he tightened his grip until he could feel each of her muscles relax. She gave out a deep sigh of relief, the ache that plagued her body started to leave.

“Do you want to talk about it?” He asked, he just wanted to take all the pain away from her. She moved her hand to the back of his bare shoulders, her hands were warm and soft on his scarred skin. As she thought about talking about it, the memories pushed back and she pushed her fingers into his skin hoping to rid herself of them. 

With a wave of heat, he felt jolts of pain and saw flashes of what felt like memories, but they weren’t his. They went by too fast to see anything. As fast as they were there, they were gone just as fast. She shook her head, “No, I can’t.” The tears returned for a few minutes. His heart hurt, like someone was stabbing it every time she let out an audible sob.  

They sat there for almost an hour, they both needed sleep, but neither wanted to move. “Stay with me tonight? Please?” Her voice cracked with embarrassment, he smiled and gave her a small squeeze. “Of course.” She scooted back and stood up, he followed her motions quickly. 

She pulled back the duvet and climbed into her bed. Her eyes met his for a moment and the flame was back, small but back. “Thank you.” She said quietly, her voice steadier than moments ago. He climbed next to her, it felt slightly awkward for him. But, when she moved closer to him and nuzzled her head into his shoulder, they seemed to fit perfectly and he loved it.

“I’m sorry.” He heard her say, muffed by his shirt. He pulled her closer, “There’s nothing to be sorry for, Doll. I promise.” Moments later, he felt her body relax and her breath even. Shortly after he was asleep as well, enjoying having someone to sleep next to, even if it was only for a night. I could get used to this. He thought, then he was out. He had never felt this good falling asleep, he could tell this was going to be one of the best sleeps he’s ever had.

Okay, I’m just going to apologize. I said I’d have this up earlier but yeah. Sorry... But, thank you for reading all the way through this! I hope you all liked it. Send me a message or ask or something. I love feedback! See ya Next time!

[mind-of-a-misfit-666]

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