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Polar - Jonas Åkerlund 2019

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Good morning for me is no longer a sign of wonderful sunny days, nor are the flowery mornings of spring any more fun. Lately I only use it to break my silence a little and to show the obligatory smile of each day.

Jonas r Cezar

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I drew this for myself and anyone else out there who saw this movie and adored these two. The film got terrible reviews, so I imagine that scared some people away from giving it a shot. It was whacky and overdramatic, in a style that I feel would have been popular a decade or two ago. The villains weren't particularly endearing, but these two make it all worthwhile. I adore these actors, and they add comfort and nostalgia for me. It was really nice to see Mads in a redemption story. Duncan reminds me of Slade from Teen Titans as a good guy. I think what makes Duncan and Camille's dynamic stick out to me is the fact that she didn't go through with her revenge. Not just because she didn't want blood on her hands, but because in her time getting close to Duncan to kill him, she learned to see him as a human being. There's a level of forgiveness and understanding between them that I don't usually see in revenge stories. I grew to enjoy the dichotomy between the assassin's violent goofiness and Duncan and Camille's gentle quietude. I would like to see this movie get a sequel, but I'm not holding my breath, considering it's lack of success. That said, I've seen the movie twice, and I plan on watching it again sometime. Once you get used to the sex and violence for the sake of shock value, the movie gets to be very enjoyable. I've come to enjoy even the parts that initially embarrassed me to watch. And the good, sweet moments got even better with the second watch!

Tools: Sakura Pigma Micron 005, Canson Cold-Pressed Watercolor Paper, Marie's Watercolours.

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Guys.... I'm still alive... Unfortunately.. So another fanart of my beloved Duncan Vizla aka. The Black Kaiser..

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This Little Piggy comic by Jonas B. Mikkelsen

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Polar (Jonas Åkerlund, 2019).

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Polar (2019)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Part John Wick, part Suicide Squad, Polar is significantly worse than the sum of its parts. This is an ugly, juvenile film that tries so hard to be cool it's embarrassing.

Duncan Vizla “The Black Kaiser” (Mads Mikkelsen), is an assassin whose employment at Damocles is coming to an end. He’s nearing 50 and it’s time to take advantage of the sizeable retirement fund his boss, Mr. Blut (Matt Lucas), has prepared for the hired gun. As Vizla gets adjusted to civilian life - befriending his neighbor, Camille (Vanessa Hudgens), in the process - Blut plans to sell Damocles, which means getting rid of all excess expenses.

An assassin betrayed by his employer. We’ve heard that song what, a thousand times already? What’s Polar going to do to stand out? Ejaculate the same neon title cards as Suicide Squad all over the screen as a parade of outlandish characters passes by. Listen, movie. You’re already starting on the wrong foot. Why should we care about Vizla, a man who’s spent his lifetime making orphans and widows for millions? There’s nothing to like about him, even when the picture slows down to explore how on-edge his career of murder has made him, how alone and empty a life he now leads. He volunteered to be a killer. We have no sympathy for him. Try again.

Realizing the disconnect between the audience and the protagonist, writer Jayson Rothwell (basing the script off the stylish and dialogue-free comic by Victor Santos) has populated this world with cartoonish antagonists that range from the unintentionally incompetent to the disgusting. Blut is just a couple of bad days away from turning into Jabba the Hut. He wears a ridiculous wig, always has a pump-action bottle of hand lotion/lubricant handy and practically leaves a trail of slime everywhere he goes. He’s pathetic and non-threatening. You know he’s going to be brutally murdered by the end of the film because there’s nothing else the movie could do with this character.

It’s a toss-up between who's worse, Blut or the quintet of assassins sent after Vizla. They suck. What he does single-handedly, they barely manage with five times as many people. Their schtick seems to be that Sindy (Ruby O. Fee) seduces the target until sniper Facundo (Anthony Grant) can take them out while Alexei (Josh Cruddas), Karl (Robert Maillet), and Hilde (Fei Ren) provide backup. Either Sindy is a nymphomaniac or the pack of them are even stupider than they seem because she’s able to get close to her marks so easily it should be a cinch for her to do the job all alone but she needs 4 backups, each stupider than the last. Their idea of “quiet” is to splatter walls with blood and cover the floorboards with bullet casings.

