#jes's miscellaneous modern au

[crazylittlejester]

What do all the links have as contact nicknames for each other in the modern AU?

OOOH nice question >:) (i hope this is formatted in a way that makes sense alkjdkjdj)

Time only has Twilight, Warriors, and Sky's numbers, and their contact names are all just their actual names. Like, last names included. He's 46 he's not making his contact names all fancy, and the pfps he has for each of them are literally pictures of a physical photo he took so he'd have a picture to put there

Warriors's phone:

Time: 'Mr. Forrester', because he is slightly scared of offending Time somehow and is always just super respectful to him. He's the only father figure War has EVER had, and he's really scared of fucking up and losing that. No contact pic

Twilight: 'husband (derogatory)', the contact pic is a REALLY bad screenshot of Jacob Black from the Twilight movies

Sky: 'husband (affectionate)', and the contact pic is Sky upside down grinning like he's an extra in a horror movie who’s been possessed or something

Hyrule: 'Rock Enthusiast', very fitting. The contact pic is a rock with googly eyes

Legend: Ledge -> Edge -> 'Edgy', and the pfp is Legend with his bangs swept across his forehead with a filter on it that really just screams 2013 emo

Wild: 'wife (neutral)', and the picture is them from when they were like ten and eleven. They're both really fucking adorable in the pic

Four: '4', Warriors is not creative. No contact pic

Wind: 'Wind', but the contact pic is batshit enough to make up for it. It's him jumping on War's back when he CLEARLY had not been expecting it, so his eyes are bugging out of his head and Wind is still half flying through the air and Hyrule, Legend, Four, Twilight, and Sky literally look like the five stages of grief in the back

(bonus) Athena: 'Pookie', his contact name in her phone is the same. They are not dating, she's a lesbian and he's a gay man they will never date, but the contact pic is her kissing his cheek and every single time he has his phone down and she calls and the pfp takes up the whole screen, at least ONE person goes "AWWW IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND????" and he just thinks its funny at this point. Her pfp for him is, again, the EXACT same pic

Twilight's phone:

Time: 'Dad', the pfp is them fishing together from when Twi was like, 13. He looks at that pic a lot when he misses him

Warriors: 'Warp', and the pic is War twisted into a terrifying position. It's the other half of the pic of WAR'S contact pic for SKY, they were trying to spook Twi and he got a picture of them acting like idiots instead

Sky: It's just 'Sky', and the pic is the same one War has as his contact pic for Sky

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and it's a picture of Hyrule LITERALLY eating dirt. Like not tripping and eating shit, he has a paper plate with dirt on it and he's pretending like he's eating it

Legend: The literal leg emoji. No contact pic

Wild: 'Mr. Popper', a reference to Mr. Popper's Penguins, because they met when Wild was struggling to get clear pics of the penguins where Twi worked. He is forever the penguin boy to Twi, his contact pic is Wild pointing very excitedly at a penguin

Four: 'Four', and the pic is Four smacking his face into the table after Sky beat his ass in monopoly

Sky's phone:

Time: Also 'Mr. Forrester', though that's just how he typed it in when he was sixteen years old and has not changed it since. The contact pic is Time, Malon, Twi, Wars, and himself at the most recent holiday/birthday dinner. He updates it a few times a year

Warriors: 'Famous Guy' because, well, he is. The contact pic is this REALLY funny photo of War completely eating shit on the ice. Warriors is WELL aware of this, he set his own contact pic in Sky's phone and chose that himself

Twilight: Well after the whole wisdom tooth experience, it's now 'Applesauce Devourer'. The contact pic is one Sky took of Twilight quietly eating his apple sauce watching a movie the day after he'd gotten his wisdom teeth removed

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and the contact pic is a group shot where Sky just zoomed in on Hyrule and he's a little blurry looking and the pic is giving cryptid sighting

Legend: 'Pie Wizard', there's a story there. The contact pic is Legend with a wizard hat really poorly photoshopped on his head

Wild: 'ICE MUG.' because Wild would torment Sky by coming to the coffee shop he works at and ordering a mug of ice water, and Sky would go home and genuinely get so stressed out about it. No contact pic

Four: 'Tech Wizard', because Four one time fixed his computer in like. Seconds. and Sky was so blown away he's convinced Four is magical. The contact pic is the same as the one in Twi's phone: Four smacking his face into the table after Sky beat his ass in monopoly

Hyrule's phone:

Warriors: 'War', he doesn't have a funny nickname for him, War has such a big personality Hyrule is a little intimidated by him. The contact pic is a screenshot Hyrule took off his tiktok where Warriors is like. upside down in the air in the middle of a backflip

Twilight: 'Goats', and the contact pic is a screenshot of Twilight genuinely tearing up in a zoom meeting he hosted so he could give Hyrule his goat presentation he made for shits and giggles. You can see a bit of the slide in the back

Sky: 'Sky', and the contact pic is just a very nice pic of Sky smiling

Legend: 'Leg' with the intent of it being pronounced like leg the body part, and the contact pic is a .5 of Legend

Wild: 'WILD', and the contact pic is Wild hanging by his arms from a tree branch, actively trying to kick Hyrule who was the person taking the pic

Four: '4 Rubber Rats', it's a very long story and an inside joke between the two of them, and the contact photo is Four smiling and holding up one of his mice

Legend's phone:

Warriors: 'Noise Complaint', and the contact pic is Legend's hand actively flipping off War and you can just barely see War's offended face behind it

Twilight: 'Nice Upstairs Neighbor', and the contact pic is Twi's big ass brown eyes illuminated by the flash of Legend's camera, the shock on his face perfectly captured before he screamed in agony because the light was shone directly in his eyes (Legend didn't mean to have the flash on)

