#just a smol god mod sorry

[malka-lisitsa]

"Party trick is selling mind control a little short don't you think?" The vampire mused with a devious little smirk. "Pour your drink out."

Sure, it's petty, but Katherine really just wanted her to know it was a full on unfightable compulsion. She couldn't resist she would just obey.

Once the girl had done as she was compelled katherine made it a point to take a drink from her full glass.

"Still a party trick?" A little wink. "No, I can't teach it to you in that state." She answered idly. "There are prerequisites to this skill."

she should've figured, really. fucking hell, ren has a lot to learn about all this supernatural shit, doesn't she?

❝ okay, now that is a cool party trick, ❞ she laughs, ordering a drink before waving the bartender off with a pretty wave and a wink. ❝ that wouldn't happen to be the kinda thing you could teach me, is it? ❞

and, okay yeah, maybe she should be a little more hesitant to let katherine do whatever mind control fuckery she just pulled, but like... well. it's just free drinks, right?

what's the harm?

[deancas-stabfest]

STABFEST 2022 WRAPPED

GREETINGS, STABBERS

Last year was the debut of our precious child, DeanCas StabFest (FUNSIZED), and in the very humble opinion of the mods, it was a smashing success! we promised to bring you guys some stats to explore how the fest went down.

NB: The data is skewed more towards the fic, rather than the art. we know this, and we are sorry. we love love LOVE all the artists, and want to explore all that metadata as well, but we also want to protect copyright. The metadata for the fic is accessible manually from AO3 (the mods have been toiling in the spreadsheet mines for weeks), or was provided to us by the participants via the masterpost form. However, getting more metadata on the art would require us to feed the full images into an analysis program, and we just can't trust that data won't be misused.

The art metadata that is present in this Wrapped was attained either by human eyeball, or by using Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7.02, which was released on March 5, 2001 and does not have online capabilities. It has plenty of other capabilities, okay. Do not underestimate the grampa software. There is a HOT WAX filter. Also it was paid for ONCE. none of that subscription crap. suck our dicks adobe

NB2: STABFEST WRAPPED is not about competition (except for competing to make StabFest 2023 even more unhinged than 2022.) We are not ranking the participants; we are lining everyone up to give them a smooch on the forehead. There will be a few individuals mentioned here and there, but every team has oodles and oodles of data that we've been crunching, and everyone was part of making DeanCas StabFest 2022 into this handsome, virile beast.

Missed the Fest, or want to refresh your memory? Check out the MASTERLIST:

Part One

Part Two

You can also check out the StabFest2022 collection on AO3.

Alright, let's go!

Pitcher, Catcher? Author, Artist?

DeanCas StabFest 2022 (Fun-sized!) had 33 teams: 27 in the regular bang and 6 in the reverse bang. 31 authors and 25 artists participated. Three people participated as both author and artist, leading to a total of 53 participants. One person was on multiple teams as an author and four people were on multiple teams as artists.

Author/Artist switch hitters: KaylieMalinza (teams 4, 10, 12, 27, 200, and 600), Maple (teams 28 and 15) and Swirlycloud (teams 16 and 20.)

Mega Author: MBQ (teams 13, 14, and 15)

Mega Artists: Biscuit_tin (teams 100, 21, and 13), Lauryn T. (teams 22 and 27) and Mortea (teams 19, 25, 500, and 700.)

(yes, the two participants who were on the most teams (5 and 4) are the mods, but this was a pinch hitter/oh god the reverse bang is too smol situation okay don't look at us like that this isn't like the scene in chocolat where the antagonist breaks into the candy shop and gorges on everything this was SACRIFICE for the SAKE OF THE FEST. also it was fun and the mods regret nothing.)

What It Says On The Tin

Of the 33 teams, 22 of them showed STAB in the artwork and 7 of them referenced STAB in the fic title. (this was interpreted fairly loosely--if the STAB was imminent or the aftermath was visible in the art, and if the title held any mention of stab, cut, slice, etc. we counted it as a yes.) Of the 26 fic which did not reference STAB in the title, 3 did reference the stabbing implement.

You Must Be This Tall To Ride

Of AO3's four ratings, the majority of the fic were rated Teen and Up, and the next most common rating was Mature. There was only one brave fic rated General Audiences--but that may have more to do with people rating higher than needed out of caution. No one wants a nastygram from a puriteen who thinks Disney is too risque and scary for children. Anyway--the MPAA doesn't give official ratings to fanfic. We go on vibes, and reader beware.

Yeah, I Figured That Much. What Are You?

Of the artwork, 22 of the entries were digital art, 10 were traditional/physical, and 1 piece appeared to be mixed physical and digital (we were guessing on traditional vs digital art and may have gotten it wrong sometimes! sorry.) A 1:2 ratio of traditional to digital was a very pleasant surprise.

The STICKERS had a pretty good spread, too, with notable outliers being only 1 team receiving the Rebar of Shame and a whopping 18 teams receiving the Cannon of Canon Complicity. In total, 50 stickers were awarded. Special shout out to MBQ, who managed to qualify for every sticker across their three entries. The Rebar of Shame would have been so lonely without you.

