#jes's miscellaneous modern au

[crazylittlejester]

Wait so is your modern au Sky also epileptic? (Sorry if this has been answered before XD) And if so, what kind and how do his symptoms manifest? (Full permission to yap ! I'm invested in this au /gen)

No worries! I honestly can't remember if I've talked about it or not for this au, but yes my modern au Sky has epilepsy too :)

(sorry this is a bigger yap than i intended it to be aljdlsljdld, you awakened my inner yapper. also my bad for typos if there are any)

The meds he takes to help stop him from having seizures so frequently (they don't stop them completely) make him pretty tired, he doesn't have as much energy as his friends and this makes him upset a lot of the time because he's had to sit out on a few activities. He also has to make sure he gets enough sleep and doesn't stay up too late or he'll risk triggering a seizure, so he can't stay up with Twi and Wars and sometimes it's hard for him to not feel like he HAS to exclude himself. Twi and Wars are both incredibly understanding, especially since they've known him for so long and have listened to him rant and tried to help as best as they could, but sometimes it's just exhausting for Sky to argue with HIMSELF. He knows his friends aren't excluding him and go out of their way to make sure he can join them, but he gets a little jealous when he has to go to bed and can still hear the TV on in the living room (and this is also why he can get a little snappy when Twi and Wars want to play video games all afternoon. It's not their fault and Sky feels bad for getting upset about it, but he PHYSICALLY cannot play with them, he can't share that with them, and he can only handle watching them for a little bit before he has to stop watching the screen. Twi and Wars don't have a whole lot of time they can play together because Wars is so busy and has like no free time, but they REALLY try to only play if Sky is out at work or actively asleep because they wanna spend time with him too)

One of the most outwardly noticeable signs he's about to have a seizure is that he'll get a bit of an energy boost and act a little hyper for HIM, which can sometimes be hard for friends to notice because when he's hyper his energy level basically just goes up to 'average young adult with unmedicated adhd', which is like half his friend group so he's just acting like the rest of them. Sometimes they don't notice because Sky suddenly being a little more energetic fuels the group's chaoticnes and they just rile each other up [This is EXACTLY what happened in Secrets (Un)known, which isn't a fic for this au but it was the first fic I wrote specifically about Sky having a seizure and just a good example of the situation I'm trying to describe aldjhkd] Things right before that SKY will notice include things like getting super anxious and suddenly feeling really heavy and like everything is slowing down. He'll also feel nauseous and like he's overheating.

His meds can also make it hard for him to focus and when he first started taking the ones he's currently on they'd give him headaches, though he doesn't really get headaches from them anymore, which he's super thankful for because the migraine auras he'd get would feel similar enough to seizure auras that he'd end up working himself into a panic attack thinking he was about to have a seizure, or, on the flip side, he'd tell himself it was just a migraine and then try to push through what ended up being a seizure

He can't drive, which has really affected his mental health because he gets frustrated that he can't be seizure free long enough to be able to learn how and he's got to rely on his friends to drive him places (granted he does live in a city, which is where both his job and college campus is, but sometimes the weather is bad and it just isn't walkable, or he has to go to an appointment which is a bit further away). The entire reason he's an english lit major who plans to become a teacher is because school was SUCH a struggle for him, between being unable to focus and having seizures and then missing school because he was simply unable to go, and because his grades were sometimes poor his teachers and the education system would make him feel stupid and it frustrated him to NO end. He'd get called sleepy and lazy, and 'no wonder he failed he doesn't pay attention in class' so he became HELL BENT on not letting another generation of kids with disabilities suffer like that. He's not stupid at all, he's so so smart and he has so much to say about the books he loves, and he wants to be able to help at least ONE kid who was taught to think they were just stupid realize no, their brain is just a little different. (Wars also played a part in this. He has unmedicated ADHD and couldn't pay attention well in class back in high school and his grades suffered a bit and he genuinely thought he was just stupid because the teachers would make fun of him and tell him he needed to spend less time thinking about his appearance and more time paying attention, and Sky got so genuinely fucking mad that Wars to this DAY believes he's just a pretty face that he snapped a bit and decided he was going to take his passion for literature and helping people and channel it into becoming an english teacher)