Sky: 'Sky', and the pic is him angrily remaking a coffee after a costumer yelled at him for doing EXACTLY what they asked. He had a really funny look on his face and Legend just had to take a pic, they both had a good laugh about it

Hyrule: 'Ruls', it's what he called him through high school. The contact pic is a selife of them from when they were 15 at a Halloween party

Wild: 'Wild', and the pic is somehow the only normal photo of Wild that exists outside of skating photos. Like he's not doing anything weird, he's sitting there smiling nicely, and THATS what makes it so fucking odd. No one can remember who took the pic or how Legend ended up with it

Four: '4', Legend is as creative as Warriors is. The contact pic is Four stuck in a tree pretending like he DOES actually know how to get down. It was taken before the panic set in

Wild's phone:

Warriors: 'Nemesis <3', the contact pic is him and War from like, the previous year. It was one of a few selfies War took with him that he intended to post, but the specific one Wild has as the contact pic is one War didn't think was perfect enough because he thought he (War) looked weird in it. He's genuinely smiling, and so is Wild, and that's why Wild likes the pic

Twilight: 'Penguin Dealer', because Twi let him get good pics of the penguins that first time they met by letting him come into a small room (that still had a full sheet of glass separating Wild from the penguins) because Wild couldn't see well over the high wall because he was in a wheelchair at the time. The contact pic is Twi staring out a window really dramatically

Sky: 'Ice mug', and the contact pic is literally just Sky hitting the shinji chair meme pose

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and the pic is him and Wild standing on a rock. They'd wanted to go hiking but Wild's hip was giving him shit, but he balanced himself up on that rock, crutch in one hand and his other arm around Hyrule's shoulders. They're both laughing, Twilight took the pic

Legend: 'Leg', because as you can see the friend group is really original. The contact pic is Legend and Wild baking together

Four: 'Owes me yarn', because otherwise Wild will forget that Four does in fact owe him yarn. The contact pic is Four stuck in a tree, same pic as Legend's contact pic for him

Four's phone:

Warriors: 'Cat Lady', and the pic is War dead asleep on his own couch in his own home with both his cats snuggled up to his face

Twilight: 'Twi', and the contact pic is a screenshot from a video where Twilight was arguing with War that he CAN, in fact, touch his toes, and he bent over to do so and somehow?? ended up leaning too far foreward?? and did a weird sort of fall/roll in the grass, and the contact pic for him on Four's phone is the moment you can see on Twi's face that he might be fucked because he may have leaned too far forward

Sky: 'Mom', it started as a joke when Four called Sky 'mom' after he asked if Four needed an entire lasagna. The contact pic is said lasagna

Hyrule: '1 Rubber Rat', and the contact pic is Hyrule sprawled out face down on the floor

Legend: 'Grumpy', and the contact pic is Legend genuinely smiling

Wild: 'buy him yarn', Wild set the name for him so FOUR wouldn't forget either. The contact pic is Wild getting chased by a goose

Wind: 'child', the contact pic is literally Wind as a three year old

Wind's phone:

he doesn't really have the other boys' numbers because hes not technically part of the friend group. He follows a few of them on instagram and/or tiktok and will message them there (or on discord), but he has War's number because War was his baby sitter, and Four's number because Four is his cousin

Warriors: 'WAR', and the contact pic is a really cute photo of the two of them the first time War took him skating (because Wind wanted to try and War got permission from his grandma to take him)

Four: 'mean 2 me', and theres no pfp. Four has never been mean to him, for context

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[crazylittlejester]

“Okay, so if I jump like this, then twist like this on the landing, and use that momentum to carry me forward, then that can work in place of that footwork in the middle of the sing, because I’m not sure that would be possible on the ice without face planting.”

Twilight hummed and nodded in all the right places, aware Warriors wasn’t really looking for his input. Twilight knew as much about skating as Warriors did about tending to a farm, that is to say, only as much as they had picked up from each other.

The sound of the skates gliding through the ice was starting to get on Twilights nerves. They’d been there for hours, Warriors so focused on perfecting the dance that he’d completely ignored the way Twilights hands were slowly developing frost bite.

“Can you hurry up! It’s freezing in here,” he called out to his friend, who was skating lazy circles as he thought about the next step.

“That’s the ice Twilight, it tends to be cold.”

Twilight waited until Warriors wasn't facing him before sticking his tongue out at him. he immediately regretted it, as now even the inside of his mouth was cold.

“Come on Twi, normally I’m the one complaining about being cold, and you’re lording your warmth over me. Where’s that warmth now?”

Twilight sighed heavily.

“Your out there skating and jumping and shit, I’m just standing here, slowly freezing to death.”

Honestly, who thought it was a good idea to go ice skating in the middle of December. His idiot roommate, apparently.

“You could join me you know, get the blood pumping,” Warriors offered.

Twilight scoffed, well aware of the results of the last time Warriors convinced him to skate with him.

“Just hurry up. I won’t be able to film you if my fingers are too frozen to click record.”

Warriors did one last circle before coming to a stop.

Twilight chose to believe it was a coincidence that the spray of ice was firmly in his direction.

“Okay Okay. Fine. Just let me run through the whole thing once with the music, then we’ll film it.”

Twilight rolled his eyes before hitting play, giving Warriors enough of a buildup in the music before the dance started that he could get his bearings.

The rink was blessedly empty, no one else was insane enough to be skating at 10 am on a Tuesday morning in the middle of winter, so no one else was around to complain as the sound of Jonathan Baileys voice filled the air.