With oodles of gore and gratuitous amounts of nudity (no wonder Mikkelson signed up for the role; he gets to have sex with TWO women who are out of his league and half his age), Polar wants you to turn off your brain and just go along for the ride. In that case, why waste time pondering the ramifications of a life spent spilling blood? Just go all-out with the action. Forget the character development; kill everyone on sight, do it well and call it a day. You’d still have a razor-thin plot with flat characters but at least it wouldn’t seem pretentious. Maybe then we’d be able to swallow the ludicrous final act. Vizla isn’t merely tough. By the end of the film, he’s Wolverine. He easily shrugs off injuries that would incapacitate everyone else. It’s so bad it’s almost enough to make you forget the instances where he’s able to cross a frozen lake, naked, without being spotted. Or maybe he can just teleport. Might as well at this point.

There are a few tiny moments of wit spread out, just enough to tip Polar out of the “unwatchable” category. It’s a mashup of other, better films (yes this is worse than Suicide Squad) that occasionally becomes incomprehensible when it isn’t so dumb you can’t believe what you just watched. Polar desperately wants to become a franchise. For our sake, I hope it never does. (October 23, 2020)

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Portekiz Rallisi: Skoda Fabia RS Rally2, WRC2'de Zorlu Çakıl Etaplarda 1-2-3

Team Toksport WRT, Skoda Fabia RS Rally2 ekipleri Gus Greensmith/Jonas Andersson, Oliver Solberg/Elliott Edmondson ve Andreas Mikkelsen/Torstein Eriksen ile üçlü zafer elde ediyor.

Team Toksport WRT, Skoda Fabia RS Rally2 ekipleri Gus Greensmith/Jonas Andersson, Oliver Solberg/Elliott Edmondson ve Andreas Mikkelsen/Torstein Eriksen ile üçlü zafer elde ediyor. Portekiz Rallisi, dünya şampiyonasının en zorlu etaplarından biri olarak ününü haklı çıkardı. Özellikle Cuma günü, Rally1 araçlarının ve WRC2’nin en üst sınıfında neredeyse her etap sonrasında birçok lastik patlaması…

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Mads Mikkelsen as Duncan Vizla in Polar (2019) dir. by Jonas Åkerlund

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top portrayals:

LIZZY

[12] Lily James

[9] Keira Knightley, Jennifer Lawrence

[5] Imogen Poots

[4] Maisie Williams

[3] Sarah Bolger, Jenna Louise Coleman, Romola Garai, Bella Heathcote, Amber Heard, Saoirse Ronan, Emily VanCamp, Alicia Vikander

[2] Rose Byrne, Nina Dobrev, Taissa Farmiga, Sarah Gadon, Karen Gillan, Eva Green, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Anna Kendrick, Katie McGrath, Leighton Meester, Sophie Turner

[5] Matthew Goode, Jared Padalecki

[4] Jude Law, Aaron Paul

[3] Nathaniel Buzolic, Bradley Cooper, Hugh Dancy, John Krasinski, Landon Liborion, Miles Teller

[2] Jonas Armstrong, Justin Bartha, Douglas Booth, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Sam Claflin, Charlie Cox, Chace Crawford, Charlie Day, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Downey Jr., Martin Freeman, Ryan Gosling, Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston, Charlie Hunnum, Jake Johnson, Harry Lloyd, James McAvoy, Mads Mikkelsen, Julian Morris, Colin Morgan, David Morrisey, Dylan O’Brien, Evan Peters, Michael Pitt, Eddie Redmayne, Andrew Scott, Bill Skarsgard, Ben Whishaw

KATE THE GREAT

[ 3 ] Astrid Berges-Frisby, Bella Heathcote [ 2 ] Sarah Gadon, Felicity Jones

KATE AA

[ 8 ] Michael Fassbender [ 8 ] Keira Knightley [ 7 ] Tom Hardy

[ 6 ] Emilia Clarke, Phoebe Tonkin [ 6 ] Jensen Ackles, Richard Armitage, Henry Cavill

