#js gonna call him prometheus for now

[hiemaldesirae]

meet the specialist boy ever my darling phoenix who rises above ashes my horrid terrible little boy who starts fires and does not stop them

older versions of him under the cut

[jordanraye47]

more bc i love izzy if you couldn’t tell

i think she definitely gives names to intimidate objects. Like her spatula is named prometheus and her brother’s pencil from 5th grade is named bob.

Also she has like a shit ton of siblings. Like i can’t tell if she’s either oldest or middle child, but no way she’s youngest. And even more no way she’s an only child. Also you can imagine how disappointed 7 year old be was when i found out scott, scarlet and izzy weren’t siblings in some way.

Like they’re all batshit insane and gingers. No way they’re not siblings in some way.

And noah has dyslexia. Like it’s so fucking hard for him to read, but Patroclus just fucking died, he needs to find out what happens to achilles.

we’ve all seen how good izzy is at gymnastics and acrobatics. But i feel like she has another talent, like the most random ass shit ever. Like fucking figure skating or just straight up cello.

Also i had a friend named isabel elizabeth that we all izzy. So im gonna say that’s her name now. Isabel elizabeth connelly. I don’t make the rules (except i do)

Eva is aware of her own anger issues, so instead of yelling or unintentionally hurting someone. She takes the anger out on intimate objects. Not like vases or plates. I mean door frames and random note books.

So like instead of punishing the house down, she keeps throwing pencils across the room with badminton rackets (that’s what i call them in my language so im gonna assume that’s correct.)

Also eva has tinnitus

with all that loud ass music it was bound to hit her back

we could literally hear her music when cody tired to grab her ipod

so yes she has tinnitus (but so do i so its ok 🔥)

also i know izzy speaks multiple languages. Like she’s scottish so obviously she speaks that but she definitely speaks some shit like norwegian or russian. One day she just got a little too bored.

and if she says something in another language (norwegian for example) and someone asks her to say it in english she’ll say it directly translated. so instead of saying ‘trust me’ she says ‘chair on top of me’

i fucking hate norwegian [DONT TRANSLATE BURP, CHEF AND SENSE DURING SPEACH TO NORWEGAIN AT 3 AM😨😨🔥🇳🇴🇳🇴]

and since noah canonically is allergic to a lot of stuff, i feel like it’s the most specific ass shit

‘Noah look at those cows!”

‘sorry dude, i can’t touch those, im allergic to udders’

‘what’

he’s just that kinda guy yk

and izzy’s colorblind. I just fucking know it. “izzy i said the dress code was blue and purple!” “well fuck you” and she’ll just be looking like she crawled out of the river from charlie and the chocolate factory if it was queer.

oh lords i’ve written a lot

Noah has a sister that gets along with izzy oddly well. He did befriend izzy on playa del losers because she reminded him of his sister, but even after they met, they get along very well.

And noah has like 2000 sisters idc what anyone says. sure i said izzy has a lot of siblings but noah has MORE

Izzy will trauma dump and not even realise she’s doing it. “yeah so the rats finally left my attic, kinda like my dad”

LORDDDD NOAH WILL NOT SHUT HIS MOUTH WITH GINGER JOKES [talking from experience <3]

he’ll hand izzy a remy shaped gingerbread cookie and be like;

“Here, it reminded me of you.”

“ohh, thanks noah that’s so sweet! but why did you think of me exactly?”

“cause you’re a ginger rat”

i’m making more js give me a minute cause my dad is coming into my room

Team e-scope headcanons

Eva unintentionally dresses like a f-boy. Like with all those gym clothes someone will confuse her with some mf named jason or Lucas.

Also she most definitely had short hair. Like a pixie cut or smth. Goes along with the f-boy thing.

Despite how much Noah reads, he can go to a bookstore store, buy 8 books and read like 2 of them before deciding that it’s time for a new trip.

Speaking of bookstores. Noah has taken izzy to a bookstore with him. He has never seen her read a book, or anything in fact. But it ended with her trying to recommend him books rather than her taking any books for herself.

And it’s the most random ass books known to man. She’ll come up to him and it’s like a book of algebra formulas and say like ‘did you know that i read this in middle school, yeah, it was really boring though. Except the introduction, i read that multiple times.’ idk she’s a weird girl.

Speaking of izzy. This girl can not tan for the life of her. Like she can live in spain or whatever (i think she’s scottish) and only get this absurd amount of freckles. (i will reblog with a pic cause i can’t add it here for some reason [it will be the end of me i swear tumblr hates me])

Izzy js like ‘turns off’ at some points. Like not passes out, she js goes completely quiet and acts completely normal and calm for like an hour and it creeps everyone out.

She also said in total drama that she had psychosis in the total drama after math. And psychosis is a trauma developed disorder (taught from my physiologist) but literally no one knows what it came from. Like not even herself, it just came at one point according to her.

Noah definitely lets his hair grow out, mostly because without noticing himself. It’s usually his mom who cuts it but she practically drags his hair out of his scalp when she does so he tires to avoid that. Resulting in him having long ass hair. Like not as in pony tail hair but we’ve all seen his hair on total drama.

Izzy has gone to the gym with eva before (i’m a evzy shipper leave me alone😔) but izzy does nothing but just walk around and use whatever she finds for her whatever she wants. Like she definitely somehow found monkey bars out of nowhere. (And she’s strong as fuck, we’ve seen her on TDWT she’s strong. But nobody knows how she exercises, and she refuses to tell.)

And they have a group chat i just know it. And Both noah and eva are the driest texters known to man. They will not use emojis even if their life depended on it. And i feel like izzy is either extremely dry or so dramatic all her texts turn into a greek play. She’s either like; ‘YALL GUESS WHO I FUCKING FOUND‼️’ or ‘i found a fucking dead frog and i think someone ate his hair’

I want to do a pt 2 tbh

also sorry that i had too much izzy she’s my favourite 😔