#just in case anyone finds this in a tag and doesn't know my particular brand of bullshit.

[discopolice]

so the thing is that qilby and chibi are very much "fated lovers" in the sense of being unusually suited for each other, complementary, dual flames, etc but not "fated lovers" in the sense of a happy end. more like in the sense that they're extremely divorced but they continue to look back and think "i should call him" at inappropriate intervals. and particularly for chibi, who doesn't know why the ice is there after some while, he keeps hoping it breaks and trying to break it while qilby's like "something this good could never happen again" so they just keep going past each other like morons

and ofc, having been completely alone for 10,000 years without his sister or chibi or literally anyone, qilby stumbles out and he's met with no sister, his ex is reincarnated as a literal baby, his nemesis is there, and he's like "god I just want someone to touch me. I want someone to care about me in both the emotional and physical sense" but also "man, wouldn't it be hilarious if i fucked yugo's dad?" and so he comes on to alibert, who he can tell is gay and similarly in a dry spell (and as a bonus, he's a top). and mid-getting railed he realizes to his embarrassment that it is not a joke anymore, and actually alibert is really sweet and he missed being cared for. this is how it occurs. this is my Vision