At THIS point, Sky's meds are helping ENOUGH that he won't stop taking them but he can't increase the dose to help more because of the side effects. He has focal impaired awareness seizures most commonly, which looks to the outside person like he's just zoned out. He'll usually blink quickly or sometimes his hand will twitch for about a minute and then he'll be a bit confused for a little afterwards, and it can sometimes be hard for him to talk immediately after. If he's really stressed out he can have a couple of those a week, but usually he'll have like 3-7 per month (though sometimes it can be more than that). It's RARE he makes it through a week without having a seizure at all

The main reason he's worried about changing his medication is because this current one has really decreased the number of big, dropping to the ground convulsing seizures he has per year, and he's scared to start trying other things because he doesn't want to risk those becoming more frequent. When he was younger he'd have several tonic clonic seizures per week, and now he'll get them like once-ish per month (again it depends on stress, sleep, and making sure he avoids flashing lights or fast moving videos. sometimes they'll happen more than once a month, sometimes he'll make it a full month without having one (and then get a little anxious about it))

Wars and Twi have kind of mastered the very fine line between taking care of Sky and pissing him off, because they're well aware Sky doesn't need their help with anything and if he does he'll ask for it, but sometimes when they notice him getting a bit worked up over something (like a school assignment or exams) and they've had to get really creative about helping distract him and calm him down without making Sky paranoid they're treating him like a ticking time bomb. They do not baby him, they do not treat him like he's about to explode, but Sky went through grade school and teachers who've all seen him start to get stressed and gone "Why don't we take some deep breaths?" in a SUPER condescending way, so it's become a bit of an instinct to lash out if he feels like he's being treated differently. The little things Wars and Twi do to help him just take a deep breath and relax a little are the same things they'll do to each other or any of their other friends when they get stressed, like make him some tea or offer to help him study by asking questions so he can see if he remembers the answer. They'll just get his dinner for him so he doesn't have to worry about it or get him a little treat at the store, sometimes Wars will literally just use a laser pointer to send one of his cats into Sky's room

He's been looking into seizure alert dogs, because he thinks one could be really useful and help him feel a little more independent and also help with his stress, but they're expensive and he lives in an apartment, so he's hesitant to get one

(full disclosure, I myself do not have epilepsy but a close friend of mine does and I've talked with her as well as someone who has a family member who experiences seizures and I've done a TON of research, however that does NOT make me an expert and if i do make any mistakes i would greatly appreciate kind corrections. representation is important to me, and i don't want to accidentally spread misinformation)

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[crazylittlejester]

What do all the links have as contact nicknames for each other in the modern AU?

OOOH nice question >:) (i hope this is formatted in a way that makes sense alkjdkjdj)

Time only has Twilight, Warriors, and Sky's numbers, and their contact names are all just their actual names. Like, last names included. He's 46 he's not making his contact names all fancy, and the pfps he has for each of them are literally pictures of a physical photo he took so he'd have a picture to put there

Warriors's phone:

Time: 'Mr. Forrester', because he is slightly scared of offending Time somehow and is always just super respectful to him. He's the only father figure War has EVER had, and he's really scared of fucking up and losing that. No contact pic

Twilight: 'husband (derogatory)', the contact pic is a REALLY bad screenshot of Jacob Black from the Twilight movies

Sky: 'husband (affectionate)', and the contact pic is Sky upside down grinning like he's an extra in a horror movie who’s been possessed or something

Hyrule: 'Rock Enthusiast', very fitting. The contact pic is a rock with googly eyes

Legend: Ledge -> Edge -> 'Edgy', and the pfp is Legend with his bangs swept across his forehead with a filter on it that really just screams 2013 emo

Wild: 'wife (neutral)', and the picture is them from when they were like ten and eleven. They're both really fucking adorable in the pic

Four: '4', Warriors is not creative. No contact pic

Wind: 'Wind', but the contact pic is batshit enough to make up for it. It's him jumping on War's back when he CLEARLY had not been expecting it, so his eyes are bugging out of his head and Wind is still half flying through the air and Hyrule, Legend, Four, Twilight, and Sky literally look like the five stages of grief in the back

(bonus) Athena: 'Pookie', his contact name in her phone is the same. They are not dating, she's a lesbian and he's a gay man they will never date, but the contact pic is her kissing his cheek and every single time he has his phone down and she calls and the pfp takes up the whole screen, at least ONE person goes "AWWW IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND????" and he just thinks its funny at this point. Her pfp for him is, again, the EXACT same pic

