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Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?
And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:
Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"
Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"
It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.
#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#hetalia world stars#axis powers hetalia#aph poland#aph germany#aph prussia#historical hetalia#hws germany#hws prussia#hws poland#hetalia headcanons#hetalia incorrect quotes#hetalia hcs#just talking but it's hetalia#the greatest revenge of poland#Feliks was laughing through tears wheb he heard about it#gilbert beilschmidt#feliks łukasiewicz#ludwig beilschmidt
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I'm going to draw this with Poland and Prussia lol
crying aniela literally said jakub needs to get laid
#hetalia world stars#just talking but it's hetalia#1670#1670 netflix#hetalia axis powers#hetalia#aph poland#aph prussia#hws poland#hws prussia
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paypig pov
#I listened to simp by lil mariko drawing this and wow talk about immersion#I fucking told you guys he’d know how to style a skirt!!!#hws prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hetalia fanart#hetalia#flashing his paypig is intentional as a treat cuz there was more cash than usual#ALSO#GUYS I JUST REACHED 1000 FOLLOWERS!!!#🎉🎉🎉 YIPPEE#should I do something…#digital art#my art#I’d like to do a few requests but I’m going back to work and school on Monday… TwT#slight wsfn#I hate low angle poses I can never get the face right :/#wonky or2
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Have you guys ever been in a fandom where the majority of its fanfiction was really high-quality? If so, tell me which fandom it is in the tags. For me it's the Witcher.
#question#i recently got into a few new fandoms and the fanfics were just so... meh#while most of the witcher fics I've read (and I've read A LOT) were so good#they raised my standards#and now they have to be lowered again#text#crispy talks#geraskier#hetalia#hannibal#hannigram#good omens#hazbin hotel#atla#avatar the last airbender#the magnus archives#dungeon meshi#one piece#hermitcraft#mlp#percy jackson#genshin impact#honkai star rail#rottmnt#bdg3#stardew valley#dc#batman
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beautiful.. beautiful artstyle.. can i have an canada under your pen tip… thank you… 🍁
thank u anon im glad u enjoy my yaoi artstyle… i headcanon him as being quiet but secretly judgy so thats why everyone thinks hes polite
#hetalia#aph hetalia#hws hetalia#aph canada#i used to think he was a little plain#but then i headcanoned a mean streak for him#like a secret inner monologue about to blow up kinda way#and now i like him a lot more#its fun to give characters different headcanons than i used to now that im older#burntfishpie#sorry i keep talking retrospectively i just finally embraced the fact that this fandom has been in the back of my head for years#im enjoying myself
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I'm taking that as a challenge. As a polish person we'll see if I die.
i swear if you took a shot every time italy mentions girls in canon, you would die from alcohol poisoning in mere minutes. it is excessive ��� but kind of adorable actually. he just wants that Female Validation.
#just talking but it's hetalia#just kidding#or am i?#although it would be funny to write Hetalia drinking game
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Continuing from previous Brain rot comic. Antonio being difficult, and Francis wants to rip his hair out
#everyone say thank you Francis for making him somewhat normal and open to communication#antonio “’talking about sex is embarrassing just go with the flow’ Fernandez Carriedo#vs Francis please talk about your feelings and boundaries’ Bonnefoy#hetalia#aph spain#hws spain#aph france#hws france#frain#antonio fernandez carriedo#francis bonnefoy#this makes no sense at all BUT I hope y’all at least enjoy the art
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FINISHED PART ONE OF THREE!! antò and vino start a much needed conversation about the problems the show has been having 🤨👍
part one || part two || part three
#spamano#hetalia world stars#hws spain#hws romano#hetalia au#hadestown production au#my art#the other two parts should be out sooner than this took me theyre all sketched out and everything i just gotta finish them lol#the rest of the troupe is absolutely on the other side of the door listening to them talk#they're placing bets on whether these two will actually fix things or make them worse#but.... will they ?? 🤔🤔🤔 we'll have to wait and see i suppose
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a small compilation of some nationverse lore headcanons i love!! for inspo :)
⤿ physical
a nation's physical strength is equal to the combination of their current military & political power and it fluctuates a lot — e.g., habsburg austria was a lot stronger than he looked and could beat most nations in one-on-one scuffles, but that's no longer true (i'm obsessed with the implications of one nation being able to physically overpower another, and later their distress when they realise they're no longer able to)
nations heal faster and are in 'conservation mode' during times of war. their bodies become accustomed to the constant healing process and can do it faster, while their more human needs for basic things like food, water, and rest are minimised
their pain tolerance is impressive too!