Weapon of Choice

Speaking of rebar, there was a tasty variety in the stabbing implements used. 8 teams had multiple implements, leading to a total of 41 implements. Far and away the most used implement was a knife--5 instances of the OG demon knife, and an additional 14 knives of various types--cooking, hunting, ka-bar, etc. , for a total of 19. The runner up was the angel blade, clocking in at 5 instances, with arrow and sword coming in behind at 3 and 2 instances, respectively. The most exciting implements, however, are those which were unique, only one instance each.

Of all the implements, we estimate that 34 of them were used for their intended purpose--needle, syringe, and scalpel, for example--with 8 very special implements being employed "off label."

We can beat those numbers this year, team!

Let's make 2023 StabFest off label AF.

According to the Lore

Of the AO3 tags, it should come as no surprise that there were 33 iterations of STAB, and 30 iterations of Castiel/Dean Winchester (tabulated separately from Castiel & Dean Winchester--some fic were tagged with both.) The Sam Winchester character tag also showed up 19 times (not including variants such as "Injured Sam Winchester," pairing tags, or, a mod favorite, "pray for sammy.") Canon made an appearance in 22 tags--including Canon-Typical Violence as well as Canon Elements, Canon Compliant, etc. Angst and Blood showed up in 11 and 12 tags, respectively.

A few more tags were cherry picked for the chart below; including every tag would be very difficult, since the 33 fic were tagged with a staggering total of 372 unique tags.

The mods would like to give a special shout out to the freeform tags. They were delightful in situ and tantalizing out of context. Here are our top ten favorites, in no particular order:

a frankly concerning number of references to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah (All That Remains, by DoctorProfessorSong)

author was craving s'mores while writing this (Hunger Pains, by Followsthebees)

copious use of frog analogies?? (apologue of the boiling frog, by howldean)

dean is re-hymenated and as smooth as a baby's bottom (Rescue Burrito, by KaylieMalinza)

But Dean Forgives Him Because He's Smitten (Just Like Knitting, by FriendofCarlotta)

cas has a metaphorical c-section in here and that’s all you need to know (Fill Thyself with the Word of God, by themauvesoul)

Sam and Cas come up with a crazy idea and Dean counts to ten in the background. (The Good Old College Try, by silver_penny)

Cas triggers his own trauma by jerking off to the wrong thing (eros and thanatos, by autisticandroids)

oh well it's Cas what would you expect?! (Dusk When I Met You, by MiracleofWinchester)

There is also taco salad somewhere (Happy Kitty, by MBQ)

The mods also, with glimmering eyes and trembling hands, present a gold star to the tag that Understood The Assignment:

Apologies for attempted murder doubling as intricate rituals also (By your hand, by SlopeSlippers)

Thanks, buddy. StabFest feels Seen.

My True Form is Approximately The Size of Your Chrysler Building

As StabFest is FUN-SIZED, it should come as no surprise that most of the fic had fairly low word counts. With a required minimum of 1,500, 5 fic were between 1,500 and 2,500 words, and 8 were between 2,500 and 3,500. With a grand total word count of 183,643 spread across 33 fic, the average word count is 5,464--but since the median was only 4,397, then clearly the three fic with word counts over 15,400 were outliers adn should not have been counted.

The stab-free zone between 10k and 15k requires further study. 🧐

The art sizes had no measurable minimum--the rules just stated one art piece minimum, with no details about dimensions, resolution, etc. Some curious numbers shook out, though.

The width of the pieces ranged from 500 to 2048 pixels, with a median of 1280. The height ranged from 386 to 4716, with a median of 1280. (NB: some artists did multiple pieces for a single team, such as a main art piece and a banner, or multiple main art pieces. E.g., that 4,716 comes from three pieces of 1572 pixel height being combined.) In total, the StabFest art from all 33 teams is 36,433 pixels wide by 41,378 pixels tall. Perhaps some enterprising soul can convert that to football fields.

File size, as reported by Windows Explorer, ranged from 49.1kB to 4670kB with a median of 638.5kB. Bear in mind that some of these pieces would have been resized by tumblr or another hosting service, and of course, multiple pieces for the same team are added together. The total size, based on the files currently available, is 25630.08kB, or 25.63MB.

Certain People, Special People, Can Perceive My True Visage

What's most fun is the little option is Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7.02 to show the number of unique colors. These ranged from a minimum of 11,323 (The art for Forest Fever) to a maximum of 894,465 (the art for Light Me Up With Your Ardent Sword--hi res versions available on AO3), with a median of 95,293. You'd think the sum of the unique colors would be HUGE--and yes, if you add up all the numbers you get a whopping 4,616,209--but of course there's going to be a lot of overlap.

After combining all the StabFest art into a single MEGAZORD, like the Power Rangers, we see that the number of unique colors is much smaller: 2,272,549. That means there are 2,343,660 colors which are shared by at least two entries. Isn't that sweet? It's like the art is holding hands.