[ 5 ] Emily Blunt, Nina Dobrev [ 5 ] Nathaniel Buzolic, Sam Claflin, Luke Evans, Chris Hemsworth

[ 4 ] Jenna Louise Coleman, Michelle Dockery, Margot Robbie, Emma Watson [ 4 ] Ben Barnes, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans, Liam Hemsworth, Jared Padalecki, Bill Skarsgard, Sebastian Stan, Toby Stevens

[ 3 ] Candace Accola, Natalie Dormer, Jessica Brown Findaly, Claire Holt, Scarlett Johanson, Freya Mavor, Katie McGrath, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Emma Watson [ 3 ] Robert Carlyle, Nikolai Coster-Waldau, Jaime Dornan, Theo James, Joseph Morgan, Julian Morris, Evan Peters, Aidan Turner

[ 2 ] Chloe Bennet, Shelley Hennig, Lena Headey, Amber Heard, Lily James, Leighton Meester, Emilie de Ravin, Krysten Ritter, Sophie Turner, Evan Rachel Wood [ 2 ] Aneurin Barnard, Douglas Booth, Charlie Cox, Charles Dance, Hugh Dancy, Scott Eastwood, Mark Gatiss, Tom Hiddleston, Michiel Huisman, Harry Lloyd, Richard Madden, James Norton, Colin O’Donoghue, Daniel Sharman, Milo Ventimiglia

LAUREN

[ 7 ] Natalie Dormer [ 6 ] Romola Garai [ 5 ] Emma Stone [ 4 ] Crystal Reed, Holland Roden [ 3 ] Karen Gillan, Rosamund Pike, Emilie de Ravin, Eleanor Tommilson, Charity Wakefield

TINA RAE

[ 5 ] Ben Whishaw [ 3 ] Billie Piper [ 3 ] Dylan O’Brian, Colin O'Donoghue [ 2 ] Alexis Bledel, Laura Carmicheal, Sarah Paulson, Lara Pulver, Taylor Swift, Anna Torv [ 2 ] JJ Field, Freddie Highmore, Josh Hutcherson, Gabriel Mann, Dan Stevens, Max Theriot

JENN

2: Cava Delevingne, Zoey Deutch, Phoebe Tonkin, Lea Seydoux, Kristen Stewart, Suki Waterhouse, Emma Watson

3: Tom Hiddleston 2: Daane Dehann, Chris Hemsworth, Luke Mitchell

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https://www.mrporter.com/en-us/journal/lifestyle/the-polar-existence-of-mr-mads-mikkelsen-867436

There is no better example of Mr Mikkelsen’s ability to bounce between countries and roles than his output this month, which includes two wildly different films that both have frosty names. In Polar, a glossy Netflix thriller from the Swedish director Mr Jonas Åkerlund, Mr Mikkelsen plays a grizzled assassin who zooms around the globe to an electronic music bass beat, decapitating his enemies at will. Arctic is a quieter, but perhaps even more hardcore, film, a wrenching story of survival somewhere near the North Pole. Mr Mikkelsen, who appears in every frame of the film, plays a man of unspecified origin whose helicopter crash-lands in the Arctic Circle, killing the pilot. For 97 minutes, Mr Mikkelsen is in snowy hell, trekking across the frozen tundra trying to survive, his beard turning to icicles.

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Polar - Jonas Åkerlund 2019

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When Animals Dream (2014) Movie Recommendation

When Animals Dream – ABC Film Challenge – World Cinema – J (Jonas Alexander Arnby) – When Animals Dream – Movie Recommendation Director: Jonas Alexander Arnby Writer: Rasmus Birch (Screenplay) Cast Sonia Suhl Lars Mikkelsen (Headhunters) Sonja Richter (The Homesman) Jakob Oftebro (Black Crab)  Stig Hoffmeyer (In a Better World) Plot: 16-year old Marie lives on a small island with her…

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My eagerness desire for this man is very carnal and feral. And I'm not going to apologize for it. I just want to destroy the bed in his cabin to pieces and then whisper to his ear what animal he is. A gentle animal. 💕

And then.....drink some good 🥃 and smoke 🚬