Twilight's phone:

Time: 'Dad', the pfp is them fishing together from when Twi was like, 13. He looks at that pic a lot when he misses him

Warriors: 'Warp', and the pic is War twisted into a terrifying position. It's the other half of the pic of WAR'S contact pic for SKY, they were trying to spook Twi and he got a picture of them acting like idiots instead

Sky: It's just 'Sky', and the pic is the same one War has as his contact pic for Sky

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and it's a picture of Hyrule LITERALLY eating dirt. Like not tripping and eating shit, he has a paper plate with dirt on it and he's pretending like he's eating it

Legend: The literal leg emoji. No contact pic

Wild: 'Mr. Popper', a reference to Mr. Popper's Penguins, because they met when Wild was struggling to get clear pics of the penguins where Twi worked. He is forever the penguin boy to Twi, his contact pic is Wild pointing very excitedly at a penguin

Four: 'Four', and the pic is Four smacking his face into the table after Sky beat his ass in monopoly

Sky's phone:

Time: Also 'Mr. Forrester', though that's just how he typed it in when he was sixteen years old and has not changed it since. The contact pic is Time, Malon, Twi, Wars, and himself at the most recent holiday/birthday dinner. He updates it a few times a year

Warriors: 'Famous Guy' because, well, he is. The contact pic is this REALLY funny photo of War completely eating shit on the ice. Warriors is WELL aware of this, he set his own contact pic in Sky's phone and chose that himself

Twilight: Well after the whole wisdom tooth experience, it's now 'Applesauce Devourer'. The contact pic is one Sky took of Twilight quietly eating his apple sauce watching a movie the day after he'd gotten his wisdom teeth removed

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and the contact pic is a group shot where Sky just zoomed in on Hyrule and he's a little blurry looking and the pic is giving cryptid sighting

Legend: 'Pie Wizard', there's a story there. The contact pic is Legend with a wizard hat really poorly photoshopped on his head

Wild: 'ICE MUG.' because Wild would torment Sky by coming to the coffee shop he works at and ordering a mug of ice water, and Sky would go home and genuinely get so stressed out about it. No contact pic

Four: 'Tech Wizard', because Four one time fixed his computer in like. Seconds. and Sky was so blown away he's convinced Four is magical. The contact pic is the same as the one in Twi's phone: Four smacking his face into the table after Sky beat his ass in monopoly

Hyrule's phone:

Warriors: 'War', he doesn't have a funny nickname for him, War has such a big personality Hyrule is a little intimidated by him. The contact pic is a screenshot Hyrule took off his tiktok where Warriors is like. upside down in the air in the middle of a backflip

Twilight: 'Goats', and the contact pic is a screenshot of Twilight genuinely tearing up in a zoom meeting he hosted so he could give Hyrule his goat presentation he made for shits and giggles. You can see a bit of the slide in the back

Sky: 'Sky', and the contact pic is just a very nice pic of Sky smiling

Legend: 'Leg' with the intent of it being pronounced like leg the body part, and the contact pic is a .5 of Legend

Wild: 'WILD', and the contact pic is Wild hanging by his arms from a tree branch, actively trying to kick Hyrule who was the person taking the pic

Four: '4 Rubber Rats', it's a very long story and an inside joke between the two of them, and the contact photo is Four smiling and holding up one of his mice

Legend's phone:

Warriors: 'Noise Complaint', and the contact pic is Legend's hand actively flipping off War and you can just barely see War's offended face behind it

Twilight: 'Nice Upstairs Neighbor', and the contact pic is Twi's big ass brown eyes illuminated by the flash of Legend's camera, the shock on his face perfectly captured before he screamed in agony because the light was shone directly in his eyes (Legend didn't mean to have the flash on)

Sky: 'Sky', and the pic is him angrily remaking a coffee after a costumer yelled at him for doing EXACTLY what they asked. He had a really funny look on his face and Legend just had to take a pic, they both had a good laugh about it

Hyrule: 'Ruls', it's what he called him through high school. The contact pic is a selife of them from when they were 15 at a Halloween party

Wild: 'Wild', and the pic is somehow the only normal photo of Wild that exists outside of skating photos. Like he's not doing anything weird, he's sitting there smiling nicely, and THATS what makes it so fucking odd. No one can remember who took the pic or how Legend ended up with it

