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slasherscream · 11 months ago

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No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? 🤨" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them

(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)

They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.

"You look really good today, Li."

Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"

You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"

"FUCK YOU."

#beehive buzz #bee talks #if they say something a little too fucking good to have a comeback for im just gonna do a dramatic turn world's WORST SMILE #and go 'i'm super inclusive' and it will devastate them every time #i actually do get the ick when they go “JITTER BEAN” and i would copy the exact cadence with which they say it whenever we pass a jitterbea #being mean to them in this specific way actually is going to make them fall in love guaranteed results #jordan clenching their fists so fucking tight: i hate it when she's being fucking funny #jordan li x reader #also thank you so much for reading and engagement!! it's like being in an echo chamber lately it gets boring

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