#jk it's krycek

[thelonelynindroid]

'Who was your favourite minor character on the x-files?' thank you for asking. It's him

[dirtbagdefender]

txf for the ask game! love you boo!!!

my favorite female character: fucking scully??? hello?

my favorite male character: sorry mulder, krycek takes it -- JK it's mulder.

my favorite book/season/etc: SIGH i'm gonna get hate for this i can feel it -- 6 has been and always will be my favorite.

my favorite episode (if its a tv show): OH GOD okay. it's either bad blood, triangle or the unnatural.

my favorite cast member: from stories that emily has told me of meeting them, mitch pileggi or nicholas lea.

my favorite ship: mulderxthealiens JK it's fuckin' MULDERSCULLY C'MON

a character I’d die defending: krycek.

a character I just can’t sympathize with: the smoking man

a character I grew to love: john doggett

my anti otp: idk bro i'm just here for mulderscully i don't pay attention to anything else.

[tboy-boone]

can u connect krycek to boone?

yes they are both dead <3 jk well... anyways i probably could. i was able to connect krycek and kate a TONNNN. so i might be able to find a way to connect krycek and boone

[missingmulder]

@spookakimbo & @fbiisms

[scullydubois]

thoughts on The Truth (9x19/20)

Written by Chris Carter     Directed by Kim Manners

WOOHOO LETS GO

Gasp...Mulder

Where they at

Up to his old clowny ways again

Do you think Scully emailed him and was like, yeah, so I put the baby up for adoption

Krycek? I thought you were dead boy

Nice one

Dun dun dun

“About my son...and his mother” looks like that email went to spam

He’s a guilty man….he failed in every respect

Ladies...ladies…

Who dafuq are Dana and Walter, who’s he talking to

This is some A+ brainwashing

Krycek wyd

Is Kersh actually being helpful

I’m having some thoughts…

UM

Is that allowed?

That went on for like...a long time

It IS a party, Mulder’s right

They got Knowle’s body? WTF

Alright so...I’m not actually mentally capable for handling this

Gillian is doing some A+ acting

This whole ‘our son’ thing...detrimental to my health

Let it be known that I’m having a straight up bad time

Her laugh after he said he was out looking for the truth...please kill me

“I can’t tell you” you’re really gonna do this...now..GTFO

“That doesn’t make sense” correct

They needed to give Skinner a reasonable part in the ep so he’s gonna be Mulder’s lawyer...I have to laugh

Mulder’s gonna lose…

They’re really throwing flashbacks in here...I don’t know if I like that or not

Hey Spender

Lol...so it’s not that Mulder isn’t guilty, it’s that a government conspiracy justifies his actions

The sheer amount of summarizing here makes me uncomfortable...I know it was probably good for those who watched the show over a span of 9 years, but I watched all of this in the past 6 months...I know

GIBSON COME THROUGH

Scully’s snapping on Mulder...thank you god

“I’d rather die, Scully” you’re literally dumb, Mulder

TBH it seems like Mulder as a character grew out of his whole “the truth before everything” mindset seasons ago, why are we reverting him back to it

This is actually infuriating

“It’s you and me, that’s what I’m fighting for, Mulder. You and me.” Deadass!

His face...he knows he done fucked up

Thanks, I hate it (it being that scene)

Mr. X???

How did this Native American kid get Doggett’s address

I mean...good but

Marita however you spell her last name?? Where the fuck did she go after season 7

I feel like she’s one of the most irrelevant recurring characters

Mulder! Stop being dumb!

This isn’t even clowny anymore...this is just straight up dumbass

Gibson is spilling the tea! He literally pointed to this guy and called him out for being a super soldier...zero fucks! He’s never let me down!

Mulder is fired up!

If a boy who could read minds couldn’t help, how are Doggett and Reyes?

Alright Reyes is going off...I love her

GOD...all of this would be solved if William hadn’t been put up for adoption...they literally COULD have a demonstration...he is their physical proof of the truth they’ve been searching for!! In more ways than one!!!!

So far in this episode...Reyes>>>Mulder

Lucky break that Doggett got the corpse sent to Quantico

Literally zero way of physically identifying that as Knowle!

Skinner’s like…’so this case is irrelevant because the victim isn’t dead, so jot that down’

Sorry but...I can’t take Scully seriously here...I wish I could...but he went “You’re in contempt” and she did that kid argument thing of going “No, YOU”RE in contempt!”

This is the saddest excuse of a trial I have ever seen

Verdict time!!