Because The Mods Commanded It. Because We Have Work for You.

Well, that wraps up StabFest2022 Wrapped. If you had fun last year and want to see what StabFest Wrapped2023 will look like, please check out the new features (femslash!! new stickers! A DISCORD) and mosey on over to the sign up form. And please take a gander at our promo post tag and see if something catches your fancy for a signal boost.

[vinnygordon]

Ykw fuck it y'all get my scrambled hlvrai au of wreck it Ralph. It's just copy and pasted. It will be updated.

Quick doodle so far (very quick) not canon height. As in Bubby is smol unless he's angry and he grows tallll

"my name's Gordon Freeman Jr from the game Gordon Freeman Jr have you seen my friend Benrey?"

"Break it Benrey?"

"Yes! YES THATS HIM!"

"Should have locked him up when we had the chance...."

"Lock him up?"

"Not making the same mistake as you...."

"Benrey! Oh I'm so happy to see you!. Wait no. I'm. Not."

"plz fix this... Please?"

"I don't have to do shit! Excuse my potty mouth. I'm just so so CROSS at you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! All this chasing around the others are scared then ahhh... I met this most dynamite gal... Oh he gives me the honeyglow something awful. But, she rejected my affection! An then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!"

"'m sorry..."

"You don't know what it's like being rejected and treated like a criminal!"

"Uh.... Sure I do. Playin that game everyday bro. It's why I ran off. Benny boy tryin to be the good guy but I'm not. Epic fail. Now can you uh... Don't have to forgive y'know but uh... Young boy and the game depends on it for him to uh... Get this racehorse car back in order. Fix? Pretty please?"

"Heh.... Fine...." (said gal is Forzen and boy is Joshie)(Gordon falls for Forzen at first then for Benrey later and fozen is like "rude wtf" and Benrey is just "ha fuck you bro")

Turbo is Gman (I dislike gman that's why :))))

Benrey goes to destroy the mentos thing (dunno what it'll be in cowboy, just dynamite?) And Gordon pushes away from Forzen, the science team and Joshie glitches to run after Gordon as wel.

Gman ends up destroying Gordon's arm but he can't fix it cause it's virus issues if won't work as he and Josh push Benrey out the way so he doesn't die. Tommy and Coomer are from other games that the plugs got pulled. Bubby is the sour guy.

"I can't remember nobody can, gman locked away our memories and modified us to fit his theme"

Like Benrey shaoeshifts as the levels go on to destroy the facility and Gordon fixes it

I like to imagine Forzen, Darnold and Tommy are in a shooting game, but Tommy's was pulled. Coomer I guess just a fighting one like the classics and his special ability is to like muktiolyfor a KO.

Oh god Sour Bubby prototypes- only he's spicy cause cowboy.

Viruses are obviously xen creatures like

Forzen modded her game so he (she/him pronouns) could appear androgynous (help from Darnold and Tommy). Gordon his game had a fault being made and he was a guy when his game art and other arcades are him as fem.

See I thought of Darnold being like a potions seller in a shooting game but what if he's Tapper.

Benreys sweet voice is like his health.

Benrey sees that gman has destroyed Gordon's hand and he's PISSED. So after he explodes the dynamite to explode the volcano, he jumps to the virus gman and makes him look at the light and bleed virus blood.

They just adopt Joshua both of em. Benrey watching people love playing with Joshua even when he's mute (he's like qbert type like just ! And that) and glitchy at times but he's not a guaranteed win still a challenge unlike Vanellope

"you live here?"

Joshua claps and smiles, rushing to the little makeshift bed next to a vamp fire near the volcano and bundles in the blankets, a heart emote above his head

"All by yourself? With all this garbage..."

Joshua shrugs sadly miming he shouldn't exist and his glitchiness makes it dangerous.

Benrey rubs the back of his neck and watches the lava bubble and explode a little

"Why don't you leave?"

A red circle with a line through it followed by a glitchy emote. He mimes being unable to get through a door. Before flopping onto his bed sadly, cowboy hat flying off.

Benrey looked between this child and the unfinished race course, before looking at the newly made, messy mechanical horse. His four arms sprouted thicker and tougher, claws becoming like shovels as he quickly scooping the dirt away, tail swiping rocks side to side as he rushed further all around the lava.

Joshua bubbled question marks and exclamation marks, making shocked beeping noises.

"It's a uh... Track. Tadaaa. Can uh... Learn to drive cool horse rather than the uh... Peddle horse."