Four: '4', Legend is as creative as Warriors is. The contact pic is Four stuck in a tree pretending like he DOES actually know how to get down. It was taken before the panic set in

Wild's phone:

Warriors: 'Nemesis <3', the contact pic is him and War from like, the previous year. It was one of a few selfies War took with him that he intended to post, but the specific one Wild has as the contact pic is one War didn't think was perfect enough because he thought he (War) looked weird in it. He's genuinely smiling, and so is Wild, and that's why Wild likes the pic

Twilight: 'Penguin Dealer', because Twi let him get good pics of the penguins that first time they met by letting him come into a small room (that still had a full sheet of glass separating Wild from the penguins) because Wild couldn't see well over the high wall because he was in a wheelchair at the time. The contact pic is Twi staring out a window really dramatically

Sky: 'Ice mug', and the contact pic is literally just Sky hitting the shinji chair meme pose

Hyrule: 'Rulie', and the pic is him and Wild standing on a rock. They'd wanted to go hiking but Wild's hip was giving him shit, but he balanced himself up on that rock, crutch in one hand and his other arm around Hyrule's shoulders. They're both laughing, Twilight took the pic

Legend: 'Leg', because as you can see the friend group is really original. The contact pic is Legend and Wild baking together

Four: 'Owes me yarn', because otherwise Wild will forget that Four does in fact owe him yarn. The contact pic is Four stuck in a tree, same pic as Legend's contact pic for him

Four's phone:

Warriors: 'Cat Lady', and the pic is War dead asleep on his own couch in his own home with both his cats snuggled up to his face

Twilight: 'Twi', and the contact pic is a screenshot from a video where Twilight was arguing with War that he CAN, in fact, touch his toes, and he bent over to do so and somehow?? ended up leaning too far foreward?? and did a weird sort of fall/roll in the grass, and the contact pic for him on Four's phone is the moment you can see on Twi's face that he might be fucked because he may have leaned too far forward

Sky: 'Mom', it started as a joke when Four called Sky 'mom' after he asked if Four needed an entire lasagna. The contact pic is said lasagna

Hyrule: '1 Rubber Rat', and the contact pic is Hyrule sprawled out face down on the floor

Legend: 'Grumpy', and the contact pic is Legend genuinely smiling

Wild: 'buy him yarn', Wild set the name for him so FOUR wouldn't forget either. The contact pic is Wild getting chased by a goose

Wind: 'child', the contact pic is literally Wind as a three year old

Wind's phone:

he doesn't really have the other boys' numbers because hes not technically part of the friend group. He follows a few of them on instagram and/or tiktok and will message them there (or on discord), but he has War's number because War was his baby sitter, and Four's number because Four is his cousin

Warriors: 'WAR', and the contact pic is a really cute photo of the two of them the first time War took him skating (because Wind wanted to try and War got permission from his grandma to take him)

Four: 'mean 2 me', and theres no pfp. Four has never been mean to him, for context

[crazylittlejester]

Okok so the idea was that War and Twi would be playing mario cart, Sky watching, and Twi has won like, EVERY round. War is nearly on the ground; hands are shaking; Twilights cheering loudly, arms raised in the air

Sky asks to play a round, so War hands him the controller and is like, "good luck dude-"

They teach him which buttons are to go, to use items, and so forth

And Sky immediately gets 1st. The others are flabbergasted, War has a grin on his face thats just utter confusion, the only noise coming from him being a "wtf"; Twilight has a dumbfounded look, mouth open, only barely scoffing that he went easy on him cause it was his first time playing (his ego was hurt)

Sky has a shit eating grin, "Im gonna go take a nap"

That was my idea lmao

ALKSLDLJFK I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM CRYIN

the idea of Sky sitting there listening to War scream every time Twilight pulls past him at JUST the last second and then him suddenly going "oh it can't be that hard let me try" and then wipes the floor with both of em is SO funny, AND THE "im gonna go take a nap" ALKLHDL

like "lmao that's enough for me" and then he leaves Twi and War behind in tears on the floor

[crazylittlejester]

Does Wars like stargazing in your silly modern au as well? Or is it different because he didn't have the older siblings to share memories with? (Now I'm imagining the three sillies all laying on a blanket on the roof of their building or in a field looking at stars, might draw that)