Twilight wasn't entirely sure why Warriors insisted on doing the popular choreography on ice instead of solid ground like regular people. When he’d asked, Warriors had just said something about “pizazz,” before walking off to get his skates.

Sky had suspected it had something to do with proving himself, although what exactly he was proving Twilight didn’t know.

Sky wasn’t the one stuck here while he was doing it however.

Twilight only hoped Sky would fulfill his promise of making them hot chocolate when they returned.

Warriors reached the last steps of the routine, finishing with a midair twist.

A lot of the moves in the dance didn’t translate well to skating, so Warriors had gotten creative. Instead of being stationary, he was constantly moving, adding in the occasional jumps. Twilight was a bit worried about some of Warriors old injuries, but knew pointing it out would just lead to his roommate getting self conscious and overcompensating, which had never failed to end up with him more injured. So instead, Twilight kept his mouth shut, simply hitting record when he was told to.

Warriors started the routine again, adding various winks and other performative facial expressions whenever he was close enough to the camera.

It was times like this that Twilight was grateful Warriors had gone into skating and dancing instead of becoming a full blown theatre kid. The world may not have survived.

Warriors reached the end of the dance, adding an elaborate spin at the end that he hadn’t done in any previous run throughs.

Twilight rolled his eyes, waiting until Warriors was stationary before stopping the recording.

“Now that was just showing off.”

Warriors skated over to the gate nearest Twilight.

“Showing off? I don’t know the meaning of the word.”

Twilight tossed Warriors water bottle at him.

Warriors, the bastard that he was, caught it.

He sat down, taking a large drink before moving to untie and clean his skates.

Twilight sat beside him, massaging his stiff legs.

“Remind me again why Wild couldn't film you?”

Warriors took off his skates.

“He and Hyrule are doing some sort of nature photography at the national park.”

“So we’ll never hear from them again?”

“Probably not no.”

Twilight snorted as he stood, offering a hand to Warriors, who took it. He hissed as he stood up.

“Sore now?”

Warriors nodded, and Twilight sighed. Sometimes Warriors forgot that he wasn’t in the same place he used to be, where he could skate for hours without issue. He needed to work back up to it.

Twilight reminding him of that would do nothing however.

“Come in, let's get you home to Skys hot chocolate. I’ll even watch an episode of one of your stupid soap operas.”

“They’re not stupid, the plot lines are deep and complicated.”

“Whatever you say captain, whatever you say.”

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okay first off i just wanna apologize for answering this so late because I got sick and then i couldn't answer it from my phone which was so so mean but I read it like the second i saw it in my inbox and OH MY GOD ANON. SCREAMING AND SOBBING I ADORE THIS.

Twilight whining and complaining, Warriors being a little show off (he SO is), that comment about Wild and Hyrule disappearing off to take pictures and they'll never be seen again? LAJHKHD AUGHH I LOVE THISSSS thank you so much for writing it it truly made my day :)

[crazylittlejester]

Could you give us more about trans Time? (If that’s okay!)

Love that hc btw, it makes me really happy ^^

hell yes i can!! I love trans Time, trans that man's gender. oot link is like the vibes of transgenderism compressed into one single silly little guy (gender neutral). however people trans oot link's gender is always correct in my mind (i personally hc him to be ftm but i really do love seeing any version of him that's not cis)

im gonna apologize rn for any typos or oddly autocorrected words im dyslexic and my laptop works against me sometimes lmao

anyways not sure what exactly you wanted to know (and feel free to ask more questions!!) but i think this was in reference to my modern au post so!!:

Time was born in the late 70s (since the au takes place in present day and he is a good 25 years older than Twi), so growing up he didn't really see a whole lot of trans people who could've helped him realize he was trans sooner, especially because his childhood was mostly him having an awful time with his physical health and arguing with his father for the chance to go to public school and not be homeschooled like his siblings (he is the youngest of 6) because he didn't get along with all of them and wanted to meet new people

Looking back on it NOW he can recognize he realized he was trans when he was like, 12, but at the time he didn't really know what that was and just cut his hair short and didn't understand why he got so happy when people mistakenly called him a boy

There was a period of time where he was confused and thought he was a lesbian (he is bisexual) and he dated Ruto for like a year in high school but they kinda ended up becoming friends instead (they're STILL friends), and then he dated Sheik, who is a trans man, and the realization hit him like a bus

He graduated high school and then just kinda dipped off the map, he didn't realy have friends (besides Ruto, and MALON considered them friends but he didn't realize she liked him that much) so he didn't really keep in contact with people except for Sheik (he was also doing pretty bad physically at this point in time), but he started socially transitioning around 18 and was able to start medically transitioning around 20. Not all his siblings were super accepting, and he's completely cut contact with one of them, but his sister closest to him in age who was his best friend growing up was his biggest supporter

(this modern au takes place in a modernized Hyrule kingdom loosely based on where I live because obviously where I live is the best idea I have of how modern sociey works since I'm living in it, lmao, but Hyrule kingdom was a little more progressive in the late 90s and while gender affirming care wasn't SUPER easy to access, it WAS accessable. the main issue for Time was transphobia from his oldest brother and the people from his INCREDIBLY tightknit town, because outside of that people didn't know he was trans)

Malon was fully aware he was trans because she met him before HE realized that, so when those two got together he didn't have to worry about telling her or anything. And they WERE going to adopt kids at some point, but then Time's sister died and her husband had passed away too and she'd written in her will that she'd wanted Time to take care of her baby (Twi), because she wanted him to have a wonderful environment growing up and she trusted Time more than their other siblings even though they'd all already settled down and had their own kids and were experienced parents (also to be fair, she didn't expect to die and leave her 13 month old an orphan. it was just an IN the event of her death kinda thing, she very much would've rather been able to raise her kid herself)

