#just because conceptually it's kinda funny to cuss someone out while using the formal pronoun for them

[luigra]

English speakers will never know the awkwardness of calling everyone on Ви but then meeting a person that's like "oh why are you doing that just call me on ти" YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME& AND ALSO I& DON'T KNOW YOU VERY WELL. I& get that you're trying to be friendly but ma'am I& call my& own grandma on Ви this has nothing to do with respect or friendliness