#jobswap

[arkos404]

these guys are so fun, jobswap au by SharpTeeth1111

the second one is based on the fic 'dont ever stop spoiling me' and the first one is just pure self indulgence lol

(part 2)

[milkingmymilkman]

That's right~!

Good boy~

*I grind on his face*

Ahhhh~ drink up~ mmh don't waste a drop

mm~

*He laps it up like a starved man*

[spitblaze]

thoughts continue to percolate on Jobswap AU

So, as aforementioned, Therion is a surgeon apothecary who lost faith in himself and his profession after losing a patient who had some significance to him after a preventable accident and then being accosted by the family in his grief. He gave up the whole thing for several years, living in relative isolation close to Bolderfall. Until one day, when a desperate woman shows up at the door and begs for his help. She had heard he was an apothecary with knife skills, and sought him out immediately. Her younger sister, she says, has a giant growth on her neck, and if it doesn't come off soon, it's going to kill her. Other apothecaries have tried, but they all said it was impossible, that it was too difficult to remove it without damaging her wind pipe or major arteries. Or something. Idk. The point is that this situation is really dire and this kid reminds him of the patient he lost so he pulls the scalpel out 'one last time' to save her. She lives, and he remembers why he took up the mantle to start- the purpose of the apothecary. Doing this, he takes his journey.

Chapters two and three are mostly unrelated, basically chapters of Black Jack. Therion goes from town to town, sometimes charging ridiculous amounts of money for surgery, sometimes performing completely free of charge. He saves whoever he can, and those who abuse his abilities for their own gain find themselves with karmic retribution. Throughout the whole thing, though, there's the undercurrent of something worse happening. Another surgeon like him, traveling and charging ridiculous fees. He's a miracle worker, they say- he provides entire new organs when old ones fail, pulls people back from the very brink of death. But when his patients can't pay up, they mysteriously disappear...

Chapter four. Therion meets Darius. Fellow apothecary, wealthy fellow, personal doctor to the Ciannos. He has a proposal for Therion- they go into business, establish their own practice, charge out the nose and turn away all who don't pay. They both have reputations- Therion is the Beast Apothecary, a medic who works so fast and so precise it's almost inhuman, not afraid to use unorthodox methods to achieve his results. Darius is the Miracle Apothecary, a man who can seemingly bring people back from the brink of death with tools and materials nobody else has. The two of them together could do whatever they want, and who would stop them? Therion declines- he prefers the freedom of traveling where he pleases and doing as he wishes. A partnership would complicate things, and put him on more of a leash than he'd like. Besides, he's heard...rumors about what happens to his patients that don't pay up. Darius threatens him and leaves, and Therion investigates later on. Maybe follows some goons from the home of someone who hasn't paid, maybe scopes out Darius's 'hideout' by putting together information given to him by locals. Either way, he gets in, and discovers that Darius has been kidnapping the patients who don't pay up and harvesting their blood and tissue and organs. Horrifying! He fucking kills Darius. Darius tries to give him that 'you're no better than me' schtick but it doesnt work because he's regained his faith! In himself! In his profession! And I'm American so in my head it's a whole criticism of the for-profit healthcare industry!!! FUCK you Darius

Because I like it when stories cross over and it isn't actually a game trying to make sure you can complete all the stories in whatever order you want, Darius is also a major player in Alfyn's story! Alfyn lost his parents to the plague that swept through Clearbrook as a child. He survived thanks to a traveling apothecary, but he had nowhere to go after that ('but what about zeph' idk shh dont worry about it), and ended up turning to a life of petty theft after hitching a ride to Saintsbridge. He joins up with a group of thieves called the Red Hoods, as their newest and youngest member. They're all pretty cool people, somewhere between Robin Hood and Ye Olde Mutual Aid Organization. They look out for themselves and the little guy, steal from the rich, give to the poor, skim a bit off the top.

These guys are his best friends for years, he hones his skills as a thief, learned how the world works and how to help, basically everything he knows he learned from the Red Hoods. All is well until six years before present day, when Alfyn is fifteen. The Red Hoods plan a heist on the Ciannos, a crime family that's been terrorizing locals and hoarding money. Alfyn is briefly held up by helping a kid do something, look for their cat or whatever but makes it to the meeting point in time to see that they were lured into a trap. He peeks from behind a doorway, seeing a red-haired figure laugh about how gullible they were, how trusting and naive they all were for trusting each other. All of his friends are beaten and bloodied, some already dead. One sees him from the doorway and tells him to run, to get out while he still can. To keep the Red Hoods alive. Unable to act, Alfyn flees, only barely evading becoming a victim himself.