Time doesn't really give two fucks about passing, not anymore, he wears what he wants, but most people DO assume he's a cis man because he's decently tall and has a deeper, monotoned voice. Transphobia does still exist in Hyrule Kingdom, though it's not as bad as it was when Time was a kid, and also the city where the boys' apartment in is incredibly LGBTQ+ friendly (not that that means homophobia and transphobia don't exist, it's just a much safer area to be out that other places in the kingdom) so he doesn't ever feel like he has to HIDE being trans. He goes to pride parades sometimes (when he knows he won't get overwhelmed) and he and Malon are definitely that older couple who give out free supportive parent hugs to people who really need it

Legend in this au is also a trans man, and I wouldn't call Wild cis but he's amab and uses he/him pronouns at the moment while he figures things out (he's also perfectly fine with they/them)

[crazylittlejester]

A tiny fic for you, because life's been a bitch and you deserve a gift (happy to hear you're doing better though :] ) :

"What the fuck are y'all doing?" Twilight laughed, walking from his room into the living room.

"Floor time." War mumbled from his place face down on the floor, head almost completely obscured by the black fluff of the cat he'd buried his face in. Milo meowed.

Sky made a miserable noise of agreement. He was laid out starfish style on his back, half draped over his friend, with one hand thrown over his face. He had a white, fluffy blob that Twi recognised as War's other cat, Tara, curled up on his chest.

"Ah crap, do I want to know?" Twilight crouched down beside the pile of saddness and cats.

"NO." They both groaned in sync.

"Alright 'en." Twi shrugged. "Y'all need anythin'?"

"I need you to kill me." War sighed.

"Hell no, shut up. If I have to do this, so do you, mister dramatic pants." Sky snapped, though there wasn't much heat behind it.

"How about a hug instead?" Twilight suggested.

War removed his face from the fluffy void and stared at Twi with the most pathetic, wet creature eyes ever. He nodded quietly, kissing Milo once before he somehow pretzel'd himself into sitting upright without evicting Sky of his place sprawled over him. Does it make sense? Not really, but eh, it's War. He's magical. Though magic didn't stop Milo's fur from having foundation smudges on it. Or from his eyeliner smudging.

Twilight smiled as he sat himself down, shuffling to lean against the sofa before he opened his arms to welcome his roommates in. Without a second of doubt, War flopped himself over straight into Twi's arms. Though in the process, he accidentally squished Sky, who let out an indignant squawk and kicked War (gently) in the shin before wiggling out into a more comfortable embrace between his two roommates.

"War that was homophobic..." Sky grumbled.

"I'm literally gay???"

"Alright old ladies, calm down." Twilight soothed with.

War simply huffed and buried his cold nose in Twi's shoulder. Any pretend grumpiness evaporated from both him and Sky within seconds, and their tense shoulders slowly unwound as they relaxed further and further into the comforting furnace that is Twilight.

If anyone were to walk in, they'd just see a tangle of limbs and (metaphorical) soggy cats. The actual cats were there too; at some point they'd snuck in and were purring away, content as ever.

Minutes, hours- whatever, an amount of time passed where all three of the silly roommates sat on the floor snuggling, until a sleepy, incoherent murmur left Sky's lips. Twilight hummed in question.

"I'm gonna fall asleep..." Sky mumbled, his eyelids slipping shut, though he didn't bother moving.

"Then get some rest, dude. You deserve it." War gently smiled, running a hand through Sky's hair.

Any further disgruntled grumblings were lost to the power of sleepiness, and soon replaced by snores.

"...everythin' alright with him?" Twi asked hesitantly.

War hummed. "Just stressed, I think. Glad to see him relaxed now."

"Yeah," Twilight whispered in agreement, mindful of the aforementioned roommate sleeping tucked into his side.

Conversation tapered off into comfortable silence, until Twi started to complain that his ass hurt from sitting on the floor for so long. But he just scooped Sky up and the cuddle pile relocated to someone's bed, where they could snuggle more securely. Personally, War had no complaints. The stress of his life earlier had melted in the warm embrace of his friends and now he felt... safe. Secure. Content.

Sorry this isn't the best- but I hope you like it ! Remember to take care of yourself :]

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I LOVE IT OH MY GOD. SCREAMING AND CRYING AND RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES you gifted me my blorbos 🥺??? AUGH!!

this is so fucking cute, floor time could definitely fix these guys

"Mister dramatic pants" and Twi thinking War has sad wet creature eyes is so everything to me, I hope you know

AND THE "War that was so homophobic" "I'm literally gay" KILLED ME. War is definitely the more likley of the three of them to whine and stop his feet and go "this is so homophobic" over any minor inconvenience but Sky saying this TO WAR is so fucking funny and I love it so much

also them worrying over Sky is so sweet, I love this so much thank you for this im holding it tightly in my evil little hands

[crazylittlejester]

Do you have any silly facts and headcanons for your modern au Legend? (Free invitation to yap /gen)

hmmm... i dunno about silly but I do have facts aalkjhdk?