He does!! Though for a different reason because yeah, he didn't grow up with any siblings (Linkle is his half-sister but they didn't know each other until a few years ago and they're friends but not SUPER close friends)

In the modern au, the stargazing thing started with Time and Twilight. It's real easy to see the stars out on the ranch, and Twilight thought Wars might appreciate the chance to just breathe in some fresh air and enjoy the quiet. Wars doesn't have a whole lot of free time like. Ever. and he didn't have a lot in high school either, but Twi would steal him whenever he could and they'd drive around for a bit together on old country dirt roads before pulling over and climbing up on top of Twi's old pickup truck to look at the stars. Sky would join them when he was able, he just wasn't allowed to stay out too late so most of the time it was Twi and Wars

Sometimes when Sky and Wars got to sleep over (in high school) they'd climb the roof, but a lot of it was Twi stealing Wars for an hour because he would "drive him home" (go an hour and a half out of his way to pick his friend up, drive around, and THEN drop him off, because Twi got a license before Wars did. Time and Malon only approved of this because Twi phrased it like Wars would explode and die and he'd never see him again if he couldn't pick him up and take him home (Time and Malon also just didn't care because he was literally just hanging out with his friend who he rarely got to see))

NOW the three of them will go out driving on the weekends sometimes in War's car, windows down just enjoying the fresh air. They live in a city so it's hard for them to see the stars from outside their apartment because things are so bright (though not impossible). Sometimes they aren't able to actually get out of the car and they'll just go for night drives, but if they all commit to spending like four or more hours of their evening on stargazing they'll head out towards the ranch and either commit and go all the way or pull over on a dirt road in the middle of a bunch of fields and get out for a bit (Wars is definitely less cool about people sitting on the roof of his car than Twi was alskjljk, and Twi doesn't own a car anymore because his old truck tragically died and he bought a motorcycle instead of a new car and then Sky can't drive)

in the winter they'll walk around the city and look at the holiday lights because they don't wanna drive in the dark on icy roads, and they'll make fun of Wars EVERY single time he, in his boots or regular shoes, steps on an ice patch. He doesn't even have to fall, they'll 'bully' him if he so much as stumbles a little bit

oh boy that ended up long akvjdhkjsl sorry you summoned the Yapper in me 🥺

[crazylittlejester]

Modern au Wars is big pants little shirt and Twi is big shirt little pants during the day, but at night they flip. do u get what i mean do u get the vision

​like wars is crop tops and big jeans and twi is tighter fitting jeans and big flannels, but then when it’s sleep time twi is tank top and large sweatpants and wars is shorts and a hoodie 5 sizes too big

[crazylittlejester]

my modern au Wars would regularly abuse his flexibility by randomly doing a death drop/dip as a reaction to slightly upsetting information whenever he thinks itd be funny

Twi asked him to unload the dishwasher and he didn’t want to? Legend sent him a text telling him he’s the world’s worst upstairs neighbor? Athena tells him it’s HIS turn to drive them to their favorite restaurant cos she drove last week?

on the opposite side of the emotion spectrum, he would do a backflip to express excitement provided theres enough space in the room

[crazylittlejester]

twi + wars + sky play dress to impress together in the modern au i think. they jsut have the vibes lol

YES THEY DO. THEY ABSOLUTELY DO. It’s Wars running around while Twilight and Sky hover over his shoulders shouting out ideas and then they all get really mad because they take the theme seriously and they COMMIT and the children theyre playing with just don’t understand the vision so they’re almost never on the podium despite always eating really hard and they get so mad because this one 10 year old keeps getting first

the 10 year old is actually Legend in the apartment directly below theirs who’s figured out what fits the kids will like so he always ends up getting first and then the next day when he heard sky groaning about it at work he realized he was the 10 year old sky was complaining about. he laughed about it for the next week but kept it to himself (and Hyrule ofc)

[crazylittlejester]

Hello hello, coming over to ask about the modern au. :) Do Sky and Wild ever stress cook together? Does Warriors knit sweaters for his cats? Does Twilight bring home strays sometimes?