[lokorum]

I was wondering what your thoughts were on Unslaad, since I noticed you have done some art for it but I hadn't heard you speak about it?

hey!! thank you so much for asking!! i hope its not too long of an answer (i really liked your ask and just coudnt resist x) and here's a lil sketch of a loosers team for you!! (≧◡≦) ♡

ahhhh unslaad probably the most emotionally complicated of the all 3 mods (; ω ; ) considering that you finished previous two ofc and have this sweet-sweet vigmoril background

unslaad makes me feel nostalgic in the strangest way - nostalgic for the places i've never been to before. nostalgic for the people i've never known. the place itself is cold and empty and forgotten by mostly everyone and if you're playing quite after finishing the main quest - this is also apllies to ldb, right?

but in the same time theres something so special about this dream, that makes you turn off any ambient/music and go listening to how ice is crunching under your feet ( ◡‿◡ *) i really cant think about a better place&atmosphere than unslaad to end the trilogy. vicn just somehow achieving it all the time - gives to your vague unclear thoughts and feelings about lore embodiment so accurate, you cant help but think that it was the canon all along.

+ im feeling like in previous ask i sounded like i kinda dismiss glenmoril?? buuut i probably just not quet understand it yet and will come up with tons of fanart when i replay it properly. i really like the owls tho.......................especially the black one..............................................(¯▿¯)

last thought i've noticed is that when you playing in all 3 mods in a row, without huge gaps between playing sessions like i did before - change in the tone and pace of the stories is absolutely justified (and it makes playthrough more dynamic and realistic!).

VGLNT for me feels like a slow descent into the darkness - (sound of a creaking stairs below your feet; air is raw and wet, smells like a sweet mold - you breathe it in with caution, expecting to be discussed, to feel need to vomit, not to like it. you expectations are wrong.)

GLNMRL on the other hand is like being lost in the forest - (rustling of soft wings, someone always moving in the corner of your eyes; cold hands touching the tree bark - its warm and wet from blood. you see your shaking hands in the moonlight. small eyes grows in your food, in your skin, in the mouths of the people you're talking to. are you chasing someone, or running away?)

and the UNSLD is like the breath of fresh air; like the blinding light of cold winter sun. chance to clean youself, to take a rest, to make a fire and try to wash blood from your, well, everything, with icy-cold snow. its a gentle, careful and as non-violent as possible death from frostbite. i like it sooooooooo much!! (っ˘ω˘ς )

+ unslaad is so smol and cozy id lived there if i could

well, think thats it!! sorry for being extra poetic and extra long - i tried to hold myself from writting a god damn book instead of the simple answer but with vicn's mods theres only two options - scream non stop 25/8 everyday without holidays or write poetry about it and read it to your friends while they're trying to politely leave the room :')

[im-a-space-gay]

The Deleted Name Reveal

Another Gay Gamers fic about me making the British boi suffer :D!! I am tired, and really need sleep and validation, but guess what?? I’m not gonna get either!! Oh well.

Trigger Warnings include: Cursing, mentions of pervs, anger, sadness, lack of mental stability, break downs, crying, name reveals that weren’t recorded, Virge been a lil troll, let me know if I need to add more!