Sky's lost count of the number of times Legend has just popped into work with a brand new hair color. Legend's had to shave his head a couple time throughout his life because his hair gets so damaged, though it's been a GOOD few years since he's had to do that (it's currently about shoulder length in the front and cut much shorter in the back, kinda like a more masculine ramona flowers. he cuts his hair himself, sometimes its a bit choppy)

he's actually the one who dyes Sky's hair. Sky doesn't bleach it, and his hair is naturally a pretty dark brown, but he'll dye it red with Legend sometimes and it'll have a subtle red tone to it for a few weeks

Legend decided he hated War before he even met him because he saw a tiktok of him and decided he was too cocky, then went to college and realized War was not only on his floor, but in the literal room next to him. They did not get along until they sat down and had an actual conversation with each other, though they still bicker and act like they hate each other

He got really into league of legends for a while and refused to tell anyone about it because he knew War would make fun of him, but when Arcane came out he knew a Little too much and War figured it out. and he did in fact make fun of him for it

he put a LOT of money into his gaming setup. he also likes Until Dawn, Baldur's Gate, FNAF, and Stardew Valley, and War and Twi are slowly successfully dragging him into RE

He wears a lot of skirts simply because he can, and he's not at all afraid to get snappy at people who call him a girl for it or who are just rude to him (is it even Legend if he doesn't hate pants? /j)

[crazylittlejester]

A little gift, because you've been doing rough lately:

(Read this at your own pace, don't force yourself please-)

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"Heyy Twilight Sparkle-poo my pookie?" War's voice slurred through shitty phone speakers.

"War. I love you, but never call me that again-" Twilight sighed. "What's up? Aren't you meant to be in rehearsals or something?"

"Yeahhhh 'bout that- can you pick me up? Pretty please?"

"Yeah, of course dude. Why, what's up?" Twi asked, trying to keep his voice steady and mask the anxiety gripping his heart; War never asked to be picked up early. Never. Unless he hurt himself.

"Uhhhh... don't be mad, but-" Twi was already terrified, "-'pparently I've got a concussion? Dunno how though."

"Warren..." Twilight had already stood up to search for his keys, though he kept his phone pressed against an ear.

"Please don' be mad-" a tremor ran through his voice as War mumbled the simple sentence.

"Hey, no, I ain't mad, buddy. Just worried." Twi reassured calmly. Even though he was darting about the whole apartment looking for the damn keys-

Suddenly, Sky burst into whatever room Twi was in, phone in hand and a look of both shock and morbid entertainment on his face. For some reason, Cynthia Erivo's voice was coming out of his phone...?

"TWI. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS-" Sky wheezed. He half stumbled over, thrusting his phone into Twi's hands.

It was a tiktok from their roommate's famous account. Of their roommate. Flying off... a fucking stage???

Or, more specifically, it was a video of whatever show War was currently rehearsing, taken from the audience. Everything going well, until one unfortunate performer misplaced their foot. Then War, as focused as he was on being fabulous (which he did very well, thank you), didn't notice. And proceeded to trip, try to readjust, then fly off the stage and crumple to the ground on his face.

The worst (best) part? The sound he'd used for the video was fucking. Defying Gravity.

"Guys? Are you watching Wicked without me??? I thought you loved me!" Apparently War had heard the sound through Twi's microphone, and was upset about it. His teary voice painted the vivid mental image of a wet cat.

"Nah, we wouldn't do that to you buddy. I was just showing Twi the video you posted earlier. We'll look up a slime tutorial for you later, okay?" Sky chirped, keeping his voice light.

"....I posted a video earlier?" War questioned, his voice faint and confused.

Distantly, a voice shouted, 'Hey, you need to keep pressure on that!' And then a quiet 'ow-'  from their friend.

Sky shot a 'wtf????' look at Twi, who responded by mouthing 'concussion'. Sky winced, understanding immediately. Painfully. He snatched up Twi's car keys from- wait, where DID he find them?- somewhere, and he grabbed ahold of Twi's arm to drag him to the door.

"We'll be there soon!" Twi called out, not bothering to wait for an answer before he hung up and snatched his keys from Sky.

The car ride was unremarkable, although tense. Sky spoke a few words, but mainly stared off into space while absentmindedly tapping on the glass of the window. Twi just focused on driving as quickly as he could while not breaking the law. Goddess knows a speeding ticket is not what he needs right now.

Upon arriving, the pair were greeted by someone they recognised as someone in many of the productions. She smiled and guided both of them to where the incident happened, chatting away nervously along the way. About the production, about how much she admired War and how they became friends through cat pictures, yada yada, until they arrived.

They found War laying on the floor with his feet propped up and an ice pack wrapped in a towel held to his head. At first, he didn't notice them, seemingly fascinated by the ceiling. It took Twi kneeling next to him and tapping his arm for War to finally blink away the fogginess in his eyes and look at him.

"Oh, hi. What're you doin' here?" War asked, eyes unfocused and pupils mismatched but too large for the bright lights.

"Uhhh, you called me. Asked us to pick you up." Twilight explained nervously, placing his hand over War's on the ice pack as he seemed to temporarily loosen his grip on it.

"Oh, huh... 's smart." War huffed, blinking and resuming the entertaining task of staring at the ceiling.

Sky joined them after he'd spoken to some people for a while to clarify what exactly happened. Yes, he did see the tiktok showing War tumbling off stage, but details!  Plus, he needed to know if War had taken any medicine and exactly what state he was in. Sky may be an expert on treating concussions, but he isn't magical!

A few words flew about before a conclusion was reached on exactly what to do. Twilight and a burly dancer guy helped to hoist War upright and drag him along with his arms over both of their shoulders. Sky trailed them, making sure that the ice pack didn't fall off even as War's head lolled to rest against Twi's shoulder. The dancer guy- who turned out to be War's partner for lifts- helped load the dazed twink into Twi's car and bade them a good night.

Sky joined War in the backseat, chosing to sit in the middle seat in case War needed his shoulder to lean on. Which ended up being needed, as not even halfway through the journey, War poked Sky. And poked him again. And again. Then well, War didn't object when Sky offered his shoulder to lay on.