1. THEY DO, once they actually become friends. Wild’s funny in this au because he met and befriended Wars and Twi individually, and they didn’t realize they both knew Wild. So Wars would literally be talking about him like “yeah my friend who helps me with photoshoots and has helped me design costumes for years now” and then Twi would be like “oh yeah my buddy who comes to take pictures of the penguins at work like twice a week” and then Sky would come home from work every day crying about the guy who orders ice water “in a mug, for here please” because he cannot comprehend why in a MUG and it drives him nuts, and NONE of them realized they were talking about the same guy. and then one day Wars invited Wild over to help him with something and poor Sky opened the door to see the bane of his existence standing on the other side and he screamed in genuine fear. They’re friends now, but Sky’s eye DOES twitch every time Wild makes him put ice water in a mug

2. HE DOESN’T :( his cats in this au have fur so they don’t need the sweaters to keep em warm. Wars also doesn’t have the time to knit, he’s incredibly busy running around all day and his “destress hobby” is another physical activity so he’s really either dancing/in class, skating, hanging out with friends from class to grab lunch, dead on his apartment floor, or Twi got enough food in him and forced him to sleep long enough that he’ll play a video game or read a book aalskkddk

3. Twi is MUCH more likely to bring a stray to Time and Malon than he is the apartment. They’re basically his parents, they’ve had him since he was one and he LOVES animals and they’re well aware of this aldkdk. And he knows his roommates wouldn’t be able to handle another animal, the only reason Wars has his cats was because he’s had them since middle school and he wasn’t about to abandon them with his mother (otherwise he would not have animals because he’s so busy, but he’s lucky because the cats have become all of their cats and they’re very well cared for). So Twi takes animals to Time and Malon instead, who will help care for whatever he brings home until it can either: Go free because he brought them a Wild Animal, get adopted, or Time gets a soft spot for it and has to BEG Malon to let him keep it. And this is why they have Several dogs (who are all very spoiled because they are Time’s children. Malon will wake up in the middle of the night like ‘ah yes, me, my husband, and his four large emotional support dogs) (It’s not hard to guess where Two got his soft spot for animals from, and Malon is just mad that he and Time have the EXACT same “please let me help this little guy” face)

Twi has a habit of finding things/people who need a little extra love and bringin’ em to the ranch. Wars has been in almost every family holiday photo since their sophomore year of high school because Malon INSISTED he come over and get out of his house and just relax for a little. Sky’s in a few as well, but Wars really has been in nearly every single one for the past seven years

[crazylittlejester]

i wish i could draw my guys from my modern au but i can’t because of my wrist (i will one day- i hope) so we all have to imagine the vibes together, because its so funny to me that Twi is this decently buff guy with a resting bitch face, a lot of piercings and tattoos, who lives exclusively in flannels and has the same fashion sense as dean winchester and he looks like a decently scary guy but then is actually the sweetest most gentle dude alive who plays animal crossing and has cried in the grocery store over a funky looking lime because he didn’t think anyone would buy it because it looked weird (he ended up buying it himself), and then you have Sky who is an adorable human being who looks like the personification of a nice warm hug and is always in the most cozy looking sweaters, but he’s punched someone in the face and broken their nose before

like Sky feels safe walking around the city at night with Twi because no one is going to fuck with them because Twi looks like he could beat someone up, TWI feels safe walking around with SKY because he knows that if it was necessary Sky would beat someone up for him

[crazylittlejester]

Have you thought about the others’ families in your modern au? Like Legend and Hyrule and Wild’s parents/carers, is there anything you can share with us?

(I’d imagine Legend lived with his Uncle or something like that, right?)

Sorry if it’s already been asked lol

I have!!

- Legend lived with his uncle for the first 18 years of his life, he has NO idea who his father is and his mother didn’t want him so she left him with her brother. He and Twilight are similar that way, because they were both raised by their uncles (though Twi’s birth parents are both dead), except in Legend’s case, he never called his uncle dad. He may THINK of him as a father, but he calls him his uncle. The man died Legend’s first year of college and he wasn’t there for it, and it absolutely destroyed him. They were very close

- Hyrule’s parents are alive and well. He’s not close with them, and theyre kinda mediocre people. He’s an only child and his parents would kinda forget about him, he’s been abandoned at more than his fair share of Walmarts. He moved out for college and whenever his parents remember he exists they’ll shoot him a text. He won’t answer if he doesn’t feel like it

- Wild’s dad died when he was 3, and he never knew his mom. He was then taken in by a very strict old lady who raised him with the intent to make him a perfect figure skater. She was NOT happy with him when he got hurt and had to retire, and he moved out the second he could