they experience physical symptoms when they get new nations as rulers e.g., when finland was given to the russian empire, that came with headaches and dizziness for finland over the sudden adjustment
when nations lose a lot of their territory at once it itches like a phantom limb for some time
⤿ psychological & more
the nations are selfish by nature!! it doesn't matter how much they love or care for someone on a personal level, they are innately incapable of not choosing their own best interests, and those decisions are easy for them even when they're at the expense of loved ones (they can still feel guilty, but they don't regret it)
gender generally doesn't matter that much, similar to how some ancient societies were alright with female deities having 'masculine' traits (artemis the archer, athena the strategist, etc.) nation women aren't held to (most) of the same standards as human women and it's fine for most of them to be involved in war, politics & battle strategy
at the same time, nations who aren't close don't see each other as their "human form" (which includes discussions of gender) — e.g., most nations wouldn't go easy on hungary just "because she's a woman" since they see her as a nation-creature-whatever-thing first, as hungary first, and as a person, erzsébet, second or not at all. they're very aware of their own non-human nature, and their perception of other nations as individuals only comes when they get to know them well
^ for that same reason, most nations don't refer to each other by their human names. it's a sign of closeness when they do (and they feel awkward when they have to use someone's human name for bureaucratic reasons, which has become more commonplace in modern times)
but also, younger nations are often less strict about human names, and use them more often than older nations
i feel like we overestimate how much information they can retain! often their memories of older times are vague, with some clear, standout moments. they argue with each other over who remembers certain things more correctly ("i definitely kicked your ass in battle in the 1420s" "no you didn't! that was me!")
nation children are also children mentally, so in modern times the laws around nation representatives require that they have some kind of legal guardian (often a nation they have a familial relationship with)
#btw to be clear im not claiming that i came up with these!! most are inspired by fics sometimes with a little twist#also some of these are hinted at in canon but im just expanding on them? reiterating them?#maya talks#hetalia
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I am not finishing this because im fucking lazy so take this now too okay!!!
Alts and the like under here + One amputee iggy stump (???) warning IDK1!!!11!
#hetalia#hetalia america#hetalia england#alfred f jones#arthur kirkland#myart#zombie au#tw nosebleed#cw nosebleed#tw amputee#cw amputation#amputee#amputation#nothing in my head man i just think abt my damn zombie au all day#francis is the other person in the arthur amputee image but i figure its not important enough to tag.#just know its fruk. implicitly :)))#arthur needing to rely on francis but fucking hating it the whole time and being pissy#total asshole behaviour followed by downturned eyes and shameful apology because he cant do anything#frequently getting sick and yelling at francis between bouts of vomiting liek dont touch me!!!! type stuff#before needing to go back on that and ask francis for help#shame.... his pride is deeply bruised!!! funny.#i like to think when ame and cana come along hes like an annoying doting mom#but like. on her period. like shes a bitch about it. but in the end she cares and just wants them to stay alive#because otherwise shell probably have to kill francis (solitude fucks her up)#ame protesting like you dont fucking know me!!! and storms off. cana apologises for his attitude#absentmindedly. but his eyes are fixed on ame in the distance and he quickly waves to follow him and talk#ive had that idea in my head for a bit. ame emotional outbursts. idk if ill ever draw it but meh#why do i write this all in the tags which no one reads at all???#idk.#hashtag funny
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I love 2p japan
CHINA: 日本さえ恋がしたいということ、考えられないことではないねぇ。(It’s not unthinkable that even Japan would want love, right?)
JAPAN: 闭嘴。(Shut up.)
#hetalia#hws china#hws japan#aph china#aph japan#2ptalia#2p hetalia#china speaking in japanese just to make japan mad so japan responds in chinese just to retaliate LOL#as always please let me know if theres any errors with the translations! with regards to japanese esp since i always want to improve it.#i am totally lost with chinese however so i am forced to rely on short simple phrases that are easily verified... such as shut up.#and its always so fun to read about other languages. like apparently italians dont use many acronyms#and korean has a tendency to just drop pronouns and make you infer the subject... according to my bro who is studying it currently.#ENOUGH ABOUT REAL COUNTRIES LETS TALK ABOUT HETALIA !!!#with regards to china... i really want to make him kind of floaty strange offputting... hes so old and hes seen so much...#a mix between 'ive seen so much it doesnt matter' and 'you never really go numb'...#but hes also silly and a little volatile...#yeah hes smiling but inside hes [GLASS SHATTERING SFX] What was that..#china isnt well elaborated upon even in canon so im excited to put him thru the wringer here...#he should constantly have a smile and dead eyes. ouo <-- like this#hes so old you guys hes so tired.#anonymous#2p china#2p japan#ask
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Thinking about making Słowiańszczyzna (Slavs) a personification like Poland or Lithuania from Hetalia...
#just talking but it's Hetalia#hetalia#aph#hws#hetalia world stars#axis powers hetalia#hetalia axis powers#aph poland#aph lithuania
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One of the appeals to Hetalia to me is...how many stories you can tell through it, if that makes sense? Like, you can explore history and culture through stories and characters, and each and svery character can be so complex and there are so many ways to characterise them, y'know? I think that's awesome. And also I love making OCs and aeeing what OCs other people make.