Guilty of first degree murder...imagine watching the pilot episode and finding out that Mulder gets convicted of murder in the final episode..WTF

This is such an L...for everyone involved (both fictionally and in reality)

Mulder’s really making a speech after being convicted for murder...PLEASE

His crime is in daring to believe!

Did y’all know that the truth is out there

This is so dramatic LMAO

Scully’s about to pick up the phone and they’re gonna be like ‘death penalty!’

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS A JOKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

This is so fucking terrible but I’m actually laughing hysterically because I did not expect that, I was literally joking

They waited until there was a verdict to break him out, when they actually could have just done it the whole time

Like...if y’all were just gonna break him out the whole time, why did I have to watch the stupid summing up of the show via the trial

Alright...maybe Kersh has some rights

Canada sounds like a good idea

Or not, do whatever the fuck you want I guess, you’re already on the run for murder

BITCH why am I seeing an empty X-Files office...not allowed in any circumstances

Super soldier guy, fuck off

The Lone Gunmen deserved better

You already know I love a desert episode

Sometimes i wish Mulder would just chill

Doggett and Reyes are really out here in a helicopter

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER I-

I’m sorry but I cannot take this seriously...I cannot cannot

Mulder just spill it

“You’re afraid to speak the truth.” You know what? CSM is right and he should say it

Always about magnetite

Welp, there’s Knowle 

She wants to hear it Mulder!!

THE TRUTH IS THAT ALIENS ARE GOING TO INVADE IN 2012????? LMAOOOOOOO

No wonder I actually didn’t have this part spoiled for me ahead of time

This did not age well, not one bit

We got multiple helicopters out here now

And magnetite takes care of another one

Run run run

How exactly did the helicopters lose them

BYE

What kind of dramatic ass shot...that’s the worse thing I’ve ever seen

Hold on...I’m shifting into tenderness mode

The parallel with the pilot...please excuse me while I shed some tears

I have zero fucking clue what they’re talking about though

“Chasing after monsters with a butterfly net”...I have to cry

Okay but what the hell was Mulder gonna do?? Not tell her that aliens are invading for the next decade??

This shit’s kinda breathtaking though

Truly unfortunate that she would do it all over again though...I wouldn't

“Then we believe the same thing” WE WON LADIES

You really had to just grab onto that fucking cross huh...okay

Oh yeah????

Alright I can die now

Jk there’s still another movie and 16 more episodes

Consensus: Kinda a hot mess. Definitely didn’t need to be as long as it was. Had some interesting parts and some extremely laughable parts. I’m glad there’s more now.

3.5 out of 5 stars

[jessicakurr]

David and his 24 year old gf. 😆 She's 5 years younger than me. Ah, well...*shrugs* I mean, Nicholas Lea (Krycek) also has a younger gf. 20 year difference. Been together like 5 years or something like that. All these X-Files dudes and their midlife crisis's. Lol jk...maybe...😉😆

...I really don't care. It's their life. 👍

@nightshade1013 sorry boo, our man Nick is happily taken. And I'm pretty sure this is "the one". He was always really private with his relationships until her. *Sigh*

The side-eye is real! @skullsmuldon @sunshinetoday @feministbynature

[scullydubois]

thoughts on Anasazi (2x25)

Written by Chris Carter      Directed by RW Goodwin

Season two finale! I’m excited!

Also, I’m averaging like 3.5 weeks per season at this point-whew, it’s been less than two months since I started the series

Finally an episode set in the desert!!

Uh a warning would have been nice!!!!!

SCREAM the “ the truth is out there” part is written in another language!

I’m so hyped you guys

Krycek, stay away

The frick kind of language is Cigarette Smoking Man speaking...did my ears just hallucinate

Mulder is not having this today

David Duchovny helped with this story too...wig!

Where the fuck is Scully, we already know that Mulder can’t hold this show by himself

There she is!!!

“Are you familiar with the Ten Commandments, Scully”

It’s a code, you dumb bitch (Fox Mulder)

Navajo...wig!

Mulder has snapped ladies and gents

I wrote that BEFORE he punched out Skinner, he truly has snapped!

Skinner said no rights for Mulder

The tea in this episode is piping hot!

Mulder’s going homeeeee

JK the Cigarette Smoking Man is going to Mulder’s house….

So uh...much to think about

Sketchy? Sketchy.

