#jordan clenching their fists so fucking tight: i hate it when she's being fucking funny
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No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? 🤨" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them
(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)
They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.
"You look really good today, Li."
Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"
You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"
"FUCK YOU."
#beehive buzz#bee talks#if they say something a little too fucking good to have a comeback for im just gonna do a dramatic turn world's WORST SMILE#and go 'i'm super inclusive' and it will devastate them every time#i actually do get the ick when they go “JITTER BEAN” and i would copy the exact cadence with which they say it whenever we pass a jitterbea#being mean to them in this specific way actually is going to make them fall in love guaranteed results#jordan clenching their fists so fucking tight: i hate it when she's being fucking funny#jordan li x reader#also thank you so much for reading and engagement!! it's like being in an echo chamber lately it gets boring
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