Before Virgil went to Florida

~~~~~~~

One more thing. If one more sh*tty thing happened to Virgil in the remaining time of today, he will scream. So many things went wrong today, if you asked him.

It started out when he realized he was out of food, meaning he had to leave his dark and amazing apartment and into the sunlight where people were to buy more. But of course, he missed the bus, had to wait an hour for the next one, had some perv sit next to him that kept leaning into his personal bubble and giving him the bedroom eyes, and then the store was out of Cheddar Broccoli Ricearoni in a cup, making his day so much worse because damn that was the good stuff.

And then when he missed the bus back, he decided walking would be faster, and halfway there, it started raining. He understood he lived in England, but come on!

So now, here he was, soaked all the way through as he entered his apartment, hoping to god his food was dry because most of that stuff didn't last in water, like chips. He put away his snackage first, deciding his health didn't matter anymore as he put the food in the cabinets, ignoring his shivering.

And soon enough he was done putting away groceries and getting into dry clothes and currently was brewing up tea. He was making some part of today enjoyable, mark his words. However, he didn't count on one thing.

His online friends.

They started texting him, telling him to set up and load Minecraft, and that's when it hit him. Recording day. The cherry on top of his already perfect day, huh?

He thought about how he wouldn't make it through the recording without either snapping at everyone or staying completely silent as he turned on his computer, deciding he was gonna need a lot of sugar in his tea for this crap. Hopefully, his mood would make the video more interesting, as it wasn't very often he was like this with no explanation.

Virgil first loaded Minecraft, deciding he could use that time to try to relax and cool down before he had to hear those voices that he was not ready to hear.

And when the time came, he dreadfully opened Discord while sipping his sweet tea. He clicked on the call and oh boy, they were already yelling.

"Hi Anxie!" Patton called over the other two's arguement, making them shut up quickly and say their hellos as well. Virgil just grunted, reading back in the chat to figure out what they were doing and opening one of their modded worlds.

"Did you just wake up?" Logan asked, his stern lecturing voice already coming out which really peeved Virgil off.

"No. I've been awake all day," he growled, trying to ignore his friend's characters as he went down into the mine.

"Okay, no need to be violent!" Roman said, and Virgil just hissed and continued on. As his friends officially started the video, Virgil went to level 23 and made a little hole, barricading himself in and hoping to God nobody would find him. If he was lucky, they wouldn’t mind him doing essentially nothing this video and would be fine with just his barely there commentary.

“Say hello Anx!” Patton said, and wow, did he really miss the other’s introductions? Dang.

“Greetings,” he said, trying not to let his anger out on Patton. He was too good for that. Patton moved on, and he assumed that would be it for five minutes, but of course, Roman was unpredictable.

“That’s it? That’s all?” Roman asked, apparently not pleased with his one word.

“Greetings fellow pieces of garbage, how are you. Better?” Irritation was creeping into his voice as he went on, and if the others didn’t know something was wrong before, they definitely did now.

“Geez, calm down,” Roman said, sounding concerned. Virgil hissed at him again, holding back tears from his frustration as he sipped his tea.

“Are you alright Anx?” Logan asked this time, sounding equally concerned, which did not help his mood at all.

“I’m fine,” he snapped. He became more irritated when there was no more tea in his cup, getting up and going into his kitchen to pour another cup before deciding to grab the entire kettle and drinking out of that as he tried to stay calm listening to his friends.

“So, what do you think of that Anx?” Patton asked halfway into the video, and Virgil just hissed. He didn’t hear what Patton was asking about, and he didn’t want to. He wanted to stay in this f*cking hole, chug his piping hot tea, and not talk. He shall achieve this, even if he had to commit arson to do it.

“Dude, what is your problem?” Virgil hissed again. When he noticed Logan’s gamer tag coming closer, he crouched. Of course, this didn’t matter as Logan broke into his hole, but it seemed like he found it by accident.

“Wha- Anx what are you doing down here?” He asked in confusion.

“Trying not to have a breakdown and burning my tongue on Chamomile,” Virgil said truthfully, his angry tone melting into an unstable one. He felt tears rolling down his cheeks and he chugged more tea so he wouldn’t make any noises.

“Are you okay?” Roman asked in a joking tone, probably thinking he was kidding. Virgil stopped drinking his tea, opened his mouth to answer the usual “I’m fine”, but a small sob came out instead. “Wait, sh*t, are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” he said, his voice cracking.

“Anx,” Patton said in a concerned and begging voice.

“I’m fine!” Virgil insisted, holding back any noises that might prove otherwise.

“Pause the recording,” Logan said, and it sounded like everyone went through with it like Virgil did. “Anx...”

“I’m okay!” Virgil said, but the small sobs wracking through the two words contradicted his statement. He couldn’t help but curl into a ball in his giant computer chair, wiping his eyes as if they could see him.

“Who are you trying to convince?” Logan asked softly, and Virgil started crying louder, rubbing his eyes harder too.

“I- I don’t know...”

“God damn it Anx,” Roman mumbled, and Virgil started shrinking into himself before Roman continued. “Why do you have to be all the way in England?”

“Because tea,” Virgil sniffled, and smiled brokenly when he heard the surprised laughter from all three.

It took a while, but they managed to calm him down, and never once asked what he was upset about, which he was thankful for because all the things that made him mad sounded stupid out loud. They just asked if he could continue the video, and after reassurances that he could and wanted to, they let it go. But...