[crazylittlejester]

LMAO the image you put in the fic has me crying. Wars contact name for Twilight and twilight’s delirious text messages demanding applesauce, like—-

also time better pay for that tattoo 🫵. Twilight should get a tiny squirrel tattoo one just for the fun of it (and maybe an apple)

SKGSKGD IM GLAD YOU APPRECIATED IT!! i spent a lot of time on that screenshot 😭

Time has genuinely no issue paying for it, he paid for Twi’s first tattoo and a couple piercings before Twi turned 18. If Twi doesn’t remember the promise (which he DEFINITELY does not 😭) Time’ll probably just surprise him for the next holiday with a little “I owe you” note

Twi is NEVER living down the whole applesauce/juice thing, I don’t think he’ll be able to stand in the same room as an apple without Wars and Sky losing their shit akgskhd. This is going to be something they still talk about when they’re 50

link to the fic for anyone curious!!:

[crazylittlejester]

Unsure if you’ve answers this already, but what’s the rest of the chain doing in your modern au?

I don’t think ive ever really talked a lot about it like, in depth, but im more than happy to because i love my au and my silly guys :)

my bad for spelling errors i am Stupid 💔

Time: (46) Lives on the ranch with Malon. He worked full time as a mechanic before he met and married Malon, and he still works at the same place just SIGNIFICANTLY less hours because he’s also doing work on the ranch. He also plays guitar as a hobby, he played more when he was younger but Twilight’s BIGGEST flex in middle and early high school was that his dad owns some fuckass guitars

Hyrule: (20) He really really really likes rocks and being outside so he’s going into geology because he wanted to dig in the dirt and find special rocks. Sometimes Twi will text him like “bro where are you?” and if he even has service Hyrule will just send him a pic in the literal middle of fucking nowhere. Hyrule lives with Legend in the same apartment as Wars, Twi, and Sky, EXACTLY one floor below them

Legend: (20) Political science major, because he was running out of time and had to pick something. He’s not super sure what he wants to do, he has like, no plans, he didn’t think he’d be alive this long and have to DO something with his life. He works at the same little coffee shop as Sky, and those two are good friends. Every time Wars is being too loud above him (jumping, screaming, dancing) he will get up on his table and smack the ceiling and yell, or he’ll leave him angry voicemails. He left the dorms because he couldn’t handle being in the room next to Wars’s dramatic ass, he was DEVASTATED to discover all he did was move in underneath him

Wild: (19) He’s doing fashion/arts and he really really likes photography. He’s a retired skater (same as Wars) and on good days he can move around alright with minimal pain, but it’s not uncommon for him to use a mobility aid. He’s very good friends with Wars and sometimes they’ll fuck around at the rink together, other times when he has five minutes to spare Wars will drive him around and they’ll go to parks and just sit. They’re each other’s oldest friend and they both left a sport that was literally their entire world and its been hard to adjust to life without competitions but they’ve got each other. Wars makes a very serious effort to meet up with Wild 2-3 times a week

Four: (19) He’s a blacksmith, like his grandpa, but he got roped into this mess of a friend group somehow anyways. He finds most of them to be far too loud or dramatic, but they’re his best friends and he’s stuck with em

Wind: (16) He’s still in high school, but he does band and soccer. Wars took him skating ONCE because he used to babysit him, and Wind kinda got obsessed with the idea of what he calls ‘knife shoes’. Of ALL the people Wars has taken to the rink with him (who have no prior experience skating), Wind is the best. He’d be able to fuck around and play ice hockey with Wars, he’d get his ass beat if he went against an actual hockey player, but he can play a simple friendly game with Wars if Wars agrees to it

and then for anyone unfamiliar with the au!!:

Wars: (20/21; depends on what time of year I write the au in, because everything is just about their last year of undergrad and he’s a December birthday) He’s a retired figure skater who holds a world record and several gold medals, and he won the hyrule equivalent of the olympics at 18. He’s a dance major now, he’s been doing ballet since he was 3 and he never quit it, and he’s gone pretty much all day during the week because he goes skating for two hours before class, his last class ends at 5:30, and then if he’s actively in a show rehearsal ends at 10. Weekends are his only time to breathe but he’ll still have rehearsal from 1-6 and will hit the rink from like 10-11 unless Sky and Twi get on their literal hands and knees and BEG him not to because they miss him and “when will my husband return from the fucking war??”

