#jonathan I'm sure that was a very upsetting experience but on the bright side I'm sure you had more lunch money after that guy died horribly

[annabelle--cane]

the mother of puppets runs a youth halfway house and always makes sure the residents brush their teeth. when they're about to be forced out to live on their own, the mother draws them back and keeps them safe. the mother of puppets puts out picture books and eats bullies. the mother of puppets steps in when lonely children are neglected and gives them the attention they lack. when life all around you seems to be crumbling, the mother shows you an easy path of convenience. the mother of puppets knows what you already want and simply points out how easy it would be to drop everything and go get it. the mother of puppets wraps you up in eight arms and tells you it's no problem at all, the plans are already in motion, she just wants what's best for you. how nice ::::)

[mac-cheez]

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