“Uh, before we start recording again, can I um... tell you guys something?”

“Of course Anxie!” Patton said cheerfully, and oh boy that made him more nervous. “What is it Kiddo?”

“Uh- um, so uh...” Virgil took a deep breath. It’s like a bandaid, you just gotta rip it off. “MynameisVirgil!”

“I- I’m sorry, what was that? You said that really fast.”

“My name, is Virgil,” he repeated slower, biting his lip. It was silent for a second before Roman spoke up.

“Wait. Wait wait wait, for real? This isn’t another prank? Like, that is actually your real name?”

“Uh, unless mum’s been lying to me all my life, I’m pretty sure that is my name,” Virgil joked before realizing he’s probably said something similar in his pranks. “I could try and find my birth certificate? It’s gotta be around here somewhere, just give me a second and—“

“Virgil?” Logan cut him off, and Virgil stopped from where he was about to get up.

“Yeah?” He responded near-immediately, not noticing the name difference. Patton squealed, clapping excitedly. This of course, made Virgil really scared. “What? Did I do something?”

“That was too quick to be a fake name!” Patton said, and Virgil finally registered what happened.

“Do you still want a birth certificate or...?”

“I think we’re good Anx.”

“Okay,” Virgil said nodding, and was about to start recording again before—

“Hey An- Virgil?”

“Yes?” He stopped, looking at the computer with the call on it in curiosity.

“We love you, okay?”

Virgil felt his face heat up, and thankfully held back a squeak for the most part, only letting out a small flustered sound. He had to remind himself that Roman was most likely referring to platonic love, and not... the love he felt.

“Y- Yeah, okay. I love you guys too,” he mumbled, and he felt his butterflies turn into seething hot rage as not one, not two, but all three of them starting to “aww” at him, saying how tiny and adorable he was.

How insulting. This is why online friends from America couldn’t be trusted.

Needless to say, Virgil left his little hole and kept trolling the others for the rest of the day, his only explanation being: “What? Me? I’m just a smol, cute bean who apparently can’t do anything wrong.”

[badonlineteamofficial]

TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT!

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PAL TO OUR TEAM! For reasons of privacy we won’t make any chat in discor with all the group and all, we gonna contact with the new personal with this account (cuz we are using the same gmail account for manage this account) the tempero user and i decided to make a new space in the team for let another kiddo join us! if you want to talk to an specific user (team member) just ask for it! usually i will be the one who talks more here (and of course RP because i created the GMail and the Account) but you can always ask for us! if you wanna join us we got some r u l e s: - No +18 (gore is fine) - Any kind of hat is ok - your kiddo have to be able to use the power of the hat even without the hat (cuz the power resides on the base codes of the kiddo) - nothing of beta kids (in the story we only got two, sorry!) - the backstory have to be asociated to one of the kiddos of the team - playable mods are ok! (NOTHING OF PLAYABLE MEMES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-) - Design? i can do it or you can do it! - collab in the white rooms comic? if ya want - WE W O N ‘ T  GIVE YOU THE GMAIL OF THE ACCOUNT, SORRY! IS MORE PRIVATE THAN WHAT YA CAN THINK! (but we gonna keep the new user well informated of every team announcement or any new) - You gonna be able to join the ask! - More op than Hatto or scary than Tempero? sorry lad, thats imposible oop - Be “friend” of MoonJumper or snatcher is ok but those two are pure bastards so don’t come here looking for soft moments - Scars? Draws in the body? Marks in the eyes? S U R E - Playable conductor? ok! we already got a extra kiddo what is a playable conductor but if ya want is oke! - we respect what your kiddo is (non-binary, lesbian, pan...etc) - you can say how your kiddo talks! for example, Hatto is bad at english so she strokes sometimes - Missing parts? well, look at Sprintal and GGi, GGi have a missing leg and Sprintal a missing hand! - Textures errors? mmmmm ok sure but don’t abuse of them, remember even if your kido have error textures, this won’t be a beta kid like Timmy and Subco, just have errors - no secret rooms in the spaceship, Tempero already have one! - any insect looking? yepa! if we got spider Smol why not another insect? this open spot is for only 1 USER! we gonna decide the kiddo from all the requests based on the story and how the powers shows up (designs or way to draw don’t affect to the final choice) GOOD LUCK! JOIN US TODAY CUZ THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE GONNA DO THIS! 

[ddaddsprompts]

The dads with a dadsona who's just came out of an operation bieng high on anesthesia and starting to say random shit? tysm

🎣Brian :- super confused like what are you saying???- tries to compete with you (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧- like seriously dude what in the actual heck🏋Craig :- low chuckling and he tries to calm you down??? kinda???- mostly finds it funny rather than confusing- gives you smol kisses to make you stay quiet🐶Damien :- doesn't really care to be honest - just goes around his daily tasks taking care of you feeding you etc- tuts at you📚Hugo :- doesn't even notice - "this is my partner it doesn't matter ily"- snorts when you mention something about his moustache once 💒Joseph :- demon? demon.- secretly brings in holy water and sprays a little at you- slightly afraid but in God's Name He Shall☕Mat :- why is this so funny I'm going to chokE- laughs way too much for his own good- when did you get to this point when your humour is so dry it's funny?🔪Robert :- records every single thing- the next day you see your face on social media blubbering along to some shit- nearly dies laughing (sorry for the lack of content - mod rae)

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Even more screenshots for episode two! Thar be spoilers.

