#julia ridley smith in a short story said the mammogram machine looked 'scary and boring and overpriced. like a lawyer or a banker'

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also to add insult to injury of missing my sleepover and having an emotional crisis because of the covid, I had JUST made the SUPERHUMAN effort to call the mammogrammers and schedule my horrible annual boob squishing and I had to call them BACK and RESCHEDULE. and listen to the automated menu options like eight times because they were confusing and I kept spacing out in the middle. which I did. because I am amazing. rescheduled for three weeks out. at least this time hopefully they won't poke holes in the boobs before squishing them???