When they arrived back at the apartment building, War was still a little too unsteady for just Twi to support him, and unfortunately Sky was too short. So guess what?

The pretty princess with a head injury wound up being tucked up in Twi's arms and gently carried inside bridal style. He giggled groggily and kicked his feet, playing into the 'damsel in distress' role. Sky couldn't help but roll his eyes, but still, he made sure to lock the car and open doors for them.

As soon as War was set down on his bed, a white fluffy blur zoomed across the room to jump on his chest. Tara circled around on her dad's body for a while before she nuzzled her face into his jaw and settled down. Though it felt like an impossible task, War dragged a heavy hand up to settle on her little body, prompting the good little kitty to start purring.

When Sky sat down beside War to pet his cat, Twi booted up the tv and looked around for a remote to bring up youtube. It took a while for War to realise Sky was there, but once he did, he made the most pathetic kicked puppy face and asked for him to come closer. Once he did, Wars used his influence as a certified soggy cat to flop himself over to lay in his friend's soft lap. He let out a content sigh.

"Alright War, what are you feeling?" Twi asked.

He'd set the tv brightness to low and somehow figured out how to set it to avoid eyestrain. In the youtube search bar, he'd typed in 'slime tutorial' and awaited input before typing in any musical names.

"Uhhhhgm... uh..." War pondered.

"Emotional support mean girls?" Sky suggested.

"YES." War agreed vehemently, his eyes lighting up. Tara lifted her little head with a curious 'mrrp?'.

Twi just laughed and typed it in. He looked back to the other two as he scrolled through the various results until he found one that had been watched many times before, which both Sky nodded enthusiastically at. So it was the one he selected. Though, before he joined his roommates on War's bed, Twi popped out for a few seconds to fill a bottle of water for War and grab snacks for everyone.

When he came back, he found War snuggled with his two cats, half laying in Sky's lap, and looking completely at peace. Sky appeared to be smoothing out War's hair, carefully detangling it with his fingers while avoiding the injury. Twi smiled softly, setting the drinks and snacks down on a bedside table before he climbed into the bed with his roommates. Though, before he did so, he shucked off his flannel jacket and laid it over War.

As it turns out, none of them made it through the full musical. War dropped off to sleep midway through and Sky's early sleep time made him shift around a bit so he was laying down with War resting on his chest before swiftly joining him in the realm of sleepiness. And well, Twi felt exhausted from all his worrying earlier, so when War tugged at him to lay down, who was he to resist?

(Sorry if I mischaracterised them, but I hope you liked this ! Please take care of yourself, remember to drink water, and keep breathing :] )

okay first of all im so sorry for answering this so late, i couldn't answer it from my phone because tumblr likes to bully me but i saw and read this like an hour or so after you sent it and it absolutely made my day oh my GOD. MY BLORBOS. ALKDHLHJDHKH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (insert image of little doodle guy screaming, I don't have my usual images because they're on my phone)

"Twilight Sparkle Poo" KILLED ME. there really is SO much to do with Twi's nickname

Also Twi calling him 'buddy' is so absolutely canon and real. He's one of the few people who can get away with calling him that without War getting mad

AND TWI IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZING CYNTHIA ERIVO'S VOICE. I haven't been able to post a lot of new ideas for my modern au since the start of the new year but there's a whole thing with War being OBSESSED with Wicked and Twilight has been dragged to see it sooooo so many times, and he and Sky can hear the movie just coming through the walls because War will watch it alone in his room now that he can own it. He's like, an honorary theater kid. War never got to do shows because he was always so busy but that man does love a good musical (ALSO HIM FLYING OFF THE STAGE IM DEAD.)

Twi not speeding is also so perfect, he does not speed ever he's so anxious about getting pulled over

"dazed twink" and "pretty princess with a head injury" ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME. I SCREAMED ABOUT IT TO SEVERAL PEOPLE BECAUSE THATS SO FUNNY ALDJDBKDJ

ALSO TARA!!! HIS BABY!!! War is some soggy wet creature and so are his cats, they all just pile on that bed and dissolve into the 8 billion blankets he has because he is always cold

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MEAN GIRLS. ABSOLUTELY. He'd also love legally blonde

AUGHGHHGAHGAHUAGHHHHHHHHH SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU GIVING YOU A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD HUGGING YOU SPINNING YOU AROUND I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH thank you for writing me my special little guys :') tears in my eyes rn this was truly so wonderful to open up my inbox to

I hope you have a wonderful day friend :)

[crazylittlejester]

Wait so is your modern au Sky also epileptic? (Sorry if this has been answered before XD) And if so, what kind and how do his symptoms manifest? (Full permission to yap ! I'm invested in this au /gen)

No worries! I honestly can't remember if I've talked about it or not for this au, but yes my modern au Sky has epilepsy too :)

(sorry this is a bigger yap than i intended it to be aljdlsljdld, you awakened my inner yapper. also my bad for typos if there are any)

The meds he takes to help stop him from having seizures so frequently (they don't stop them completely) make him pretty tired, he doesn't have as much energy as his friends and this makes him upset a lot of the time because he's had to sit out on a few activities. He also has to make sure he gets enough sleep and doesn't stay up too late or he'll risk triggering a seizure, so he can't stay up with Twi and Wars and sometimes it's hard for him to not feel like he HAS to exclude himself. Twi and Wars are both incredibly understanding, especially since they've known him for so long and have listened to him rant and tried to help as best as they could, but sometimes it's just exhausting for Sky to argue with HIMSELF. He knows his friends aren't excluding him and go out of their way to make sure he can join them, but he gets a little jealous when he has to go to bed and can still hear the TV on in the living room (and this is also why he can get a little snappy when Twi and Wars want to play video games all afternoon. It's not their fault and Sky feels bad for getting upset about it, but he PHYSICALLY cannot play with them, he can't share that with them, and he can only handle watching them for a little bit before he has to stop watching the screen. Twi and Wars don't have a whole lot of time they can play together because Wars is so busy and has like no free time, but they REALLY try to only play if Sky is out at work or actively asleep because they wanna spend time with him too)