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APH South Italy/Romano Headcanons 🇮🇹
(SFW, Spamano/RomaSpa centric)
He wears a lot of jewelry, but it's classy never flashy. Several rings, one of which is engraved with an 'A' for Antonio. Usually wearing at least a solid gold chain and a crucifix.
He's very Catholic, in a uniquely Italian way (iykyk i cannot elaborate)
He smokes like a chimney, high quality cigars and cheap cigarettes. If you ask him to put it out he will blow it right at you. This is on top of heavy cologne (Versace Eros) so you can smell him from a mile away.
Certified Short King™, maybe around 5'7? I can see him with almost any sort of physique, that being said I don't think he's a twink, he at least has some wiry strength. He's lean but solidly built, maybe even has some pudge esp as he ages?
He's very warm toned. His skin is a light olive, not pale yet not quite bronze. He tans well but isn't tan all year round. Honestly he probably uses tanning beds during winter lmao
He's got a fair amount of body hair and often leaves his shirts unbuttoned to display this, intentionally or not. He's a sharp dresser when out in public, but at home he sits around in sweat stained tanks and boxers.
He loves his red wine, and apertifs. Grappa or Sambuca for something a stronger. Doesn't mind the taste of hard liquor at all. Definitely holds his alcohol better than his brother or Antonio.
Loves sailing and yachting, leisure sports. Has a bit of a gambling habit. Not to a destructive point, just in good fun.
When he's in a good mood he hums to himself and you might even catch him singing if he thinks he's alone.
Dances to Dean Martin in the kitchen with Antonio. He actually likes cooking together. Normally he'd be the type of person to hate others in his space while doing something, but Toni is an equally talented chef so he allows it.
Makes a big pot of sauce and polpette on Sundays. Italians will know. Eats wayyyy too much meat than is healthy. You can pry his salumi out of his cold dead hands.
He's sensitive and not always rational - the type to make mountains out of molehills and deflect real issues with humour. Explosive temper. Born to argue. Quick to throw insults (and hands). Just as quick to forgive and forget. If he holds a grudge you really fucked up.
If he likes you, he'll tease you and call you names. If he doesn't, he won't bother to talk to you much. He likes to fuck with people to an extent but has little patience for unnecessary conversation.
He can be extremely condescending; and to Tonio exclusively, extremely sweet. He's a smooth talker and romantic when he feels like it, laying on the pet names and sweet nothings, especially when he wants something in return.
He's honest and loyal, but generally a very private person. It's difficult to earn his trust and get on his good side but once you have it you're one of the lucky few. He's hospitable and generous and often does that for show. Loves to give meaningful and lavish gifts. If he cares about someone not only will they be spoiled in a material sense, but he'll do favors for them to make their life easier.
(note: this might be controversial re; accuracy but i don't actually have beef with his canon human name. 'lovino isn't a real name' well yes and no. it's not common or representative. but there's so much variety in italian naming that it certainly could be a first name. according to forebears there are 259 ppl named lovino on record but only 9 are in italy lol. or u could just call him ~romano~ which is a more popular human first name. i kinda like lovino, its unique.)
#can we just retcon his chibi arc im talking about adult romano here#no ship hate pls#can you tell from this post that my dad is italian#aph south italy#hws south italy#aph romano#hws romano#spamano#romaspa#hetalia headcanons
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Guy who never looks the same when I draw him
#it’s my mission to draw him in the most ridiculous Pinterest outfits ever#tw eye trauma#listen don’t come for me about that most masc profile I’ve ever drawn#you’re talking to someone who up until a year ago drew twinks and twinks exclusively#headcanon that body parts and wounds just regenerate unless it represents like a traumatic historical event#also headcanon that Gil just does not have a normal wardrobe and genuinely goes grocery shopping like he’s off to the club#I’m ignoring his canon outfits I do not see them U_U#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hws germany#aph germany#ludwig beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart
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something so funny about the thought of francis just knowing, before everyone else, that roderich and antonio are back together. he knows even before any rumors can start to spread, his homewrecker senses just start to tingle all of a sudden while he's in a line buying groceries, and that's how he knows that antonio is getting laid again
#he's like oh non not again#and then he sees them again at some conference and they don't even talk to each other that much but HE KNOWS that look on tonio's face#meanwhile gilbert is completely oblivious right until the point when he accidentally walks in on them#bc he has the keys to roderich's apartment and just shows up whenever he's bored#aph hetalia#hws hetalia#hetalia#aph austria#hws austria#roderich edelstein#aph spain#hws spain#antonio fernandez carriedo#aph france#hws france#francis bonnefoy#spaus
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