The power of Gillian Anderson,,,god

The power of this scene...unprecedented

Scully is literally out here doing Mulder’s dirty work even though she has no obligation...I call that love

Uh helloooo who deadass shot at Mulder’s window while Scully was standing there

“The merchandise” okay

WHAT THE FUCK

Not William Mulder! Not today!

The blood on his hands…cry

Listen to Scully, Mulder!! Please

He really just left his dead father there huh

This is too tender, I can’t deal

Sir, this is a family show

Mulder yelling at Scully...I feel threatened

I’m about to pee my pants

Are these oxygen tanks? I don’t understand

Mulder why

Physical violence...so much physical violence

The one time Scully’s aim is off? I don’t understand wtf just happened but I might need to go to therapy because of it

Ahh it was on purpose-yeah, I’m off to therapy

Pftt they were putting stuff in his water to make him sick,,,wild

The way she’s looking at him...shut up

So let me get this straight...Scully SHOT Mulder ON PURPOSE to keep him from essentially framing himself for his father’s murder...the international implications of that

Cigarette Smoking Man is out here about to star in the next Mission Impossible or something

Losing it...I’m literally losing it

Okay bye

Nothing vanishes without a trace, y’all

They said they were gonna burn it and they did...yikes

The fear that I feel…

Consensus: I knew this was gonna be a good episode because it’s a season finale and a mythology episode, and it in fact was. There were certainly a lot of surprises, and I can’t wait to see what happens next.

5 out of 5 stars

[scullydubois]

thoughts on Paper Clip (3x02)

Written by Chris Carter     Directed by Rob Bowman

Okay, I washed my face and grabbed some Cheez-Its. It’s past midnight now and I’m ready to hop back in.

I just had to relive Melissa Scully’s shooting, that was rude

A white buffalo was born...great changes are coming

Back to Scully and Skinner aiming their guns at each other

It’s the Spider-Man/Office meme! Okay not really, but almost!

What an entrance, Mulder

This scene is sexy

The facial journey that Gillian Anderson went on in like 2 seconds is impressive

“I just knew.” shut up maybe

Why Melissa Scully why why why

Also, poor Mrs. Scully

Scully still doesn’t know...god, I’m not prepared for that

How did Melissa Scully end up at the hospital and why was Mrs. Scully there

Frohike, don’t

He did, even though I told him not to

And she really can’t go to the hospital...god

Why does the music sound all sad right now, they’re just in the greenhouse thing

Stockholm Mining Company, West Virginia

The Indian man is gonna try to heal Melissa! Thank you guy whose name I can’t figure out because Prime Video took away the cast listing. I respect you.

They’re just in this mine...and for what reason

The music is different than usual...very lavish...and it’s bugging me...something’s not right, other than the obvious

@Scully, it’s okay to admit that you care about Mulder sometimes

Lots and lots of files

Wait, did we just totally drop the fact that Scully had something implanted in her last episode or

Oop, there’s a file on her

He’s looking for his sister,,,

And he found her file but it was originally his!

And the lights went out!

And I’m scared!

Why did he leave her in there

Um there’s like aliens running around and it’s 12:29am and I can’t handle this

Ahhh a spaceship just took off huh

Gorgeous shot

Holy shit

I’m on the verge of tears and I don’t know why

I was right about the music and it feeling off

They really just made it out of there with no consequences (as of yet)

Fuck, Scully getting Mulder to agree to Skinner’s deal so she can see her sister and be protected...it’s the right thing to do, but god the layers of that

The white buffalo calf is killing Melissa Scully,,,please get it together calf

Skinner about to off Krycek...JK, Skinner is about to be offed

The car just blew up...what’s that about

I want to Dana to be able to see Melissa before she dies (as I am assuming she will) and I fear that will not happen!!

Why is this guy just spilling all this to them

They took Samantha because Mulder’s father threatened to expose the project,,,god

And now Mulder’s doing the same thing,,,god

Is Krycek gonna turn to the good side

Since when does Mulder’s family live in Connecticut

Damn, Mulder’s father really essentially threw Samantha to the aliens huh

“Welcome to the wonderful world of high technology”

Just as I feared!! Just as I feared!!

“You were right...there is no justice” I’m crying

“I’ve heard the truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the answers.”

I’m sad!!

Consensus: Another great episode. The bunker with all of the files is incredibly intriguing, as is the supposed backstory to Samantha’s abduction. RIP Melissa Scully, gone wayyy too soon.

5 out of 5 stars

[missingmulder]

I have a problem but I also think I’m pretty funny.