One of the most outwardly noticeable signs he's about to have a seizure is that he'll get a bit of an energy boost and act a little hyper for HIM, which can sometimes be hard for friends to notice because when he's hyper his energy level basically just goes up to 'average young adult with unmedicated adhd', which is like half his friend group so he's just acting like the rest of them. Sometimes they don't notice because Sky suddenly being a little more energetic fuels the group's chaoticnes and they just rile each other up [This is EXACTLY what happened in Secrets (Un)known, which isn't a fic for this au but it was the first fic I wrote specifically about Sky having a seizure and just a good example of the situation I'm trying to describe aldjhkd] Things right before that SKY will notice include things like getting super anxious and suddenly feeling really heavy and like everything is slowing down. He'll also feel nauseous and like he's overheating.

His meds can also make it hard for him to focus and when he first started taking the ones he's currently on they'd give him headaches, though he doesn't really get headaches from them anymore, which he's super thankful for because the migraine auras he'd get would feel similar enough to seizure auras that he'd end up working himself into a panic attack thinking he was about to have a seizure, or, on the flip side, he'd tell himself it was just a migraine and then try to push through what ended up being a seizure

He can't drive, which has really affected his mental health because he gets frustrated that he can't be seizure free long enough to be able to learn how and he's got to rely on his friends to drive him places (granted he does live in a city, which is where both his job and college campus is, but sometimes the weather is bad and it just isn't walkable, or he has to go to an appointment which is a bit further away). The entire reason he's an english lit major who plans to become a teacher is because school was SUCH a struggle for him, between being unable to focus and having seizures and then missing school because he was simply unable to go, and because his grades were sometimes poor his teachers and the education system would make him feel stupid and it frustrated him to NO end. He'd get called sleepy and lazy, and 'no wonder he failed he doesn't pay attention in class' so he became HELL BENT on not letting another generation of kids with disabilities suffer like that. He's not stupid at all, he's so so smart and he has so much to say about the books he loves, and he wants to be able to help at least ONE kid who was taught to think they were just stupid realize no, their brain is just a little different. (Wars also played a part in this. He has unmedicated ADHD and couldn't pay attention well in class back in high school and his grades suffered a bit and he genuinely thought he was just stupid because the teachers would make fun of him and tell him he needed to spend less time thinking about his appearance and more time paying attention, and Sky got so genuinely fucking mad that Wars to this DAY believes he's just a pretty face that he snapped a bit and decided he was going to take his passion for literature and helping people and channel it into becoming an english teacher)

At THIS point, Sky's meds are helping ENOUGH that he won't stop taking them but he can't increase the dose to help more because of the side effects. He has focal impaired awareness seizures most commonly, which looks to the outside person like he's just zoned out. He'll usually blink quickly or sometimes his hand will twitch for about a minute and then he'll be a bit confused for a little afterwards, and it can sometimes be hard for him to talk immediately after. If he's really stressed out he can have a couple of those a week, but usually he'll have like 3-7 per month (though sometimes it can be more than that). It's RARE he makes it through a week without having a seizure at all

The main reason he's worried about changing his medication is because this current one has really decreased the number of big, dropping to the ground convulsing seizures he has per year, and he's scared to start trying other things because he doesn't want to risk those becoming more frequent. When he was younger he'd have several tonic clonic seizures per week, and now he'll get them like once-ish per month (again it depends on stress, sleep, and making sure he avoids flashing lights or fast moving videos. sometimes they'll happen more than once a month, sometimes he'll make it a full month without having one (and then get a little anxious about it))

Wars and Twi have kind of mastered the very fine line between taking care of Sky and pissing him off, because they're well aware Sky doesn't need their help with anything and if he does he'll ask for it, but sometimes when they notice him getting a bit worked up over something (like a school assignment or exams) and they've had to get really creative about helping distract him and calm him down without making Sky paranoid they're treating him like a ticking time bomb. They do not baby him, they do not treat him like he's about to explode, but Sky went through grade school and teachers who've all seen him start to get stressed and gone "Why don't we take some deep breaths?" in a SUPER condescending way, so it's become a bit of an instinct to lash out if he feels like he's being treated differently. The little things Wars and Twi do to help him just take a deep breath and relax a little are the same things they'll do to each other or any of their other friends when they get stressed, like make him some tea or offer to help him study by asking questions so he can see if he remembers the answer. They'll just get his dinner for him so he doesn't have to worry about it or get him a little treat at the store, sometimes Wars will literally just use a laser pointer to send one of his cats into Sky's room

He's been looking into seizure alert dogs, because he thinks one could be really useful and help him feel a little more independent and also help with his stress, but they're expensive and he lives in an apartment, so he's hesitant to get one

(full disclosure, I myself do not have epilepsy but a close friend of mine does and I've talked with her as well as someone who has a family member who experiences seizures and I've done a TON of research, however that does NOT make me an expert and if i do make any mistakes i would greatly appreciate kind corrections. representation is important to me, and i don't want to accidentally spread misinformation)

[crazylittlejester]

lu wild: ah shit not again [goes into a memory]

m!wild: wh. what the fucj

(sorry for answering this so late)

ALISHKDHK my modern au Wild has his own issues with dissociation but I do think he'd be alarmed to know his alternate universe self is just kinda hanging out with like half his memories in his head and little to no sense of self preservation

[crazylittlejester]

m!wild: read this out loud please and thank you

lu!war, squinting amd confused: p. pogg er. poggers.

m!war: STOP MAKING HIM SAY STREAMER LINGO.