So I was looking at some earlier screenshots and...

Of course ‘Vos’ doesn’t remember. OF COURSE.

This also means that the Admin isn’t omniscient and doesn’t know everything that’s happening in the world at all times. Or at least doesn’t know everything that he doesn’t care about. Just like me in high school and my science classes.

Also the ‘screenshotting blinking’ curse continues.

Anyway, where was I?

Petra, it’s pretty much obligatory at this point to activate every single lever and button in Jesse’s vicinity.

You gotta admit, the snowadmin really does know how to put on a show.

I was about to say ‘well, Stella might be a little weaker compared to everyone else’ but then I remembered she’s not a friend.

So the ‘My friends aren’t weak’ comment is still true, HAH.

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Aw, come on, Admin. I pretty much LIVE for lame puns.

Maybe he needs to chill out some more.

And then everyone died. The end.

AND LLUNA STICKS THE LANDING! WOOOOOO~!

Jesse, you’re looking a little too creepy with the smile and the lighting.

jack too op plz nerf

*loud internal sighing and screaming*

Also, ‘handsome’. Hurr hurr.

Hmm... spiders or arrows? Spiders or arrows?

Is there a third option involving cake?

Stella, there are times where I want to laugh because you’re so full of yourself but there are other times where I want to slap you upside the head for being so full of yourself.

LLUNA DESERVES BETTER!

Oho, I bet you do know better.

Admittedly, Radar might not be up one hundred percent for some of the trials, but this is his first adventure so what better way to learn other than training somewhere safer!

As for Lukas... well, admittedly, he’s certainly not the strongest in the Order and writing a novel in a cabin away from most people would make some fighting skills a little rusty, but there’s no better shooter of the group!

At least, I think he is? If not him, then Olivia. The only time I remember Lukas really using a bow before this was the first half in season one. In the second half he mostly used his sword and fisticuffs and promptly got his butt handed to him most of the time (EX: Aiden, the White Pumpkin, and he got owned in Spleef).

Lukas, have you ever considered the possibility of using tipped arrows? No? Okay...

“‘Wasn’t the coolest?’ Oh, no. Misfiling your acacia wood during material orgination week ‘isn’t the coolest’. That was, that was a stripe too far! Just because I’m not some sword-swinging meathead, they think they can just walk all over me! Th-th-they think... They look at me, and my, well, skinny little arms, and they think they know me? They think the know me? Well, they are wrong, dead wrong! I mean, I have been an embarrassment sometimes... But it stops here! It ends today! And, I-I guess I’m done. Sorry!”

First time I ever let him finish and what a show!

I can’t tell if she agreed with them because she thinks it really is good for everyone, she doesn’t want them hurt, got peer pressured by Vos and Jack, or what. Kinda hard to tell.

MY GOD, SUCH A DIFFICULT CHOICE. HOW COULD I EVER DECIDE BETWEEN THE TWO?!  THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST CHOICE I EVER HAD TO MAKE! WHO WILL I EVER-

I chose Lukas and Radar because, let’s face it, I’m extremely predictable. Of course I choose the two cinnamon rolls. OF COURSE.

Sorry, Petra! Maybe in my silent playthrough!

Awww, noooo! Don’t give me that look! D:

And here we have these cool looking entrances for rooms that we’ll never, ever, ever get to see! Which is kinda sad because they look kinda cool...

This is honestly the weirdest place to find a parrot. Maybe the Admin likes parrots too?

MAYBE THE PARROTS ARE SECRETLY WORKING FOR THE ADMIN. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!

HE SEE THROUGH THE EYES OF THE PARROTS! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

I’m kidding... mostly. But ahaha, can you imagine? Admin the Parrot King.

I say the same thing with everything I ever do.

Radar, don’t you know that you’re not supposed to eat anything before getting on a roller coaster?

I never found out about the karma part, actually. I just assume you get hurt if you messed up.

I kind of wanted to try the mushroom island biome instead. Dang it, Lukas. You got the one I wanted. :(

I am completely fine with spoilers! ........ After I play the episode, that is.

If you dare spoil me about a important plot point, you’re dead to me.

Not really, but I will be really sad and disappointed.

A wild ‘Vos’ appears!

Oh, I bet you know what you’re doing.

*Nothing but awkward silence and stares*

HAH! I’ll admit, I laughed way too hard at the ‘I get along with everyone!’ option. Oooooh my gosh. xD

I noticed a lot of people in the tags like to think that Radar is like Jesse and Lukas’ adoptive son.

... And I am completely on board with that because SERIOUSLY! LUKAS IS LIKE A FATHER/MENTOR FIGURE TO RADAR AT THIS POINT. :D

Yeah, I’ma be honest, the shooting thing wasn’t that hard. My years of playing Skyrim have taught me well!

... Or, you know, I’m an adult playing a game more geared toward kids. But whatever, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

... Radar, please tell me you’re not secretly working for Stella.

I will be seriously crushed if that’s the case.

Aaaannnnnndddd there goes the floor!

Don’t think I didn’t see that little look, you little sneak.

....... Well, I only notice it now in these screenshots. BUT STILL!

Mutant snow golems! No one told me we had mods installed!

SNOWBALL FIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!

PROTECT THE SMOL BEAN!

Well, hello there, big guy. How you doin’?

Eh, the fight wasn’t that hard. Only got hit for two hearts.

Was pretty cool, though. :D

Precious smol bean being helpful. :3

Dat snow golem face. xD

Awww. Someday, Radar, you will master the art of witty banter during fights. :3

I missed the actual moment of the hug because I was too busy going ‘awwwwwww’. :D

And I’ma stop it right here. Next screenshot post will be the last one for episode two.

And then maybe finish up episode one? But episode three is coming out the 19th. Ooooh, decisions.

Fare thee well~, folks!

[sheikah]

jon, zero, kaidan, cullen, poe