Twilight: (21/22; his birthday is March) Bio/chem major with the intent to become a vet for ranch animals. He LOVES animals so so so so much, and he has a rather bad habit of bringing home sat wet creatures to his adoptive parents/aunt&uncle Time and Malon who just need a little extra love, including but not limited to: Several dogs, several cats, an injured bird, Warriors, a baby deer. Most of these things get taken care of and then released or Time helps them get adopted, and others get kept (at LEAST four dogs (including a very fluffy one named Wolfie), Wars, and two cats)

Sky: (21) English literature major who wants to become a teacher because he had an awful time as a disabled kid in school and he was made to feel stupid and he NEVER wants a kid to have that experience. It broke his heart to realize Wars had that experience too and still thinks he’s stupid, but Sky is determined to be the kind of english teacher you remember DECADES after you leave grade school because they were so important and changed your life. His gf Sun also loves english literature, and they go on dates to the library together and it’s just disgustingly sweet. He’s living out his best coffee shop romance au life because he does in fact work at a coffee shop and he did in fact fall in love with the girl who came in and ordered mint tea at 4 pm on the dot every day he just so happened to be working

[crazylittlejester]

What kind of music do all the boys listen to in your modern au?

*breaks knuckles* im SO glad you asked i love yapping about this au :3

Wars: A LOT of late 2000s-2010s pop, and also I think he’d like Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan. He also listens to a lotttttttt of classical type music and just stuff he’s dancing to in class and performances because he will run through shit in his mind and stare at a wall completely zoned out when he’s too physically exhausted to get up and rehearse

Twi: it’s a LOT of country and older music from like the 50s and 60s because that’s what Malon likes and he absorbs things like a sponge and she’s effectively his mother (she’s his aunt but she and Time raised him since he was one so they’re literally his parents in every way that matters)

Sky: He truly is that friend who listens to anything, but like really. Home depot commercial song, rap, a spoon in the garbage disposal, classical music, broadway musicals, pop, jazz, fucking ANYTHING. He’s definitely the person with a sweet cozy aesthetic who smiles all the time and you see him with headphones on and are like “whatcha listening to?” and its the most hardcore heavy metal song ever and people who don’t know him well are a bit shocked

Time: a lot of 70s and 80s rock, he was in a band as a guitar player for a couple years in his 20s, and he doesn’t do that anymore but he will still play on occasion. but also his wife and twi love their country music and 60s music and he loves them so he doesn’t fight for the radio in the car he lets them have it even if he hates country music because it’s just Not his vibe. but you’ll never hear him complain about it

Legend: MCR, Fallout boy, Twenty One Pilots used to listen to P!ATD and will deny it until he dies, Will Wood (and the Tapeworms), mindless self indulgence, etc etc. anything loud, funky, borderline screaming, passionate, or generally 2013 tumblr coded

Hyrule: the weirdest shit you’ve ever heard in your fucking life by some small artists that no one has ever heard of because they have like 8 listeners and Hyrule somehow (no one knows how not even him) stumbled across this and it goes so hard. its very whimsical tho. he’d also like TV Girl i think

Wild: He and Wars are like the exact same as far as music taste goes, catch those two screaming Lady Gaga songs whenever they’re in the car together

Wind: FNAF songs, songs you find in tiktok edits, Chappell Roan (this is Wars’s fault), “Whatever’s on the radio”

Four: the type of music that is designed to be like, a deep and meaningful art piece. like the lyrics are poetic and it’s meant to be discussed and analyzed and it frustrates him to no end when people dont get it like he does because its beautiful and its ART. alternatively Coconut Mall on loop for 7 hours, and there’s no in between

[crazylittlejester]

Hi! I love it your modern AU so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️ You’re such a great writer! And I completely agree with the small shirt/big pants thing for Wars and Twi. Hopefully I’ll draw part 2 with Twilight, but take him for now ❤️

AUGH AMSKDKS OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS?? HELLO???????? HIS KEYS!! HIS BAG!!!! THE BRACELETS!!!!!!! this is so incredible im obsessed with it 🥺 he is so everything‼️

and im so glad you like my silly little emotional support modern au!! it brings me joy to work on im really happy other people like it too :)