Years later he's still saddled with grief and survivor's guilt, thinking that if he had just said no to the kid who asked for help, if he had just taken a different route, if he had just been there to scout ahead, if, if, if. He's carried on the name of the Red Hoods as a one-man gang, unable to bring himself to allow anyone else into his heart that he could just lose in an instant again. He leaves calling cards after robbing the wealthy and unjust blind and redistributing it among the lower class. He does this until he happens to redistribute the wealth from the one family he shouldn't have- the Ravuses. From here it's basically Therion's story, except with Alfyn. You know how it goes. Get the Dragonstones and we'll remove the Blackmail Bracelet.

The end of his story coincides with Therion's story (also thematically appropriate bc im incapable of not giving them a slow burn romance) when they finally confront Darius. Darius comments on how the 'little coward thief' or whatever finally grew a spine, and how he can meet his end like the rest of his little friends. No longer afraid, Alfyn loudly declares that as long as he's alive, the Red Hoods will never die, and in a moment of solidarity, the rest of the party declares that they too are Red Hoods. Its very touching and inspirational and worthy of some Toby Fox music and then they beat the everloving shit out of Darius.

I am aware there are several holes in this story. And to that I say: Don't Worry About It.

[beantothemax]

one of merchant!Ophilia's victory lines would be "are you satisfied with your purchase?"

for tradewinds it would probably be "allow me to blow you away!"

yes. let ophilia be snarky! she deserves it.

[anxietyrobot]

sometimes artwork takes three sketches and sometimes it takes. ten

[gnatryan]

a lil jobswap au comic ✨

scarab gets the job

[baggebythesea]

Job swap - Etherian addition

Time for shenanigans. Bow gets into his head that everyone would benefit from switching job with each other for a change in perspective.

[iylisss]

More jobswap stuff (I needed to extract lil tiny green ninja girl rydia out of my head).

[spacecatdraws]

make a doors au with me

whatever wins, I draw it

this is just for fun !! i am bored

taaaaaaags: @winedownthesink @mrmorphea @rateater2000 @rat-detector @candieduranium

@handdeliveredinternet @kittykatkatelol @blairthebword @unnamedboxvoid @worldsbiggestnerd101

[lookrlookr]

Prismo from Arrimorr's and Mistercesare's jobswap au where Prismo is a god auditor I decided to draw him in old cartoon style

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

PLEASSSEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DRAW JOBSWAPPED SOLDIER (spyder, not monday) IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM PLEAASSSEE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

NO thoughts behind those eyes, the light's on but no one's home

[arkos404]

based on the fic 'dont ever stop spoiling me', SharpTeeth1111's jobswap au

(part 1)

[milkingmymilkman]

mgmhh.. yyesss sirrrmm.. .f.g...h h...mfm~~ mgnh.. aahh~ ndd.. mgmhh...ssogoodsogoodsogooodddd... *And why not both? He adjusts himself into a position where you could fuck his ass better, clenching so tightly around your cock. He's a beautiful, moaning mess as he decides to tease you by bouncing on your cock, moaning the whole time* 'gmgh... mmf... wmwgh... mhmh...hg.. ggghhh... ppleaseee.... mhh.....

-🚪Doorman B Anon JOBSWAP

Nh..god..

*His breath hitches, he grabs B's hips to hold still as he begins to thrust into the shorter*

you're so pretty..God, how are you so tight..

[spitblaze]

Hope you don't mind me rambling in your inbox but your jobswap AU has me rotating thoughts about Alfyn x_x

Specifically, Alfyn and Zeph, and just how important a role they are in each other's lives. They grew up together, they're the same age- Alfyn likely supported Zeph after he lost his parents. Zeph likely supported Alfyn after the death of his mom. Him and Zeph being so close is likely how Alfyn was able to pursue medicine in the first place, as Zeph's late father was the town's apothecary.

And if something were to happen to Zeph while they were growing up, if he died or even moved away like Mercedes did, well... Alfyn would struggle. Heck even in game Zeph serves as his lifeline in his darkest hour.