ALKJSLIHLJDH IM CRYING

M!War would be so genuinely distressed to hear those words coming out of his counterpart's mouth in HIS voice 😭

LU Wind would try to do something like this with M!Time and M!Time would shock all the LU boys by eating the paper /j

[crazylittlejester]

Okok so the idea was that War and Twi would be playing mario cart, Sky watching, and Twi has won like, EVERY round. War is nearly on the ground; hands are shaking; Twilights cheering loudly, arms raised in the air

Sky asks to play a round, so War hands him the controller and is like, "good luck dude-"

They teach him which buttons are to go, to use items, and so forth

And Sky immediately gets 1st. The others are flabbergasted, War has a grin on his face thats just utter confusion, the only noise coming from him being a "wtf"; Twilight has a dumbfounded look, mouth open, only barely scoffing that he went easy on him cause it was his first time playing (his ego was hurt)

Sky has a shit eating grin, "Im gonna go take a nap"

That was my idea lmao

ALKSLDLJFK I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM CRYIN

the idea of Sky sitting there listening to War scream every time Twilight pulls past him at JUST the last second and then him suddenly going "oh it can't be that hard let me try" and then wipes the floor with both of em is SO funny, AND THE "im gonna go take a nap" ALKLHDL

like "lmao that's enough for me" and then he leaves Twi and War behind in tears on the floor

[crazylittlejester]

Some doodles of your modern au Wars :]

He is wet creature thing /affectionate, his friends got him a little plushie of a cat in an orange

I can't remember which exact fic this is from, but it's his day off and he is eepy, drinking some orange juice (sorry if he isn't perfect, this is just how I imagined him XD)

✨️the pretty princess with a head injury ✨️

He is stealing Twi's natural warmth while he's dead asleep, so mean :[[ /j

Anyway I hope you like these ! Have a nice day, remember to take care of yourself

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EEEE THE GUY!!! He is SO wet creature, THE CAT IN THE ORANGE IS KILLING ME ALSKDHDLJ THATS SO CUTE WHAT

also shhh he's perfect. i love him.

PRETTY PRINCESS WITH A HEAD INJURY!! im literally going to find an excuse for Twi to call him that again in some fic because its absolutely golden

ALKJLHDH listen Twi is never gonna pass up a good cuddle, even if he is half convinced War only sneaks into his bed because it'll be warm and not because he wants to spend more time with HIM

THANK YOU FOR DRAWING MY GUY I LOVE HE, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO :)

[crazylittlejester]

hi i am previous anon wkdbdisbdn

hopefully it works this time sndjdsjajsbsb

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if it doesn’t work i might explode lol (apparently links don’t work anonymously. tried to put it on anon and it didn’t work, also realized i forgot to sign so yeah hi lol)

LMAO IM CRYING

as for the 'who does what in the modern au', twi doesnt really use tiktok that much so he'd probably go over to youtube shorts, sky doesn't really either but he does have an instagram because sun has an instagram and he likes looking at her posts so he'd go to reels, and war would move to canada because you can pry tiktok out of his cold dead hands (he'd realistically go to a replacement app. he does have instagram pages he posts to but he only posts pictures there, not videos)

[crazylittlejester]

Hello Crazy Little Jester on Tumblr Dot Com I wrote a short fic about the Modern AU boys that I totally didn't write verbatim from an actual experience of mine while doing the things and then give up on halfway through this is so stupid lmao

Slight C.W. for those who need it- food and cooking

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"So, all of these have air frier instructions," Sky told Wars as he started heading to his bedroom with a basket of his laundry, gesturing vaguely to the three mostly empty bags of frozen fish sticks, chicken nuggets, and pizza rolls on the counter. "If you can just cook these while I fold my laundry, that'd be a huge help." Wars nodded from his spot in the kitchen as he stirred the breakfast drink in his hands (which he was drinking at 6pm, for some reason).

"Do I just cook all of it?" Wars asked, noting how empty the bags looked.

"Yeah, one at a time, of course," Sky told him, heading to his bedroom.

It was Friday, which the boys had dubbed 'finger food day,' where they make a simple meal, like fish sticks and pizza rolls, rather than more intricate and bigger ones, so the person who cooked most of the time (usually Sky) didn't get tired of cooking every day. Apparently, it was Wars' turn today.

Their air frier was arguably not the greatest. It was missing the handle, and the front sides of the basket were a little spread away from the rest, letting steam escape. But, hey, it worked

Taking the basket out of the air frier revealed a thin layer of old crumbs on the bottom tray. Which, unfortunately, Wars now had to clean out with no prior information on how to do so.

The sprayer on the sink splashed and got him wet. A paper towel didn't do anything. He couldn't find the sponge that usually sat on the rim of the sink. Oh- nevermind. It was in the sink.

He definitely knew what he was doing.

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ALSKLDH WARRIORS VS AIR FRIER I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

thank you anon!! i loved reading this :)

[crazylittlejester]

idk if you’ve talked about her yet, but how would marin play into your modern au?

I said i little about her here (praying that link works im on my laptop rn and everything is wonky lmao), but she's a friend that Legend met online who eventually became an in person friend :) she is alive and well and very much a real person, and one of Legend's closest friends. She know Ravio, Wind, and War primarily, though Legend has invited her to the group's parties so she has met the modern au chain at least a few times :)