OMG YOU PICKED ALL MY HUSBANDS THIS IS YOU @clairelessly I SEE YOUOkay. This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life, and I haven’t had a carb in 3 and a half weeks.

1. Jon Snow. I’m sorry but no one can take this spot. Not even my living, breathing fiance.

2. Zero. Just fuck me up. Drink all my blood. I can die it’s fine.

3. Kaidan. I will remember that sad little hand reach during the sprint to the beam for the rest of my miserable life. What a beautiful bastard.

4. Cullen. The lip scar is so distracting tbh I don’t even know what Inquisition is about. What is the point? Just take me to the desk. I literally installed a mod so my Inquisitor could look like a proper slut when Cullen lays her out.

5. Poe. I can’t believe I’m putting him last but someone has to go here and he’s only had one movie to steal my heart. And my panties. Still he is a perfect smol pilot with the jaw stubble of the gods. 

send me five characters and i’ll list them by preference!

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about & rules

                                        I.                                    About The Mun

Courtney is 24 and lives in the Central time zone,Tennessee . She has been roleplaying for 5+ years through various mediums . She is a completely non selective roleplayer and is open to roleplaying with original characters, characters who are the same as the ones she plays and in any fandom, though she prefers wwe & pro wrestling because it’s her absolute favorite. She will do any length rp you feel most comfortable with, from novella length to one liners. If you have any further questions please send them to her via ask or direct message.

                                                  II.                                          Basic Guidelines

Don’t rush my replies. Seriously, just don’t do it, kay? I started out with this one because I wanted it clear upfront that sometimes, things get hectic on my end and/or I’m waiting on muse to strike for that particular para. If you rush it, it won’t feel right, it’ll be forced and neither of us want that, right? If you haven’t heard from me in 24 hours, feel free to reblog the para and tag me in it or drop me a direct message, but don’t pressure me every five minutes because that just makes me not want to reply. And it makes my anxiety shoot through the roof, to be honest.

No god modding my character unless we’ve discussed it or it’s an absolute necessity. Sometimes, it’ll come up, where to further a scene, we have to do it but otherwise, unless you’ve asked me or I’ve specifically said I’m alright with it, do not god mod my character.

Formatting / gif use: Personally, I don’t care either way. I do a little bit of formatting, ie. the small text and bold/italics but that doesn’t mean you have to, okay? Do whatever you feel comfortable with. Trim your posts though, please? Because a lot of the time, I’m rping from my cell phone and a long thread of replies makes my dashboard buggy which in turn eats up my data plan. Again, all I ask is that you trim the posts. I’m gonna try to use icons on occasion, but I make no promises because my photo editing skills = failtastic. If you want to use or prefer icons, by all means, go for it.

NSFW content will most likely be present. Some of it might even be triggering. If you’re under 18, know this.. I will not smut with you in an rp. Sorry, my hobby is not something I’m willing to go to jail for. So don’t even bother asking me to smut if you’re under 18. As far as trigger warnings, I’ll do my best to tag for the ones I catch. If you see something and you want me to tag it as a trigger in the future, drop me an ask or a DM and I’ll do it.. Trigger tags will look like this TT: body fluids, TT: blood, TT: violence, etc. If I am in a smut rp, ( which will most likely be often, my muses are thirsty fuckers okay?) I’ll put my replies under a read more just so no one reads them and gets offended. All this being said, I will not ever rp a non consensual / rape type plot. And I’m not a fan of incest  or dd/lg either in rps, so I’m less likely to do those.

This is a multiship blog. My characters are not exclusive with only one muse unless otherwise stated in the about on my blog. I very seriously doubt that happens, so unless we’ve discussed otherwise, all characters are free to ship with anybody and everybody. If this is gonna bother you, it’s probably not a good idea to follow.  But don’t be immature about it. Every ship exists in it’s own unique universe.

Just because this blog is multiship, that doesn’t mean that our muses will magically be compatible. I ship based on chemistry and if I think it’s there, I have no problem asking if you’d like to ship your muse with mine. I hope you’ll do the same too. But do not just assume that our characters are going to ship when you enter in an interaction with them or try to force chemistry where there just isn’t any. I reserve the right as mun to turn down a ship. I’m doubting it’ll ever happen, but in the event it does, then don’t get angry about it. Let me repeat it again for the kids in the back. DO.NOT.FORCE.A.SHIP… asking to ship with one of my muses is perfectly fine. But you have to ask / discuss it with me, please? Don’t just assume it will happen because our muses are together in real life/ have manips online of them together, insert other reason why here. Just ask me. I very seriously doubt I’ll turn down a ship.

ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE STRAIGHT. 

Mun is actually a smol potato. Seriously, don’t be afraid of her. And we’re open to interaction with any muses, it’s like I’ve stated at least two times by now. We’re not picky on this blog. Even if you’re not a mutual, if you want to send that meme / ask / tag me in a random starter, do it! It’ll make us so v. happy.

When you’re sending in a meme / ask, be sure you state which character you want an answer from. Otherwise, I’ll pick and you might not enjoy that as much. If you don’t specify a muse, I’ll either choose one or I’ll delete the meme you sent.

I would like to use all my characters equally. I mean this. Males / Females / Ocs. They’re all equal to me. If you have a specific muse you want to interact with, that’s fine. I’m okay with it. But don’t just use me for my guys? Please?