You said not to worry about Zeph but boy howdy I'm worried now owo;;

I SAID DONT WORRY BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA BUT OOH. OOH

i mean like. as long as we're getting dark as shit with the organ harvesting thing let's go ham. the plague got zeph too, his dad was too upset to even think about taking in Alfyn, and he had no clue what else to do so he just fuckin Left

Or maybe the plague got Zeph's parents too and he was untouched! Maybe they went to Saintsbridge and joined the Red Hoods together. Maybe he was the one who told Alfyn to run and keep the gang alive while the others died at the hands of the Ciannos. who knows. maybe its this one actually it feels a lot punchier than 'he died/moved away lol'

[beantothemax]

therion calls tressa short once and he gets blasted to next tuesday

I mean. he was warned.

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

Lots of works today ! I had to separate them into two posts again :]/pos. First ten will be here, and the rest will be in a reblog !!

Come Earn A Place in My Heart, by biteof22, was updated today, with 3/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Slow Burn, this. is THE Slow Burn i have ever written, Unresolved Tension, Denial of Feelings, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Office, less office au and more Auditor!Prismo but human tomfooleries, Involuntary Teamwork, Mutual Pining"

You can read it here:

A new work, either we are alone in this universe or we are not by VioletThePorama was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Roleswap, jobswap, Wishmaster Scarab, God Auditor Prismo, Blackmail, Loneliness, Scarab summons Prismo to the Time Room, to be like wtf man, pointing to unauthorized universe 'whats that''a smoothie' prismo replies, Character Study"

You can read it here:

A new work, in a dream, are all the characters really you? by word_dissociation was published today, with 2/? Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Story within a Story, Character Study, eaauhhh kind of, Existential Crisis, Enemies to Lovers, kind of. the enemies thing is mostly scarab, the most incoherent philosphoical roommate discussions ever, Dreams, maybe !, Other Additional Tags to Be Added"

You can read it here:

A new work, I'll Never Say Sorry But You Know I'll Always Feel It by Rachrar was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Trauma, Hurt/Comfort, You can fit so much misery in this guy (Prismo), Existential Crisis, Scarab learns that Prismo doesn't actually have it all that great, Post-Canon"

You can read it here:

Seraphyllic, by Drakian_DH, was updated today, with 11/20 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, and Major Character Death, with additional tags "scarab the god auditor - Freeform, prismo the wishmaster - Freeform, Priscrab, ProhibitedWish, Scrabby, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no beta we get turned to legos like the lich, Adventure & Romance, Story within a Story, Eventual Happy Ending, Maybe - Freeform, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, You gotta work for the comfort, begining poem important, each chapter a word, prepare"

You can read it here:

Slay the Wizard, by Anonymous, was updated today, with 3/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, and Major Character Death, with additional tags "not really a crossover, Multiple Endings, Breaking the Fourth Wall, kind of, How Do I Tag, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Scarab as the narrator, Seriously I don’t know how to tag this, might expand more on this, POV Second Person, Out of Character, Not Beta Read, Post-Canon, Enemies to Lovers, possibly, Time Loop, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Suicide, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Possession, original characters as in the totally not self inserts of scarab and kinda prismo, POV Alternating"

You can read it here:

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, Figuring Things Out by heirozphant was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Office AU, technically. because its related, Human AU, t4t, Fingering, Under-negotiated Kink, Omorashi, its. sigh. its a piss fic okay?"

You can read it here:

The Ghostwriter, by Irina_94, was updated today, with 2/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Human, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Aromantic Character, Asexual Character, Prismo needs a huge, References to Depression, Anxiety, Grief/Mourning, Trigger warnings when necessary"

You can read it here:

Grating, by ineedlemonade, was updated today, with 3/5 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Short & Sweet, Violent Thoughts, Caretaking, Denial of Feelings, Feelings, Introspection, Dialogue Light, Old Age, Light Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read, Dehumanization, Unresolved Tension, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Hair Brushing, Past Neglect, Bathing/Washing, Resentment, Jealousy, POV Alternating, Unrequited Crush, Complicated Relationships, platonic crush"

You can read it here:

Pinned, by TJade, was updated today, with 2/2 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, and Rape/Non-con, with additional tags "Rape Roleplay, Humiliation, Sadism, Masochism, Consensual Non-Consent, Rape Fantasy, Painplay"

You can read it here: